If a depression is coming, what would you eat?

I'm a sucker for side pork, sexy..

 

Need to market a new scent: Eau de Porcine.

 

Hahahaha... You may have something there..

 

Honey... you fry me up a pound of bacon and fetch me a beer: I'm putty in your hands.

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Ask any waitress at any given "greasy spoon" as to how many men they meet because they go home smelling of bacon. They'll tell you stories of seduction, they'll tell you stories of passion, and they'll tell you stories of good eating.

 

Hmmmmmm....thinks porky thoughts.

 

Delicious!

 

You people are supposed to be in a depression and your thinking porky thoughts?

Food people we need food!!

 

Pork is food and relatively easy to snare food.

I killed me a boar when I was only three.

 

With the price of pork right now you can practically get a hog for free if you want to butcher it yourself.

A local pork producer just killed off hundreds of young pigs about a week ago because it was cheaper than raising them to market size. They would lose money on the feed and care compared to what they would go for at market.

 

Well... I want a pound of young swine bacon. I bet it's tender as all get out.

 

I tried beef bacon last summer. It was yummy. Extremely lean and a little less salty.

 

Turkey bacon isn't bad, either.

 

I know turkey bacon is healthier, I just don't think it is good as bacon. Of course I hate sushi and would rather eat steak. I know I'm a girl, but I can't eat like a bird. I'm a pig

 

The USDA defines bacon as "the cured belly of a swine carcass"; other cuts and characteristics must be separately qualified (e.g., "smoked pork loin bacon"). "USDA Certified" bacon means that it has been treated for trichinella.

The word is derived from the Old High German bacho, meaning "back", "ham", or "bacon".

 

I love you. Marry me.

Not a big sushi fan, either. I'd rather have a plank of meat before me. I eat like a horse.

 

I've tried to like sushi. It just tastes like weeds and rice to me. I just can't get into it. I tried vegetarianism....and after a month realized I need blood and fat.

 

I tried vegetarianism once, too. It was a nightmare!

I woke up.

Confronted myself in the mirror.

Slapped my jaws.

And called myself "Queer" three times.