I'm a serial killer and I kill vampires!!!

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  1. Carl Dau

    Carl Dau Guest

    I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.

    I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
     
    Carl Dau, Jan 29, 2008
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  2. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:

    > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    >
    > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!

    Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.

    Word.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    "It's a Boo--!"

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    mimus, Jan 29, 2008
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  3. Slipped Moebius

    Slipped Moebius Guest

    On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    >
    > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    >
    > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    >
    > Word.
    >
    Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial killer
    who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?

    --
    Slipped Moebius
    mhm28x9
     
    Slipped Moebius, Jan 29, 2008
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  4. pscissons@sbcglobal.net

    pscissons@sbcglobal.net Guest

    "Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    news:f01d7abb-b63f-4c3c-b23d-f1f88183a7e6@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    > On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    > > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    > >
    > > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    > >
    > > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    > >
    > > Word.
    > >
    > Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial killer
    > who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?

    He's cute, aint he? Can we play with him a while? I promise to clean up the
    mess.

    Smee

    >
    > --
    > Slipped Moebius
    > mhm28x9
     
    pscissons@sbcglobal.net, Jan 30, 2008
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  5. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:53:46 -0800, pscissons wrote:

    > "Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    > news:f01d7abb-b63f-4c3c-b23d-f1f88183a7e6@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >
    >> On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>
    >> > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    >> >
    >> > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    >> > >
    >> > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    >> >
    >> > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    >> >
    >> > Word.
    >>
    >> Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial killer
    >> who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?
    >
    > He's cute, aint he? Can we play with him a while? I promise to clean up
    > the mess.
    >
    > Smee

    That's what everyone always sez.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
    mimus, Jan 30, 2008
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  6. dave hillstrom

    dave hillstrom Guest

    On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:57:38 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:53:46 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >
    >> "Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    >> news:f01d7abb-b63f-4c3c-b23d-f1f88183a7e6@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >>
    >>> On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    >>> >
    >>> > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    >>> > >
    >>> > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    >>> >
    >>> > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    >>> >
    >>> > Word.
    >>>
    >>> Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial killer
    >>> who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?
    >>
    >> He's cute, aint he? Can we play with him a while? I promise to clean up
    >> the mess.
    >>
    >> Smee
    >
    >That's what everyone always sez.

    just look at me.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
    dave hillstrom, Jan 30, 2008
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  7. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:41:45 -0500, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    got double secret probation for writing:

    >On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:57:38 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:53:46 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:f01d7abb-b63f-4c3c-b23d-f1f88183a7e6@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >>>
    >>>> On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    >>>> > >
    >>>> > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    >>>> >
    >>>> > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > Word.
    >>>>
    >>>> Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial killer
    >>>> who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?
    >>>
    >>> He's cute, aint he? Can we play with him a while? I promise to clean up
    >>> the mess.
    >>>
    >>> Smee
    >>
    >>That's what everyone always sez.
    >
    >just look at me.

    Euuuwww, warts.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
    Aratzio, Jan 31, 2008
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  8. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:34:20 -0800, Aratzio wrote:

    > On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:41:45 -0500, in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    > got double secret probation for writing:
    >
    >>On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:57:38 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:53:46 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> "Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:f01d7abb-b63f-4c3c-b23d-f1f88183a7e6@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    >>>>> > >
    >>>>> > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> > Word.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial killer
    >>>>> who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?
    >>>>
    >>>> He's cute, aint he? Can we play with him a while? I promise to clean up
    >>>> the mess.
    >>>>
    >>>> Smee
    >>>
    >>>That's what everyone always sez.
    >>
    >>just look at me.
    >
    > Euuuwww, warts.

    Sshh, he's sensitive about them.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    Where am I, Dove?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
    mimus, Jan 31, 2008
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  9. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:39:37 -0500, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    got double secret probation for writing:

    >On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:34:20 -0800, Aratzio wrote:
    >
    >> On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:41:45 -0500, in the land of
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>
    >>>On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:57:38 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:53:46 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:f01d7abb-b63f-4c3c-b23d-f1f88183a7e6@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    >>>>>> > >
    >>>>>> > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> > Word.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial killer
    >>>>>> who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> He's cute, aint he? Can we play with him a while? I promise to clean up
    >>>>> the mess.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Smee
    >>>>
    >>>>That's what everyone always sez.
    >>>
    >>>just look at me.
    >>
    >> Euuuwww, warts.
    >
    >Sshh, he's sensitive about them.

    Okay, euuuww human papillomavirus infections.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
    Aratzio, Jan 31, 2008
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  10. dave hillstrom

    dave hillstrom Guest

    On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:34:20 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:41:45 -0500, in the land of
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >got double secret probation for writing:
    >
    >>On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:57:38 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:53:46 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> "Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:f01d7abb-b63f-4c3c-b23d-f1f88183a7e6@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    >>>>> > >
    >>>>> > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> > Word.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial killer
    >>>>> who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?
    >>>>
    >>>> He's cute, aint he? Can we play with him a while? I promise to clean up
    >>>> the mess.
    >>>>
    >>>> Smee
    >>>
    >>>That's what everyone always sez.
    >>
    >>just look at me.
    >
    >Euuuwww, warts.

    i have no warts, thank you very much.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
    dave hillstrom, Jan 31, 2008
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  11. psykoexgirlfriend

    psykoexgirlfriend Guest

    dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
    news:uad2q3duofuhrskess5a87g50v9mu1vtaf@4ax.com:

    > On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:57:38 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:53:46 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:f01d7abb-b63f-4c3c-b23d-f1f88183a7e6
    @i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com
    >>> ...
    >>>
    >>>> On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their
    >>>> > > assholes.
    >>>> > >
    >>>> > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    >>>> >
    >>>> > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > Word.
    >>>>
    >>>> Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial
    >>>> killer who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?
    >>>
    >>> He's cute, aint he? Can we play with him a while? I promise to clean
    >>> up the mess.
    >>>
    >>> Smee
    >>
    >>That's what everyone always sez.
    >
    > just look at me.
    >

    nobody on earth has that much hospital grade bleach.

    headkase
     
    psykoexgirlfriend, Jan 31, 2008
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  12. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:48:27 -0500, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    bloviated:

    >On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:34:20 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:41:45 -0500, in the land of
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >>got double secret probation for writing:
    >>
    >>>On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:57:38 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:53:46 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:f01d7abb-b63f-4c3c-b23d-f1f88183a7e6@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    >>>>>> > >
    >>>>>> > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> > Word.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial killer
    >>>>>> who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> He's cute, aint he? Can we play with him a while? I promise to clean up
    >>>>> the mess.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Smee
    >>>>
    >>>>That's what everyone always sez.
    >>>
    >>>just look at me.
    >>
    >>Euuuwww, warts.
    >
    >i have no warts, thank you very much.

    Well, what are those lumpy ugly things?
     
    Aratzio, Jan 31, 2008
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  13. dave hillstrom

    dave hillstrom Guest

    On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:16:31 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:48:27 -0500, in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >bloviated:
    >
    >>On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:34:20 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:41:45 -0500, in the land of
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >>>got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>
    >>>>On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:57:38 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:53:46 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> "Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:f01d7abb-b63f-4c3c-b23d-f1f88183a7e6@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    >>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>> > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    >>>>>>> > >
    >>>>>>> > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    >>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>> > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    >>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>> > Word.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial killer
    >>>>>>> who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> He's cute, aint he? Can we play with him a while? I promise to clean up
    >>>>>> the mess.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Smee
    >>>>>
    >>>>>That's what everyone always sez.
    >>>>
    >>>>just look at me.
    >>>
    >>>Euuuwww, warts.
    >>
    >>i have no warts, thank you very much.
    >
    >Well, what are those lumpy ugly things?

    virginia bioarmor.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
    dave hillstrom, Feb 1, 2008
    #13
  14. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:52:03 -0500, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    got double secret probation for writing:

    >On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:16:31 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:48:27 -0500, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >>bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:34:20 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:41:45 -0500, in the land of
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >>>>got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:57:38 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:53:46 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> "Slipped Moebius" <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:f01d7abb-b63f-4c3c-b23d-f1f88183a7e6@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Jan 29, 1:46 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:31 -0800, Carl Dau wrote:
    >>>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>>> > > I just cut off their heads and shove these heads up their assholes.
    >>>>>>>> > >
    >>>>>>>> > > I'll kill as many vampires as possible. Nobody can stop me!!!
    >>>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>>> > Real serial vampire-killers don't use Google Groups.
    >>>>>>>> >
    >>>>>>>> > Word.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Wait--Are you a serial vampire killer, or are you just a serial killer
    >>>>>>>> who kills vampires on the side, hobby style?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> He's cute, aint he? Can we play with him a while? I promise to clean up
    >>>>>>> the mess.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Smee
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>That's what everyone always sez.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>just look at me.
    >>>>
    >>>>Euuuwww, warts.
    >>>
    >>>i have no warts, thank you very much.
    >>
    >>Well, what are those lumpy ugly things?
    >
    >virginia bioarmor.

    Hillbilly Hickies

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
    Aratzio, Feb 1, 2008
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