I'm going to be a lazy ignorant poster with nothing to do.

I sit in my basement and spend my time trolling for headlines. Here is one that proves the enemies of America have corrupted us from the inside:

Patriotism, religious faith, having children and other priorities that helped define the national character for generations are receding in importance to Americans, a new Wall Street Journal-NORC poll finds.

If I were a steer, a queer, an atheist, an Iranian, a Russian, a Communist, a Marxist, or a Progressive democrat I SHOULD BE ESTATIC at the results of this poll!