On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:20:48 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:59:00 -0500, david hillstrom wrote: > >> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:58:53 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >> wrote: >> >>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:43:01 -0500, david hillstrom wrote: >>> >>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:27:13 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:07:50 -0500, in >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>> bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:25:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:26 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> north or south? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neener >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>>>>>>>>> my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> cool! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> <blast> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have >>>>>>>> of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Next up DAEV tells us all about Regal Crown Select in the Quart >>>>>>> bottles. >>>>>> >>>>>> REPOST >>>>>> ================================================ >>>>>> Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk >>>>>> Subject: new things >>>>>> From: mhm1...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) >>>>>> Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT >>>>>> >>>>>> I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. >>>>>> Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card >>>>>> scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this >>>>>> craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the >>>>>> property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a >>>>>> half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles >>>>>> missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is >>>>>> just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or >>>>>> out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. >>>>>> A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided >>>>>> myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I >>>>>> think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, >>>>>> despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. >>>>>> Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter >>>>>> are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, >>>>>> I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have >>>>>> /never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. >>>>>> Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close >>>>>> to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing >>>>>> something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier >>>>>> wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins >>>>>> are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows >>>>>> whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a >>>>>> "conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive >>>>>> my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into >>>>>> cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin >>>>>> /waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. >>>>>> Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for >>>>>> better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is >>>>>> first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any >>>>>> effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home >>>>>> Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. >>>>>> "Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it >>>>>> doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" >>>>>> for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have >>>>>> to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap >>>>>> yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw >>>>>> running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to >>>>>> Africa. >>>>>> >>>>>> On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird >>>>>> gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. >>>>>> >>>>>> Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens >>>>>> cooked in bacon fat. >>>>>> >>>>>> - Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow >>>>>> "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They >>>>>> were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight >>>>>> hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" >>>>>> - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) >>>>>> >>>>>> ================================================ >>>>> >>>>> 11 years ago you FINALLY tried T-bird? I am pretty sure my first >>>>> T-Bird was summer 1972. One of the guys on the Tree crew I was working >>>>> with went and grabbed some beer and T-bird on Saturday. Nasty stuff. >>>>> >>>>> I will stick to my Williams-Selyem, Armida, Rosenblum wines and the >>>>> Belgian style ales. >>>> >>>> you might also notice i lost most of my capitol letters some time >>>> after that post. >>>> >>>> <sigh> those were the days. when i could actually ~write~. when i >>>> had motivation to tell ~stories~. elaboration and fully composed >>>> thoughts. hmph. >>> >>> Are you saying your CNS delaminated after even just _reminiscing_ about >>> Thunderbird? >> >> you may have something there. >> >>> I hope you've repressed yer memories completely of MD 20/20. >>> >>> Not that that would be hard. >> >> oh, gee, thanks a lot. id completely forgotten my experience with MD >> 20/20 in college, and now you poke at my brain and dredge it up again. >> cruel. >> >> WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!??!??? > >At least the formaldehyde should've helped preserve _something_. one would think. if one can, that is... -- dave hillstrom xrbj
In article <vtslh4tnoik8trnpqahiei0im5kn0evm0c@4ax.com>, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> wrote: > On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:15:15 -0800, rand mair fheal > <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote: > > >In article <EoGdnWtSXL1mzYfUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@rcn.net>, > > "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > > > >> "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message > >> news:mmf-465FB7.14053711112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... > >> > In article <IpidnZZBjaqUVoTUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@rcn.net>, > >> > > >> > >> > > >> > sees candy is too expensive for everyday use > >> > > >> > >> ok i got her the creamer and gravy boat cos those were the first two > >> things > >> > >> the first thing will be there in about a week. the second will take > >> seven > >> weeks > >> because apparently the gravy boat has to be built from scratch > > > >did they have a full ceremony with champagne and all > >when they launched the gravy boat > > with a little bottle of champagne to christen it with? and streamers > and confetti? so it was more like row boat > >> now i need to get a candy dish > > > >i guess candy could be called a dish > >before she returned back to the stars > > > >that was a weird movie > > i like my candy from Manhattan Transfer. row row row your boat gently down the hudson merrily merruly merrily life is blurred with suds on arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:45:52 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:43:01 -0500, in >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >bloviated: > >>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:27:13 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>wrote: >> >>>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:07:50 -0500, in >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>bloviated: >>> >>>>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:25:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:26 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>>>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>north or south? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>neener >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>>>>>>>my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>cool! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>><blast> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! >>>>>> >>>>>>if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have >>>>>>of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... >>>>> >>>>>Next up DAEV tells us all about Regal Crown Select in the Quart >>>>>bottles. >>>> >>>>REPOST >>>>================================================ >>>>Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk >>>>Subject: new things >>>>From: mhm1...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) >>>>Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT >>>> >>>>I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. >>>>Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card >>>>scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this >>>>craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the >>>>property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a >>>>half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles >>>>missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is >>>>just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or >>>>out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. >>>>A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided >>>>myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I >>>>think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, >>>>despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. >>>>Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter >>>>are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, >>>>I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have >>>>/never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. >>>>Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close >>>>to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing >>>>something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier >>>>wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins >>>>are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows >>>>whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a >>>>"conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive >>>>my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into >>>>cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin >>>>/waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. >>>>Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for >>>>better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is >>>>first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any >>>>effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home >>>>Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. >>>>"Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it >>>>doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" >>>>for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have >>>>to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap >>>>yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw >>>>running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to >>>>Africa. >>>> >>>>On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird >>>>gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. >>>> >>>>Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens >>>>cooked in bacon fat. >>>> >>>>- Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow >>>>"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They >>>> were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight >>>> hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" >>>> - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) >>>> >>>>================================================ >>> >>>11 years ago you FINALLY tried T-bird? I am pretty sure my first >>>T-Bird was summer 1972. One of the guys on the Tree crew I was working >>>with went and grabbed some beer and T-bird on Saturday. Nasty stuff. >>> >>>I will stick to my Williams-Selyem, Armida, Rosenblum wines and the >>>Belgian style ales. >> >>you might also notice i lost most of my capitol letters some time >>after that post. >> >><sigh> those were the days. when i could actually ~write~. when i >>had motivation to tell ~stories~. elaboration and fully composed >>thoughts. hmph. > >I think Ken Pangborn in soc.men is using all your caps. quite possible. he is the sort who would steal a mans caps while he sleeps. as far as i know, they just vanished one day, along with most all of my apostrophes. that goat humping bastard. -- dave hillstrom xrbj
"rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message news:mmf-2C9101.20151511112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... > > did they have a full ceremony with champagne and all > when they launched the gravy boat > >> now i need to get a candy dish > > i guess candy could be called a dish > before she returned back to the stars > > that was a weird movie > > So was Chocolat and Man of La Mancha is a great kung fu flick mk5000 "You're right; but Mirkin, M.D. (who is apparently a tv personality--I hadn't previously heard of him) is surely wrong. There are a number of interesting reports on Mirkin's web site, but I wouldn't accept them at face value. How much confidence can one have in an "authority" who can write so ridiculously on max heart rate?"--bruce
"Kadaitcha Man" <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in message news:6zwax5$5ks$i@soc.culture.hookers.net.eritrea... > > T?igh trasna ort f?in. > Go laga? galar t?g?lach do chro?. > May an infectious disease weaken your heart. > Go fuck yourself. > > HTH > Oh look! how cute, the K man is having a hot flash. don't worry you can tought out that male-o-pause mk5000 "lifting dialogue from Judy Garland storylines where get-tough girls turn into goldmines But oh, those polaroid babies taking chances with rabies"--calling it quits, aimee man
In article <GNednfT2s8DgwIbUnZ2dnUVZ_tninZ2d@rcn.net>, "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message > news:mmf-2C9101.20151511112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... > > > > > did they have a full ceremony with champagne and all > > when they launched the gravy boat > > > >> now i need to get a candy dish > > > > i guess candy could be called a dish > > before she returned back to the stars > > > > that was a weird movie > > > > > > So was Chocolat > > and Man of La Mancha is a great kung fu flick to kick the impossible kick arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
"rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message news:mmf-4404E6.15382912112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... >> >> and Man of La Mancha is a great kung fu flick > > to kick the impossible kick > that is exactly what I watched then next, the movie Braindead, no wait, Brainstorme, where it was the last, before Natalie Wood died mk5000 "and knew something was wrong just nothing you could put your finger on and I will wonder just like anyone"--just like anyone, aimee mann
On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:15:15 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: > In article <EoGdnWtSXL1mzYfUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@rcn.net>, > "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > >> "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message >> news:mmf-465FB7.14053711112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... >> >>> sees candy is too expensive for everyday use >> >> ok i got her the creamer and gravy boat cos those were the first two things >> >> the first thing will be there in about a week. the second will take seven >> weeks because apparently the gravy boat has to be built from scratch > > did they have a full ceremony with champagne and all > when they launched the gravy boat > >> now i need to get a candy dish > > i guess candy could be called a dish > before she returned back to the stars > > that was a weird movie _Only_ the greatest movie of all time. Da DA da DAHHHHHHH . . . . -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Guru: Follow the sacred bird. Candy: What sacred bird? Guru: *Any* sacred bird. < _Candy_
In article <i4adnUzjht0b9obUnZ2dnUVZ_rjinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: > On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:15:15 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: > > > In article <EoGdnWtSXL1mzYfUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@rcn.net>, > > "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > > > >> "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message > >> news:mmf-465FB7.14053711112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... > >> > >>> sees candy is too expensive for everyday use > >> > >> ok i got her the creamer and gravy boat cos those were the first two > >> things > >> > >> the first thing will be there in about a week. the second will take > >> seven > >> weeks because apparently the gravy boat has to be built from scratch > > > > did they have a full ceremony with champagne and all > > when they launched the gravy boat > > > >> now i need to get a candy dish > > > > i guess candy could be called a dish > > before she returned back to the stars > > > > that was a weird movie > > _Only_ the greatest movie of all time. groove tube arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
In article <ZKudnVe7y7Vt94bUnZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@rcn.net>, "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message > news:mmf-4404E6.15382912112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... > > >> > >> and Man of La Mancha is a great kung fu flick > > > > to kick the impossible kick > > > > that is exactly what I watched then next, the movie Braindead, no wait, > Brainstorme, where it was the last, before Natalie > Wood died you have to wonder about a world that lets natalie die and paris hilton to live arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:DpKdna1ZBYPgp4bUnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d@giganews.com... > > At least the formaldehyde should've helped preserve _something_. > certainly not dignity mk5000 "You write a little note that you leave on the bed and spend some time dissecting every word he said"--you do, aimee mann
"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message news:sgigh4hecaonl8gdvli7g8q9kkp4vihve0@4ax.com... >> > My sister worked at See's Candy back in the early 80's... mmm turkish taffy mk5000 "And thus it continues Someday we'll be happy again \ There's no way a country like that could die Told me that they drift away"--for jules, aimee mann
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:52:40 -0500, marika wrote: > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:DpKdna1ZBYPgp4bUnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d@giganews.com... > >> At least the formaldehyde should've helped preserve _something_. > > certainly not dignity <shiftily:> There's a certain august dignity to waking up under yer living-room table. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Nobody murders my drinking buddies but me. < Laumer
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:56:15 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:52:40 -0500, marika wrote: > >> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message >> news:DpKdna1ZBYPgp4bUnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d@giganews.com... >> >>> At least the formaldehyde should've helped preserve _something_. >> >> certainly not dignity > ><shiftily:> > >There's a certain august dignity to waking up under yer living-room table. i experienced that not two months ago. though it was out in the middle of the floor, with arms out wide. heh. -- dave hillstrom xrbj
rand mair fheal wrote: > In article <ZKudnVe7y7Vt94bUnZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@rcn.net>, > "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > >> "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message >> news:mmf-4404E6.15382912112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... >> >> >> >> >> and Man of La Mancha is a great kung fu flick >> > >> > to kick the impossible kick >> > >> >> that is exactly what I watched then next, the movie Braindead, no wait, >> Brainstorme, where it was the last, before Natalie >> Wood died > > you have to wonder about a world that lets natalie die > and paris hilton to live That's what's great about being Money! -- ah
In article <491b8f9a$0$33695$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: > rand mair fheal wrote: > > In article <ZKudnVe7y7Vt94bUnZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@rcn.net>, > > "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > > > >> "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message > >> news:mmf-4404E6.15382912112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... > >> > >> >> > >> >> and Man of La Mancha is a great kung fu flick > >> > > >> > to kick the impossible kick > >> > > >> > >> that is exactly what I watched then next, the movie Braindead, no wait, > >> Brainstorme, where it was the last, before Natalie > >> Wood died > > > > you have to wonder about a world that lets natalie die > > and paris hilton to live > > That's what's great about being Money! you can hire other people to drown for you? arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
In article <GeadnRIbP9uGFIbUnZ2dnUVZ_t3inZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: > On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:52:40 -0500, marika wrote: > > > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > > news:DpKdna1ZBYPgp4bUnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d@giganews.com... > > > >> At least the formaldehyde should've helped preserve _something_. > > > > certainly not dignity > > <shiftily:> > > There's a certain august dignity to waking up under yer living-room table. theres a certain relief to waking up arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
"marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote in message news:IcGdnR19NMir_YbUnZ2dnUVZ_uydnZ2d@rcn.net... > > "Kadaitcha Man" <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in message > news:6zwax5$5ks$i@soc.culture.hookers.net.eritrea... >> >> T?igh trasna ort f?in. >> Go laga? galar t?g?lach do chro?. >> May an infectious disease weaken your heart. >> Go fuck yourself. >> >> HTH >> > > Oh look! how cute, the K man is having a hot flash. > > don't worry you can tought out that male-o-pause HA! I am immune to "male-o-pause". I have no dick. I am dickless. HTH
david hillstrom wrote: > On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:56:15 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > >>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:52:40 -0500, marika wrote: >> >>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message >>> news:DpKdna1ZBYPgp4bUnZ2dnUVZ_gGdnZ2d@giganews.com... >>> >>>> At least the formaldehyde should've helped preserve _something_. >>> >>> certainly not dignity >> >><shiftily:> >> >>There's a certain august dignity to waking up under yer living-room table. > > i experienced that not two months ago. though it was out in the > middle of the floor, with arms out wide. heh. Isn't that september dignity? -- ah
rand mair fheal wrote: > In article <491b8f9a$0$33695$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>, > ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: > >> rand mair fheal wrote: >> > In article <ZKudnVe7y7Vt94bUnZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@rcn.net>, >> > "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: >> > >> >> "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message >> >> news:mmf-4404E6.15382912112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> and Man of La Mancha is a great kung fu flick >> >> > >> >> > to kick the impossible kick >> >> > >> >> >> >> that is exactly what I watched then next, the movie Braindead, no wait, >> >> Brainstorme, where it was the last, before Natalie >> >> Wood died >> > >> > you have to wonder about a world that lets natalie die >> > and paris hilton to live >> >> That's what's great about being Money! > > you can hire other people to drown for you? FROZEN HEADS!!1! -- ah