<p>sychotic <c>hicken wrote: > Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding > <Xns9B535CFDC898C0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim > Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >><p>sychotic <c>hicken wrote: >> >>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>> <Xns9B516F03B3C190Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>, it appeared Tim >>> Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>mimus wrote: >>>> >>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk>, "<p>sychotic >>>>>> <c>hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda>, it appeared >>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a >>>>>>> smack down any minute. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>> >>>>>> their defense plan is the same always mass surrender and then subvert >>>>>> the occupiers >>>>> >>>>> <modestly:> >>>>> >>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>> >>>>Don't we borrow most original ideas from the Chinese, Japanese or the >>>>Brits? >>> >>> Tim ... seeing as you are posting in this thread wouldn't it be more >>> appropriate to rename this thread "My thought". >>> >>> hahahhahahaahahahahahahahahaha >> >>That is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen written in this group. >>Aside from that, I did not start this thread as you imply. > > Don't worry ... I can improve. Before too long I'm sure I can be > producing articles far far dumber than anything written here before or > since. > > I am truly dedicated to improving my stupidity. This I believe. -- Tim Weaver "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene Spafford, 1992
In article <IpidnZZBjaqUVoTUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@rcn.net>, "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message > news:mmf-83936E.11462310112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... > > > el camino real > > a little north of westborough boulevard > > \ > > > that sounds like a lot of fun. sees candy is too expensive for everyday use arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
In article <Wu-dnR5-1Y1iVITUnZ2dnUVZ_jCdnZ2d@rcn.net>, "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message > news:9glgh492gp0vt81nvdth3ivgcmkmd7r7jg@4ax.com... > > > > Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. > > > > NYAH NYAH NYAH > > I didn't think it was gonna be dirty, but I also didn't get it > > speaking of dirty the best things in life are dirty > "Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, > and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual > qualities."--chas bukowski the worst thing in life is waking up clean without a bean arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
In article <X81p46LplaGJFxvz@blueyonder.co.uk>, "<p>sychotic <c>hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: > Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding > <mmf-862552.07125811112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net>, it appeared > rand mair fheal <mmf@tania-che.com> had made a clean getaway: > >In article <gs7jh4hl0c59akc96shitfe2p3slqlskq9@4ax.com>, > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: > > > >> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david > >> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: > >> > >> >On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > >> >wrote: > >> > > >> >>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in > >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> > >> >>bloviated: > >> >> > >> >>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > >> >>>wrote: > >> >>> > >> >>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in > >> >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> > >> >>>>bloviated: > >> >>>> > >> >>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio > >> >>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > >> >>>>>wrote: > >> >>>>> > >> >>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in > >> >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> > >> >>>>>>bloviated: > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio > >> >>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > >> >>>>>>>wrote: > >> >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in > >> >>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus > >> >>>>>>>><tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > >> >>>>>>>>bloviated: > >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in > >> >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal > >> >>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: > >> >>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , > >> >>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> > >> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> mimus > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appeared > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getaway: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gall > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coins > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> into a > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a smack > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AUK > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overlords. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>unfolded among > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> those > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> lines. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> civilized > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> living. > >> >>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized > >> >>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. > >> >>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>There is also the Pit. > >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>Fudge is real. > >> >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its > >> >>>>>>>fictitious. > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>>Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. > >> >>>>>> > >> >>>>>>NYAH NYAH NYAH > >> >>>>> > >> >>>>>so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? > >> >>>> > >> >>>>Do you live in *real* America? > >> >>> > >> >>>north or south? > >> >> > >> >>Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. > >> > > >> >deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. > >> > > >> >neener > >> > >> That would be north south america, geography boi. > >> > >> Chile is Deep South America. > > > >chile is deep south south east west america > >argentina is deep south south east east america > > > >arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call > >its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here > >this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang > >this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang > > > Tierra Del Fuego is Deep South South America. which is part of chile and argentina arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >bloviated: > >>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>wrote: >> >>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>bloviated: >>> >>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>north or south? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>> >>>>>>deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>> >>>>>>neener >>>>> >>>>>That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>> >>>>>Chile is Deep South America. >>>> >>>>oops! beer did it to me again! >>> >>>LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >> >>i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. > >You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. cool! <blast> -- dave hillstrom xrbj
"rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message news:mmf-465FB7.14053711112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... > In article <IpidnZZBjaqUVoTUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@rcn.net>, > > > sees candy is too expensive for everyday use > ok i got her the creamer and gravy boat cos those were the first two things the first thing will be there in about a week. the second will take seven weeks because apparently the gravy boat has to be built from scratch now i need to get a candy dish mk Am fear, is fhaide chaidh bho'n bhaile, chual e'n cel bu mhilse leis nuair thill e dhachaidh. Who farthest away e'er did roam heard the sweetest music on returning home.
In article <EoGdnWtSXL1mzYfUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@rcn.net>, "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message > news:mmf-465FB7.14053711112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... > > In article <IpidnZZBjaqUVoTUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@rcn.net>, > > > > > > > sees candy is too expensive for everyday use > > > > ok i got her the creamer and gravy boat cos those were the first two things > > the first thing will be there in about a week. the second will take seven > weeks > because apparently the gravy boat has to be built from scratch did they have a full ceremony with champagne and all when they launched the gravy boat > now i need to get a candy dish i guess candy could be called a dish before she returned back to the stars that was a weird movie arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
marika, ye gormless gimcrack, thy wit's as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard, ye exudated: > Am fear, is fhaide chaidh bho'n bhaile, > chual e'n cel bu mhilse leis nuair thill e dhachaidh. > Who farthest away e'er did roam > heard the sweetest music on returning home. T?igh trasna ort f?in. Go laga? galar t?g?lach do chro?. May an infectious disease weaken your heart. Go fuck yourself. HTH -- alt.usenet.kooks "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us." Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129] Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008. Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008. Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660 Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk Member of: Usenet Ruiner List Top Assholes on the Net List Most hated usenetizens of all time List Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E Join me for dinner. I'm cooking injured quagga skin and praying mantis furuncle seasoning with used pustule aside dirty pigeon scrotum with clove garnish, served in a turbid double boiler containing medium cooked cauliflower, stringy morsels of tongue and stomach with oddments of lobster, ligament broth, a side of whale cervix and a litre of creamed duck shit.
On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >wrote: > >>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>bloviated: >> >>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>wrote: >>> >>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>bloviated: >>>> >>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>north or south? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>neener >>>>>> >>>>>>That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>> >>>>>>Chile is Deep South America. >>>>> >>>>>oops! beer did it to me again! >>>> >>>>LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>> >>>i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >> >>You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. > >cool! > ><blast> Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST!
On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:15:15 -0800, rand mair fheal <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote: >In article <EoGdnWtSXL1mzYfUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@rcn.net>, > "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote: > >> "rand mair fheal" <mmf@tania-che.com> wrote in message >> news:mmf-465FB7.14053711112008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net... >> > In article <IpidnZZBjaqUVoTUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@rcn.net>, >> > >> >> > >> > sees candy is too expensive for everyday use >> > >> >> ok i got her the creamer and gravy boat cos those were the first two things >> >> the first thing will be there in about a week. the second will take seven >> weeks >> because apparently the gravy boat has to be built from scratch > >did they have a full ceremony with champagne and all >when they launched the gravy boat with a little bottle of champagne to christen it with? and streamers and confetti? >> now i need to get a candy dish > >i guess candy could be called a dish >before she returned back to the stars > >that was a weird movie i like my candy from Manhattan Transfer. -- dave hillstrom xrbj
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: > >>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>wrote: >> >>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>bloviated: >>> >>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>north or south? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>neener >>>>>>> >>>>>>>That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>> >>>>>>oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>> >>>>>LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>> >>>>i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>> >>>You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >> >>cool! >> >><blast> > >Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... -- dave hillstrom xrbj
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:26 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >wrote: > >>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >> >>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>wrote: >>> >>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>bloviated: >>>> >>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>north or south? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>neener >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>>> >>>>>>LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>>> >>>>>i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>>my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>>> >>>>You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >>> >>>cool! >>> >>><blast> >> >>Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! > >if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have >of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... Next up DAEV tells us all about Regal Crown Select in the Quart bottles.
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:25:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:26 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: > >>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>wrote: >> >>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>> >>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>north or south? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>neener >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>>>> >>>>>>>LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>>>> >>>>>>i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>>>my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>>>> >>>>>You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >>>> >>>>cool! >>>> >>>><blast> >>> >>>Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! >> >>if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have >>of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... > >Next up DAEV tells us all about Regal Crown Select in the Quart >bottles. REPOST ================================================ Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Subject: new things From: mhm1...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have /never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a "conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin /waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. "Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to Africa. On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens cooked in bacon fat. - Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) ================================================ -- dave hillstrom xrbj
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:07:50 -0500, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:25:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >wrote: > >>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:26 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >> >>>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>wrote: >>> >>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>> >>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>north or south? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>neener >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>>>>my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>>>>> >>>>>>You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >>>>> >>>>>cool! >>>>> >>>>><blast> >>>> >>>>Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! >>> >>>if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have >>>of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... >> >>Next up DAEV tells us all about Regal Crown Select in the Quart >>bottles. > >REPOST >================================================ >Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk >Subject: new things >From: mhm1...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) >Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT > >I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. >Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card >scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this >craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the >property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a >half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles >missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is >just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or >out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. >A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided >myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I >think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, >despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. >Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter >are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, >I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have >/never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. >Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close >to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing >something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier >wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins >are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows >whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a >"conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive >my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into >cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin >/waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. >Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for >better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is >first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any >effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home >Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. >"Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it >doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" >for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have >to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap >yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw >running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to >Africa. > >On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird >gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. > >Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens >cooked in bacon fat. > >- Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow >"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They > were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight > hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" > - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) > >================================================ 11 years ago you FINALLY tried T-bird? I am pretty sure my first T-Bird was summer 1972. One of the guys on the Tree crew I was working with went and grabbed some beer and T-bird on Saturday. Nasty stuff. I will stick to my Williams-Selyem, Armida, Rosenblum wines and the Belgian style ales.
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:27:13 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:07:50 -0500, in >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >bloviated: > >>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:25:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>wrote: >> >>>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:26 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>> >>>>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>north or south? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>neener >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>>>>>my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >>>>>> >>>>>>cool! >>>>>> >>>>>><blast> >>>>> >>>>>Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! >>>> >>>>if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have >>>>of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... >>> >>>Next up DAEV tells us all about Regal Crown Select in the Quart >>>bottles. >> >>REPOST >>================================================ >>Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk >>Subject: new things >>From: mhm1...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) >>Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT >> >>I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. >>Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card >>scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this >>craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the >>property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a >>half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles >>missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is >>just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or >>out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. >>A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided >>myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I >>think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, >>despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. >>Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter >>are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, >>I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have >>/never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. >>Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close >>to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing >>something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier >>wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins >>are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows >>whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a >>"conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive >>my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into >>cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin >>/waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. >>Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for >>better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is >>first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any >>effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home >>Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. >>"Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it >>doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" >>for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have >>to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap >>yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw >>running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to >>Africa. >> >>On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird >>gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. >> >>Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens >>cooked in bacon fat. >> >>- Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow >>"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They >> were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight >> hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" >> - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) >> >>================================================ > >11 years ago you FINALLY tried T-bird? I am pretty sure my first >T-Bird was summer 1972. One of the guys on the Tree crew I was working >with went and grabbed some beer and T-bird on Saturday. Nasty stuff. > >I will stick to my Williams-Selyem, Armida, Rosenblum wines and the >Belgian style ales. you might also notice i lost most of my capitol letters some time after that post. <sigh> those were the days. when i could actually ~write~. when i had motivation to tell ~stories~. elaboration and fully composed thoughts. hmph. -- dave hillstrom xrbj
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:43:01 -0500, david hillstrom wrote: > On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:27:13 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > wrote: > >> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:07:50 -0500, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >> bloviated: >> >>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:25:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:26 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> north or south? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> neener >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>>>>>> my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> cool! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> <blast> >>>>>> >>>>>> Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! >>>>> >>>>> if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have >>>>> of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... >>>> >>>> Next up DAEV tells us all about Regal Crown Select in the Quart >>>> bottles. >>> >>> REPOST >>> ================================================ >>> Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk >>> Subject: new things >>> From: mhm1...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) >>> Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT >>> >>> I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. >>> Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card >>> scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this >>> craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the >>> property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a >>> half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles >>> missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is >>> just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or >>> out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. >>> A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided >>> myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I >>> think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, >>> despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. >>> Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter >>> are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, >>> I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have >>> /never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. >>> Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close >>> to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing >>> something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier >>> wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins >>> are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows >>> whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a >>> "conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive >>> my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into >>> cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin >>> /waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. >>> Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for >>> better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is >>> first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any >>> effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home >>> Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. >>> "Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it >>> doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" >>> for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have >>> to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap >>> yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw >>> running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to >>> Africa. >>> >>> On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird >>> gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. >>> >>> Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens >>> cooked in bacon fat. >>> >>> - Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow >>> "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They >>> were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight >>> hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" >>> - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) >>> >>> ================================================ >> >> 11 years ago you FINALLY tried T-bird? I am pretty sure my first >> T-Bird was summer 1972. One of the guys on the Tree crew I was working >> with went and grabbed some beer and T-bird on Saturday. Nasty stuff. >> >> I will stick to my Williams-Selyem, Armida, Rosenblum wines and the >> Belgian style ales. > > you might also notice i lost most of my capitol letters some time > after that post. > > <sigh> those were the days. when i could actually ~write~. when i > had motivation to tell ~stories~. elaboration and fully composed > thoughts. hmph. Are you saying your CNS delaminated after even just _reminiscing_ about Thunderbird? I hope you've repressed yer memories completely of MD 20/20. Not that that would be hard. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 All the scars and wrinkles on my face from doing stupid things have given me an appearance of great wisdom. < Red Green
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:58:53 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:43:01 -0500, david hillstrom wrote: > >> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:27:13 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >> wrote: >> >>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:07:50 -0500, in >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>> bloviated: >>> >>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:25:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:26 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> north or south? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> neener >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>>>>>>> my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> cool! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> <blast> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! >>>>>> >>>>>> if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have >>>>>> of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... >>>>> >>>>> Next up DAEV tells us all about Regal Crown Select in the Quart >>>>> bottles. >>>> >>>> REPOST >>>> ================================================ >>>> Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk >>>> Subject: new things >>>> From: mhm1...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) >>>> Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT >>>> >>>> I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. >>>> Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card >>>> scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this >>>> craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the >>>> property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a >>>> half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles >>>> missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is >>>> just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or >>>> out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. >>>> A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided >>>> myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I >>>> think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, >>>> despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. >>>> Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter >>>> are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, >>>> I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have >>>> /never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. >>>> Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close >>>> to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing >>>> something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier >>>> wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins >>>> are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows >>>> whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a >>>> "conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive >>>> my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into >>>> cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin >>>> /waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. >>>> Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for >>>> better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is >>>> first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any >>>> effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home >>>> Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. >>>> "Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it >>>> doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" >>>> for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have >>>> to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap >>>> yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw >>>> running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to >>>> Africa. >>>> >>>> On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird >>>> gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. >>>> >>>> Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens >>>> cooked in bacon fat. >>>> >>>> - Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow >>>> "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They >>>> were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight >>>> hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" >>>> - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) >>>> >>>> ================================================ >>> >>> 11 years ago you FINALLY tried T-bird? I am pretty sure my first >>> T-Bird was summer 1972. One of the guys on the Tree crew I was working >>> with went and grabbed some beer and T-bird on Saturday. Nasty stuff. >>> >>> I will stick to my Williams-Selyem, Armida, Rosenblum wines and the >>> Belgian style ales. >> >> you might also notice i lost most of my capitol letters some time >> after that post. >> >> <sigh> those were the days. when i could actually ~write~. when i >> had motivation to tell ~stories~. elaboration and fully composed >> thoughts. hmph. > >Are you saying your CNS delaminated after even just _reminiscing_ about >Thunderbird? you may have something there. >I hope you've repressed yer memories completely of MD 20/20. > >Not that that would be hard. oh, gee, thanks a lot. id completely forgotten my experience with MD 20/20 in college, and now you poke at my brain and dredge it up again. cruel. WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!??!??? -- dave hillstrom xrbj
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:59:00 -0500, david hillstrom wrote: > On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:58:53 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > >> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:43:01 -0500, david hillstrom wrote: >> >>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:27:13 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:07:50 -0500, in >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>> bloviated: >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:25:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:26 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> north or south? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neener >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>>>>>>>> my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> cool! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> <blast> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have >>>>>>> of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... >>>>>> >>>>>> Next up DAEV tells us all about Regal Crown Select in the Quart >>>>>> bottles. >>>>> >>>>> REPOST >>>>> ================================================ >>>>> Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk >>>>> Subject: new things >>>>> From: mhm1...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) >>>>> Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT >>>>> >>>>> I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. >>>>> Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card >>>>> scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this >>>>> craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the >>>>> property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a >>>>> half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles >>>>> missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is >>>>> just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or >>>>> out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. >>>>> A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided >>>>> myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I >>>>> think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, >>>>> despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. >>>>> Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter >>>>> are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, >>>>> I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have >>>>> /never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. >>>>> Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close >>>>> to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing >>>>> something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier >>>>> wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins >>>>> are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows >>>>> whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a >>>>> "conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive >>>>> my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into >>>>> cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin >>>>> /waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. >>>>> Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for >>>>> better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is >>>>> first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any >>>>> effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home >>>>> Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. >>>>> "Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it >>>>> doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" >>>>> for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have >>>>> to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap >>>>> yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw >>>>> running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to >>>>> Africa. >>>>> >>>>> On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird >>>>> gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. >>>>> >>>>> Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens >>>>> cooked in bacon fat. >>>>> >>>>> - Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow >>>>> "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They >>>>> were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight >>>>> hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" >>>>> - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) >>>>> >>>>> ================================================ >>>> >>>> 11 years ago you FINALLY tried T-bird? I am pretty sure my first >>>> T-Bird was summer 1972. One of the guys on the Tree crew I was working >>>> with went and grabbed some beer and T-bird on Saturday. Nasty stuff. >>>> >>>> I will stick to my Williams-Selyem, Armida, Rosenblum wines and the >>>> Belgian style ales. >>> >>> you might also notice i lost most of my capitol letters some time >>> after that post. >>> >>> <sigh> those were the days. when i could actually ~write~. when i >>> had motivation to tell ~stories~. elaboration and fully composed >>> thoughts. hmph. >> >> Are you saying your CNS delaminated after even just _reminiscing_ about >> Thunderbird? > > you may have something there. > >> I hope you've repressed yer memories completely of MD 20/20. >> >> Not that that would be hard. > > oh, gee, thanks a lot. id completely forgotten my experience with MD > 20/20 in college, and now you poke at my brain and dredge it up again. > cruel. > > WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!??!??? At least the formaldehyde should've helped preserve _something_. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! < _WKRP in Cincinnati_
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:43:01 -0500, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:27:13 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >wrote: > >>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:07:50 -0500, in >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>bloviated: >> >>>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:25:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>wrote: >>> >>>>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:26 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>>>>>hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>north or south? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>neener >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>>>>>>my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>cool! >>>>>>> >>>>>>><blast> >>>>>> >>>>>>Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! >>>>> >>>>>if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have >>>>>of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... >>>> >>>>Next up DAEV tells us all about Regal Crown Select in the Quart >>>>bottles. >>> >>>REPOST >>>================================================ >>>Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk >>>Subject: new things >>>From: mhm1...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) >>>Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT >>> >>>I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. >>>Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card >>>scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this >>>craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the >>>property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a >>>half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles >>>missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is >>>just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or >>>out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. >>>A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided >>>myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I >>>think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, >>>despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. >>>Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter >>>are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, >>>I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have >>>/never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. >>>Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close >>>to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing >>>something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier >>>wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins >>>are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows >>>whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a >>>"conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive >>>my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into >>>cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin >>>/waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. >>>Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for >>>better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is >>>first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any >>>effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home >>>Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. >>>"Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it >>>doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" >>>for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have >>>to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap >>>yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw >>>running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to >>>Africa. >>> >>>On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird >>>gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. >>> >>>Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens >>>cooked in bacon fat. >>> >>>- Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow >>>"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They >>> were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight >>> hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" >>> - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) >>> >>>================================================ >> >>11 years ago you FINALLY tried T-bird? I am pretty sure my first >>T-Bird was summer 1972. One of the guys on the Tree crew I was working >>with went and grabbed some beer and T-bird on Saturday. Nasty stuff. >> >>I will stick to my Williams-Selyem, Armida, Rosenblum wines and the >>Belgian style ales. > >you might also notice i lost most of my capitol letters some time >after that post. > ><sigh> those were the days. when i could actually ~write~. when i >had motivation to tell ~stories~. elaboration and fully composed >thoughts. hmph. I think Ken Pangborn in soc.men is using all your caps.
On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:59:00 -0500, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:58:53 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >wrote: > >>On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:43:01 -0500, david hillstrom wrote: >> >>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:27:13 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:07:50 -0500, in >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>> bloviated: >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:25:58 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:25:26 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:02:33 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:10:11 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:51 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:11:18 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:05:22 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:37 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:07:37 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:33:35 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, david >>>>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom <dave@meow.org> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:57 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:02:35 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:57:39 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:39:54 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:41:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:49:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:13:33 -0500, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:40:09 -0800, Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:56:15 -0800, in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, rand mair fheal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mmf@tania-che.com> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <DIzsVPN9cvFJFxGW@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Aq-dnaSD2Lbw7YvUnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com> , it appeared mimus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:49:19 -0800, rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <irmUNyorilFJFxgD@blueyonder.co.uk> , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "<p> sychotic <c> hicken" <"\"Bill Jillians\""@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lurching erratically into the sunlight holding >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <x70czh$qk5$9@alt.conspiracy.female.socks.net.uganda> , it appeared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man <invalid@invalid.invalid> had made a clean getaway: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver, ye despicable horse-drench, a slave whose gall coins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slanders like a mint, ye flared: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I skated plenty when I was a kid, buster. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Translation: His father would grab him by the hair and throw into a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-slide. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooray for K-Man and the enduring might of AUK. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like Tim Weaver and his kooky circle jerkers can expect a smack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down any minute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Having infiltrated the flonk as a spy I can happily give AUK their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> defense plans to set them all at the mercy of their new overlords. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their defense plan is the same always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mass surrender and then subvert the occupiers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <modestly:> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We borrowed it from the Chinese classics. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a Frank Herbert story that pretty much unfolded among those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lines. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Subvert the barbarians at the gates with the vices of civilized living. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the flonk is not really all that civilized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is fudge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is also the Pit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fudge is real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so is the pit. just because you havent seen it doesnt mean its >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fictitious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fudge is real. Pit is not fudge. Therefore pit is not real. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NYAH NYAH NYAH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, then, does that mean we are all really fudge? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you live in *real* America? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> north or south? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deep south? Frankly, I find nothing deep about it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep south america would be venezuela. so no, i dont live there. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neener >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be north south america, geography boi. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chile is Deep South America. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> oops! beer did it to me again! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> LIES! Pickled eggs are your downfall. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> i have never in my life eaten a pickled egg. though, as you allude, >>>>>>>>>>> my area of the country seems to have a substantial supply of them. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You all are pickled egg liars. Real America can smell your farts. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> cool! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> <blast> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Eeeeuuuwww, Pabst, you drink PABST! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> if i could only buy National Bohemian here. oh, the memories i have >>>>>>> of nights with Natty-Bo in baltimore..... >>>>>> >>>>>> Next up DAEV tells us all about Regal Crown Select in the Quart >>>>>> bottles. >>>>> >>>>> REPOST >>>>> ================================================ >>>>> Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk >>>>> Subject: new things >>>>> From: mhm1...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) >>>>> Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT >>>>> >>>>> I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. >>>>> Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card >>>>> scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this >>>>> craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the >>>>> property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a >>>>> half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles >>>>> missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is >>>>> just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or >>>>> out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. >>>>> A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided >>>>> myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I >>>>> think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, >>>>> despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. >>>>> Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter >>>>> are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, >>>>> I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have >>>>> /never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. >>>>> Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close >>>>> to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing >>>>> something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier >>>>> wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins >>>>> are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows >>>>> whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a >>>>> "conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive >>>>> my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into >>>>> cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin >>>>> /waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. >>>>> Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for >>>>> better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is >>>>> first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any >>>>> effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home >>>>> Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. >>>>> "Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it >>>>> doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" >>>>> for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have >>>>> to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap >>>>> yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw >>>>> running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to >>>>> Africa. >>>>> >>>>> On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird >>>>> gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. >>>>> >>>>> Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens >>>>> cooked in bacon fat. >>>>> >>>>> - Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow >>>>> "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They >>>>> were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight >>>>> hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" >>>>> - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) >>>>> >>>>> ================================================ >>>> >>>> 11 years ago you FINALLY tried T-bird? I am pretty sure my first >>>> T-Bird was summer 1972. One of the guys on the Tree crew I was working >>>> with went and grabbed some beer and T-bird on Saturday. Nasty stuff. >>>> >>>> I will stick to my Williams-Selyem, Armida, Rosenblum wines and the >>>> Belgian style ales. >>> >>> you might also notice i lost most of my capitol letters some time >>> after that post. >>> >>> <sigh> those were the days. when i could actually ~write~. when i >>> had motivation to tell ~stories~. elaboration and fully composed >>> thoughts. hmph. >> >>Are you saying your CNS delaminated after even just _reminiscing_ about >>Thunderbird? > >you may have something there. > >>I hope you've repressed yer memories completely of MD 20/20. >> >>Not that that would be hard. > >oh, gee, thanks a lot. id completely forgotten my experience with MD >20/20 in college, and now you poke at my brain and dredge it up again. >cruel. > >WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!??!??? Annie Green Springs - Plum Hollow The name said it all.
