Lent Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Copresent: One penny co-op gift.

    Disassent: To insult a one penny donkey.

    Discosent: To insult a one penny co-op.

    Represent: One penny politician.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47B67734.51CF6F76@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    > Copresent: One penny co-op gift.
    >
    > Disassent: To insult a one penny donkey.
    >
    > Discosent: To insult a one penny co-op.
    >
    > Represent: One penny politician.


    I can see that you borrow puns, but I never knew you lent them as well!

    (Why didn't I think of that one sooner?)

    Impound: A demon with a quid.

    Expound: It's been devalued!

    Propound: A fraction of what a Tom/ho earns.
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47B67734.51CF6F76@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > Copresent: One penny co-op gift.
    > >
    > > Disassent: To insult a one penny donkey.
    > >
    > > Discosent: To insult a one penny co-op.
    > >
    > > Represent: One penny politician.

    >
    > I can see that you borrow puns, but I never knew you lent them as well!
    >
    > (Why didn't I think of that one sooner?)
    >
    > Impound: A demon with a quid.
    >
    > Expound: It's been devalued!


    I've read that the pound has been rising against the dollar!
     
  4. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47B8AAC1.CBBC0831@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:47B67734.51CF6F76@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > > Copresent: One penny co-op gift.
    > > >
    > > > Disassent: To insult a one penny donkey.
    > > >
    > > > Discosent: To insult a one penny co-op.
    > > >
    > > > Represent: One penny politician.

    > >
    > > I can see that you borrow puns, but I never knew you lent them as well!
    > >
    > > (Why didn't I think of that one sooner?)
    > >
    > > Impound: A demon with a quid.
    > >
    > > Expound: It's been devalued!

    >
    > I've read that the pound has been rising against the dollar!
    >

    Put some Vaseline/KY between them and it'll probably rise even faster!
     

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