Is anybody feeling the crunch yet?

Sure wish someone woulda told me it's my God given right as an American to buy a house I couldn't afford and go in debt up to my eyeballs..


Guess I could always get addicted to meth, have a couple kids, and get free housing..


Awwwww sh*t.. I aint got a uterus.. oh well..

 

Well you should'a been paying attention.

 

I was... watching, saving and waiting for prices to tumble.. Didn't know the government was gonna hand out money to crooks and deadbeats for being irresponsible and criminal assholes to artificially prop up prices as much as possible.. My bad.

 

If credit is so tight, why have I received three credit offers in the past three days?

I'm with you, wez. No debt and a reasonable bank balance.

 

That's all over and done. Didn't you hear? With the Dems in total control in Washington, we're all getting free homes.

toledoblade.com -- Obama maps rescue for middle-class U.S.

I wonder if we can add, cars, pets, boats, motorcycles, ATV's and pornography, to this list of items guaranteed by the government?

 

Where do I put my name on the list? I'm old, retired, and needy (I "need" everything I see).

 

Well the big Honjas came to me and asked how I can help cut hours here at work. You all know how hard I work but being the honest person I am I piled on more work for myself. Now other employees will be losing their position. It was gonna happen anyway but I feel guilty. Anyway Im gonna be much busier around here so I wont be able to come out and play as much. I know this will break all of your hearts but Ill still be here.