My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:43:17 -0500, Pisano <kenpisano@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:41:10 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:25:18 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>
>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:ocj7s3pggs85ocvf0st08lftt4g4cja8qm@4ax.com...
>>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:rho3s31gvip7oi893p1k5t8q2aor23v6cb@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:g5q1s3dg0fgctgu2ddtjsqgu71kuei356t@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>news:o1fvr3dmuetuon9otlb0osh19hu8gd7gbn@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>>>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guess what? (Well, you probably already know from the subject
>>>>>>>>>>>>> line,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway...) Last night, I had a dream I met Mr. T! It was great!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> it started out great. Then it kind of downgraded from there. He
>>>>>>>>>>>>> was
>>>>>>>>>>>>> over at my parents' house, (for some reason), and I went over
>>>>>>>>>>>>> there
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> saw him out in the garage working on his van. I was like, "Hey,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> T!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was your biggest fan when I was a kid!" And I ran up and gave
>>>>>>>>>>>>> him
>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> big hug, and I was like "Do you wanna hang out today?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T loves his fans!" So and but we ended up hanging
>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>> together. What a dream come true for me (well, not really; as it
>>>>>>>>>>>>> turns
>>>>>>>>>>>>> out, it was actually a dream all along).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So we were hanging out, Mr. T and me, and I was trying to show him
>>>>>>>>>>>>> how
>>>>>>>>>>>>> much I loved him, so I kept quoting old lines from "The A-Team,"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> so
>>>>>>>>>>>>> he
>>>>>>>>>>>>> would know I was for real. Mr. T was impressed. He was like,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Most
>>>>>>>>>>>>> people don't even know those lines!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah, I bet everybody probably says 'I pity the fool' all
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> time, right?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He was like, "YEAH, everybody says that. I get real tired of that
>>>>>>>>>>>>> line!" (Imagine Mr. T yelling everything he says, 'cause that's
>>>>>>>>>>>>> what
>>>>>>>>>>>>> it
>>>>>>>>>>>>> was like.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I was like, "Yeah, most people probably wouldn't even know
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>> line
>>>>>>>>>>>>> isn't even from 'The A-Team."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Yeah, that was from 'Rocky III'!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah! 'Rocky III'!" It was great. We were really
>>>>>>>>>>>>> connecting,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr. T. and me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well apparently, the whole time he was hanging out with me, Mr. T
>>>>>>>>>>>>> must
>>>>>>>>>>>>> have thought I was a kid. Because at won point, he found out I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> was
>>>>>>>>>>>>> an
>>>>>>>>>>>>> adult, and he got kind of peeved at me and said, "I thought you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> said
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> was a kid!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was kind of taken aback. I said, "No, I said I was your biggest
>>>>>>>>>>>>> fan
>>>>>>>>>>>>> when I was a kid. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a 30 year old man."
>>>>>>>>>>>>> After
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that, his whole attitude towards me changed. He only seemed to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>>>>> me
>>>>>>>>>>>>> when he thought I was a kid. (Why did he think I was a kid,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway?)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "I thought you loved your fans."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T got no time for grown men! Mr. T. loves his
>>>>>>>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>>>>> brothers and sisters, not some 30 year old man!" (Apparently this
>>>>>>>>>>>>> took
>>>>>>>>>>>>> place a year ago, because I am actually 31.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> After a while, I think I really started getting on his nerves,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'cause
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> kept on quoting "A-Team" lines, like, "We're takin' the job,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hannibal!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and "I ain't gettin' on no plane!" It was really funny (at least,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> thought it was funny), but he started getting really mad at me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess in my dreamlike state, I must've thought that in Mr. T's
>>>>>>>>>>>>> life,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> there must always be that somebody acting "zany" to offset his
>>>>>>>>>>>>> gruff
>>>>>>>>>>>>> demeanor, and to be his comic foil--? la, the "Murdock" to his
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "B.A."
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I really thought I was doing the right thing here, people.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway, he was busy trying to work on his van, and I just kept
>>>>>>>>>>>>> talking
>>>>>>>>>>>>> like him, and I could tell his blood pressure was really rising.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> said won of my favourite lines: "You got a choice, Jack. You
>>>>>>>>>>>>> either
>>>>>>>>>>>>> talk...Or you HURT!" and he totally flipped out and started
>>>>>>>>>>>>> yelling
>>>>>>>>>>>>> at
>>>>>>>>>>>>> me!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "I'm gettin' tired of you talkin' like me, fool! Cut it
>>>>>>>>>>>>> out,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> or I'll knock you out!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "No, you cut it out! Or I'll knock YOU out!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And he was like "QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, YOU QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And then he said "CUT IT OUT! I'M THE REAL MR. T!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, I'M THE REAL MR. T."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And then he lost it. He got up and chased after me with his tire
>>>>>>>>>>>>> iron,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and that's when I woke up. So anyway, sorry this story had no
>>>>>>>>>>>>> point.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Such a letdown. I was all excited reading this story and ~this~ is
>>>>>>>>>>>>how
>>>>>>>>>>>>it
>>>>>>>>>>>>ends?!? Sheesh...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, dude. I have no control over my subconscious.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Hi, Wavy. I won't be mad if you dream about me and talk like me in
>>>>>>>>>>your
>>>>>>>>>>dream.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Thanks, Henry. You made my fucking day.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> PS: this was going to be my "running line" with you, but as it turns
>>>>>>>>> out, I haven't had another opportunity to use it since its first use,
>>>>>>>>> three years ago. So, see you in another three years, I guess.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'm sorry that nobody has been nice to you in three years. Do you miss
>>>>>>>>my
>>>>>>>>little gifts?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How does won do that sarcastic thing where you say "nooooo" but really
>>>>>>> mean "yes" on Usenet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wavy, I know you loved the Star Wars action figures that I got you, but a
>>>>>>lot could happened in 3 years. Have you outgrown the fun stuff that you
>>>>>>used to like?
>>>>>
>>>>> Won thing I do not ever do is grow up. Hell, all my favourite things in
>>>>> life occurred between the ages of four and ten. Well, except for
>>>>> drinking beer. That's my favourite thing, but it didn't happen until
>>>>> much later. If I could have drank beer while "Star Wars," "The A-Team,"
>>>>> and "Masters of the Universe" were popular, I would have led a perfect
>>>>> life.
>>>>
>>>>How come you didn't mention girls? Do you not like girls?!
>>>
>>>Yeah. I mean, they're kind of irritating, but I like the shape of them.
>>>If they could make them so they didn't talk, I would really like them.
>>
>>That'th rather thexthitht Mithter G!
>>
>>Jade
>
>
> Mithter?

Wavy G Ethquire?

Jade

 

Re: My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!

On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:29:08 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Feb 27, 4:00 pm, Pisano <kenpis...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:43:17 -0500, Pisano <kenpis...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> >On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:41:10 -0500, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
>> >wrote:
>>
>> >>On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:25:18 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com>
>> >>wrote:
>>
>> >>>Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>> >>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>news:ocj7s3pggs85ocvf0st08lftt4g4cja8qm@4ax.com...
>> >>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>> >>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>>news:rho3s31gvip7oi893p1k5t8q2aor23v6cb@4ax.com...
>> >>>>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>>>>news:g5q1s3dg0fgctgu2ddtjsqgu71kuei356t@4ax.com...
>> >>>>>>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>>>>>>news:o1fvr3dmuetuon9otlb0osh19hu8gd7gbn@4ax.com...
>> >>>>>>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>> >>>>>>>>>>> NO:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Guess what? (Well, you probably already know from the subject
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> line,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway...) Last night, I had a dream I met Mr. T! It was great!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> it started out great. Then it kind of downgraded from there. He
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> over at my parents' house, (for some reason), and I went over
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> there
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> saw him out in the garage working on his van. I was like, "Hey,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> T!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I was your biggest fan when I was a kid!" And I ran up and gave
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> him
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> big hug, and I was like "Do you wanna hang out today?"
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T loves his fans!" So and but we ended up hanging
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> together. What a dream come true for me (well, not really; as it
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> turns
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> out, it was actually a dream all along).
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So we were hanging out, Mr. T and me, and I was trying to show him
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> how
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> much I loved him, so I kept quoting old lines from "The A-Team,"
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> so
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> he
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> would know I was for real. Mr. T was impressed. He was like,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Most
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> people don't even know those lines!"
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah, I bet everybody probably says 'I pity the fool' all
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> time, right?"
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He was like, "YEAH, everybody says that. I get real tired of that
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> line!" (Imagine Mr. T yelling everything he says, 'cause that's
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> what
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> it
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was like.)
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And I was like, "Yeah, most people probably wouldn't even know
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> that
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> line
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> isn't even from 'The A-Team."
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Yeah, that was from 'Rocky III'!"
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah! 'Rocky III'!" It was great. We were really
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> connecting,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr. T. and me.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well apparently, the whole time he was hanging out with me, Mr. T
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> must
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> have thought I was a kid. Because at won point, he found out I
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> an
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> adult, and he got kind of peeved at me and said, "I thought you
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> said
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was a kid!"
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I was kind of taken aback. I said, "No, I said I was your biggest
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> fan
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> when I was a kid. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a 30 year old man."
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> After
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> that, his whole attitude towards me changed. He only seemed to
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> like
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> me
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> when he thought I was a kid. (Why did he think I was a kid,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway?)
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "I thought you loved your fans."
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T got no time for grown men! Mr. T. loves his
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> little
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> brothers and sisters, not some 30 year old man!" (Apparently this
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> took
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> place a year ago, because I am actually 31.)
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> After a while, I think I really started getting on his nerves,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 'cause
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> kept on quoting "A-Team" lines, like, "We're takin' the job,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hannibal!"
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> and "I ain't gettin' on no plane!" It was really funny (at least,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> thought it was funny), but he started getting really mad at me.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess in my dreamlike state, I must've thought that in Mr. T's
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> life,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> there must always be that somebody acting "zany" to offset his
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> gruff
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> demeanor, and to be his comic foil--? la, the "Murdock" to his
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "B.A."
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I really thought I was doing the right thing here, people.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway, he was busy trying to work on his van, and I just kept
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> talking
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> like him, and I could tell his blood pressure was really rising.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Then
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> said won of my favourite lines: "You got a choice, Jack. You
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> either
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> talk...Or you HURT!" and he totally flipped out and started
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> yelling
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> at
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> me!
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "I'm gettin' tired of you talkin' like me, fool! Cut it
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> out,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> or I'll knock you out!"
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "No, you cut it out! Or I'll knock YOU out!"
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And he was like "QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, YOU QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And then he said "CUT IT OUT! I'M THE REAL MR. T!"
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, I'M THE REAL MR. T."
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And then he lost it. He got up and chased after me with his tire
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> iron,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> and that's when I woke up. So anyway, sorry this story had no
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> point.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Such a letdown. I was all excited reading this story and ~this~ is
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>how
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>it
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>ends?!? Sheesh...
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, dude. I have no control over my subconscious.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>Hi, Wavy. I won't be mad if you dream about me and talk like me in
>> >>>>>>>>>>your
>> >>>>>>>>>>dream.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>> Thanks, Henry. You made my fucking day.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>> PS: this was going to be my "running line" with you, but as it turns
>> >>>>>>>>> out, I haven't had another opportunity to use it since its first use,
>> >>>>>>>>> three years ago. So, see you in another three years, I guess.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>I'm sorry that nobody has been nice to you in three years. Do you miss
>> >>>>>>>>my
>> >>>>>>>>little gifts?
>>
>> >>>>>>> How does won do that sarcastic thing where you say "nooooo" but really
>> >>>>>>> mean "yes" on Usenet?
>>
>> >>>>>>Wavy, I know you loved the Star Wars action figures that I got you, but a
>> >>>>>>lot could happened in 3 years. Have you outgrown the fun stuff that you
>> >>>>>>used to like?
>>
>> >>>>> Won thing I do not ever do is grow up. Hell, all my favourite things in
>> >>>>> life occurred between the ages of four and ten. Well, except for
>> >>>>> drinking beer. That's my favourite thing, but it didn't happen until
>> >>>>> much later. If I could have drank beer while "Star Wars," "The A-Team,"
>> >>>>> and "Masters of the Universe" were popular, I would have led a perfect
>> >>>>> life.
>>
>> >>>>How come you didn't mention girls? Do you not like girls?!
>>
>> >>>Yeah. I mean, they're kind of irritating, but I like the shape of them.
>> >>>If they could make them so they didn't talk, I would really like them.
>>
>> >>That'th rather thexthitht Mithter G!
>>
>> >>Jade
>>
>> > Mithter?
>>
>> I suppose I should explain (since there will likely be no
>> reply, which often ruins any chance for a snappy punchline).
>>
>> The reason I ask is . . . I had no idea that WG was married.
>
>*I* still don't get it.

Thomethingth amith.

Jade

 

Re: My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!

On Feb 28, 6:05 am, Pisano <kenpis...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:29:08 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
>
>
>
> <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >On Feb 27, 4:00 pm, Pisano <kenpis...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:43:17 -0500, Pisano <kenpis...@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> >On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:41:10 -0500, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
> >> >wrote:
>
> >> >>On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:25:18 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com>
> >> >>wrote:
>
> >> >>>Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
> >> >>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >>>>news:ocj7s3pggs85ocvf0st08lftt4g4cja8qm@4ax.com...
> >> >>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
> >> >>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >>>>>>news:rho3s31gvip7oi893p1k5t8q2aor23v6cb@4ax.com...
> >> >>>>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
> >> >>>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >>>>>>>>news:g5q1s3dg0fgctgu2ddtjsqgu71kuei356t@4ax.com...
> >> >>>>>>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >>>>>>>>>>news:o1fvr3dmuetuon9otlb0osh19hu8gd7gbn@4ax.com...
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> NO:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Guess what? (Well, you probably already know from the subject
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> line,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> but
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway...) Last night, I had a dream I met Mr. T! It was great!
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> it started out great. Then it kind of downgraded from there. He
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> over at my parents' house, (for some reason), and I went over
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> there
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> and
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> saw him out in the garage working on his van. I was like, "Hey,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> T!
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I was your biggest fan when I was a kid!" And I ran up and gave
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> him
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> a
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> big hug, and I was like "Do you wanna hang out today?"
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T loves his fans!" So and but we ended up hanging
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> out
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> together. What a dream come true for me (well, not really; as it
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> turns
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> out, it was actually a dream all along).
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So we were hanging out, Mr. T and me, and I was trying to show him
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> how
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> much I loved him, so I kept quoting old lines from "The A-Team,"
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> so
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> he
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> would know I was for real. Mr. T was impressed. He was like,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Most
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> people don't even know those lines!"
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah, I bet everybody probably says 'I pity the fool' all
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> the
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> time, right?"
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He was like, "YEAH, everybody says that. I get real tired of that
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> line!" (Imagine Mr. T yelling everything he says, 'cause that's
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> what
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> it
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was like.)
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And I was like, "Yeah, most people probably wouldn't even know
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> that
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> line
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> isn't even from 'The A-Team."
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Yeah, that was from 'Rocky III'!"
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah! 'Rocky III'!" It was great. We were really
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> connecting,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr. T. and me.
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well apparently, the whole time he was hanging out with me, Mr. T
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> must
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> have thought I was a kid. Because at won point, he found out I
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> an
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> adult, and he got kind of peeved at me and said, "I thought you
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> said
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> you
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was a kid!"
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I was kind of taken aback. I said, "No, I said I was your biggest
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> fan
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> when I was a kid. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a 30 year old man."
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> After
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> that, his whole attitude towards me changed. He only seemed to
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> me
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> when he thought I was a kid. (Why did he think I was a kid,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway?)
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "I thought you loved your fans."
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T got no time for grown men! Mr. T. loves his
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> little
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> brothers and sisters, not some 30 year old man!" (Apparently this
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> took
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> place a year ago, because I am actually 31.)
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> After a while, I think I really started getting on his nerves,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 'cause
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> kept on quoting "A-Team" lines, like, "We're takin' the job,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hannibal!"
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> and "I ain't gettin' on no plane!" It was really funny (at least,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> thought it was funny), but he started getting really mad at me.
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess in my dreamlike state, I must've thought that in Mr. T's
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> life,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> there must always be that somebody acting "zany" to offset his
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> gruff
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> demeanor, and to be his comic foil--? la, the "Murdock" to his
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "B.A."
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I really thought I was doing the right thing here, people..
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway, he was busy trying to work on his van, and I just kept
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> talking
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> like him, and I could tell his blood pressure was really rising.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Then
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> said won of my favourite lines: "You got a choice, Jack. You
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> either
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> talk...Or you HURT!" and he totally flipped out and started
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> yelling
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> at
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> me!
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "I'm gettin' tired of you talkin' like me, fool! Cut it
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> out,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> or I'll knock you out!"
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "No, you cut it out! Or I'll knock YOU out!"
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And he was like "QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, YOU QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And then he said "CUT IT OUT! I'M THE REAL MR. T!"
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, I'M THE REAL MR. T."
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And then he lost it. He got up and chased after me with his tire
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> iron,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> and that's when I woke up. So anyway, sorry this story had no
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> point.
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Such a letdown. I was all excited reading this story and ~this~ is
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>how
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>it
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>ends?!? Sheesh...
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, dude. I have no control over my subconscious.
>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>Hi, Wavy. I won't be mad if you dream about me and talk like me in
> >> >>>>>>>>>>your
> >> >>>>>>>>>>dream.
>
> >> >>>>>>>>> Thanks, Henry. You made my fucking day.
>
> >> >>>>>>>>> PS: this was going to be my "running line" with you, but as it turns
> >> >>>>>>>>> out, I haven't had another opportunity to use it since its first use,
> >> >>>>>>>>> three years ago. So, see you in another three years, I guess..
>
> >> >>>>>>>>I'm sorry that nobody has been nice to you in three years. Do you miss
> >> >>>>>>>>my
> >> >>>>>>>>little gifts?
>
> >> >>>>>>> How does won do that sarcastic thing where you say "nooooo" but really
> >> >>>>>>> mean "yes" on Usenet?
>
> >> >>>>>>Wavy, I know you loved the Star Wars action figures that I got you, but a
> >> >>>>>>lot could happened in 3 years. Have you outgrown the fun stuff that you
> >> >>>>>>used to like?
>
> >> >>>>> Won thing I do not ever do is grow up. Hell, all my favourite things in
> >> >>>>> life occurred between the ages of four and ten. Well, except for
> >> >>>>> drinking beer. That's my favourite thing, but it didn't happen until
> >> >>>>> much later. If I could have drank beer while "Star Wars," "The A-Team,"
> >> >>>>> and "Masters of the Universe" were popular, I would have led a perfect
> >> >>>>> life.
>
> >> >>>>How come you didn't mention girls? Do you not like girls?!
>
> >> >>>Yeah. I mean, they're kind of irritating, but I like the shape of them.
> >> >>>If they could make them so they didn't talk, I would really like them.
>
> >> >>That'th rather thexthitht Mithter G!
>
> >> >>Jade
>
> >> > Mithter?
>
> >> I suppose I should explain (since there will likely be no
> >> reply, which often ruins any chance for a snappy punchline).
>
> >> The reason I ask is . . . I had no idea that WG was married.
>
> >*I* still don't get it.
>
> Perhaps you could pay a friend to explain it to you.

Hmm. Well, damn you and the horse you rode in on, sir! I hope you have
plenty of spaghetti-o's up in your ivory tower!

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Re: My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!

On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:35:43 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Feb 28, 6:05 am, Pisano <kenpis...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:29:08 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
>>
>>
>>
>> <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >On Feb 27, 4:00 pm, Pisano <kenpis...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:43:17 -0500, Pisano <kenpis...@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >> >On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:41:10 -0500, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
>> >> >wrote:
>>
>> >> >>On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:25:18 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com>
>> >> >>wrote:
>>
>> >> >>>Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>> >> >>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>>>news:ocj7s3pggs85ocvf0st08lftt4g4cja8qm@4ax.com...
>> >> >>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>> >> >>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>>>>>news:rho3s31gvip7oi893p1k5t8q2aor23v6cb@4ax.com...
>> >> >>>>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>>>>>>>news:g5q1s3dg0fgctgu2ddtjsqgu71kuei356t@4ax.com...
>> >> >>>>>>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>news:o1fvr3dmuetuon9otlb0osh19hu8gd7gbn@4ax.com...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>> NO:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Guess what? (Well, you probably already know from the subject
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> line,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway...) Last night, I had a dream I met Mr. T! It was great!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> it started out great. Then it kind of downgraded from there. He
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> over at my parents' house, (for some reason), and I went over
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> there
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> saw him out in the garage working on his van. I was like, "Hey,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> T!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I was your biggest fan when I was a kid!" And I ran up and gave
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> him
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> big hug, and I was like "Do you wanna hang out today?"
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T loves his fans!" So and but we ended up hanging
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> together. What a dream come true for me (well, not really; as it
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> turns
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> out, it was actually a dream all along).
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So we were hanging out, Mr. T and me, and I was trying to show him
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> how
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> much I loved him, so I kept quoting old lines from "The A-Team,"
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> so
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> he
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> would know I was for real. Mr. T was impressed. He was like,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Most
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> people don't even know those lines!"
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah, I bet everybody probably says 'I pity the fool' all
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> time, right?"
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He was like, "YEAH, everybody says that. I get real tired of that
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> line!" (Imagine Mr. T yelling everything he says, 'cause that's
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> what
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> it
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was like.)
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And I was like, "Yeah, most people probably wouldn't even know
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> that
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> line
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> isn't even from 'The A-Team."
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Yeah, that was from 'Rocky III'!"
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah! 'Rocky III'!" It was great. We were really
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> connecting,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr. T. and me.
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well apparently, the whole time he was hanging out with me, Mr. T
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> must
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> have thought I was a kid. Because at won point, he found out I
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> an
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> adult, and he got kind of peeved at me and said, "I thought you
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> said
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> was a kid!"
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I was kind of taken aback. I said, "No, I said I was your biggest
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> fan
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> when I was a kid. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a 30 year old man."
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> After
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> that, his whole attitude towards me changed. He only seemed to
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> like
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> me
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> when he thought I was a kid. (Why did he think I was a kid,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway?)
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I said, "I thought you loved your fans."
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T got no time for grown men! Mr. T. loves his
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> little
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> brothers and sisters, not some 30 year old man!" (Apparently this
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> took
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> place a year ago, because I am actually 31.)
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> After a while, I think I really started getting on his nerves,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 'cause
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> kept on quoting "A-Team" lines, like, "We're takin' the job,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hannibal!"
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> and "I ain't gettin' on no plane!" It was really funny (at least,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> thought it was funny), but he started getting really mad at me.
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess in my dreamlike state, I must've thought that in Mr. T's
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> life,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> there must always be that somebody acting "zany" to offset his
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> gruff
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> demeanor, and to be his comic foil--? la, the "Murdock" to his
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "B.A."
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I really thought I was doing the right thing here, people.
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway, he was busy trying to work on his van, and I just kept
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> talking
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> like him, and I could tell his blood pressure was really rising.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Then
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> said won of my favourite lines: "You got a choice, Jack. You
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> either
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> talk...Or you HURT!" and he totally flipped out and started
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> yelling
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> at
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> me!
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He said, "I'm gettin' tired of you talkin' like me, fool! Cut it
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> out,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> or I'll knock you out!"
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "No, you cut it out! Or I'll knock YOU out!"
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And he was like "QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, YOU QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And then he said "CUT IT OUT! I'M THE REAL MR. T!"
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, I'M THE REAL MR. T."
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And then he lost it. He got up and chased after me with his tire
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> iron,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> and that's when I woke up. So anyway, sorry this story had no
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> point.
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Such a letdown. I was all excited reading this story and ~this~ is
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>how
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>it
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>ends?!? Sheesh...
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, dude. I have no control over my subconscious.
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>Hi, Wavy. I won't be mad if you dream about me and talk like me in
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>your
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>dream.
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>> Thanks, Henry. You made my fucking day.
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>> PS: this was going to be my "running line" with you, but as it turns
>> >> >>>>>>>>> out, I haven't had another opportunity to use it since its first use,
>> >> >>>>>>>>> three years ago. So, see you in another three years, I guess.
>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>I'm sorry that nobody has been nice to you in three years. Do you miss
>> >> >>>>>>>>my
>> >> >>>>>>>>little gifts?
>>
>> >> >>>>>>> How does won do that sarcastic thing where you say "nooooo" but really
>> >> >>>>>>> mean "yes" on Usenet?
>>
>> >> >>>>>>Wavy, I know you loved the Star Wars action figures that I got you, but a
>> >> >>>>>>lot could happened in 3 years. Have you outgrown the fun stuff that you
>> >> >>>>>>used to like?
>>
>> >> >>>>> Won thing I do not ever do is grow up. Hell, all my favourite things in
>> >> >>>>> life occurred between the ages of four and ten. Well, except for
>> >> >>>>> drinking beer. That's my favourite thing, but it didn't happen until
>> >> >>>>> much later. If I could have drank beer while "Star Wars," "The A-Team,"
>> >> >>>>> and "Masters of the Universe" were popular, I would have led a perfect
>> >> >>>>> life.
>>
>> >> >>>>How come you didn't mention girls? Do you not like girls?!
>>
>> >> >>>Yeah. I mean, they're kind of irritating, but I like the shape of them.
>> >> >>>If they could make them so they didn't talk, I would really like them.
>>
>> >> >>That'th rather thexthitht Mithter G!
>>
>> >> >>Jade
>>
>> >> > Mithter?
>>
>> >> I suppose I should explain (since there will likely be no
>> >> reply, which often ruins any chance for a snappy punchline).
>>
>> >> The reason I ask is . . . I had no idea that WG was married.
>>
>> >*I* still don't get it.
>>
>> Perhaps you could pay a friend to explain it to you.
>
>Hmm. Well, damn you and the horse you rode in on, sir! I hope you have
>plenty of spaghetti-o's up in your ivory tower!


Too expensive. Thanks to the Mexican invasion, I can no
longer afford gormet food.

 

"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:sgeas3dupjg17arccers5640b9anq0cror@4ax.com...
> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
> >"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:ocj7s3pggs85ocvf0st08lftt4g4cja8qm@4ax.com...
> >> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
> >>
> >>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>news:rho3s31gvip7oi893p1k5t8q2aor23v6cb@4ax.com...
> >>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
> >>>>
> >>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>news:g5q1s3dg0fgctgu2ddtjsqgu71kuei356t@4ax.com...
> >>>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>news:o1fvr3dmuetuon9otlb0osh19hu8gd7gbn@4ax.com...
> >>>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
( )
> >>>>>>>> NO:
> >>>>>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Guess what? (Well, you probably already know from the subject
> >>>>>>>>>> line,
> >>>>>>>>>> but
> >>>>>>>>>> anyway...) Last night, I had a dream I met Mr. T! It was
great!
> >>>>>>>>>> Well,
> >>>>>>>>>> it started out great. Then it kind of downgraded from there.
He
> >>>>>>>>>> was
> >>>>>>>>>> over at my parents' house, (for some reason), and I went over
> >>>>>>>>>> there
> >>>>>>>>>> and
> >>>>>>>>>> saw him out in the garage working on his van. I was like,
"Hey,
> >>>>>>>>>> Mr.
> >>>>>>>>>> T!
> >>>>>>>>>> I was your biggest fan when I was a kid!" And I ran up and
gave
> >>>>>>>>>> him
> >>>>>>>>>> a
> >>>>>>>>>> big hug, and I was like "Do you wanna hang out today?"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T loves his fans!" So and but we ended up
hanging
> >>>>>>>>>> out
> >>>>>>>>>> together. What a dream come true for me (well, not really; as
it
> >>>>>>>>>> turns
> >>>>>>>>>> out, it was actually a dream all along).
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> So we were hanging out, Mr. T and me, and I was trying to show
him
> >>>>>>>>>> how
> >>>>>>>>>> much I loved him, so I kept quoting old lines from "The
A-Team,"
> >>>>>>>>>> so
> >>>>>>>>>> he
> >>>>>>>>>> would know I was for real. Mr. T was impressed. He was like,
> >>>>>>>>>> "Most
> >>>>>>>>>> people don't even know those lines!"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah, I bet everybody probably says 'I pity the fool'
all
> >>>>>>>>>> the
> >>>>>>>>>> time, right?"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> He was like, "YEAH, everybody says that. I get real tired of
that
> >>>>>>>>>> line!" (Imagine Mr. T yelling everything he says, 'cause
that's
> >>>>>>>>>> what
> >>>>>>>>>> it
> >>>>>>>>>> was like.)
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> And I was like, "Yeah, most people probably wouldn't even know
> >>>>>>>>>> that
> >>>>>>>>>> line
> >>>>>>>>>> isn't even from 'The A-Team."
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> He said, "Yeah, that was from 'Rocky III'!"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah! 'Rocky III'!" It was great. We were really
> >>>>>>>>>> connecting,
> >>>>>>>>>> Mr. T. and me.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Well apparently, the whole time he was hanging out with me, Mr.
T
> >>>>>>>>>> must
> >>>>>>>>>> have thought I was a kid. Because at won point, he found out I
> >>>>>>>>>> was
> >>>>>>>>>> an
> >>>>>>>>>> adult, and he got kind of peeved at me and said, "I thought you
> >>>>>>>>>> said
> >>>>>>>>>> you
> >>>>>>>>>> was a kid!"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> I was kind of taken aback. I said, "No, I said I was your
biggest
> >>>>>>>>>> fan
> >>>>>>>>>> when I was a kid. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a 30 year old
man."
> >>>>>>>>>> After
> >>>>>>>>>> that, his whole attitude towards me changed. He only seemed to
> >>>>>>>>>> like
> >>>>>>>>>> me
> >>>>>>>>>> when he thought I was a kid. (Why did he think I was a kid,
> >>>>>>>>>> anyway?)
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> I said, "I thought you loved your fans."
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T got no time for grown men! Mr. T. loves his
> >>>>>>>>>> little
> >>>>>>>>>> brothers and sisters, not some 30 year old man!" (Apparently
this
> >>>>>>>>>> took
> >>>>>>>>>> place a year ago, because I am actually 31.)
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> After a while, I think I really started getting on his nerves,
> >>>>>>>>>> 'cause
> >>>>>>>>>> I
> >>>>>>>>>> kept on quoting "A-Team" lines, like, "We're takin' the job,
> >>>>>>>>>> Hannibal!"
> >>>>>>>>>> and "I ain't gettin' on no plane!" It was really funny (at
least,
> >>>>>>>>>> I
> >>>>>>>>>> thought it was funny), but he started getting really mad at me.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> I guess in my dreamlike state, I must've thought that in Mr.
T's
> >>>>>>>>>> life,
> >>>>>>>>>> there must always be that somebody acting "zany" to offset his
> >>>>>>>>>> gruff
> >>>>>>>>>> demeanor, and to be his comic foil--? la, the "Murdock" to his
> >>>>>>>>>> "B.A."
> >>>>>>>>>> So
> >>>>>>>>>> I really thought I was doing the right thing here, people.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Anyway, he was busy trying to work on his van, and I just kept
> >>>>>>>>>> talking
> >>>>>>>>>> like him, and I could tell his blood pressure was really
rising.
> >>>>>>>>>> Then
> >>>>>>>>>> I
> >>>>>>>>>> said won of my favourite lines: "You got a choice, Jack. You
> >>>>>>>>>> either
> >>>>>>>>>> talk...Or you HURT!" and he totally flipped out and started
> >>>>>>>>>> yelling
> >>>>>>>>>> at
> >>>>>>>>>> me!
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> He said, "I'm gettin' tired of you talkin' like me, fool! Cut
it
> >>>>>>>>>> out,
> >>>>>>>>>> or I'll knock you out!"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> So I said, "No, you cut it out! Or I'll knock YOU out!"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> And he was like "QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, YOU QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> And then he said "CUT IT OUT! I'M THE REAL MR. T!"
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, I'M THE REAL MR. T."
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> And then he lost it. He got up and chased after me with his
tire
> >>>>>>>>>> iron,
> >>>>>>>>>> and that's when I woke up. So anyway, sorry this story had no
> >>>>>>>>>> point.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Such a letdown. I was all excited reading this story and ~this~
is
> >>>>>>>>>how
> >>>>>>>>>it
> >>>>>>>>>ends?!? Sheesh...
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Sorry, dude. I have no control over my subconscious.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Hi, Wavy. I won't be mad if you dream about me and talk like me in
> >>>>>>>your
> >>>>>>>dream.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Thanks, Henry. You made my fucking day.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> PS: this was going to be my "running line" with you, but as it
turns
> >>>>>> out, I haven't had another opportunity to use it since its first
use,
> >>>>>> three years ago. So, see you in another three years, I guess.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I'm sorry that nobody has been nice to you in three years. Do you
miss
> >>>>>my
> >>>>>little gifts?
> >>>>
> >>>> How does won do that sarcastic thing where you say "nooooo" but
really
> >>>> mean "yes" on Usenet?
> >>>
> >>>Wavy, I know you loved the Star Wars action figures that I got you, but
a
> >>>lot could happened in 3 years. Have you outgrown the fun stuff that
you
> >>>used to like?
> >>
> >> Won thing I do not ever do is grow up. Hell, all my favourite things
in
> >> life occurred between the ages of four and ten. Well, except for
> >> drinking beer. That's my favourite thing, but it didn't happen until
> >> much later. If I could have drank beer while "Star Wars," "The
A-Team,"
> >> and "Masters of the Universe" were popular, I would have led a perfect
> >> life.
> >
> >How come you didn't mention girls? Do you not like girls?!
>
> Yeah. I mean, they're kind of irritating, but I like the shape of them.
> If they could make them so they didn't talk, I would really like them.

Oooooo, you are gonna get such a thump!

Smee


> --
> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)