Merry Christmas, Trolls. A Song for You.

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Wavy G, Dec 24, 2007.

  1. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    Don we now our crafty flame-bait
    l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    Troll them into some lame debate
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l

    See the flaming kooks before us
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    Try to troll, but really bore us
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    Follow me into their newsgroup
    l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    Watch them take months to recoup
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l

    Come all ye Usenet go-getters
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    With ascii sigs and phoney headers
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
    l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    Flame their group back to the stoneage
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l

    Be the first in some crank's killfile
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    Keep cascading all the while
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    Rob them of their precious bandwidth
    l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l

    Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    Fool the newbie lads and lasses
    l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    Compose a troll post; make us proud
    l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    Then sit back and laugh out loud
    L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO - LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!

    Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
    night.

    Love,
    Wavy G

    --
    "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
    --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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  2. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    On Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:14:29 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    wrote in <biqum35ni6tgmgg9pva82nsns5jp61d8mq@4ax.com>:

    >Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >Don we now our crafty flame-bait
    >l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >Troll them into some lame debate
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >
    >See the flaming kooks before us
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >Try to troll, but really bore us
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >Follow me into their newsgroup
    >l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >Watch them take months to recoup
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >
    >Come all ye Usenet go-getters
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >With ascii sigs and phoney headers
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
    >l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >Flame their group back to the stoneage
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >
    >Be the first in some crank's killfile
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >Keep cascading all the while
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >Rob them of their precious bandwidth
    >l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >
    >Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >Fool the newbie lads and lasses
    >l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >Compose a troll post; make us proud
    >l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >Then sit back and laugh out loud
    >L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO - LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!
    >
    >Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
    >night.


    <standing ovation>
     
  3. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Wavy G wrote:

    > Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    > Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    > Don we now our crafty flame-bait
    > l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    > Troll them into some lame debate
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >
    > See the flaming kooks before us
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    > Try to troll, but really bore us
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    > Follow me into their newsgroup
    > l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    > Watch them take months to recoup
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >
    > Come all ye Usenet go-getters
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    > With ascii sigs and phoney headers
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    > Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
    > l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    > Flame their group back to the stoneage
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >
    > Be the first in some crank's killfile
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    > Keep cascading all the while
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    > Rob them of their precious bandwidth
    > l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    > Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >
    > Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    > Fool the newbie lads and lasses
    > l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    > Compose a troll post; make us proud
    > l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    > Then sit back and laugh out loud
    > L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO - LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!
    >
    > Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
    > night.


    This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
    but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
    what I meant.
     
  4. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >Wavy G wrote:
    >
    >> Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >> Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >> Don we now our crafty flame-bait
    >> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >> Troll them into some lame debate
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>
    >> See the flaming kooks before us
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >> Try to troll, but really bore us
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >> Follow me into their newsgroup
    >> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >> Watch them take months to recoup
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>
    >> Come all ye Usenet go-getters
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >> With ascii sigs and phoney headers
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >> Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
    >> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >> Flame their group back to the stoneage
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>
    >> Be the first in some crank's killfile
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >> Keep cascading all the while
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >> Rob them of their precious bandwidth
    >> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >> Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>
    >> Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >> Fool the newbie lads and lasses
    >> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >> Compose a troll post; make us proud
    >> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >> Then sit back and laugh out loud
    >> L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO - LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!
    >>
    >> Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
    >> night.

    >
    >This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.


    Thanks, Tim Weaver.

    Oh, and PS: I accidentally deleted won of your threads. I'm sorry. I
    had you mixed up with another Tim (not mentioning which won). A
    thousand apologies, to you, during this, the season of perpetual
    forgiveness. I love you.

    --
    "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
    --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


    *****************************************
    * *
    * Wavy G *
    * mail me at: *
    * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
    * *
    * *
    *****************************************
     
  5. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Wavy G wrote:

    > Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>Wavy G wrote:
    >>
    >>> Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>> Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>> Don we now our crafty flame-bait
    >>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>> Troll them into some lame debate
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>
    >>> See the flaming kooks before us
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>> Try to troll, but really bore us
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>> Follow me into their newsgroup
    >>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>> Watch them take months to recoup
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>
    >>> Come all ye Usenet go-getters
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>> With ascii sigs and phoney headers
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>> Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
    >>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>> Flame their group back to the stoneage
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>
    >>> Be the first in some crank's killfile
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>> Keep cascading all the while
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>> Rob them of their precious bandwidth
    >>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>> Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>
    >>> Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>> Fool the newbie lads and lasses
    >>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>> Compose a troll post; make us proud
    >>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>> Then sit back and laugh out loud
    >>> L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO - LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!
    >>>
    >>> Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
    >>> night.

    >>
    >>This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.

    >
    > Thanks, Tim Weaver.
    >
    > Oh, and PS: I accidentally deleted won of your threads. I'm sorry. I
    > had you mixed up with another Tim (not mentioning which won). A
    > thousand apologies, to you, during this, the season of perpetual
    > forgiveness.


    A deleted thread is no fret to me. Rest easy.

    > I love you.


    I have seen your MySpace (shame on you) page. I'm 100% sure I don't love
    you, but you are quite entertaining with your words and prose. I can't say
    I love you, but I ~like~ you. A lot. I LIKE you, Wavy. I LIKE you!

    (as long as there is no sexual contact)
    --
    Tim Weaver

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
    but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
    what I meant.
     
  6. In alt.music.pink-floyd Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote:

    > This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.



    More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
    assholes, is how easily amused they are.



    ___
    -S
    "As human beings, we understand the world through simile, analogy,
    metaphor, narrative and, sometimes, claymation." - B. Mason
     
  7. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Steven Sullivan wrote:

    > In alt.music.pink-floyd Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote:
    >
    >> This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.

    >
    >
    > More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
    > assholes, is how easily amused they are.


    That goes here...
    --
    Tim Weaver

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
    but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
    what I meant.
     
  8. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Steven
    Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : In alt.music.pink-floyd Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com>
    : wrote:
    :
    : : This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.
    :
    :
    : More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
    : assholes, is how easily amused they are.

    anal fuckhead.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    see, I was amused easily.
    :
    :
    :
    : ___
    : -S
    : "As human beings, we understand the world through simile, analogy,
    : metaphor, narrative and, sometimes, claymation." - B. Mason

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will
    pick himself up and carry on. - Winston Churchill
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
    he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
    and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
    moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
    defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
    his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
    nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


    |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    (,_..----''' (,..--''


    meow
     
  9. In alt.music.pink-floyd Steve Leyland <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Steven
    > Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:


    > : In alt.music.pink-floyd Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com>
    > : wrote:
    > :
    > : : This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.
    > :
    > :
    > : More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
    > : assholes, is how easily amused they are.


    > anal fuckhead.


    > hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


    > see, I was amused easily.


    all it takes is a mirror, apparently


    ___
    -S
    "As human beings, we understand the world through simile, analogy,
    metaphor, narrative and, sometimes, claymation." - B. Mason
     
  10. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Steven
    Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : In alt.music.pink-floyd Steve Leyland
    : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    : : Steven Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
    : : usenet:
    :
    : : : In alt.music.pink-floyd Tim Weaver
    : : : <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote:
    : : :
    : : : : This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.
    : : :
    : : :
    : : : More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
    : : : assholes, is how easily amused they are.
    :
    : : anal fuckhead.
    :
    : : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    :
    : : see, I was amused easily.
    :
    : all it takes is a mirror, apparently

    and some smoke, allegedly
    :
    :
    : ___
    : -S
    : "As human beings, we understand the world through simile, analogy,
    : metaphor, narrative and, sometimes, claymation." - B. Mason

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    The intellect is not a serious thing, and never has been. It is an
    instrument on which one plays, that is all. - Oscar Wilde
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
    he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
    and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
    moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
    defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
    his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
    nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


    |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    (,_..----''' (,..--''


    meow
     
  11. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >Wavy G wrote:
    >
    >> Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>
    >>>Wavy G wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>> Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>> Don we now our crafty flame-bait
    >>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>> Troll them into some lame debate
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>
    >>>> See the flaming kooks before us
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>> Try to troll, but really bore us
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>> Follow me into their newsgroup
    >>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>> Watch them take months to recoup
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>
    >>>> Come all ye Usenet go-getters
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>> With ascii sigs and phoney headers
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>> Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
    >>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>> Flame their group back to the stoneage
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>
    >>>> Be the first in some crank's killfile
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>> Keep cascading all the while
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>> Rob them of their precious bandwidth
    >>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>> Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>
    >>>> Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>> Fool the newbie lads and lasses
    >>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>> Compose a troll post; make us proud
    >>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>> Then sit back and laugh out loud
    >>>> L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO - LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!
    >>>>
    >>>> Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
    >>>> night.
    >>>
    >>>This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.

    >>
    >> Thanks, Tim Weaver.
    >>
    >> Oh, and PS: I accidentally deleted won of your threads. I'm sorry. I
    >> had you mixed up with another Tim (not mentioning which won). A
    >> thousand apologies, to you, during this, the season of perpetual
    >> forgiveness.

    >
    >A deleted thread is no fret to me. Rest easy.
    >
    >> I love you.

    >
    >I have seen your MySpace (shame on you) page. I'm 100% sure I don't love
    >you, but you are quite entertaining with your words and prose. I can't say
    >I love you, but I ~like~ you. A lot. I LIKE you, Wavy. I LIKE you!


    Which part did you like best? (I wrote that stuff on my page about
    three years ago, so most of it is outdated. I did it mostly as a slam
    against my friends who were all jumping left and right onto the
    "Myspace" bandwagon. I felt they deserved some mocking, but my campaign
    kind of quietly went nowhere, since nobody ever seemed to see the
    ridiculousness of "MySpace" but me.)

    --
    "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
    --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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    * mail me at: *
    * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
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  12. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Steven
    >Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: In alt.music.pink-floyd Steve Leyland
    >: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    >: : Steven Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
    >: : usenet:
    >:
    >: : : In alt.music.pink-floyd Tim Weaver
    >: : : <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote:
    >: : :
    >: : : : This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.
    >: : :
    >: : :
    >: : : More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
    >: : : assholes, is how easily amused they are.
    >:
    >: : anal fuckhead.
    >:
    >: : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    >:
    >: : see, I was amused easily.
    >:
    >: all it takes is a mirror, apparently
    >
    >and some smoke, allegedly


    And a couple handfuls of lotion, speciously.

    --
    "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
    --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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    * Wavy G *
    * mail me at: *
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    * *
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  13. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Wavy G wrote:

    > Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>Wavy G wrote:
    >>
    >>> Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>>
    >>>>Wavy G wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>> Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>> Don we now our crafty flame-bait
    >>>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>>> Troll them into some lame debate
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>
    >>>>> See the flaming kooks before us
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>> Try to troll, but really bore us
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>> Follow me into their newsgroup
    >>>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>>> Watch them take months to recoup
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Come all ye Usenet go-getters
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>> With ascii sigs and phoney headers
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>> Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
    >>>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>>> Flame their group back to the stoneage
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Be the first in some crank's killfile
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>> Keep cascading all the while
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>> Rob them of their precious bandwidth
    >>>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>>> Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>> Fool the newbie lads and lasses
    >>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>> Compose a troll post; make us proud
    >>>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>>> Then sit back and laugh out loud
    >>>>> L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO -
    >>>>> LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
    >>>>> night.
    >>>>
    >>>>This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.
    >>>
    >>> Thanks, Tim Weaver.
    >>>
    >>> Oh, and PS: I accidentally deleted won of your threads. I'm sorry. I
    >>> had you mixed up with another Tim (not mentioning which won). A
    >>> thousand apologies, to you, during this, the season of perpetual
    >>> forgiveness.

    >>
    >>A deleted thread is no fret to me. Rest easy.
    >>
    >>> I love you.

    >>
    >>I have seen your MySpace (shame on you) page. I'm 100% sure I don't
    >>love you, but you are quite entertaining with your words and prose. I
    >>can't say I love you, but I ~like~ you. A lot. I LIKE you, Wavy. I
    >>LIKE you!

    >
    > Which part did you like best? (I wrote that stuff on my page about
    > three years ago, so most of it is outdated. I did it mostly as a slam
    > against my friends who were all jumping left and right onto the
    > "Myspace" bandwagon. I felt they deserved some mocking, but my campaign
    > kind of quietly went nowhere, since nobody ever seemed to see the
    > ridiculousness of "MySpace" but me.)


    No favorite item. It's all interesting. Also of interest, is Mr. Hole's
    picture. Very representative. He too, can write some bizarre stuff. I
    need to visit a.t.f-s again.

    (if he still posts there) It was sort of barren last time I went.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
    but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
    what I meant.
     
  14. In alt.music.pink-floyd Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote:
    > Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try to relax:


    > >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Steven
    > >Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    > >
    > >: In alt.music.pink-floyd Steve Leyland
    > >: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    > >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    > >: : Steven Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
    > >: : usenet:
    > >:
    > >: : : In alt.music.pink-floyd Tim Weaver
    > >: : : <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote:
    > >: : :
    > >: : : : This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.
    > >: : :
    > >: : :
    > >: : : More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
    > >: : : assholes, is how easily amused they are.
    > >:
    > >: : anal fuckhead.
    > >:
    > >: : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    > >:
    > >: : see, I was amused easily.
    > >:
    > >: all it takes is a mirror, apparently
    > >
    > >and some smoke, allegedly



    in your case, no more than half one one, *certainly*.

    ___
    -S
    "As human beings, we understand the world through simile, analogy,
    metaphor, narrative and, sometimes, claymation." - B. Mason
     
  15. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Steven
    Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : In alt.music.pink-floyd Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote:
    : : Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try to relax:
    :
    : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    : : : Steven Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
    : : : usenet:
    : : :
    : : : : In alt.music.pink-floyd Steve Leyland
    : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
    : : : : : called Steven Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and
    : : : : : pronounced to usenet:
    : : : :
    : : : : : : In alt.music.pink-floyd Tim Weaver
    : : : : : : <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote:
    : : : : : :
    : : : : : : : This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.
    : : : : : :
    : : : : : :
    : : : : : : More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
    : : : : : : assholes, is how easily amused they are.
    : : : :
    : : : : : anal fuckhead.
    : : : :
    : : : : : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    : : : :
    : : : : : see, I was amused easily.
    : : : :
    : : : : all it takes is a mirror, apparently
    : : :
    : : : and some smoke, allegedly
    :
    :
    : in your case, no more than half one one, *certainly*.

    did you mean to snip wavy g's reply from your lame response, or are you
    just too stupid to use a newsreader, steven?
    :
    : ___
    : -S
    : "As human beings, we understand the world through simile, analogy,
    : metaphor, narrative and, sometimes, claymation." - B. Mason

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    Experiments before 1880 showed that light always travels athe the same
    speed relative to you, no matter how you were moving - basis for
    Einsteins axiom on moving observers.
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
    he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
    and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
    moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
    defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
    his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
    nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


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  16. In alt.music.pink-floyd Steve Leyland <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Steven
    > Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:


    > : In alt.music.pink-floyd Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote:
    > : : Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try to relax:
    > :
    > : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    > : : : Steven Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
    > : : : usenet:
    > : : :
    > : : : : In alt.music.pink-floyd Steve Leyland
    > : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    > : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
    > : : : : : called Steven Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and
    > : : : : : pronounced to usenet:
    > : : : :
    > : : : : : : In alt.music.pink-floyd Tim Weaver
    > : : : : : : <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote:
    > : : : : : :
    > : : : : : : : This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.
    > : : : : : :
    > : : : : : :
    > : : : : : : More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
    > : : : : : : assholes, is how easily amused they are.
    > : : : :
    > : : : : : anal fuckhead.
    > : : : :
    > : : : : : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    > : : : :
    > : : : : : see, I was amused easily.
    > : : : :
    > : : : : all it takes is a mirror, apparently
    > : : :
    > : : : and some smoke, allegedly
    > :
    > :
    > : in your case, no more than half one one, *certainly*.


    > did you mean to snip wavy g's reply from your lame response, or are you
    > just too stupid to use a newsreader, steven?



    OH, SNAP. I accidently edited doofus #1's post. Doofus
    #25 noticed and now he's angry.

    Somehow I think you'll figure it out. You twits probably
    memorize each other's posts. Not much else to do in your
    parents' basement, I guess.


    ___
    -S
    "As human beings, we understand the world through simile, analogy,
    metaphor, narrative and, sometimes, claymation." - B. Mason
     
  17. JeannedArc~

    JeannedArc~ Guest

    Re: Merry Christmas, Trolls. A Song for You.

    On 27 Des, 06:11, "Steve Leyland"
    <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Steven
    > Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    > : In alt.music.pink-floyd Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > : : Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try to relax:
    > :
    > : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    > : : : Steven Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
    > : : : usenet:
    > : : :
    > : : : : In alt.music.pink-floyd Steve Leyland
    > : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    > : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
    > : : : : : called Steven Sullivan stirred from its deep slumber and
    > : : : : : pronounced to usenet:
    > : : : :
    > : : : : : : In alt.music.pink-floyd Tim Weaver
    > : : : : : : <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > : : : : : :
    > : : : : : : : This is truly fantastic work. ?It is to be inspired.
    > : : : : : :
    > : : : : : :
    > : : : : : : More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
    > : : : : : : assholes, is how easily amused they are.
    > : : : :
    > : : : : : anal fuckhead.
    > : : : :
    > : : : : : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    > : : : :
    > : : : : : see, I was amused easily.
    > : : : :
    > : : : : all it takes is a mirror, apparently
    > : : :
    > : : : and some smoke, allegedly
    > :
    > :
    > : in your case, no more than half one one, *certainly*.
    >
    > did you mean to snip wavy g's reply from your lame response, or are you
    > just too stupid to use a newsreader, steven?


    Sorry for busting in but is it true that Mr.Pounder is a international
    sex symbol and a internet God?

    He sounds confused.
     
  18. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >Wavy G wrote:
    >
    >> Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>
    >>>Wavy G wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Wavy G wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>> Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>> Don we now our crafty flame-bait
    >>>>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>>>> Troll them into some lame debate
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> See the flaming kooks before us
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>> Try to troll, but really bore us
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>> Follow me into their newsgroup
    >>>>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>>>> Watch them take months to recoup
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Come all ye Usenet go-getters
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>> With ascii sigs and phoney headers
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>> Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
    >>>>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>>>> Flame their group back to the stoneage
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Be the first in some crank's killfile
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>> Keep cascading all the while
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>> Rob them of their precious bandwidth
    >>>>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>>>> Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>> Fool the newbie lads and lasses
    >>>>>> l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
    >>>>>> Compose a troll post; make us proud
    >>>>>> l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
    >>>>>> Then sit back and laugh out loud
    >>>>>> L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO -
    >>>>>> LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
    >>>>>> night.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.
    >>>>
    >>>> Thanks, Tim Weaver.
    >>>>
    >>>> Oh, and PS: I accidentally deleted won of your threads. I'm sorry. I
    >>>> had you mixed up with another Tim (not mentioning which won). A
    >>>> thousand apologies, to you, during this, the season of perpetual
    >>>> forgiveness.
    >>>
    >>>A deleted thread is no fret to me. Rest easy.
    >>>
    >>>> I love you.
    >>>
    >>>I have seen your MySpace (shame on you) page. I'm 100% sure I don't
    >>>love you, but you are quite entertaining with your words and prose. I
    >>>can't say I love you, but I ~like~ you. A lot. I LIKE you, Wavy. I
    >>>LIKE you!

    >>
    >> Which part did you like best? (I wrote that stuff on my page about
    >> three years ago, so most of it is outdated. I did it mostly as a slam
    >> against my friends who were all jumping left and right onto the
    >> "Myspace" bandwagon. I felt they deserved some mocking, but my campaign
    >> kind of quietly went nowhere, since nobody ever seemed to see the
    >> ridiculousness of "MySpace" but me.)

    >
    >No favorite item. It's all interesting. Also of interest, is Mr. Hole's
    >picture. Very representative. He too, can write some bizarre stuff. I
    >need to visit a.t.f-s again.
    >
    >(if he still posts there) It was sort of barren last time I went.


    Mr. Hole does not post any more (that I know of). Last few times I did
    hear from him, it is just as weird as when he was posting regularly. So,
    now I guess it's just like Hole in small doses, which is okay by me.

    --
    "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
    --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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    * mail me at: *
    * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
    * *
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