"Jeffrey Boyd" is an anagram of "Midget Runt" in Japanese

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Suzieflame, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. Suzieflame

    Suzieflame Guest

    Fact.

    Ever wonder why he calls himself 2-Belo? 2-Belo what?

    The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what, which
    according to Wikipedia is 5'3".

    So that makes Jeffy the a mere 5'1" or 153cm.

    Wow. That really is short.

    Do they let him drive without a cushion?

    Suzie
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  2. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

    >The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what, which
    >according to Wikipedia is 5'3".


    I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the starting gate.

    >So that makes Jeffy the a mere 5'1" or 153cm.


    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.


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  3. Suzieflame

    Suzieflame Guest

    On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    >Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
    >
    >>The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what, which
    >>according to Wikipedia is 5'3".

    >
    >I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the starting gate.


    I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not. I said
    that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height average. So
    your premise that my logic is fucked is wrong, right out of the actual
    starting gate.You do foam up pretty good for a circus sideshow though.

    >>So that makes Jeffy the a mere 5'1" or 153cm.

    >
    >BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.


    Denial is so ugly. Say, >do< they let you drive without a cushion?

    Suzie
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  4. K. A. Cannon

    K. A. Cannon Guest

    Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> posted
    <thfug35bjs7pcfce1nl2h23tc9sm6g1im3@4ax.com> in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:34:24
    +0200:

    >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    ><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >
    >>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
    >>
    >>>The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what, which
    >>>according to Wikipedia is 5'3".

    >>
    >>I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the starting gate.

    >
    >I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not. I said
    >that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height average. So
    >your premise that my logic is fucked is wrong, right out of the actual
    >starting gate.You do foam up pretty good for a circus sideshow though.
    >
    >>>So that makes Jeffy the a mere 5'1" or 153cm.

    >>
    >>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.

    >
    >Denial is so ugly. Say, >do< they let you drive without a cushion?


    How tall are you Suz?

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  5. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:34:24 +0200
    after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

    >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    ><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >
    >>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
    >>
    >>>The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what, which
    >>>according to Wikipedia is 5'3".

    >>
    >>I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the starting gate.

    >
    >I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not. I said
    >that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height average.


    And?

    This is leading up to what, exactly?

    Suzieflame has a hideous, hairy tusk growing out one side of her face that's so
    long it regularly tears holes in her drapery. Har, har, har!

    There. Even Steven! Would you like to come up with some other pointless
    fantasies in this useless thread?


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  6. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    We sadly announce the death of K. A. Cannon on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:04:24 -0400
    after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

    >Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> posted
    ><thfug35bjs7pcfce1nl2h23tc9sm6g1im3@4ax.com> in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:34:24
    >+0200:
    >
    >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
    >>>
    >>>>The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what, which
    >>>>according to Wikipedia is 5'3".
    >>>
    >>>I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the starting gate.

    >>
    >>I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not. I said
    >>that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height average. So
    >>your premise that my logic is fucked is wrong, right out of the actual
    >>starting gate.You do foam up pretty good for a circus sideshow though.
    >>
    >>>>So that makes Jeffy the a mere 5'1" or 153cm.
    >>>
    >>>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.

    >>
    >>Denial is so ugly. Say, >do< they let you drive without a cushion?

    >
    >How tall are you Suz?


    What's your blood type, K?


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  7. Suzieflame

    Suzieflame Guest

    On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:41:31 +0900, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    >We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:34:24 +0200
    >after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
    >
    >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
    >>>
    >>>>The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what, which
    >>>>according to Wikipedia is 5'3".
    >>>
    >>>I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the starting gate.

    >>
    >>I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not. I said
    >>that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height average.

    >
    >And?


    Could you foam some more, or would that obscure your vision?

    Suzie
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    Suzieflame
     
  8. K. A. Cannon

    K. A. Cannon Guest

    On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:47:46 +0900, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    >We sadly announce the death of K. A. Cannon on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:04:24 -0400
    >after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
    >
    >>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> posted
    >><thfug35bjs7pcfce1nl2h23tc9sm6g1im3@4ax.com> in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:34:24
    >>+0200:
    >>
    >>>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
    >>>>
    >>>>>The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what, which
    >>>>>according to Wikipedia is 5'3".
    >>>>
    >>>>I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the starting gate.
    >>>
    >>>I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not. I said
    >>>that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height average. So
    >>>your premise that my logic is fucked is wrong, right out of the actual
    >>>starting gate.You do foam up pretty good for a circus sideshow though.
    >>>
    >>>>>So that makes Jeffy the a mere 5'1" or 153cm.
    >>>>
    >>>>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.
    >>>
    >>>Denial is so ugly. Say, >do< they let you drive without a cushion?

    >>
    >>How tall are you Suz?

    >
    >What's your blood type, K?


    O Neg.

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  9. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called The
    2-Belo stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Fri, 12 Oct 2007
    : 11:34:24 +0200 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will
    : states:
    :
    : : On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    : : <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    : :
    : : : Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
    : : : cloud of snot:
    : : :
    : : : : The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what,
    : : : : which according to Wikipedia is 5'3".
    : : :
    : : : I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the starting
    : : : gate.
    : :
    : : I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not. I said
    : : that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height average.
    :
    : And?
    :
    : This is leading up to what, exactly?
    :
    : Suzieflame has a hideous, hairy tusk growing out one side of her face
    : that's so long it regularly tears holes in her drapery. Har, har, har!
    :
    : There. Even Steven!

    uh, wha???

    : Would you like to come up with some other pointless fantasies in this
    useless thread?

    surely ~all threads in alt dot flame are useless.

    --
    Steve Leyland
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    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    You give superficial a bad name. - Byron Alley
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    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

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    ======================================================================
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    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

    Native American prophecy

    |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
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    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
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  10. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:28:26 +0100, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland"
    <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> got double secret
    probation for writing:

    >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called The
    >2-Belo stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Fri, 12 Oct 2007
    >: 11:34:24 +0200 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will
    >: states:
    >:
    >: : On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >: : <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >: :
    >: : : Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
    >: : : cloud of snot:
    >: : :
    >: : : : The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what,
    >: : : : which according to Wikipedia is 5'3".
    >: : :
    >: : : I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the starting
    >: : : gate.
    >: :
    >: : I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not. I said
    >: : that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height average.
    >:
    >: And?
    >:
    >: This is leading up to what, exactly?
    >:
    >: Suzieflame has a hideous, hairy tusk growing out one side of her face
    >: that's so long it regularly tears holes in her drapery. Har, har, har!
    >:
    >: There. Even Steven!
    >
    >uh, wha???
    >
    >: Would you like to come up with some other pointless fantasies in this
    >useless thread?
    >
    >surely ~all threads in alt dot flame are useless.


    Oh like the flonk is?

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  11. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio
    stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:28:26 +0100, in the land of
    : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland"
    : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> got double secret
    : probation for writing:
    :
    : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    : : The 2-Belo stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    : :
    : : : We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Fri, 12 Oct 2007
    : : : 11:34:24 +0200 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will
    : : : states:
    : : :
    : : : : On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    : : : : <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    : : : :
    : : : : : Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
    : : : : : cloud of snot:
    : : : : :
    : : : : : : The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what,
    : : : : : : which according to Wikipedia is 5'3".
    : : : : :
    : : : : : I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the
    : : : : : starting gate.
    : : : :
    : : : : I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not. I
    : : : : said that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height
    : : : : average.
    : : :
    : : : And?
    : : :
    : : : This is leading up to what, exactly?
    : : :
    : : : Suzieflame has a hideous, hairy tusk growing out one side of her
    : : : face that's so long it regularly tears holes in her drapery. Har,
    : : : har, har!
    : : :
    : : : There. Even Steven!
    : :
    : : uh, wha???
    : :
    : : : Would you like to come up with some other pointless fantasies in
    : : : this useless thread?
    : :
    : : surely ~all threads in alt dot flame are useless.
    :
    : Oh like the flonk is?

    the difference is that teh flonk knows it.

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
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    *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

    Native American prophecy

    |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    (,_..----''' (,..--''


    meow.
     
  12. K. A. Cannon

    K. A. Cannon Guest

    "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> posted
    <feq07a$5hj$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> in alt.flame on Sat, 13
    Oct 2007 09:39:06 +0100:

    >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio
    >stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:28:26 +0100, in the land of
    >: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland"
    >: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> got double secret
    >: probation for writing:
    >:
    >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    >: : The 2-Belo stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >: :
    >: : : We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Fri, 12 Oct 2007
    >: : : 11:34:24 +0200 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will
    >: : : states:
    >: : :
    >: : : : On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >: : : : <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >: : : :
    >: : : : : Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
    >: : : : : cloud of snot:
    >: : : : :
    >: : : : : : The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what,
    >: : : : : : which according to Wikipedia is 5'3".
    >: : : : :
    >: : : : : I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the
    >: : : : : starting gate.
    >: : : :
    >: : : : I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not. I
    >: : : : said that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height
    >: : : : average.
    >: : :
    >: : : And?
    >: : :
    >: : : This is leading up to what, exactly?
    >: : :
    >: : : Suzieflame has a hideous, hairy tusk growing out one side of her
    >: : : face that's so long it regularly tears holes in her drapery. Har,
    >: : : har, har!
    >: : :
    >: : : There. Even Steven!
    >: :
    >: : uh, wha???
    >: :
    >: : : Would you like to come up with some other pointless fantasies in
    >: : : this useless thread?
    >: :
    >: : surely ~all threads in alt dot flame are useless.
    >:
    >: Oh like the flonk is?
    >
    >the difference is that teh flonk knows it.


    Doesn't the flonk work hard for that?

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    (change the orgy to org to reply)

    Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
    It's already tomorrow in Australia.
    -Charles Schultz

    COOSN-266-06-02374
    Hammer of Thor, April 2005
    PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
    #9 People ruining UseNet lits.
    #6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
    #5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
    #15 AUK psychos and felons lits
    #5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
     
  13. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called K. A.
    Cannon stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> posted
    : <feq07a$5hj$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> in alt.flame on Sat, 13
    : Oct 2007 09:39:06 +0100:
    :
    : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    : : Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    : :
    : : : On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:28:26 +0100, in the land of
    : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland"
    : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> got double secret
    : : : probation for writing:
    : : :
    : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
    : : : : called The 2-Belo stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced
    : : : : to usenet:
    : : : :
    : : : : : We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Fri, 12 Oct 2007
    : : : : : 11:34:24 +0200 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The
    : : : : : will states:
    : : : : :
    : : : : : : On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    : : : : : : <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    : : : : : :
    : : : : : : : Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
    : : : : : : : withering cloud of snot:
    : : : : : : :
    : : : : : : : : The Japanese national height average in inches, that's
    : : : : : : : : what, which according to Wikipedia is 5'3".
    : : : : : : :
    : : : : : : : I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the
    : : : : : : : starting gate.
    : : : : : :
    : : : : : : I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not.
    : : : : : : I said that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national
    : : : : : : height average.
    : : : : :
    : : : : : And?
    : : : : :
    : : : : : This is leading up to what, exactly?
    : : : : :
    : : : : : Suzieflame has a hideous, hairy tusk growing out one side of
    : : : : : her face that's so long it regularly tears holes in her
    : : : : : drapery. Har, har, har!
    : : : : :
    : : : : : There. Even Steven!
    : : : :
    : : : : uh, wha???
    : : : :
    : : : : : Would you like to come up with some other pointless fantasies
    : : : : : in this useless thread?
    : : : :
    : : : : surely ~all threads in alt dot flame are useless.
    : : :
    : : : Oh like the flonk is?
    : :
    : : the difference is that teh flonk knows it.
    :
    : Doesn't the flonk work hard for that?

    nah, it is effortless.

    --
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    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    "Distance is irrelevant" - Pythagoras of Borg
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all:
    Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
    muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
    UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

    Native American prophecy

    |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    (,_..----''' (,..--''


    meow.
     
  14. "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    news:ff1meq$qne$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

    > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called K.

    A.
    > Cannon stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid>

    posted
    >: <feq07a$5hj$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> in alt.flame on Sat, 13
    >: Oct 2007 09:39:06 +0100:
    >:
    >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    >: : Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >: :
    >: : : On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:28:26 +0100, in the land of
    >: : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland"
    >: : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> got double secret
    >: : : probation for writing:
    >: : :
    >: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
    >: : : : called The 2-Belo stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced
    >: : : : to usenet:
    >: : : :
    >: : : : : We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Fri, 12 Oct 2007
    >: : : : : 11:34:24 +0200 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The
    >: : : : : will states:
    >: : : : :
    >: : : : : : On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >: : : : : : <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >: : : : : :
    >: : : : : : : Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
    >: : : : : : : withering cloud of snot:
    >: : : : : : :
    >: : : : : : : : The Japanese national height average in inches, that's
    >: : : : : : : : what, which according to Wikipedia is 5'3".
    >: : : : : : :
    >: : : : : : : I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the
    >: : : : : : : starting gate.
    >: : : : : :
    >: : : : : : I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not.
    >: : : : : : I said that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national
    >: : : : : : height average.
    >: : : : :
    >: : : : : And?
    >: : : : :
    >: : : : : This is leading up to what, exactly?
    >: : : : :
    >: : : : : Suzieflame has a hideous, hairy tusk growing out one side of
    >: : : : : her face that's so long it regularly tears holes in her
    >: : : : : drapery. Har, har, har!
    >: : : : :
    >: : : : : There. Even Steven!
    >: : : :
    >: : : : uh, wha???
    >: : : :
    >: : : : : Would you like to come up with some other pointless fantasies
    >: : : : : in this useless thread?
    >: : : :
    >: : : : surely ~all threads in alt dot flame are useless.
    >: : :
    >: : : Oh like the flonk is?
    >: :
    >: : the difference is that teh flonk knows it.
    >:
    >: Doesn't the flonk work hard for that?
    >
    > nah, it is effortless.


    And it shows.


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  15. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:50:45 +0200
    after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

    >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:41:31 +0900, The 2-Belo
    ><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >
    >>We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:34:24 +0200
    >>after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
    >>
    >>>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:41:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
    >>>>
    >>>>>The Japanese national height average in inches, that's what, which
    >>>>>according to Wikipedia is 5'3".
    >>>>
    >>>>I'm not Japanese. Your logic's fucked right out of the starting gate.
    >>>
    >>>I didn't say you were Japanese, because I know you are not. I said
    >>>that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height average.

    >>
    >>And?

    >
    >Could you foam some more, or would that obscure your vision?


    "I said that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height average."

    You still haven't proven this, nor have you explained why it's relevant in a
    text-based medium.

    And likely never will. Every time you come back with this fantasy it further
    cements your reputation as just another worthless gash who makes shit up. Now
    would you mind getting your face tusk out of my way? It's beginning to soil the
    drapery.


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
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    -- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_
     
  16. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:50:45 +0200
    >after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

    [...]
    >>Could you foam some more, or would that obscure your vision?

    >
    >"I said that you are 2 inches below the Japanese national height average."
    >
    >You still haven't proven this,


    "I may be short"
    <lptqg392dvj6blot9r3v1uk4b3ls6v85pm@4ax.com>

    Guess who, stumpy?

    >nor have you explained why it's relevant in a text-based medium.


    "you are ugly as the reverse end of ze horse"
    <lptqg392dvj6blot9r3v1uk4b3ls6v85pm@4ax.com>

    <guffaw>

    --
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    "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
    No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
    <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
     

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