my desk.

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by metro-golden-meower, Nov 9, 2008.

  1. ah

    ah Guest

    metro-golden-meower wrote:
    > On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:09:54 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
    >
    >>metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:58:17 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 15:22:50 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>http://www.deskography.org/
    >>>>>
    >>>>> my desk was so clutterd that the monitor had to sit on the filing
    >>>>> cabinet at the end of it.
    >>>>
    >>>>Time-out period?
    >>>
    >>> yes.

    >>
    >>I sent my Viewsonic off for science experiments; it's completely recalcitrant.

    >
    > take a huge arsed electic magnet to it and give it a good hard lesson.


    Did that and the bugger et the frigin divan!

    I put it out in the shed until the neighbours started complainin'.
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  2. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    mimus wrote:

    > On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:13:44 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >
    >> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:15:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:14:22 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:50:20 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that! i had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dvd spindles than i realized i own. two motherboard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like fucking crazy and standing is very painfull. i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> maybe you and i should gang up on them and give them a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> good hard thrashing back into shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> galvanized pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> person and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> correct term to use. For example, I could say, "I am the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> did, just giving an example of the proper use of the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pronoun "who", given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you provide us with more details of exactly what happened
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to your beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> that was in my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> age, I believe that takes me off the suspect list. I'm
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> curious for more details, though.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> you file
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> property, you know.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> finally today replaced it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old
    >>>>>>>>>>> one. So if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post
    >>>>>>>>>>> Office and the police, and we'll know to look for a club or
    >>>>>>>>>>> pipe with both white _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to
    >>>>>>>>>>> unleash the miracles of forensic criminal investigation (viz.,
    >>>>>>>>>>> mass spectrometry) on it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question
    >>>>>>>>>>> will have _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors
    >>>>>>>>>>> in question have anything personal against me . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> You don't think so? You *are* ~YOU~, aren't you?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> <with dignity:>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my
    >>>>>>>>> little local communities.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the
    >>>>>>>>> last coupla decades might not agree, although I'm polite even
    >>>>>>>>> there.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV,
    >>>>>>>>> back in the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a
    >>>>>>>>> little 3-on-1 surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered,
    >>>>>>>>> eh?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Feh.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!
    >>>>>>>> 1!11111k11
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k?
    >>>>>>>> Like, OMG i never knew you wuz beat upp.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> _Ne bespokoites'_, it was over fifteen years ago, and my major
    >>>>>>> injury was to my back, where I slid down a brick wall as I was
    >>>>>>> beaten unconscious, causing a raw spot about four or five inches
    >>>>>>> across that took months to heal (Hell, I even drank some more beer
    >>>>>>> afterward, battered and dazed but unbowed).
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Some bitch had been listening to a bar-conversation (a club,
    >>>>>>> really), wot I don't even remember how the subject came up, but I
    >>>>>>> was expressing my disbelief at the time that Pontius Pilate had
    >>>>>>> ever approved submitting a ruling in Roman Imperial law to a
    >>>>>>> barbarian mob, when she suddenly piped up, "You're a Yid, aren't
    >>>>>>> you?", to which I gave the priceless response, "What's a 'Yid'?"
    >>>>>>> (I was honestly puzzled at the time, not having ever actually
    >>>>>>> heard the word used in conversation), and when she said "You know,
    >>>>>>> a Yid, a Jew" I told her to take her Nazi bullshit somewhere else
    >>>>>>> ("Oh, I'm not a Nazi, I'm not a Nazi"-- yeah right) . . . .
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> And a week or so later, her boy-friend and a couple of others, all
    >>>>>>> rather heavier and much more muscular if not taller than me,
    >>>>>>> ambushed me.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> It took me a while to figure all that out, since they didn't
    >>>>>>> introduce or explain themselves or anything, but I finally
    >>>>>>> remembered having seen her with them a week or two earlier, and
    >>>>>>> her crawling all over one of 'em.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Ironically, the one of the trio that was actually identified to me
    >>>>>>> later was a law-enforcement major at Marshall University . . . .
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Prolly a WVSP State Trooper by now, if not in DHS.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Man, you're a tough 'ole bastage, aren't you? Now see, this is
    >>>>>> interesting. This is the stuff movies are made of, right here.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> So, did you do anything about it? Report it? Plot a revenge
    >>>>>> attack? Find out where they live and destroy their mailboxes?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> personaly, being the complete fuckhead and cunt i can be at times,
    >>>>> i'd have got my revenge.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> And are you a Yid? (I've never heard that before, either.) I'm
    >>>>>> German on my dad's side, but I don't know if it's Yid or Hit blood.
    >>>>>> My nose is certainly Germanic looking in profile, but it doesn't
    >>>>>> seem to me to "hook" exactly right, so I don't know. Don't really
    >>>>>> give a good damn, for that matter.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> there is a test to find out if you are hit blood.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> <clicks heals>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> what did your right arm do?
    >>>>
    >>>> Nothing until I reached for the mouse to click the follow-up button.
    >>>
    >>> well in that case, if there is any hit blood in you, its so thin you
    >>> are of no threat to west with a new 4th reich with you as its head.

    >>
    >> Um... OK.

    >
    > GODWIN


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  3. knoxy

    knoxy Guest

    In article <Xns9B53C9D0742D90Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,
    tmw99999@gmail.com says...
    > mimus wrote:
    >
    > > On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >
    > >> mimus wrote:
    > >>
    > >>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>> mimus wrote:
    > >>>>
    > >>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> mimus wrote:
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    > >>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> parts and godd knows what else.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> go use my tenz machine.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you
    > >>>>>>>>>>> and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard
    > >>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?
    > >>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized
    > >>>>>>>>>> pipe?
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person
    > >>>>>>>> and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to
    > >>>>>>>> use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed
    > >>>>>>>> your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example
    > >>>>>>>> of the proper use of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person
    > >>>>>>>> and not a thing.
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you
    > >>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your
    > >>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the
    > >>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or
    > >>>>>>> galvanized pipe . . . .
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in
    > >>>>>> my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that
    > >>>>>> takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details,
    > >>>>>> though. When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did
    > >>>>>> you file a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government
    > >>>>>> property, you know.
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept
    > >>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally
    > >>>>> today replaced it.
    > >>>>
    > >>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?
    > >>>
    > >>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So
    > >>> if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the
    > >>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white
    > >>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of
    > >>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.
    > >>>
    > >>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have
    > >>> _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have
    > >>> anything personal against me . . . .
    > >>
    > >> You don't think so? You *are* ~YOU~, aren't you?

    > >
    > > <with dignity:>
    > >
    > > I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little
    > > local communities.
    > >
    > > The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last coupla
    > > decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.
    > >
    > > Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in
    > > the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1
    > > surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?
    > >
    > > Feh.

    >
    > OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!
    > 1!11111k11
    >
    >
    > Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like, OMG i
    > never knew you wuz beat upp.
    >

    Pffft, stop overreacting. You sound like a drama queen. Obviously he's
    still breathing or stuff or he wouldn't be able to post about it over 10
    years later.

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  4. knoxy

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    In article <t66dncibO4Y3VITUnZ2dnUVZ_qjinZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    @hotmail.com says...
    > On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:
    >
    > > On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    > > <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
    > >> wrote:
    > >>
    > >>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    > >>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > >>>> wrote:
    > >>>>
    > >>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> mimus wrote:
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    > >>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    > >>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    > >>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    > >>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    > >>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    > >>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    > >>>>>>>>> shape?
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    > >>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    > >>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    > >>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    > >>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Ignorabimus.
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    > >>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    > >>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .
    > >>>>
    > >>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.
    > >>>
    > >>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!
    > >>
    > >> you do realize that is mimus in drag?

    > >
    > > no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its
    > > right there in the script.

    >
    > I'm not reading any of this.
    >

    Too busy in the lab?

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  5. mimus

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    On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:13:19 +0000, knoxy wrote:

    > In article <Xns9B53C9D0742D90Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,
    > tmw99999@gmail.com says...
    >
    >> mimus wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized
    >>>>>>>>>>>> pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>> and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to
    >>>>>>>>>> use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed
    >>>>>>>>>> your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example
    >>>>>>>>>> of the proper use of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>> and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you
    >>>>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your
    >>>>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the
    >>>>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or
    >>>>>>>>> galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in
    >>>>>>>> my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that
    >>>>>>>> takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details,
    >>>>>>>> though. When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did
    >>>>>>>> you file a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government
    >>>>>>>> property, you know.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept
    >>>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally
    >>>>>>> today replaced it.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So
    >>>>> if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the
    >>>>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white
    >>>>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of
    >>>>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have
    >>>>> _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have
    >>>>> anything personal against me . . . .
    >>>>
    >>>> You don't think so? You *are* ~YOU~, aren't you?
    >>>
    >>> <with dignity:>
    >>>
    >>> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little
    >>> local communities.
    >>>
    >>> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last coupla
    >>> decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.
    >>>
    >>> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in
    >>> the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1
    >>> surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?
    >>>
    >>> Feh.

    >>
    >> OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!
    >> 1!11111k11
    >>
    >> Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like, OMG i
    >> never knew you wuz beat upp.

    >
    > Pffft, stop overreacting. You sound like a drama queen. Obviously he's
    > still breathing or stuff or he wouldn't be able to post about it over 10
    > years later.


    Is there wi-fi in Hell?

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You cannot help thinking that the no doubt ill-advised
    rebellion in which I was concerned in youth,
    unarithmeticable aeons before this Earth was thought of,
    took place quite long enough ago to be forgotten.

    < _The Silver Stallion_
     
  6. On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:19:50 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:13:19 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >
    >> In article <Xns9B53C9D0742D90Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,
    >> tmw99999@gmail.com says...
    >>
    >>> mimus wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>>> and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to
    >>>>>>>>>>> use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed
    >>>>>>>>>>> your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example
    >>>>>>>>>>> of the proper use of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>>> and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you
    >>>>>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your
    >>>>>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the
    >>>>>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or
    >>>>>>>>>> galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in
    >>>>>>>>> my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that
    >>>>>>>>> takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details,
    >>>>>>>>> though. When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did
    >>>>>>>>> you file a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government
    >>>>>>>>> property, you know.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept
    >>>>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally
    >>>>>>>> today replaced it.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So
    >>>>>> if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the
    >>>>>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white
    >>>>>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of
    >>>>>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have
    >>>>>> _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have
    >>>>>> anything personal against me . . . .
    >>>>>
    >>>>> You don't think so? You *are* ~YOU~, aren't you?
    >>>>
    >>>> <with dignity:>
    >>>>
    >>>> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little
    >>>> local communities.
    >>>>
    >>>> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last coupla
    >>>> decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.
    >>>>
    >>>> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in
    >>>> the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1
    >>>> surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?
    >>>>
    >>>> Feh.
    >>>
    >>> OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!
    >>> 1!11111k11
    >>>
    >>> Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like, OMG i
    >>> never knew you wuz beat upp.

    >>
    >> Pffft, stop overreacting. You sound like a drama queen. Obviously he's
    >> still breathing or stuff or he wouldn't be able to post about it over 10
    >> years later.

    >
    >Is there wi-fi in Hell?


    http://www.demon.net/

    they used to have the best news server in the country.
     
  7. On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:32:25 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:20:17 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:16:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:22:05 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> In article <Hd6dnQEqDYVNKYDUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:38:02 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> In article <t66dncibO4Y3VITUnZ2dnUVZ_qjinZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
    >>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    >>>>>>>>>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> you do realize that is mimus in drag?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its
    >>>>>>>> right there in the script.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I'm not reading any of this.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>> Too busy in the lab?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> <coldly:>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> We don't talk about the lab. (Zhnunununun!)
    >>>>
    >>>> Oh come on, you can tell me. I wont tell anyone else.
    >>>
    >>> Loose lips lead to Guantanamo.

    >>
    >> silly swedeboll.

    >
    ><still more coldly:>
    >
    >Don't call me a "swedeboll". WeverTF that is.


    in english it'd be 'swede ball', for some reason i was thinking of
    dave when i said that. <scratches head in puzzlement about that>

    >> everyone knows that its 'loose lips sink ships.'

    >
    >Not for the last six years or so, although that may come back in style
    >here shortly, as prison-carriers in international waters become all the
    >rage . . . .


    i've been laughing at the news this week of modern piracy.

    >(It would beat being "rendered" to Egypt or wotever <shudder>.)
     
  8. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:10 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:

    > On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:19:50 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:13:19 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>
    >>> In article <Xns9B53C9D0742D90Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,
    >>> tmw99999@gmail.com says...
    >>>
    >>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>>>> and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to
    >>>>>>>>>>>> use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed
    >>>>>>>>>>>> your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example
    >>>>>>>>>>>> of the proper use of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>>>> and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you
    >>>>>>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your
    >>>>>>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the
    >>>>>>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or
    >>>>>>>>>>> galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in
    >>>>>>>>>> my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that
    >>>>>>>>>> takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details,
    >>>>>>>>>> though. When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did
    >>>>>>>>>> you file a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government
    >>>>>>>>>> property, you know.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept
    >>>>>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally
    >>>>>>>>> today replaced it.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So
    >>>>>>> if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the
    >>>>>>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white
    >>>>>>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of
    >>>>>>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have
    >>>>>>> _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have
    >>>>>>> anything personal against me . . . .
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> You don't think so? You *are* ~YOU~, aren't you?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> <with dignity:>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little
    >>>>> local communities.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last coupla
    >>>>> decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in
    >>>>> the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1
    >>>>> surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Feh.
    >>>>
    >>>> OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!
    >>>> 1!11111k11
    >>>>
    >>>> Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like, OMG i
    >>>> never knew you wuz beat upp.
    >>>
    >>> Pffft, stop overreacting. You sound like a drama queen. Obviously he's
    >>> still breathing or stuff or he wouldn't be able to post about it over 10
    >>> years later.

    >>
    >> Is there wi-fi in Hell?

    >
    > http://www.demon.net/
    >
    > they used to have the best news server in the country.


    What'd they do, "out-source" it to-- to-- where _would_ you "out-source"
    from Hell, anyway?

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    I am spending my vacation peacefully in Hell,
    with none of my ordinary annoyances to bother me.

    < _Jurgen_
     
  9. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:49 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:

    > On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:32:25 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:20:17 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:16:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:22:05 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> In article <Hd6dnQEqDYVNKYDUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:38:02 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> In article <t66dncibO4Y3VITUnZ2dnUVZ_qjinZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
    >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> you do realize that is mimus in drag?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its
    >>>>>>>>> right there in the script.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I'm not reading any of this.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Too busy in the lab?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> <coldly:>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> We don't talk about the lab. (Zhnunununun!)
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Oh come on, you can tell me. I wont tell anyone else.
    >>>>
    >>>> Loose lips lead to Guantanamo.
    >>>
    >>> silly swedeboll.

    >>
    >> <still more coldly:>
    >>
    >> Don't call me a "swedeboll". WeverTF that is.

    >
    > in english it'd be 'swede ball', for some reason i was thinking of
    > dave when i said that. <scratches head in puzzlement about that>
    >
    >>> everyone knows that its 'loose lips sink ships.'

    >>
    >> Not for the last six years or so, although that may come back in style
    >> here shortly, as prison-carriers in international waters become all the
    >> rage . . . .

    >
    > i've been laughing at the news this week of modern piracy.


    They're gonna have to go to the convoy system. And blow Hell outa
    anything that gets close. And some punitive shellings/bombings, or maybe
    just a coastal blockade sinking anything that tries to set out to sea,
    including fishing-boats, might not be out of order, either.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    We have crossed some strange boundary here.

    < _Saving Private Ryan_
     
  10. On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:29:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:49 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:32:25 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:20:17 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:16:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:22:05 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> In article <Hd6dnQEqDYVNKYDUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:38:02 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> In article <t66dncibO4Y3VITUnZ2dnUVZ_qjinZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
    >>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> you do realize that is mimus in drag?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its
    >>>>>>>>>> right there in the script.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I'm not reading any of this.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Too busy in the lab?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> <coldly:>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> We don't talk about the lab. (Zhnunununun!)
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Oh come on, you can tell me. I wont tell anyone else.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Loose lips lead to Guantanamo.
    >>>>
    >>>> silly swedeboll.
    >>>
    >>> <still more coldly:>
    >>>
    >>> Don't call me a "swedeboll". WeverTF that is.

    >>
    >> in english it'd be 'swede ball', for some reason i was thinking of
    >> dave when i said that. <scratches head in puzzlement about that>


    i saw that, mister...

    >>>> everyone knows that its 'loose lips sink ships.'
    >>>
    >>> Not for the last six years or so, although that may come back in style
    >>> here shortly, as prison-carriers in international waters become all the
    >>> rage . . . .

    >>
    >> i've been laughing at the news this week of modern piracy.

    >
    >They're gonna have to go to the convoy system. And blow Hell outa
    >anything that gets close. And some punitive shellings/bombings, or maybe
    >just a coastal blockade sinking anything that tries to set out to sea,
    >including fishing-boats, might not be out of order, either.


    --
    dave hillstrom xrbj
     
  11. On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:19:16 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:10 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >
    >> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:19:50 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:13:19 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> In article <Xns9B53C9D0742D90Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,
    >>>> tmw99999@gmail.com says...
    >>>>
    >>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> of the proper use of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the
    >>>>>>>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or
    >>>>>>>>>>>> galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in
    >>>>>>>>>>> my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that
    >>>>>>>>>>> takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details,
    >>>>>>>>>>> though. When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did
    >>>>>>>>>>> you file a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government
    >>>>>>>>>>> property, you know.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept
    >>>>>>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally
    >>>>>>>>>> today replaced it.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So
    >>>>>>>> if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the
    >>>>>>>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white
    >>>>>>>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of
    >>>>>>>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have
    >>>>>>>> _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have
    >>>>>>>> anything personal against me . . . .
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> You don't think so? You *are* ~YOU~, aren't you?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> <with dignity:>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little
    >>>>>> local communities.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last coupla
    >>>>>> decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in
    >>>>>> the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1
    >>>>>> surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Feh.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!
    >>>>> 1!11111k11
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like, OMG i
    >>>>> never knew you wuz beat upp.
    >>>>
    >>>> Pffft, stop overreacting. You sound like a drama queen. Obviously he's
    >>>> still breathing or stuff or he wouldn't be able to post about it over 10
    >>>> years later.
    >>>
    >>> Is there wi-fi in Hell?

    >>
    >> http://www.demon.net/
    >>
    >> they used to have the best news server in the country.

    >
    >What'd they do, "out-source" it to-- to-- where _would_ you "out-source"
    >from Hell, anyway?


    hades?
     
  12. On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:29:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:49 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:32:25 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:20:17 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:16:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:22:05 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> In article <Hd6dnQEqDYVNKYDUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:38:02 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> In article <t66dncibO4Y3VITUnZ2dnUVZ_qjinZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
    >>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> you do realize that is mimus in drag?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its
    >>>>>>>>>> right there in the script.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I'm not reading any of this.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Too busy in the lab?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> <coldly:>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> We don't talk about the lab. (Zhnunununun!)
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Oh come on, you can tell me. I wont tell anyone else.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Loose lips lead to Guantanamo.
    >>>>
    >>>> silly swedeboll.
    >>>
    >>> <still more coldly:>
    >>>
    >>> Don't call me a "swedeboll". WeverTF that is.

    >>
    >> in english it'd be 'swede ball', for some reason i was thinking of
    >> dave when i said that. <scratches head in puzzlement about that>
    >>
    >>>> everyone knows that its 'loose lips sink ships.'
    >>>
    >>> Not for the last six years or so, although that may come back in style
    >>> here shortly, as prison-carriers in international waters become all the
    >>> rage . . . .

    >>
    >> i've been laughing at the news this week of modern piracy.

    >
    >They're gonna have to go to the convoy system. And blow Hell outa
    >anything that gets close. And some punitive shellings/bombings, or maybe


    that's so close to what is conciderd the american sterotype, it may as
    well be it.

    >just a coastal blockade sinking anything that tries to set out to sea,
    >including fishing-boats, might not be out of order, either.


    i don't think it'd work. i think the priates would wize up and start
    using subs.
     
  13. On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:44:23 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:29:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:49 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:32:25 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:20:17 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:16:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:22:05 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> In article <Hd6dnQEqDYVNKYDUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:38:02 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> In article <t66dncibO4Y3VITUnZ2dnUVZ_qjinZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> you do realize that is mimus in drag?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its
    >>>>>>>>>>> right there in the script.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I'm not reading any of this.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Too busy in the lab?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> <coldly:>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> We don't talk about the lab. (Zhnunununun!)
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Oh come on, you can tell me. I wont tell anyone else.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Loose lips lead to Guantanamo.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> silly swedeboll.
    >>>>
    >>>> <still more coldly:>
    >>>>
    >>>> Don't call me a "swedeboll". WeverTF that is.
    >>>
    >>> in english it'd be 'swede ball', for some reason i was thinking of
    >>> dave when i said that. <scratches head in puzzlement about that>

    >
    >i saw that, mister...


    yeah. so did everyone else. neener.

    >>>>> everyone knows that its 'loose lips sink ships.'
    >>>>
    >>>> Not for the last six years or so, although that may come back in style
    >>>> here shortly, as prison-carriers in international waters become all the
    >>>> rage . . . .
    >>>
    >>> i've been laughing at the news this week of modern piracy.

    >>
    >>They're gonna have to go to the convoy system. And blow Hell outa
    >>anything that gets close. And some punitive shellings/bombings, or maybe
    >>just a coastal blockade sinking anything that tries to set out to sea,
    >>including fishing-boats, might not be out of order, either.
     
  14. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:14:46 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:

    > On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:19:16 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:10 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:19:50 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:13:19 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> In article <Xns9B53C9D0742D90Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,
    >>>>> tmw99999@gmail.com says...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> of the proper use of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in
    >>>>>>>>>>>> my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that
    >>>>>>>>>>>> takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details,
    >>>>>>>>>>>> though. When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did
    >>>>>>>>>>>> you file a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government
    >>>>>>>>>>>> property, you know.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept
    >>>>>>>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally
    >>>>>>>>>>> today replaced it.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So
    >>>>>>>>> if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the
    >>>>>>>>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white
    >>>>>>>>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of
    >>>>>>>>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have
    >>>>>>>>> _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have
    >>>>>>>>> anything personal against me . . . .
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> You don't think so? You *are* ~YOU~, aren't you?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> <with dignity:>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little
    >>>>>>> local communities.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last coupla
    >>>>>>> decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in
    >>>>>>> the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1
    >>>>>>> surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Feh.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!
    >>>>>> 1!11111k11
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like, OMG i
    >>>>>> never knew you wuz beat upp.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Pffft, stop overreacting. You sound like a drama queen. Obviously he's
    >>>>> still breathing or stuff or he wouldn't be able to post about it over 10
    >>>>> years later.
    >>>>
    >>>> Is there wi-fi in Hell?
    >>>
    >>> http://www.demon.net/
    >>>
    >>> they used to have the best news server in the country.

    >>
    >> What'd they do, "out-source" it to-- to-- where _would_ you
    >> "out-source" from Hell, anyway?

    >
    > hades?


    I was thinking Texas.

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  15. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:19:15 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:

    > On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:29:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:49 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:32:25 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:20:17 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:16:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:22:05 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> In article <Hd6dnQEqDYVNKYDUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:38:02 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> In article <t66dncibO4Y3VITUnZ2dnUVZ_qjinZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> you do realize that is mimus in drag?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its
    >>>>>>>>>>> right there in the script.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I'm not reading any of this.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Too busy in the lab?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> <coldly:>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> We don't talk about the lab. (Zhnunununun!)
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Oh come on, you can tell me. I wont tell anyone else.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Loose lips lead to Guantanamo.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> silly swedeboll.
    >>>>
    >>>> <still more coldly:>
    >>>>
    >>>> Don't call me a "swedeboll". WeverTF that is.
    >>>
    >>> in english it'd be 'swede ball', for some reason i was thinking of
    >>> dave when i said that. <scratches head in puzzlement about that>
    >>>
    >>>>> everyone knows that its 'loose lips sink ships.'
    >>>>
    >>>> Not for the last six years or so, although that may come back in style
    >>>> here shortly, as prison-carriers in international waters become all the
    >>>> rage . . . .
    >>>
    >>> i've been laughing at the news this week of modern piracy.

    >>
    >> They're gonna have to go to the convoy system. And blow Hell outa
    >> anything that gets close. And some punitive shellings/bombings, or
    >> maybe

    >
    > that's so close to what is conciderd the american sterotype, it may as
    > well be it.


    I don't think the Americans invented any of the above.

    It's all even, like, in international law.

    >> just a coastal blockade sinking anything that tries to set out to sea,
    >> including fishing-boats, might not be out of order, either.

    >
    > i don't think it'd work. i think the priates would wize up and start
    > using subs.


    Maybe that's what they're saving their ransoms up for.

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  16. knoxy

    knoxy Guest

    In article <cfydnc1L-oBW3YPUnZ2dnUVZ_qninZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    @hotmail.com says...
    > On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:28:37 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >
    > > In article <Xns9B56960E3BEBD0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,
    > > tmw99999@gmail.com says...
    > >
    > >> mimus wrote:
    > >>
    > >>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:59:55 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>> In article <Xns9B53C9D0742D90Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,
    > >>>> tmw99999@gmail.com says...
    > >>>>
    > >>>>> mimus wrote:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that!
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spindles than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shall go use my tenz machine.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pipe?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> person and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> term to use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> or galvanized pipe . . . .
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was
    > >>>>>>>>>>> in my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe
    > >>>>>>>>>>> that takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more
    > >>>>>>>>>>> details, though.
    > >>>>>>>>>>> When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did
    > >>>>>>>>>>> you file a police report. Even if you bought it, it's
    > >>>>>>>>>>> government property, you know.
    > >>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept
    > >>>>>>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally
    > >>>>>>>>>> today replaced it.
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one.
    > >>>>>>>> So if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the
    > >>>>>>>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white
    > >>>>>>>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of
    > >>>>>>>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will
    > >>>>>>>> have _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question
    > >>>>>>>> have anything personal against me . . . .
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> You don't think so? You *are* ~YOU~, aren't you?
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>> <with dignity:>
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little
    > >>>>>> local communities.
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last
    > >>>>>> coupla decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back
    > >>>>>> in the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little
    > >>>>>> 3-on-1 surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>> Feh.
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!
    > >>>>> 1!11111k11
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like,
    > >>>>> OMG i never knew you wuz beat upp.
    > >>>>
    > >>>> I would assume he's "like, still breathing and stuff" since he's still
    > >>>> here.
    > >>>
    > >>> A dangerous assumption on aavf3 . . . .
    > >>>
    > >>>> Something similar happened to me when I was 15. Great fun.
    > >>>
    > >>> You prolly healed faster.
    > >>
    > >> She could have provided details. It would have made for more interesting
    > >> reading.

    > >
    > > Not very interesting. Two big skinheads decided to beat me up to get
    > > back at a friend of mine who had beaten one of them up.

    >
    > An interesting concept of "justice" there, what's called "tribal justice"
    > (beware of adjectives prefixing words like "justice"), whereby if some
    > member of a group offends you, you can take it out on any other member of
    > that group you can lay your hands on, who can then take _that_ out on any
    > member of _your_ group that _they_ can lay _their_ hands on, who can then . . . :
    >
    > A nice recipe for continual escalation to total war.
    >
    > (See the Indian Wars in the US for a passel of examples.)
    >
    > > What they didn't know was that I grew up with the "head" of the
    > > stockholm skins and that he didn't appreciate anyone beating me up. Lets
    > > just say the beating they got made mine look like a picnic in the park.

    >
    > Somehow I always figured life in Stockholm to be a little more placid than
    > that.
    >

    It can be, depending on where in Stockholm you are.

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  17. On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:30:55 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:14:46 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:19:16 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:10 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:19:50 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:13:19 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> In article <Xns9B53C9D0742D90Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net>,
    >>>>>> tmw99999@gmail.com says...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of the proper use of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> though. When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> you file a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> property, you know.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept
    >>>>>>>>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally
    >>>>>>>>>>>> today replaced it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So
    >>>>>>>>>> if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the
    >>>>>>>>>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white
    >>>>>>>>>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of
    >>>>>>>>>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have
    >>>>>>>>>> _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have
    >>>>>>>>>> anything personal against me . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> You don't think so? You *are* ~YOU~, aren't you?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> <with dignity:>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little
    >>>>>>>> local communities.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last coupla
    >>>>>>>> decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in
    >>>>>>>> the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1
    >>>>>>>> surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Feh.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!
    >>>>>>> 1!11111k11
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like, OMG i
    >>>>>>> never knew you wuz beat upp.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Pffft, stop overreacting. You sound like a drama queen. Obviously he's
    >>>>>> still breathing or stuff or he wouldn't be able to post about it over 10
    >>>>>> years later.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Is there wi-fi in Hell?
    >>>>
    >>>> http://www.demon.net/
    >>>>
    >>>> they used to have the best news server in the country.
    >>>
    >>> What'd they do, "out-source" it to-- to-- where _would_ you
    >>> "out-source" from Hell, anyway?

    >>
    >> hades?

    >
    >I was thinking Texas.


    i think per would be to nice about things.
     
  18. On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:33:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:19:15 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:29:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:49 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:32:25 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:20:17 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:16:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:22:05 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> In article <Hd6dnQEqDYVNKYDUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:38:02 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> In article <t66dncibO4Y3VITUnZ2dnUVZ_qjinZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> you do realize that is mimus in drag?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its
    >>>>>>>>>>>> right there in the script.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I'm not reading any of this.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Too busy in the lab?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> <coldly:>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> We don't talk about the lab. (Zhnunununun!)
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Oh come on, you can tell me. I wont tell anyone else.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Loose lips lead to Guantanamo.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> silly swedeboll.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> <still more coldly:>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Don't call me a "swedeboll". WeverTF that is.
    >>>>
    >>>> in english it'd be 'swede ball', for some reason i was thinking of
    >>>> dave when i said that. <scratches head in puzzlement about that>
    >>>>
    >>>>>> everyone knows that its 'loose lips sink ships.'
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Not for the last six years or so, although that may come back in style
    >>>>> here shortly, as prison-carriers in international waters become all the
    >>>>> rage . . . .
    >>>>
    >>>> i've been laughing at the news this week of modern piracy.
    >>>
    >>> They're gonna have to go to the convoy system. And blow Hell outa
    >>> anything that gets close. And some punitive shellings/bombings, or
    >>> maybe

    >>
    >> that's so close to what is conciderd the american sterotype, it may as
    >> well be it.

    >
    >I don't think the Americans invented any of the above.


    probably not, but they did give the raw material for the stereotype.

    >It's all even, like, in international law.


    it reminds me of the eppisode of the simpson with the gambling trip
    and the pirates.

    >>> just a coastal blockade sinking anything that tries to set out to sea,
    >>> including fishing-boats, might not be out of order, either.

    >>
    >> i don't think it'd work. i think the priates would wize up and start
    >> using subs.

    >
    >Maybe that's what they're saving their ransoms up for.


    i'm sure the russians will have a good second hand price waiting for
    them.
     
  19. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:07:08 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:

    > On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:33:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:19:15 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:29:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:49 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:32:25 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:20:17 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:16:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:22:05 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> In article <Hd6dnQEqDYVNKYDUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:38:02 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> In article <t66dncibO4Y3VITUnZ2dnUVZ_qjinZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> you do realize that is mimus in drag?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> right there in the script.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not reading any of this.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Too busy in the lab?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> <coldly:>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> We don't talk about the lab. (Zhnunununun!)
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Oh come on, you can tell me. I wont tell anyone else.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Loose lips lead to Guantanamo.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> silly swedeboll.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> <still more coldly:>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Don't call me a "swedeboll". WeverTF that is.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> in english it'd be 'swede ball', for some reason i was thinking of
    >>>>> dave when i said that. <scratches head in puzzlement about that>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>> everyone knows that its 'loose lips sink ships.'
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Not for the last six years or so, although that may come back in style
    >>>>>> here shortly, as prison-carriers in international waters become all the
    >>>>>> rage . . . .
    >>>>>
    >>>>> i've been laughing at the news this week of modern piracy.
    >>>>
    >>>> They're gonna have to go to the convoy system. And blow Hell outa
    >>>> anything that gets close. And some punitive shellings/bombings, or
    >>>> maybe
    >>>
    >>> that's so close to what is conciderd the american sterotype, it may as
    >>> well be it.

    >>
    >> I don't think the Americans invented any of the above.

    >
    > probably not, but they did give the raw material for the stereotype.
    >
    >> It's all even, like, in international law.

    >
    > it reminds me of the eppisode of the simpson with the gambling trip
    > and the pirates.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Barbary_War

    Note it was an Anglo-Dutch fleet that shelled Tripoli for nine hours in
    the wind-up of the Second Barbary War.

    Note too the Koranic justification of piracy of non-Moslems (there's a
    similar justification in the Bible about "the faithful" having a
    right to "the goods" of non-Jews or non-Christians, I forget which).

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    I AM JUST WEST OF THE MANURE PILE

    < First known US military "wireless" communication
     
  20. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:18:29 -0500, mimus wrote:

    > On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:07:08 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:33:08 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:19:15 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:29:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:04:49 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:32:25 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:20:17 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:16:22 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:22:05 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> In article <Hd6dnQEqDYVNKYDUnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:38:02 +0000, knoxy wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> In article <t66dncibO4Y3VITUnZ2dnUVZ_qjinZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99
    >>>>>>>>>>>> @hotmail.com says...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shape?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you do realize that is mimus in drag?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> right there in the script.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not reading any of this.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Too busy in the lab?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> <coldly:>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> We don't talk about the lab. (Zhnunununun!)
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Oh come on, you can tell me. I wont tell anyone else.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Loose lips lead to Guantanamo.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> silly swedeboll.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> <still more coldly:>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Don't call me a "swedeboll". WeverTF that is.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> in english it'd be 'swede ball', for some reason i was thinking of
    >>>>>> dave when i said that. <scratches head in puzzlement about that>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> everyone knows that its 'loose lips sink ships.'
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Not for the last six years or so, although that may come back in style
    >>>>>>> here shortly, as prison-carriers in international waters become all the
    >>>>>>> rage . . . .
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> i've been laughing at the news this week of modern piracy.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> They're gonna have to go to the convoy system. And blow Hell outa
    >>>>> anything that gets close. And some punitive shellings/bombings, or
    >>>>> maybe
    >>>>
    >>>> that's so close to what is conciderd the american sterotype, it may as
    >>>> well be it.
    >>>
    >>> I don't think the Americans invented any of the above.

    >>
    >> probably not, but they did give the raw material for the stereotype.
    >>
    >>> It's all even, like, in international law.

    >>
    >> it reminds me of the eppisode of the simpson with the gambling trip
    >> and the pirates.

    >
    > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War
    > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Barbary_War
    >
    > Note it was an Anglo-Dutch fleet that shelled Tripoli for nine hours in
    > the wind-up of the Second Barbary War.
    >
    > Note too the Koranic justification of piracy of non-Moslems (there's a
    > similar justification in the Bible about "the faithful" having a
    > right to "the goods" of non-Jews or non-Christians, I forget which).


    Speaking of Deuteronomy, did anyone else see PBS' _Nova_ episode "The
    Bible's Buried Secrets"? it was stunning, even to me, in that, even though
    it was all spun in terms of admiration for the somewhat long-drawn-out
    creation of a new communal origin-myth for the "Israelites" (Canaanite
    proletarians, post-revolution), it made it quite clear that archaeological
    evidence proves that the Biblical "histories" of "Exodus" and
    "Deuteronomy" are absolutely false:

    Viz., there was no "Exodus" from Egypt, etc.

    That's absolutely staggering.

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/bible/

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    This is part of the eternal wonder of the universe
    as man forages out to discover in the womb of time
    the nascence of his individuality in the motherhood of possibility.

    < Malzberg
     

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