My Gun Control Conspiracy Theory

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Stujoe, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. Stujoe

    Stujoe Well-Known Member

    I think all of this gun control talk is just a conspiracy to spur the economy through ammo and gun sales. ;)

    Talked to the neighbor across the street and he said the cupboard is near bare at the stores he usually goes to for both ammo and ammo making supplies.

    He does make ammo, btw, which is why I talk to him. He will be invaluable during the ZA. If he doesn't blow himself up first, of course. But I digress....

    So, I was a little dubious since you hear all sorts of things down this way related to the current gun situation. Us red areas of the country are in a serious, panty jumble uproar this week.

    But apparently it is a real nationwide problem that has been happening for a while.

    http://www.inquisitr.com/480175/nat...mpacted-by-shortage-rationing-rumors-surface/

    I now think all this gun control talk is just another damn stimulus plan.
     
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  2. arizonaJack

    arizonaJack Well-Known Member

    Primers, bullets and powder are bare from gun shops shelves because I bought them all over the last few years ;)
     
  3. CoinOKC
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    CoinOKC T R U M P

    The "gun control conspiracy" may have had some unintended stimulus for the economy by selling a few newspapers to potential burglars:

    The ‘Gun Map’ Is Gone

    Published January 18, 2013
    Associated Press
    WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. – A suburban New York newspaper that outraged gun owners by posting the names and addresses of residents with handgun permits removed the information from its website Friday.
    The Journal News took down the data just three days after the state enacted a gun control law that included privacy provisions for permit holders.
    The provisions were a reaction to interactive maps the newspaper published on LoHud.com that pinpointed thousands of permit holders in Westchester and Rockland counties.
    Gun rights activists had immediately complained that permit owners' privacy was being violated. They said the map could guide burglars to their homes while police groups claimed the map could lead ex-convicts to the officers who had put them away.
    The addresses of some Journal News staffers were posted online, and threats were called in to the newspaper's offices. (... and here comes the ironic part, folks): The newspaper hired armed guards in response. (Hey, more stimulus, right)?
     
  4. Themistokles480

    Themistokles480 New Member

  5. rlm's cents
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    rlm's cents Well-Known Member

    Now there is some logic for you. Did you read that on the smoke signals?
     
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  6. Themistokles480

    Themistokles480 New Member

    Too stupid to detect sarcasm? Or sarcastic yourself?
     
  7. IQless1
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    IQless1 trump supporters are scum


    But...what if it's the zombies who are buying all the ammo! :eek:

    Try this Stu, the next time you talk to your neighbor say "Mmmmmmm, brrrraaaaains!", and see what he does! ...and listen for any stomach growling, if you hear his stomach growling, it's too late for him (takes off hat make the sign of the cross, and Jerry Garcia)...you know what must be done...Yep, order a pizza, stat!
     
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  8. IQless1
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    IQless1 trump supporters are scum

    You know, up until the ZA was proven to be 101% accurate, the thought was that the reason for shortages of ammo was 'cause Obama was stockpilin' it all for when he took away our guns in 2009. I know because every gun owner in America worth his/her salt said so online, and again in 2010, and again in 2011, and again in 2012, so it sure looked to be true. Turns out Obama was just toying with us all. He's in on it with the Zs! :eek:
     

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