I want to be a member of MEOW

Steve Leyland wrote:
> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
> : Thee honorable JUDGE of BuZz 2007 wrote:
> : : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid>
> : : wrote in message news:fhepfg$41o$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
> : : : JeanneDArc~~ stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
> : : : usenet:
> : : :
> : : : : On 8 Nov, 11:01, "Steve Leyland"
> : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
> : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
> : : : : : called JeanneDArc~ stirred from its deep slumber and
> : : : : : pronounced to usenet:
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : On 7 Nov, 01:36, "Steve Leyland":
> : : : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
> : : : : : : : called JeanneDArc~~ stirred from its deep slumber and
> : : : : : : : pronounced to usenet:
> : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
> : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : take teh exam:http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
> : : : : : :
> : : : : : : First you give me the examination requirements hen I will
> : : : : : : take the exam
> : : : : :
> : : : : : see the mhm32x16 in my sig?
> : : : : : that's what you get when you pass teh exam (when jelleibun
> : : : : : eventually gets round to sending 'em out)
> : : : :
> : : : : You dident pass anything as far as I\m conserned. You took it
> : : : : as you take everything. You are not evan a troll. You protect
> : : : : whales.
> : : :
> : : : WTF do whales have to do with trolling, weejan whale murderer?
> : : :
> : : : :
> : : : : : that's a license to audition to join teh meow meow army.
> : : : : : see?
> : : : : :
> : : : : Lier MEOW dont excist anylonger. Its history1 We have to create
> : : : : our own meow!!
> : : :
> : : : =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
> : : :
> : : : ooohh, look I already did.
> : : :
> : : : meow
> : :
> : : Maybe, we should start a SQUAK ARMY?
> : : buzzards squak.
> :
> : Filth!
>
> Woem!

What does Woem want?

 

John "C" wrote:
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4742895d$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>> vinny wrote:
>> > "JeanneDArc~~" <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> > news:1194384159.948154.181650@z9g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>> >> ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >>
>> >> JeanneDArc~
>> >>
>> >
>> > look in the miiror and repeat after me...
>> >
>> > I am a loser.
>> >
>> > do that once a day for a year and your a member for life.
>>
>> Damned sound advice, as usual, Vinny.
>>
>> Keep up the gud work.
>
> "gud"?

Shuttup.

 

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4744f426$0$90431$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
> Aratzio wrote:
> > On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:04:03 -0500, in
> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
> > bloviated:
> >
> >>Phil Kyle wrote:
> >>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >>> news:ctarj3p87utnface5otrc0kfch7dhq0khm@4ax.com:
> >>>
> >>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:14:53 +0000 (UTC), in
> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
> >>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
> >>>>
> >>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >>>>>news:c6moj35o92d1eq61lu37th3mp2dfn8507l@4ax.com:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:21:35 +0000 (UTC), in
> >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
> >>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >>>>>>>news:5sfkj3damm6r98dithmqp012c7pogi8c78@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:28:51 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
> >>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
> >>>>>>>> writing:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>news:8p7dj39gdhmu940ftt7qd6vpamap7olb0f@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:59:07 -0500, in
> >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
> >>>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:26:01 +0000 (UTC), in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
> >>>>>>>>>>>><philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>news:trfbj39g5ecjbvlm04jt28c75c1l3j5tf7@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:33:12 +0000 (UTC), in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:apgaj35tjgm2dfg97ig7001mfipm91gh1g@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:44:43 -0500, Wavy G
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try
to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>relax:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>being called mimus stirred from its deep slumber and
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pronounced to usenet:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:36:37 +0000, Steve Leyland
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away
the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : being called JeanneDArc~~ stirred from its deep
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : slumber and pronounced to usenet:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : : ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : take teh exam:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : BTW the mad hatter referred to is *not* the
current
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : tosspot.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: Who *is* that guy, anyway? that mysterious Poster
of a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: Thousand Killfiles? and who gave *him* a hat?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was he won of your socks, hmmm?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ^^^
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Woah, Steve. Since when did Meowers (rest in peace)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>employ "atr-w" schticks?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Set your font settings in Outlook Express to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"fixed-width," to properly see the reference, HTH.)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since when didnt meowers employ anything they wished,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmm?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I like sheds.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> When you look into the shed, the shed eats you.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>That's weird.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Good training.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Peep.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> No peeping from the dead folk.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Peep.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Is that you Parsnip?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Good job I have a punch bag.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Is AH back?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>No, I was just wondering where he's gone.
> >>>>
> >>>> So you don't have so much a punch bag as a parrot bag.
> >>>
> >>> He's not my punchbag.
> >>
> >>I am a carrot!
> >
> > What are you, some kinda comedian?
>
> Half-way through my stash of tequila, and you ask me this?

Alexa(?)

 

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4744f455$0$90431$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
> Aratzio wrote:
> > On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:05:34 -0500, in
> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
> > bloviated:
> >
> >>Aratzio wrote:
> >>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:21:35 +0000 (UTC), in
> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
> >>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
> >>>
> >>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >>>>news:5sfkj3damm6r98dithmqp012c7pogi8c78@4ax.com:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:28:51 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
> >>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
writing:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >>>>>>news:8p7dj39gdhmu940ftt7qd6vpamap7olb0f@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:59:07 -0500, in
> >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
> >>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:26:01 +0000 (UTC), in
> >>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
> >>>>>>>>><philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>news:trfbj39g5ecjbvlm04jt28c75c1l3j5tf7@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:33:12 +0000 (UTC), in
> >>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
> >>>>>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>news:apgaj35tjgm2dfg97ig7001mfipm91gh1g@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:44:43 -0500, Wavy G
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>relax:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
being
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>called mimus stirred from its deep slumber and
pronounced to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:36:37 +0000, Steve Leyland
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away
the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : being called JeanneDArc~~ stirred from its deep
slumber
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : and pronounced to usenet:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : : ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : take teh exam:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : BTW the mad hatter referred to is *not* the current
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : tosspot.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: Who *is* that guy, anyway? that mysterious Poster of
a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: Thousand Killfiles? and who gave *him* a hat?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was he won of your socks, hmmm?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ^^^
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Woah, Steve. Since when did Meowers (rest in peace)
employ
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"atr-w" schticks?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Set your font settings in Outlook Express to
"fixed-width,"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>to properly see the reference, HTH.)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> since when didnt meowers employ anything they wished,
hmmmm?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>I like sheds.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> When you look into the shed, the shed eats you.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>That's weird.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Good training.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Peep.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> No peeping from the dead folk.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Peep.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Is that you Parsnip?
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Good job I have a punch bag.
> >>>
> >>> Is AH back?
> >>
> >>[1]
> >>
> >>No.
> >
> > Shuddup sock.
>
> You'll not be warned.

I'm so glad!

 

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4744f48e$0$90431$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
> Steve Leyland wrote:
> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
> > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
> >
> > : Thee honorable JUDGE of BuZz 2007 wrote:
> > : : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid>
> > : : wrote in message
news:fhepfg$41o$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
called
> > : : : JeanneDArc~~ stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
> > : : : usenet:
> > : : :
> > : : : : On 8 Nov, 11:01, "Steve Leyland"
> > : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
> > : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
> > : : : : : called JeanneDArc~ stirred from its deep slumber and
> > : : : : : pronounced to usenet:
> > : : : : :
> > : : : : : : On 7 Nov, 01:36, "Steve Leyland":
> > : : : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
> > : : : : :
> > : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
being
> > : : : : : : : called JeanneDArc~~ stirred from its deep slumber and
> > : : : : : : : pronounced to usenet:
> > : : : : : : :
> > : : : : : : : : ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
> > : : : : : : :
> > : : : : : : : take teh exam:http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
> > : : : : : :
> > : : : : : : First you give me the examination requirements hen I
will
> > : : : : : : take the exam
> > : : : : :
> > : : : : : see the mhm32x16 in my sig?
> > : : : : : that's what you get when you pass teh exam (when jelleibun
> > : : : : : eventually gets round to sending 'em out)
> > : : : :
> > : : : : You dident pass anything as far as I\m conserned. You took
it
> > : : : : as you take everything. You are not evan a troll. You
protect
> > : : : : whales.
> > : : :
> > : : : WTF do whales have to do with trolling, weejan whale murderer?
> > : : :
> > : : : :
> > : : : : : that's a license to audition to join teh meow meow army.
> > : : : : : see?
> > : : : : :
> > : : : : Lier MEOW dont excist anylonger. Its history1 We have to
create
> > : : : : our own meow!!
> > : : :
> > : : : =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
> > : : :
> > : : : ooohh, look I already did.
> > : : :
> > : : : meow
> > : :
> > : : Maybe, we should start a SQUAK ARMY?
> > : : buzzards squak.
> > :
> > : Filth!
> >
> > Woem!
>
> What does Woem want?

A wig, so that he can be a wig-woem.

 

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4744f4e0$0$90431$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
> John "C" wrote:
> > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:4742895d$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
> >> vinny wrote:
> >> > "JeanneDArc~~" <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:1194384159.948154.181650@z9g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> >> >> ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> --
> >> >>
> >> >> JeanneDArc~
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > look in the miiror and repeat after me...
> >> >
> >> > I am a loser.
> >> >
> >> > do that once a day for a year and your a member for life.
> >>
> >> Damned sound advice, as usual, Vinny.
> >>
> >> Keep up the gud work.
> >
> > "gud"?
>
> Shuttup.

Yes Maam!

 

in article 20071107091903.4809ac7b@vector, hwf at snuhwolf@netscape.net
wrote on 11/7/07 12:19 PM:

> On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:24:47 -0600
> J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wasted precious bandwith
> with:
>
>> On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 13:45:51 +0900, The 2-Belo
>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky totally sneezed all over
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk with a withering cloud of
>>> snot:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:21:42 -0500, mimus
>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:12:20 -0800, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:52:29 +0900, in alt.usenet.kooks, The
>>> 2-Belo>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio totally sneezed all over
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk with a>>>>withering cloud of
>>> snot:>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 7 Nov 2007 00:31:59 -0000, in
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland"
>>>>>>>> <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
>>> called Aratzio >>>>>>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced
>>> to usenet:>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> : On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:28:08 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>> : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus
>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>>>>>>>: bloviated:
>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>> : : On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:22:39 -0800, JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
>>>>>>>>> : :
>>>>>>>>> : : : ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>>>>>>>> : :
>>>>>>>>> : : Meow is dead.
>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>> : Long live the Meow!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Long live the Woem!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Live Long With Shpxrnq!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Roll the war geese!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mr Veiny piccies for everyone!
>>>>>
>>>>> *flonk*
>>>>
>>>> BOOOMF
>>>
>>> Uff Da!
>>
>> Arrugala
>>
>
> Snuh killed meow
> I am snuh
> therefore I am godly
>
> So mote it be

If it's not a square it must be a circle, right?

 

"James Moening" <j@m.com> wrote in message news:C36A7519.B2D2%j@m.com...
> in article 20071107091903.4809ac7b@vector, ???hw??f at
snuhwolf@netscape.net
> wrote on 11/7/07 12:19 PM:
>
> > On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:24:47 -0600
> > J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wasted precious bandwith
> > with:
> >
> >> On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 13:45:51 +0900, The 2-Belo
> >> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >>
> >>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky totally sneezed all over
> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk with a withering cloud of
> >>> snot:
> >>>
> >>>> On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:21:42 -0500, mimus
> >>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>>wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:12:20 -0800, Aratzio wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:52:29 +0900, in alt.usenet.kooks, The
> >>> 2-Belo>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Aratzio totally sneezed all over
> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk with a>>>>withering cloud of
> >>> snot:>>>>
> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 7 Nov 2007 00:31:59 -0000, in
> >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland"
> >>>>>>>> <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
> >>> called Aratzio >>>>>>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced
> >>> to usenet:>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> : On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:28:08 -0500, in
> >>>>>>>>> : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus
> >>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>>>>>>>: bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>> :
> >>>>>>>>> : : On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:22:39 -0800, JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> : :
> >>>>>>>>> : : : ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
> >>>>>>>>> : :
> >>>>>>>>> : : Meow is dead.
> >>>>>>>>> :
> >>>>>>>>> : Long live the Meow!
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Long live the Woem!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Live Long With Shpxrnq!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Roll the war geese!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Mr Veiny piccies for everyone!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> *flonk*
> >>>>
> >>>> BOOOMF
> >>>
> >>> Uff Da!
> >>
> >> Arrugala
> >>
> >
> > Snuh killed meow
> > I am snuh
> > therefore I am godly
> >
> > So mote it be
>
> If it's not a square it must be a circle, right?
>
All things being equilateral.

 

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:pmq5k39gg4eni9sk0lkg7552bhcnqoiqu9@4ax.com:

> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:04:03 -0500, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>>Phil Kyle wrote:
>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>> news:ctarj3p87utnface5otrc0kfch7dhq0khm@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:14:53 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>news:c6moj35o92d1eq61lu37th3mp2dfn8507l@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:21:35 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>news:5sfkj3damm6r98dithmqp012c7pogi8c78@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:28:51 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>news:8p7dj39gdhmu940ftt7qd6vpamap7olb0f@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:59:07 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
>>>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:26:01 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>>>>>>><philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:trfbj39g5ecjbvlm04jt28c75c1l3j5tf7@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:33:12 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:apgaj35tjgm2dfg97ig7001mfipm91gh1g@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:44:43 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to relax:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>being called mimus stirred from its deep slumber and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:36:37 +0000, Steve Leyland
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : the being called JeanneDArc~~ stirred from its
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : : ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : take teh exam:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : BTW the mad hatter referred to is *not* the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : current tosspot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: Who *is* that guy, anyway? that mysterious Poster of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: a Thousand Killfiles? and who gave *him* a hat?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was he won of your socks, hmmm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ^^^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Woah, Steve. Since when did Meowers (rest in peace)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>employ "atr-w" schticks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Set your font settings in Outlook Express to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"fixed-width," to properly see the reference, HTH.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since when didnt meowers employ anything they wished,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I like sheds.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When you look into the shed, the shed eats you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>That's weird.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Good training.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Peep.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No peeping from the dead folk.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Peep.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is that you Parsnip?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Good job I have a punch bag.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is AH back?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>No, I was just wondering where he's gone.
>>>>
>>>> So you don't have so much a punch bag as a parrot bag.
>>>
>>> He's not my punchbag.
>>
>>I am a carrot!
>
> What are you, some kinda comedian?

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ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
news:474287b8$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:

> Phil Kyle wrote:
>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> news:ctarj3p87utnface5otrc0kfch7dhq0khm@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:14:53 +0000 (UTC), in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>news:c6moj35o92d1eq61lu37th3mp2dfn8507l@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:21:35 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>news:5sfkj3damm6r98dithmqp012c7pogi8c78@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:28:51 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>news:8p7dj39gdhmu940ftt7qd6vpamap7olb0f@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:59:07 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
>>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:26:01 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>>>>>><philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:trfbj39g5ecjbvlm04jt28c75c1l3j5tf7@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:33:12 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:apgaj35tjgm2dfg97ig7001mfipm91gh1g@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:44:43 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>relax:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>being called mimus stirred from its deep slumber and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:36:37 +0000, Steve Leyland
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : the being called JeanneDArc~~ stirred from its deep
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : : ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : take teh exam:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : BTW the mad hatter referred to is *not* the current
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : tosspot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: Who *is* that guy, anyway? that mysterious Poster of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: a Thousand Killfiles? and who gave *him* a hat?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was he won of your socks, hmmm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ^^^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Woah, Steve. Since when did Meowers (rest in peace)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>employ "atr-w" schticks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Set your font settings in Outlook Express to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"fixed-width," to properly see the reference, HTH.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since when didnt meowers employ anything they wished,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I like sheds.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> When you look into the shed, the shed eats you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>That's weird.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Good training.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Peep.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No peeping from the dead folk.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Peep.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is that you Parsnip?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Good job I have a punch bag.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is AH back?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>No, I was just wondering where he's gone.
>>>
>>> So you don't have so much a punch bag as a parrot bag.
>>
>> He's not my punchbag.
>
> I am a carrot!

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ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
news:47428730$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:

> Phil Kyle wrote:
>> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>> news:apgaj35tjgm2dfg97ig7001mfipm91gh1g@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:44:43 -0500, Wavy G
>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>>>>>mimus stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>
>>>>>: On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:36:37 +0000, Steve Leyland wrote:
>>>>>:
>>>>>: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
>>>>>: : called JeanneDArc~~ stirred from its deep slumber and
>>>>>: : pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>: :
>>>>>: : : ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>>>>: :
>>>>>: : take teh exam:
>>>>>: : http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>>>>>: :
>>>>>: : BTW the mad hatter referred to is *not* the current tosspot.
>>>>>:
>>>>>: Who *is* that guy, anyway? that mysterious Poster of a Thousand
>>>>>: Killfiles? and who gave *him* a hat?
>>>>>
>>>>>was he won of your socks, hmmm?
>>>> ^^^
>>>>
>>>>Woah, Steve. Since when did Meowers (rest in peace) employ "atr-w"
>>>>schticks?
>>>>
>>>>(Set your font settings in Outlook Express to "fixed-width," to
>>>>properly see the reference, HTH.)
>>>
>>> since when didnt meowers employ anything they wished, hmmmm?
>>>
>>
>> I like sheds.
>
> I et a shed, once.
>

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On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:07:44 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle wrote:

> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:474287b8$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
>
>> Phil Kyle wrote:
>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>> news:ctarj3p87utnface5otrc0kfch7dhq0khm@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:14:53 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>news:c6moj35o92d1eq61lu37th3mp2dfn8507l@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:21:35 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>news:5sfkj3damm6r98dithmqp012c7pogi8c78@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:28:51 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>news:8p7dj39gdhmu940ftt7qd6vpamap7olb0f@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:59:07 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
>>>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:26:01 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>>>>>>><philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:trfbj39g5ecjbvlm04jt28c75c1l3j5tf7@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:33:12 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:apgaj35tjgm2dfg97ig7001mfipm91gh1g@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:44:43 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>relax:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>being called mimus stirred from its deep slumber and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:36:37 +0000, Steve Leyland
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : the being called JeanneDArc~~ stirred from its deep
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : : ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : take teh exam:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : BTW the mad hatter referred to is *not* the current
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : tosspot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: Who *is* that guy, anyway? that mysterious Poster of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: a Thousand Killfiles? and who gave *him* a hat?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was he won of your socks, hmmm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ^^^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Woah, Steve. Since when did Meowers (rest in peace)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>employ "atr-w" schticks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Set your font settings in Outlook Express to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"fixed-width," to properly see the reference, HTH.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since when didnt meowers employ anything they wished,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I like sheds.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When you look into the shed, the shed eats you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>That's weird.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Good training.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Peep.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No peeping from the dead folk.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Peep.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is that you Parsnip?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Good job I have a punch bag.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is AH back?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>No, I was just wondering where he's gone.
>>>>
>>>> So you don't have so much a punch bag as a parrot bag.
>>>
>>> He's not my punchbag.
>>
>> I am a carrot!
>
> What's orange and can do 140mph?

An orange on speed.

 

Dougal <deucharscores@raydale.often> wrote in
news:4snzcq88v3d0.1a2m78hqk2s1z.dlg@40tude.net:

> On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:07:44 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle wrote:
>
>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:474287b8$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
>>
>>> Phil Kyle wrote:
>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:ctarj3p87utnface5otrc0kfch7dhq0khm@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:14:53 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>news:c6moj35o92d1eq61lu37th3mp2dfn8507l@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:21:35 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>news:5sfkj3damm6r98dithmqp012c7pogi8c78@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:28:51 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>news:8p7dj39gdhmu940ftt7qd6vpamap7olb0f@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:59:07 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
>>>>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:26:01 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>>>>>>>><philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:trfbj39g5ecjbvlm04jt28c75c1l3j5tf7@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:33:12 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Phil Kyle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:apgaj35tjgm2dfg97ig7001mfipm91gh1g@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:44:43 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Steve Leyland...Just lie down and try
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to relax:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>being called mimus stirred from its deep slumber and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:36:37 +0000, Steve Leyland
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : the being called JeanneDArc~~ stirred from its
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : : ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : take teh exam:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : BTW the mad hatter referred to is *not* the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : current tosspot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: Who *is* that guy, anyway? that mysterious Poster
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: of a Thousand Killfiles? and who gave *him* a hat?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was he won of your socks, hmmm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ^^^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Woah, Steve. Since when did Meowers (rest in peace)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>employ "atr-w" schticks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Set your font settings in Outlook Express to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"fixed-width," to properly see the reference, HTH.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since when didnt meowers employ anything they wished,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmm?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I like sheds.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When you look into the shed, the shed eats you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>That's weird.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Good training.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Peep.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No peeping from the dead folk.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Peep.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is that you Parsnip?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Good job I have a punch bag.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is AH back?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No, I was just wondering where he's gone.
>>>>>
>>>>> So you don't have so much a punch bag as a parrot bag.
>>>>
>>>> He's not my punchbag.
>>>
>>> I am a carrot!
>>
>> What's orange and can do 140mph?
>
> An orange on speed.
>

An E-type carrot. That was actually in a joke book. Probably one written
by Pedt.
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ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>John "C" wrote:
>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:4742895d$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>> vinny wrote:
>>> > "JeanneDArc~~" <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> > news:1194384159.948154.181650@z9g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>> >> ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> --
>>> >>
>>> >> JeanneDArc~
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> > look in the miiror and repeat after me...
>>> >
>>> > I am a loser.
>>> >
>>> > do that once a day for a year and your a member for life.
>>>
>>> Damned sound advice, as usual, Vinny.
>>>
>>> Keep up the gud work.
>>
>> "gud"?
>
>Shuttup.
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Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in
news:231120072250535351%erfc@caballista.org:

> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>John "C" wrote:
>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:4742895d$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>> vinny wrote:
>>>> > "JeanneDArc~~" <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> > news:1194384159.948154.181650@z9g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>>> >> ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>>> >>
>>>> >>
>>>> >> --
>>>> >>
>>>> >> JeanneDArc~
>>>> >>
>>>> >
>>>> > look in the miiror and repeat after me...
>>>> >
>>>> > I am a loser.
>>>> >
>>>> > do that once a day for a year and your a member for life.
>>>>
>>>> Damned sound advice, as usual, Vinny.
>>>>
>>>> Keep up the gud work.
>>>
>>> "gud"?
>>
>>Shuttup.
> Shuttup.
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On 24 Nov, 02:47, Phil Kyle <philkyle2...@hotmail.com> cross-posted a
most attractive but largely unintelligable quotation cascade that
included:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : BTW the mad hatter referred to is *not* the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: : current tosspot.

The phrase 'BTW the mad hatter referred to is *not* the current
tosspot' is now in a .sig file near you, folks. I have no idea who
the original target was, but it will be of considerable use while
discussing recent governments.

x-posting trimmed except the obvious.

 

Phil Kyle <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in
>news:231120072250535351%erfc@caballista.org:
>
>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>John "C" wrote:
>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4742895d$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>> vinny wrote:
>>>>> > "JeanneDArc~~" <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> > news:1194384159.948154.181650@z9g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> >> ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> --
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> JeanneDArc~
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >
>>>>> > look in the miiror and repeat after me...
>>>>> >
>>>>> > I am a loser.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > do that once a day for a year and your a member for life.
>>>>>
>>>>> Damned sound advice, as usual, Vinny.
>>>>>
>>>>> Keep up the gud work.
>>>>
>>>> "gud"?
>>>
>>>Shuttup.
>> Shuttup.
>Shuttup.
Shuttup.

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"Phil Kyle" <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:fi8gam$c8q$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in
> news:231120072250535351%erfc@caballista.org:
>
>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>John "C" wrote:
>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4742895d$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>> vinny wrote:
>>>>> > "JeanneDArc~~" <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> > news:1194384159.948154.181650@z9g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> >> ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> --
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> JeanneDArc~
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >
>>>>> > look in the miiror and repeat after me...
>>>>> >
>>>>> > I am a loser.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > do that once a day for a year and your a member for life.
>>>>>
>>>>> Damned sound advice, as usual, Vinny.
>>>>>
>>>>> Keep up the gud work.
>>>>
>>>> "gud"?
>>>
>>>Shuttup.
>> Shuttup.
> Shuttup.
> --
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Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in
news:241120071106323822%erfc@caballista.org:

> Phil Kyle <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in
>>news:231120072250535351%erfc@caballista.org:
>>
>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>John "C" wrote:
>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:4742895d$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>>> vinny wrote:
>>>>>> > "JeanneDArc~~" <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> > news:1194384159.948154.181650@z9g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>> >> ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> --
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> JeanneDArc~
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > look in the miiror and repeat after me...
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > I am a loser.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > do that once a day for a year and your a member for life.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Damned sound advice, as usual, Vinny.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Keep up the gud work.
>>>>>
>>>>> "gud"?
>>>>
>>>>Shuttup.
>>> Shuttup.
>>Shuttup.
> Shuttup.
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"vinny" <friggenbozo@gawab.com> wrote in
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>
> "Phil Kyle" <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:fi8gam$c8q$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in
>> news:231120072250535351%erfc@caballista.org:
>>
>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>John "C" wrote:
>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:4742895d$0$90412$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>>> vinny wrote:
>>>>>> > "JeanneDArc~~" <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> > news:1194384159.948154.181650@z9g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>> >> ...seriously...how is it possible to join in?
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> --
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> JeanneDArc~
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > look in the miiror and repeat after me...
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > I am a loser.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > do that once a day for a year and your a member for life.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Damned sound advice, as usual, Vinny.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Keep up the gud work.
>>>>>
>>>>> "gud"?
>>>>
>>>>Shuttup.
>>> Shuttup.
>> Shuttup.
>> --
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