"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:ouadnQw0ScOFgIDanZ2dnUVZ_u7inZ2d@giganews.com... > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:50:08 -0400, Shirley wrote: > > > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > > news:B5idnbfdE5AdhYDanZ2dnUVZ_r3inZ2d@giganews.com... > > > >> On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:49:40 -0400, Shirley wrote: > >> > >>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > >>> news:HrWdnQJgVa5tZIHanZ2dnUVZ_hKdnZ2d@giganews.com... > >>> > >>>> On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:52:14 -0400, Shirley wrote: > >>>> > >>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > >>>>> news:DLednVoGX_rVfobanZ2dnUVZ_trinZ2d@giganews.com... > >>>>> > >>>>>> On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:10:35 -0400, Shirley wrote: > >>>>>> > >>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > >>>>>>> news:hrGdnXLdd5Yw2ITanZ2dnUVZ_qrinZ2d@giganews.com... > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:35:56 -0400, Shirley wrote: > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message > >>>>>>>>> news:MPG.2182af68dfdbc5b5989754@nntp.motzarella.org... > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>> It's tiddlypeeps b-day tomorrow. I will then be a mother to a > >>>>>>>>>> teenager. > >>>>>>>>>> How the hell did that happen? > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> Mimus will come up with some time/space continuim theory in a two > >>>>>>>>> page > >>>>>>>>> summary... > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> My summaries never run two pages. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Unless you're using a dam' big font. > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> My eyes are not what they used to be. > >>>>>> > >>>>>> ...'. ... .. .. ... ...? > >>>>> > >>>>> That's it, I am getting my eyes checked. > >>>> > >>>> ____ __. > >>>> > >>>> <___> > >>> > >>> Thank heaven I don't see dots anymore. > >> > >> I guess that's the bottom line . . . . > > > > <looks down> > > > > Yep, I see it there. > > > > I think I will take one tiny step and see if there is an abyss on the other > > side of that line. > > Cool. Find out who's been snickering down there while yer at it. DON'T DO IT, SHIRLEY, IT'S A TRAP! Smee > > -- > tinmimus99@hotmail.com > > smeeter 11 or maybe 12 > > mp 10 > > mhm 29x13 > > "The math is easy," said Chaos. > > < _Thief of Time_ > > >
<pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:y4CTi.13583$lD6.1750@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net... > > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:ouadnQw0ScOFgIDanZ2dnUVZ_u7inZ2d@giganews.com... >> On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:50:08 -0400, Shirley wrote: >> >> > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message >> > news:B5idnbfdE5AdhYDanZ2dnUVZ_r3inZ2d@giganews.com... >> > >> >> On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:49:40 -0400, Shirley wrote: >> >> >> >>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message >> >>> news:HrWdnQJgVa5tZIHanZ2dnUVZ_hKdnZ2d@giganews.com... >> >>> >> >>>> On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:52:14 -0400, Shirley wrote: >> >>>> >> >>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message >> >>>>> news:DLednVoGX_rVfobanZ2dnUVZ_trinZ2d@giganews.com... >> >>>>> >> >>>>>> On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:10:35 -0400, Shirley wrote: >> >>>>>> >> >>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message >> >>>>>>> news:hrGdnXLdd5Yw2ITanZ2dnUVZ_qrinZ2d@giganews.com... >> >>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>> On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:35:56 -0400, Shirley wrote: >> >>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>> "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message >> >>>>>>>>> news:MPG.2182af68dfdbc5b5989754@nntp.motzarella.org... >> >>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>> It's tiddlypeeps b-day tomorrow. I will then be a mother to a >> >>>>>>>>>> teenager. >> >>>>>>>>>> How the hell did that happen? >> >>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>> Mimus will come up with some time/space continuim theory in a > two >> >>>>>>>>> page >> >>>>>>>>> summary... >> >>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>> My summaries never run two pages. >> >>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>> Unless you're using a dam' big font. >> >>>>>>> >> >>>>>>> My eyes are not what they used to be. >> >>>>>> >> >>>>>> ...'. ... .. .. ... ...? >> >>>>> >> >>>>> That's it, I am getting my eyes checked. >> >>>> >> >>>> ____ __. >> >>>> >> >>>> <___> >> >>> >> >>> Thank heaven I don't see dots anymore. >> >> >> >> I guess that's the bottom line . . . . >> > >> > <looks down> >> > >> > Yep, I see it there. >> > >> > I think I will take one tiny step and see if there is an abyss on the > other >> > side of that line. >> >> Cool. Find out who's been snickering down there while yer at it. > > DON'T DO IT, SHIRLEY, IT'S A TRAP! > > Smee Too late Smee... I have been lowered halfway down the ledge. I can hear glasses clinking, horns being tooted and what sounds like snickering from below me. Will update more when I get closer. Maybe the soon to be late, great Shirley...<somewhere in the bowels of the pit> > >> >> -- >> tinmimus99@hotmail.com >> >> smeeter 11 or maybe 12 >> >> mp 10 >> >> mhm 29x13 >> >> "The math is easy," said Chaos. >> >> < _Thief of Time_ >> >> >> > >
In article <Fo2Si.1709$c9.1111@bignews8.bellsouth.net>, bigd1999 @bellsoutj.net says... > > "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message > news:MPG.2182af68dfdbc5b5989754@nntp.motzarella.org... > > It's tiddlypeeps b-day tomorrow. I will then be a mother to a teenager. > > How the hell did that happen? > > Mimus will come up with some time/space continuim theory in a two page > summary... > > In truth they just grow up too fast don't they? > She was just a baby a minute ago, at least that's what it feels like. > May all her wishes (within reason) come true. > Well, she got a studded belt, a scarf with skulls on it and a few other bits and pieces she wanted including books. I always buy her books for birthdays and xmas. -- . \ /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. @@@ { / \___/ @@.-<.-----__/ / / ) )--./-/' knoxy `.\) ( mhm34x10 .>) \ smeeter #6 / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
In article <ffaj00$ujv$1@aioe.org>, melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie says... > knoxy wrote: > > It's tiddlypeeps b-day tomorrow. I will then be a mother to a teenager. > > How the hell did that happen? > > > No reason to be scared - they're generally less gloppy and sticky and > therefore safer to hug than the younger ones. > They're moodier though. It's amazing how they can sulk for hours. -- . \ /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. @@@ { / \___/ @@.-<.-----__/ / / ) )--./-/' knoxy `.\) ( mhm34x10 .>) \ smeeter #6 / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
In article <hinhh3d10keipj7h4mopg44jiiurjkntce@4ax.com>, jade@netk0o0oks.org says... > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:12:00 +0100, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote: > > >It's tiddlypeeps b-day tomorrow. I will then be a mother to a teenager. > >How the hell did that happen? > > You know you're getting old when you don't even remember > > Want that I should explain what happened? > Um, I do remember how to make the babies, I just don't remember it being that long ago I made her. > > Jade > > -- . \ /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. @@@ { / \___/ @@.-<.-----__/ / / ) )--./-/' knoxy `.\) ( mhm34x10 .>) \ smeeter #6 / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
In article <Xns99CFB1C8EB52D0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0 @comcast.dca.giganews.com>, tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com says... > knoxy wrote: > > > It's tiddlypeeps b-day tomorrow. I will then be a mother to a teenager. > > How the hell did that happen? > > You didn't die before now. > > This makes you an old fart. Welcome. > I'm not an old fart yet, I'm only 33. -- . \ /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. @@@ { / \___/ @@.-<.-----__/ / / ) )--./-/' knoxy `.\) ( mhm34x10 .>) \ smeeter #6 / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
In article <YBDSi.59215$Um6.37276@newssvr12.news.prodigy.net>, pscissons@sbcglobal.net says... > > "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message > news:MPG.2182af68dfdbc5b5989754@nntp.motzarella.org... > > It's tiddlypeeps b-day tomorrow. I will then be a mother to a teenager. > > How the hell did that happen? > > Hippo birdies to Tiddlypeep. > She said thank you. > As to how it happened; it's a conspiracy, that's what it is! > > Just wait till the twins reach that age. > I'll send them to live with tiddlypeep, who will then have reached the age of 23. Yep, that's what I'll do. > Smee > -- . \ /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. @@@ { / \___/ @@.-<.-----__/ / / ) )--./-/' knoxy `.\) ( mhm34x10 .>) \ smeeter #6 / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
In article <YOKdndX1j8J3eYbanZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com>, tinmimus99 @hotmail.com says... > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 07:55:36 +0000, pscissons wrote: > > > "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message > > news:MPG.2182af68dfdbc5b5989754@nntp.motzarella.org... > > > >> It's tiddlypeeps b-day tomorrow. I will then be a mother to a teenager. > >> How the hell did that happen? > > > > Hippo birdies to Tiddlypeep. > > <wakes up> > > Yeah, what she said. > > Can the Peeper type? > Yes, but I have no idea what the hell she's typing when she's doing it. Have you seen how kids today type? You need a friggin' dictionary. > > As to how it happened; it's a conspiracy, that's what it is! > > > > Just wait till the twins reach that age. > > > > Smee > > Eh, the Old Folks'll be nicely broken in by then . . . . > I will just go on doing what I do now. Go out back with a cup of tea, lock the door from the outside, light a cigarette and sit there for a few hours with a book, hoping everyone's still alive when I get back in. -- . \ /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. @@@ { / \___/ @@.-<.-----__/ / / ) )--./-/' knoxy `.\) ( mhm34x10 .>) \ smeeter #6 / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
"knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message news:MPG.218eb0c66530396098975a@nntp.motzarella.org... > In article <YBDSi.59215$Um6.37276@newssvr12.news.prodigy.net>, > pscissons@sbcglobal.net says... > > > > "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message > > news:MPG.2182af68dfdbc5b5989754@nntp.motzarella.org... > > > It's tiddlypeeps b-day tomorrow. I will then be a mother to a teenager. > > > How the hell did that happen? > > > > Hippo birdies to Tiddlypeep. > > > She said thank you. > > > As to how it happened; it's a conspiracy, that's what it is! > > > > Just wait till the twins reach that age. > > > I'll send them to live with tiddlypeep, who will then have reached the > age of 23. Yep, that's what I'll do. There's a good mummy! And smart too! Beats the bunghole theory of child raising. That's where you put the 13 year old in a barrle, nail the lid on and feed them through the bunghole till they're 18. Then you let them out. Smee > > > Smee > > > > -- > > > . \ > /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . > / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` > /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | > @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. > @@@ { / \___/ > @@.-<.-----__/ > / / ) )--./-/' knoxy > `.\) ( mhm34x10 > .>) \ smeeter #6 > / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list > / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 > J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 > __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ > ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
In article <AxeVi.15759$lD6.8371@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, pscissons@sbcglobal.net says... > > "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message > news:MPG.218eb0c66530396098975a@nntp.motzarella.org... > > In article <YBDSi.59215$Um6.37276@newssvr12.news.prodigy.net>, > > pscissons@sbcglobal.net says... > > > > > > "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message > > > news:MPG.2182af68dfdbc5b5989754@nntp.motzarella.org... > > > > It's tiddlypeeps b-day tomorrow. I will then be a mother to a > teenager. > > > > How the hell did that happen? > > > > > > Hippo birdies to Tiddlypeep. > > > > > She said thank you. > > > > > As to how it happened; it's a conspiracy, that's what it is! > > > > > > Just wait till the twins reach that age. > > > > > I'll send them to live with tiddlypeep, who will then have reached the > > age of 23. Yep, that's what I'll do. > > There's a good mummy! And smart too! Beats the bunghole theory of child > raising. That's where you put the 13 year old in a barrle, nail the lid on > and feed them through the bunghole till they're 18. Then you let them out. > > Smee > I think my idea is better. After we've sent them to live with tiddlypeep, we'll move without telling them where. We can send a postcard with our address when they're 20 or so. -- . \ /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. @@@ { / \___/ @@.-<.-----__/ / / ) )--./-/' knoxy `.\) ( mhm34x10 .>) \ smeeter #6 / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
"knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message news:MPG.21912d6ad719828798976c@nntp.motzarella.org... > In article <AxeVi.15759$lD6.8371@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, > pscissons@sbcglobal.net says... >> >> "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message >> news:MPG.218eb0c66530396098975a@nntp.motzarella.org... >> > In article <YBDSi.59215$Um6.37276@newssvr12.news.prodigy.net>, >> > pscissons@sbcglobal.net says... >> > > >> > > "knoxy" <knoxy@post.com> wrote in message >> > > news:MPG.2182af68dfdbc5b5989754@nntp.motzarella.org... >> > > > It's tiddlypeeps b-day tomorrow. I will then be a mother to a >> teenager. >> > > > How the hell did that happen? >> > > >> > > Hippo birdies to Tiddlypeep. >> > > >> > She said thank you. >> > >> > > As to how it happened; it's a conspiracy, that's what it is! >> > > >> > > Just wait till the twins reach that age. >> > > >> > I'll send them to live with tiddlypeep, who will then have reached the >> > age of 23. Yep, that's what I'll do. >> >> There's a good mummy! And smart too! Beats the bunghole theory of child >> raising. That's where you put the 13 year old in a barrle, nail the lid >> on >> and feed them through the bunghole till they're 18. Then you let them >> out. >> >> Smee >> > I think my idea is better. After we've sent them to live with > tiddlypeep, we'll move without telling them where. We can send a > postcard with our address when they're 20 or so. <sigh> They'll just hire a private detective and hunt you down. > > -- > > > . \ > /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . > / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` > /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | > @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. > @@@ { / \___/ > @@.-<.-----__/ > / / ) )--./-/' knoxy > `.\) ( mhm34x10 > .>) \ smeeter #6 > / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list > / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 > J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 > __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ > ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
