"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message news:491c747e$0$33704$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com... > david hillstrom wrote: > > On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:56:15 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > > wrote: > > > >>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:52:40 -0500, marika wrote: > >> > >>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > >>> news:DpKdna1ZBYPgp4bUnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d@giganews.com... > >>> > >>>> At least the formaldehyde should've helped preserve _something_. > >>> > >>> certainly not dignity > >> > >><shiftily:> > >> > >>There's a certain august dignity to waking up under yer living-room table. > > > > i experienced that not two months ago. though it was out in the > > middle of the floor, with arms out wide. heh. > > Isn't that september dignity? > -- > ah Yes, December man. HJ
marika wrote: > "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message > news:sgigh4hecaonl8gdvli7g8q9kkp4vihve0@4ax.com... >>> >> My sister worked at See's Candy back in the early 80's... > > mmm turkish taffy Is that the low salt kind? I had some Greek taffy, once, and I didn't spit for a month. -- ah
In article <491c747e$0$33704$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: > david hillstrom wrote: > > On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:56:15 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > > wrote: > > > >>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:52:40 -0500, marika wrote: > >> > >>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > >>> news:DpKdna1ZBYPgp4bUnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d@giganews.com... > >>> > >>>> At least the formaldehyde should've helped preserve _something_. > >>> > >>> certainly not dignity > >> > >><shiftily:> > >> > >>There's a certain august dignity to waking up under yer living-room table. > > > > i experienced that not two months ago. though it was out in the > > middle of the floor, with arms out wide. heh. > > Isn't that september dignity? younger sister of modesty blaize arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
"david hillstrom" <dave@meow.org> wrote in message news:l43nh4p4nqlh1sd04i0ohks4qg69tri7un@4ax.com... > > i experienced that not two months ago. though it was out in the > middle of the floor, with arms out wide. heh. > > -- should have saved it to help hold down the microcontroller mk5000 "Today is the greatest day That I have ever really known"--smashing pumpkins
"Kadaitcha Man" <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in message news:2bdh60.d3s.17.1@news.alt.net... > > HA! I am immune to "male-o-pause". > > I have no dick. I am dickless. > > HTH > sure try 2 eggs of silly putty and a crayola hth mk5000 "She crushed my new Benz, slept with my best friend Spent all my ends, it's got to end "--destiny's child
"rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message news:mmf-825AC5.21334112112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... >> > theres a certain relief to waking up > probably. but WHY??? there are so many more successful people who are not totally kooky and are more you know "conventionally professional" than I. Yes, I can get along with anyone. Very dangerous and jealous people out there. let them wake up mk5000 "send this smile over to you Disarm you with a smile And leave you like they left me here To wither in denial "--
"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message news:491c74e8$0$33704$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com... > > FROZEN HEADS!!1! > -- I think you can get those on QVC mk5000 "It's just a brief smile crossing your face I'm running speed trials standing in place When the socket's not a shock enough"--elliott smith
In article <rY-dnem2DpRFR4HUnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d@rcn.net>, "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message > news:mmf-825AC5.21334112112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... > >> > > theres a certain relief to waking up > > > > probably. but WHY??? sort of slows down your whole day when you wake up dead arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
"marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote in message > > "david hillstrom" <dave@meow.org> wrote in message > > > > i experienced that not two months ago. though it was out in the > > middle of the floor, with arms out wide. heh. > > > should have saved it to help hold down the microcontroller > How did you know that "ah" called his pecker, "microcontroller"? HJ
"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message news:491c9d66$0$67961$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com... > marika wrote: > > "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message > > news:sgigh4hecaonl8gdvli7g8q9kkp4vihve0@4ax.com... > >>> > >> My sister worked at See's Candy back in the early 80's... > > > > mmm turkish taffy > > Is that the low salt kind? > > I had some Greek taffy, once, and I didn't spit for a month. > -- > ah Deco told me that you "swallow"... HJ
"marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote in message news:hp-dncN5ePHRR4HUnZ2dnUVZ_tudnZ2d@rcn.net... > > "Kadaitcha Man" <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in message > news:2bdh60.d3s.17.1@news.alt.net... > >> >> HA! I am immune to "male-o-pause". >> >> I have no dick. I am dickless. >> >> HTH >> > > sure 'tis true. > try 2 eggs of silly putty and a crayola Is that what you use? > > hth > > mk5000 > > "She crushed my new Benz, slept with my best friend > Spent all my ends, it's got to end "--destiny's child >
Re: My Thoughts are wrong - Rick Mather On Nov 13, 3:35 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote: > "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message > > news:2bdh60.d3s.17.1@news.alt.net... > > > > > "marika" <marika5...@gmail.com> wrote in message > >news:IcGdnR19NMir_YbUnZ2dnUVZ_uydnZ2d@rcn.net... > > > > "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message > > >news:6zwax5$5ks$i@soc.culture.hookers.net.eritrea... > > > >> T?igh trasna ort f?in. > > >> Go laga? galar t?g?lach do chro?. > > >> May an infectious disease weaken your heart. > > >> Go fuck yourself. > > > >> HTH > > > > Oh look! how cute, the K man is having a hot flash. > > > > don't worry you can tought out that male-o-pause > > > HA! I am immune to "male-o-pause". > > > I have no dick. I am dickless. > > "Little" Ricky Mather, you know that dicks don't make hormones! > > Your Pal, > HJ Tsk. Of corse not. They make "a hormone." Poow wittow iwwitewate...
Re: My Thoughts are wrong - Rick Mather "Amanda Reid" <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote in message news:6d03207e-bba7-4c94-a9f1-f400da3c143b@e38g2000prn.googlegroups.com... On Nov 13, 3:35 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote: > "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message > > news:2bdh60.d3s.17.1@news.alt.net... > > > > > "marika" <marika5...@gmail.com> wrote in message > >news:IcGdnR19NMir_YbUnZ2dnUVZ_uydnZ2d@rcn.net... > > > > "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message > > >news:6zwax5$5ks$i@soc.culture.hookers.net.eritrea... > > > >> T?igh trasna ort f?in. > > >> Go laga? galar t?g?lach do chro?. > Yo man, this is America dammit, speak Spanish. > > >> HTH > > > > Oh look! how cute, the K man is having a hot flash. > > > > don't worry you can tought out that male-o-pause > > > HA! I am immune to "male-o-pause". > > > I have no dick. I am dickless. > > "Little" Ricky Mather, you know that dicks don't make hormones! > > Your Pal, > HJ Tsk. Of corse not. They make "a hormone." Poow wittow iwwitewate...
On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:52:01 -0500, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> bloviated: > >"Kadaitcha Man" <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in message >news:2bdh60.d3s.17.1@news.alt.net... > >> >> HA! I am immune to "male-o-pause". >> >> I have no dick. I am dickless. >> >> HTH >> > >sure > >try 2 eggs of silly putty and a crayola > >hth > Geoffrey putty from Toys-r-us is cheaper. (when I work, one of my tools is silly putty. I get paid money to play with that stuff...)
On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:19:52 -0800, Aratzio wrote: > On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:52:01 -0500, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> > bloviated: > >> "Kadaitcha Man" <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in message >> news:2bdh60.d3s.17.1@news.alt.net... >> >>> HA! I am immune to "male-o-pause". >>> >>> I have no dick. I am dickless. >>> >>> HTH >> >> sure >> >> try 2 eggs of silly putty and a crayola >> >> hth > > Geoffrey putty from Toys-r-us is cheaper. > > (when I work, one of my tools is silly putty. I get paid money to play > with that stuff...) Making great big emergency discrete transistors? -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Igorth do not "tetht the printhiple". Thtrap it to the bench and put a good thick bolt of lightning, that'th our motto. < _Thief of Time_
Re: My Thoughts are wrong - Rick Mather "=z=" <z@nothere.net> wrote in message news:8pdTk.68902$vX2.21310@bignews6.bellsouth.net... > > "Amanda Reid" <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote in message > news:6d03207e-bba7-4c94-a9f1-f400da3c143b@e38g2000prn.googlegroups.com... > On Nov 13, 3:35 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote: > > "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message > > > > news:2bdh60.d3s.17.1@news.alt.net... > > > > > > > > > "marika" <marika5...@gmail.com> wrote in message > > >news:IcGdnR19NMir_YbUnZ2dnUVZ_uydnZ2d@rcn.net... > > > > > > "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message > > > >news:6zwax5$5ks$i@soc.culture.hookers.net.eritrea... > > > > > >> T?igh trasna ort f?in. > > > >> Go laga? galar t?g?lach do chro?. > > > Yo man, this is America dammit, speak Spanish. > > > > > >> HTH > > > > > > Oh look! how cute, the K man is having a hot flash. > > > > > > don't worry you can tought out that male-o-pause > > > > > HA! I am immune to "male-o-pause". > > > > > I have no dick. I am dickless. > > > > "Little" Ricky Mather, you know that dicks don't make hormones! > > > > Your Pal, > > HJ > > > Tsk. Of corse not. They make "a hormone." Your grade on the test is an "F". Study harder or Study with a hard-on. HJ p.s. How old are you, sonny?
On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:43:38 -0500, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated: >On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:19:52 -0800, Aratzio wrote: > >> On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:52:01 -0500, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> >> bloviated: >> >>> "Kadaitcha Man" <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in message >>> news:2bdh60.d3s.17.1@news.alt.net... >>> >>>> HA! I am immune to "male-o-pause". >>>> >>>> I have no dick. I am dickless. >>>> >>>> HTH >>> >>> sure >>> >>> try 2 eggs of silly putty and a crayola >>> >>> hth >> >> Geoffrey putty from Toys-r-us is cheaper. >> >> (when I work, one of my tools is silly putty. I get paid money to play >> with that stuff...) > >Making great big emergency discrete transistors? Nah, just checking where things I cannot see touch other things I cannot see. (Yes, you may all now run rabid with the straight line provided)
Aratzio, ye crook-pated foghorn, boy, ape, braggart, jack, milksop!, ye entreated: > >> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:19:52 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >> >>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:52:01 -0500, in >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> >>> bloviated: >>> >>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in message >>>> news:2bdh60.d3s.17.1@news.alt.net... >>>> >>>>> HA! I am immune to "male-o-pause". >>>>> >>>>> I have no dick. I am dickless. >>>>> >>>>> HTH >>>> >>>> sure >>>> >>>> try 2 eggs of silly putty and a crayola >>>> >>>> hth >>> >>> Geoffrey putty from Toys-r-us is cheaper. >>> >>> (when I work, one of my tools is silly putty. I get paid money to >>> play with that stuff...) >> >> Making great big emergency discrete transistors? > > Nah, just checking where things I cannot see touch other things I > cannot see. > > (Yes, you may all now run rabid with the straight line provided) Oh, good grief! Are you suggesting that the uniquely-shaped Logitech MX Revolution... <puke> -- alt.usenet.kooks "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us." Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129] Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008. Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008. Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660 Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk Member of: Usenet Ruiner List Top Assholes on the Net List Most hated usenetizens of all time List Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E Join me for dinner. I'm cooking direful carrier pigeon ligament accentuated by limp blow flies garnished with hackneyed erupting pimples, simmered in a gurgling deep dish containing bleached chunks of sardine and crab in rancid stomach broth, a side of crackers and a container of saliva.
On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:35:43 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, "Kadaitcha Man" <invalid@invalid.invalid> got double secret probation for writing: >Aratzio, ye crook-pated foghorn, boy, ape, braggart, jack, milksop!, ye >entreated: > >> >>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:19:52 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>> >>>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:52:01 -0500, in >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> >>>> bloviated: >>>> >>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in message >>>>> news:2bdh60.d3s.17.1@news.alt.net... >>>>> >>>>>> HA! I am immune to "male-o-pause". >>>>>> >>>>>> I have no dick. I am dickless. >>>>>> >>>>>> HTH >>>>> >>>>> sure >>>>> >>>>> try 2 eggs of silly putty and a crayola >>>>> >>>>> hth >>>> >>>> Geoffrey putty from Toys-r-us is cheaper. >>>> >>>> (when I work, one of my tools is silly putty. I get paid money to >>>> play with that stuff...) >>> >>> Making great big emergency discrete transistors? >> >> Nah, just checking where things I cannot see touch other things I >> cannot see. >> >> (Yes, you may all now run rabid with the straight line provided) > >Oh, good grief! Are you suggesting that the uniquely-shaped Logitech MX >Revolution... > ><puke> No
Tim Weaver wrote: > <p>sychotic <c>hicken wrote: > >> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >> <Xns9B535CFDC898C0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim >> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>><p>sychotic <c>hicken wrote: >>> >>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>> <Xns9B516F03B3C190Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim >>>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>mimus wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk>, "<p>sychotic >>>>>>> <c>hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda>, it appeared >>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a >>>>>>>> smack down any minute. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always mass surrender and then subvert >>>>>>> the occupiers >>>>>> >>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>> >>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>> >>>>>Don't we borrow most original ideas from the Chinese, Japanese or the >>>>>Brits? >>>> >>>> Tim ... seeing as you are posting in this thread wouldn't it be more >>>> appropriate to rename this thread "My thought". >>>> >>>> hahahhahahaahahahahahahahahaha >>> >>>That is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen written in this group. >>>Aside from that, I did not start this thread as you imply. >> >> Don't worry ... I can improve. Before too long I'm sure I can be >> producing articles far far dumber than anything written here before or >> since. >> >> I am truly dedicated to improving my stupidity. > > This I believe. Anyone fancy a cascade? -- ah
