If You Had An Erection For More Than Four Hours

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Weaver, Dec 23, 2007.

  1. Tim Weaver

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    What would you do? Go to the doctor like they tell you to do on those
    stupid commercials, just wait for it to go away or play with it until it
    went away? (i mean, if it's just there anyway, why waste it, right?)
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  2. mimus

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    On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:29:02 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:

    > What would you do? Go to the doctor like they tell you to do on those
    > stupid commercials, just wait for it to go away or play with it until it
    > went away? (i mean, if it's just there anyway, why waste it, right?)


    I'd probably be at the ER a couple hours before that.

    And to Hell with the nurses laughing.

    Priapism _hurts_ after awhile, and not in a very nice place at all, no no.

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  3. Wavy G

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    Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:29:02 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >
    >> What would you do? Go to the doctor like they tell you to do on those
    >> stupid commercials, just wait for it to go away or play with it until it
    >> went away? (i mean, if it's just there anyway, why waste it, right?)

    >
    >I'd probably be at the ER a couple hours before that.
    >
    >And to Hell with the nurses laughing.
    >
    >Priapism _hurts_ after awhile, and not in a very nice place at all, no no.


    I'd say play with it until it went away.

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  4. Tim Weaver

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    Wavy G wrote:

    > Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:29:02 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>
    >>> What would you do? Go to the doctor like they tell you to do on those
    >>> stupid commercials, just wait for it to go away or play with it until it
    >>> went away? (i mean, if it's just there anyway, why waste it, right?)

    >>
    >>I'd probably be at the ER a couple hours before that.
    >>
    >>And to Hell with the nurses laughing.
    >>
    >>Priapism _hurts_ after awhile, and not in a very nice place at all, no no.

    >
    > I'd say play with it until it went away.


    But waitaminmit. What if it lasted for a week?
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    Tim Weaver

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
    but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
    what I meant.
     
  5. trippy

    trippy Guest

    In article <Xns9A0F9E87729630Z0thecheeseclub0Z0
    @comcast.dca.giganews.com>, Tim Weaver took the hamburger meat, threw it
    on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

    > Wavy G wrote:
    >
    > > Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
    > >
    > >>On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:29:02 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
    > >>
    > >>> What would you do? Go to the doctor like they tell you to do on those
    > >>> stupid commercials, just wait for it to go away or play with it until it
    > >>> went away? (i mean, if it's just there anyway, why waste it, right?)
    > >>
    > >>I'd probably be at the ER a couple hours before that.
    > >>
    > >>And to Hell with the nurses laughing.
    > >>
    > >>Priapism _hurts_ after awhile, and not in a very nice place at all, no no.

    > >
    > > I'd say play with it until it went away.

    >
    > But waitaminmit. What if it lasted for a week?
    >


    You'll go to the doc way before a week.

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  6. Per

    Per Guest

    Tim Weaver wrote:
    > What would you do? Go to the doctor like they tell you to do on those
    > stupid commercials, just wait for it to go away or play with it until it
    > went away? (i mean, if it's just there anyway, why waste it, right?)


    Viagra, again? Dammit.

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  7. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Per wrote:

    > Tim Weaver wrote:
    >> What would you do? Go to the doctor like they tell you to do on those
    >> stupid commercials, just wait for it to go away or play with it until it
    >> went away? (i mean, if it's just there anyway, why waste it, right?)

    >
    > Viagra, again? Dammit.


    Maybe the other one. Anyway, a four hour woody has got to be a bad thing.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
    but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
    what I meant.
     
  8. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >Per wrote:
    >
    >> Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>> What would you do? Go to the doctor like they tell you to do on those
    >>> stupid commercials, just wait for it to go away or play with it until it
    >>> went away? (i mean, if it's just there anyway, why waste it, right?)

    >>
    >> Viagra, again? Dammit.

    >
    >Maybe the other one. Anyway, a four hour woody has got to be a bad thing.


    I'd try it wonce, but I'd have to see how well I did before trying it
    again.


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    --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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  9. Tim Weaver

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    Wavy G wrote:

    > Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>Per wrote:
    >>
    >>> Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>> What would you do? Go to the doctor like they tell you to do on
    >>>> those stupid commercials, just wait for it to go away or play with it
    >>>> until it went away? (i mean, if it's just there anyway, why waste it,
    >>>> right?)
    >>>
    >>> Viagra, again? Dammit.

    >>
    >>Maybe the other one. Anyway, a four hour woody has got to be a bad
    >>thing.

    >
    > I'd try it wonce, but I'd have to see how well I did before trying it
    > again.


    Well yeah, I believe that's the general idea.
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