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Okay...I'm a 34 year old circus freak with a hump and one gigantic weepy (hopefully not lidless eye). I spent many years in a traveling freak show and I'm also an accomplished contortionist. I despise windy days and Christmas because I'm forced to be a camel in every nativity scene. I like short walks on a non-windy beach, and long bubble baths with tearless soap to soak my weary hump. I love costumes and fukking. There...good enough?

 

You LIED to the Oracle! You're a contortionist and you want to get more bendy?

 

I'm working at fitting through a tennis racket. A girl can never be too flexible.

 

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Hello I am metragammatron.

 

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Greetings.

 

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Welcome to the site.. hope you enjoy it..

 

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So do we shorten that handle with merta or gamma?
Welcome aboard.

 

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MG sounds good...

 

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Sounds even better.

 

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If you say his name backwords, he will return to his own plane of existence.

 

Greetings..Im wednesday, wedz, wedzy...which ever name you wanna call me (bar bitch, unless you can say it in style) i will answer to all.

Wone bore ya with petty details but i look forward to chatting with you all

 

Welcome to the site, Wednesday.

Have you ever wondered why Wednesday is spelled that way? I often do.

 

It's from the Anglo Saxon word for the All-father Odin, which is Woden. So through the ages of wearing down, etc... Wednes Daeg became Wednes Dei in Middle English and what we know today as Wednesday.

 

Many thanks.....and yes, it is an enigma which i believe has been answered ^^lol
Which btw ty...because i had no idea.

 

Glad to have ya... Looking forward as well..

 

This is an old intro of mine thats copy, pasted.

My name is Jessica and I'm 26. Still live with my parents, Metro New York, on the New Jersey Side of it USA. Have an fraternal twin sister as well. I was born with a Neurologically based speech impairment/apraxia-dysarthria. Been suffering from depression/anxiety since 9/2001. Currently, I'm an clerical volunteer in the Maternity Department at the local hospital by me and still looking for the permanent part time clerical job.

 

Hey jessica.. Welcome to the site..

I'm wez.. soon to be 40 year old guy.. and I'm back in school to become an RN.. This year and next year left. Sorry to hear about your condition. I imagine it's quite frustrating when trying to communicate verbally. Best of luck in landing that job!

I get to go to a maternity ward next year for clinicals.. quite excited.

Old intro? Any changes?

 

Thanx, for the welcoming me to JBS, Wes.

Nope no changes.