FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. *SNIFF* -- "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights." --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: > FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO WHATEVER > ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND MADE US > "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND IF I EVER > THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS CELEBRITY OBIT > UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO I WILL REMEMBER TO > SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. *SNIFF* you don't have to shout about it
Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: > >> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO WHATEVER >> ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND MADE US >> "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND IF I EVER >> THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS CELEBRITY OBIT >> UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO I WILL REMEMBER TO >> SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. *SNIFF* > >you don't have to shout about it Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. -- "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights." --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: > Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: > >>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >> >>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND >>> MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND IF >>> I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS >>> CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO I >>> WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. >>> *SNIFF* >> >>you don't have to shout about it > > Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks.
On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: >Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: > >> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >>> >>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND >>>> MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND IF >>>> I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS >>>> CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO I >>>> WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. >>>> *SNIFF* >>> >>>you don't have to shout about it >> >> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. > >You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying to wrap itself around the mere concept. --- "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile." alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
RIP -- BMW & Ferrari forever!!! "Agent Smith" <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in message news:Xns9A2E31C66369agentsmithtwoblockso@207.115.17.102... > Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in > news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: > >> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO WHATEVER >> ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND MADE US >> "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND IF I EVER >> THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS CELEBRITY OBIT >> UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO I WILL REMEMBER TO >> SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. *SNIFF* > > you don't have to shout about it
J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote in news:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: > On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith > <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: > >>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: >> >>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >>> >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >>>> >>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND >>>>> MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND >>>>> IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS >>>>> CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO >>>>> I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. >>>>> *SNIFF* >>>> >>>>you don't have to shout about it >>> >>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. >> >>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. > > There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying to > wrap itself around the mere concept. The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the Ultimate Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are a new concept in colmology, structures larger than the entire universe, that float around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause new big bangs when they collide? If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe even causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical cosmological time scales, it might take billions of years to the explosion to travel a meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime of the human species, it might not travel from one side of a small galaxy to another.
Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote in >news:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: > >> On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith >> <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: >> >>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: >>> >>>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >>>> >>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >>>>> >>>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >>>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND >>>>>> MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND >>>>>> IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS >>>>>> CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO >>>>>> I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. >>>>>> *SNIFF* >>>>> >>>>>you don't have to shout about it >>>> >>>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. >>> >>>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. >> >> There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying to >> wrap itself around the mere concept. > >The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the Ultimate >Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are a new concept >in colmology, structures larger than the entire universe, that float >around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause new big bangs when they >collide? Yeah, sure. So, basically what you're saying is, when you did your Google search for "UPA," you chose the *first* result as your answer, without looking for any further results that might be a little more appropriate to the situation being discussed. >If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe even >causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical cosmological time >scales, it might take billions of years to the explosion to travel a >meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime of the human species, it >might not travel from one side of a small galaxy to another. Don't hurt the palm of your hand whacking it with your forehead. -- "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights." --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
On Jan 23, 8:28 am, Agent Smith <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your- left.com> wrote: > J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote innews:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: > > > > > On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith > > <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: > > >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in > >>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: > > >>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: > > >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in > >>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: > > >>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO > >>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND > >>>>> MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND > >>>>> IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS > >>>>> CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO > >>>>> I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. > >>>>> *SNIFF* > > >>>>you don't have to shout about it > > >>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. > > >>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. > > > There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying to > > wrap itself around the mere concept. > > The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the Ultimate > Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are a new concept > in colmology, structures larger than the entire universe, that float > around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause new big bangs when they > collide? > > If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe even > causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical cosmological time > scales, it might take billions of years to the explosion to travel a > meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime of the human species, it > might not travel from one side of a small galaxy to another. There is no room for cheekiness on usenet, sir. -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9
On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:59:32 -0800 (PST), in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> bloviated: >On Jan 23, 8:28 am, Agent Smith <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your- >left.com> wrote: >> J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote innews:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: >> >> >> >> > On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith >> > <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: >> >> >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >> >>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: >> >> >>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >> >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >> >>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >> >> >>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >> >>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND >> >>>>> MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND >> >>>>> IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS >> >>>>> CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO >> >>>>> I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. >> >>>>> *SNIFF* >> >> >>>>you don't have to shout about it >> >> >>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. >> >> >>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. >> >> > There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying to >> > wrap itself around the mere concept. >> >> The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the Ultimate >> Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are a new concept >> in colmology, structures larger than the entire universe, that float >> around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause new big bangs when they >> collide? >> >> If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe even >> causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical cosmological time >> scales, it might take billions of years to the explosion to travel a >> meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime of the human species, it >> might not travel from one side of a small galaxy to another. > >There is no room for cheekiness on usenet, sir. Which cheek?
Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in news:631fp35ro6jujrikrn8qg15tuqn1nvr1hr@4ax.com: > Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: > >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote in >>news:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: >> >>> On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith >>> <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: >>> >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: >>>> >>>>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >>>>> >>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >>>>>> >>>>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >>>>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, >>>>>>> AND MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS >>>>>>> EARTH, AND IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE >>>>>>> CLASSIC ALL-CAPS CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT >>>>>>> DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY >>>>>>> ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. *SNIFF* >>>>>> >>>>>>you don't have to shout about it >>>>> >>>>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. >>>> >>>>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. >>> >>> There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying >>> to wrap itself around the mere concept. >> >>The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the Ultimate >>Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are a new >>concept in colmology, structures larger than the entire universe, that >>float around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause new big bangs >>when they collide? > > Yeah, sure. So, basically what you're saying is, when you did your > Google search for "UPA," you chose the *first* result as your answer, > without looking for any further results that might be a little more > appropriate to the situation being discussed. > >>If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe even >>causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical cosmological >>time scales, it might take billions of years to the explosion to >>travel a meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime of the human >>species, it might not travel from one side of a small galaxy to >>another. > > Don't hurt the palm of your hand whacking it with your forehead. Who put the bug into your ear?
Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in news:c4b54a07-67da-4708-a27a-9f2198b0abf5@e4g2000hsg.googlegroups.com: > On Jan 23, 8:28 am, Agent Smith <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your- > left.com> wrote: >> J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote >> innews:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: >> >> >> >> > On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith >> > <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: >> >> >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >> >>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: >> >> >>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >> >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >> >>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >> >> >>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >> >>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, >> >>>>> AND MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS >> >>>>> EARTH, AND IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE >> >>>>> CLASSIC ALL-CAPS CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT >> >>>>> DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY >> >>>>> ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. *SNIFF* >> >> >>>>you don't have to shout about it >> >> >>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. >> >> >>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. >> >> > There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying >> > to wrap itself around the mere concept. >> >> The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the Ultimate >> Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are a new >> concept in colmology, structures larger than the entire universe, >> that float around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause new big >> bangs when they collide? >> >> If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe even >> causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical cosmological >> time scales, it might take billions of years for the explosion to >> travel a meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime of the human >> species, it might not travel from one side of a small galaxy to >> another. > > There is no room for cheekiness on usenet, sir. Cheeks don't interest me, as I greatly prefer brains.
On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:49:06 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:59:32 -0800 (PST), in >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Slipped Moebius ><erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> bloviated: > >>On Jan 23, 8:28 am, Agent Smith <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your- >>left.com> wrote: >>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote innews:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: >>> >>> >>> >>> > On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith >>> > <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: >>> >>> >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >>> >>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: >>> >>> >>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >>> >>> >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >>> >>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >>> >>> >>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >>> >>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND >>> >>>>> MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND >>> >>>>> IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS >>> >>>>> CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO >>> >>>>> I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. >>> >>>>> *SNIFF* >>> >>> >>>>you don't have to shout about it >>> >>> >>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. >>> >>> >>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. >>> >>> > There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying to >>> > wrap itself around the mere concept. >>> >>> The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the Ultimate >>> Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are a new concept >>> in colmology, structures larger than the entire universe, that float >>> around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause new big bangs when they >>> collide? >>> >>> If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe even >>> causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical cosmological time >>> scales, it might take billions of years to the explosion to travel a >>> meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime of the human species, it >>> might not travel from one side of a small galaxy to another. >> >>There is no room for cheekiness on usenet, sir. > >Which cheek? whichever what hurts im more. ahem. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:23:39 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote: >Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: > >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote in >>news:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: >> >>> On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith >>> <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: >>> >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: >>>> >>>>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >>>>> >>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >>>>>> >>>>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >>>>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND >>>>>>> MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND >>>>>>> IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS >>>>>>> CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO >>>>>>> I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. >>>>>>> *SNIFF* >>>>>> >>>>>>you don't have to shout about it >>>>> >>>>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. >>>> >>>>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. >>> >>> There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying to >>> wrap itself around the mere concept. >> >>The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the Ultimate >>Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are a new concept >>in colmology, structures larger than the entire universe, that float >>around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause new big bangs when they >>collide? > >Yeah, sure. So, basically what you're saying is, when you did your >Google search for "UPA," you chose the *first* result as your answer, >without looking for any further results that might be a little more >appropriate to the situation being discussed. > >>If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe even >>causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical cosmological time >>scales, it might take billions of years to the explosion to travel a >>meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime of the human species, it >>might not travel from one side of a small galaxy to another. > >Don't hurt the palm of your hand whacking it with your forehead. tag! youre it!!! <giggle> -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Re: *****HEATH LEDGER STILL DEAD****** On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:12:09 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:23:39 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> >wrote: > >>Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote in >>>news:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: >>> >>>> On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith >>>> <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: >>>> >>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: >>>>> >>>>>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >>>>>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND >>>>>>>> MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND >>>>>>>> IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS >>>>>>>> CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO >>>>>>>> I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. >>>>>>>> *SNIFF* >>>>>>> >>>>>>>you don't have to shout about it >>>>>> >>>>>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. >>>>> >>>>>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. >>>> >>>> There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying to >>>> wrap itself around the mere concept. >>> >>>The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the Ultimate >>>Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are a new concept >>>in colmology, structures larger than the entire universe, that float >>>around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause new big bangs when they >>>collide? >> >>Yeah, sure. So, basically what you're saying is, when you did your >>Google search for "UPA," you chose the *first* result as your answer, >>without looking for any further results that might be a little more >>appropriate to the situation being discussed. >> >>>If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe even >>>causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical cosmological time >>>scales, it might take billions of years to the explosion to travel a >>>meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime of the human species, it >>>might not travel from one side of a small galaxy to another. >> >>Don't hurt the palm of your hand whacking it with your forehead. > >tag! youre it!!! <giggle> Is that permitted by "the" UPA? <snort> --- "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile." alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
Re: *****HEATH LEDGER STILL DEAD****** Don't fight it, J. Raoul Xemblinosky...Just lie down and try to relax: >On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:12:09 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >wrote: > >>On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:23:39 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> >>wrote: >> >>>Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >>> >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote in >>>>news:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith >>>>> <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >>>>>>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, AND >>>>>>>>> MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, AND >>>>>>>>> IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS >>>>>>>>> CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO >>>>>>>>> I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. >>>>>>>>> *SNIFF* >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>you don't have to shout about it >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. >>>>>> >>>>>>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. >>>>> >>>>> There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying to >>>>> wrap itself around the mere concept. >>>> >>>>The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the Ultimate >>>>Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are a new concept >>>>in colmology, structures larger than the entire universe, that float >>>>around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause new big bangs when they >>>>collide? >>> >>>Yeah, sure. So, basically what you're saying is, when you did your >>>Google search for "UPA," you chose the *first* result as your answer, >>>without looking for any further results that might be a little more >>>appropriate to the situation being discussed. >>> >>>>If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe even >>>>causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical cosmological time >>>>scales, it might take billions of years to the explosion to travel a >>>>meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime of the human species, it >>>>might not travel from one side of a small galaxy to another. >>> >>>Don't hurt the palm of your hand whacking it with your forehead. >> >>tag! youre it!!! <giggle> > >Is that permitted by "the" UPA? <snort> From "The Official 'UPA' Guidelines and Standards Guide, Vol. 3": All players must be male; between the ages 18 and 25; and must be "professional students" or college dropouts. Lesbians are also permitted. Players must partake in the toking of the "official game doobie" before play. Any player caught not participating in said toking will be disqualified. Hair must be worn in dreadlocks no shorter than three (3) inches, or in certain circumstances, in the style of the "jewfro." Rasta hats may be worn, but are not required. All players must use the term "dude" as much as possible, and for any purpose necessary, including (but not limited to): addressing other players; pointing out a bad call; making note of a good play from a teammate; calling attention to the scorekeeper to denote the proper score; etc. Uniforms must consist of dirty tee-shirts (preferably tie-dyed; however, tee-shirts featuring logos of popular "jam bands" are acceptable in most instances), and baggy "fat pants" or cargo shorts. Clothes must have been worn for at least three (3) days straight, prior to game time. Sandals are required. Players must laugh at things that are not funny, ad infinitum. Players are also required to make a concerted effort to frequently reference popular comedy films starring Adam Sandler. All players are prohibited from drinking alcoholic beverages, unless the beverage is a can from a thirty pack of "Keystone" or "Wiedemann's" beer, or a bottle of "Old Grand Dad" whiskey purchased from a local convenience store. After gameplay, all players are required to lie on the grass, stare at the sky, and talk about how brilliant a filmmaker Stanley Kubrick was. Any player caught not participating will forfeit the next game. All players' girlfriends must be expert "hoola-hoopers." Girls must stand on the sidelines and hoola-hoop, whilst twirling their arms in the air and smiling vapidly. When not dancing, girls are required to discuss trendy "hot topics," such as starvation and war. Immediately following gameplay, winners are required to estend their tongues and display the "shocker" hand gesture to any onlookers. Losers are required to walk away in disgust and display the "middle finger" and say something incendiary if necessary. -- "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights." --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Re: *****HEATH LEDGER STILL DEAD****** Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in news:p0igp3tii05bqavr1lcfn4d0j0tr8ab5v1@4ax.com: > Don't fight it, J. Raoul Xemblinosky...Just lie down and try to relax: > >>On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:12:09 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>wrote: >> >>>On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:23:39 -0500, Wavy G >>><godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>>>Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >>>> >>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote in >>>>>news:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: >>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith >>>>>> <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>>>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >>>>>>>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR >>>>>>>>>> HEARTS, AND MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON >>>>>>>>>> THIS EARTH, AND IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF >>>>>>>>>> THOSE CLASSIC ALL-CAPS CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL >>>>>>>>>> WRITE IT DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT >>>>>>>>>> WITH YOU, MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. *SNIFF* >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>you don't have to shout about it >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. >>>>>> >>>>>> There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded >>>>>> trying to wrap itself around the mere concept. >>>>> >>>>>The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the >>>>>Ultimate Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are >>>>>a new concept in colmology, structures larger than the entire >>>>>universe, that float around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause >>>>>new big bangs when they collide? >>>> >>>>Yeah, sure. So, basically what you're saying is, when you did your >>>>Google search for "UPA," you chose the *first* result as your >>>>answer, without looking for any further results that might be a >>>>little more appropriate to the situation being discussed. >>>> >>>>>If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe >>>>>even causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical >>>>>cosmological time scales, it might take billions of years to the >>>>>explosion to travel a meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime >>>>>of the human species, it might not travel from one side of a small >>>>>galaxy to another. >>>> >>>>Don't hurt the palm of your hand whacking it with your forehead. >>> >>>tag! youre it!!! <giggle> >> >>Is that permitted by "the" UPA? <snort> > > From "The Official 'UPA' Guidelines and Standards Guide, Vol. 3": > > All players must be male; between the ages 18 and 25; and must be > "professional students" or college dropouts. Lesbians are also > permitted. > > Players must partake in the toking of the "official game doobie" > before play. Any player caught not participating in said toking will > be disqualified. > > Hair must be worn in dreadlocks no shorter than three (3) inches, or > in certain circumstances, in the style of the "jewfro." Rasta hats > may be worn, but are not required. > > All players must use the term "dude" as much as possible, and for any > purpose necessary, including (but not limited to): addressing other > players; pointing out a bad call; making note of a good play from a > teammate; calling attention to the scorekeeper to denote the proper > score; etc. > > Uniforms must consist of dirty tee-shirts (preferably tie-dyed; > however, tee-shirts featuring logos of popular "jam bands" are > acceptable in most instances), and baggy "fat pants" or cargo shorts. > Clothes must have been worn for at least three (3) days straight, > prior to game time. Sandals are required. > > Players must laugh at things that are not funny, ad infinitum. > Players are also required to make a concerted effort to frequently > reference popular comedy films starring Adam Sandler. > > All players are prohibited from drinking alcoholic beverages, unless > the beverage is a can from a thirty pack of "Keystone" or > "Wiedemann's" beer, or a bottle of "Old Grand Dad" whiskey purchased > from a local convenience store. > > After gameplay, all players are required to lie on the grass, stare at > the sky, and talk about how brilliant a filmmaker Stanley Kubrick was. > Any player caught not participating will forfeit the next game. > > All players' girlfriends must be expert "hoola-hoopers." Girls must > stand on the sidelines and hoola-hoop, whilst twirling their arms in > the air and smiling vapidly. When not dancing, girls are required to > discuss trendy "hot topics," such as starvation and war. > > Immediately following gameplay, winners are required to estend their > tongues and display the "shocker" hand gesture to any onlookers. > Losers are required to walk away in disgust and display the "middle > finger" and say something incendiary if necessary. The first half of this is hilariously funny, but the writer should have stopped with "Sandals are required." Also note that paragraph 2 is incorrect, and should read "Players must partake in the toking of the official game doobie' before, during and especially after play." Tanks of notrous oxide are optional, and possibly only necessary for players over forty. Please revise your copy of the rules, accordingly.
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in news:ei6fp3l1h6h8g0oifk5eoa2h84shuo8bd7@4ax.com: > On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:59:32 -0800 (PST), in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Slipped Moebius > <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> bloviated: > >>On Jan 23, 8:28 am, Agent Smith <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your- >>left.com> wrote: >>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote >>> innews:u6lep3d79pki5g67t3g1jgrqe22ok509cb@4ax.com: >>> >>> >>> >>> > On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:52:49 GMT, Agent Smith >>> > <agent-sm...@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote: >>> >>> >>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >>> >>news:qljdp3h28jcvo2fvmu92gqa64bsetia3m9@4ax.com: >>> >>> >>> Don't fight it, Agent Smith...Just lie down and try to relax: >>> >>> >>>>Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >>> >>>>news:dpidp3hetg31alt8k1qasfpa95oscnl11h@4ax.com: >>> >>> >>>>> FROM HIS OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE IN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN," TO >>> >>>>> WHATEVER ELSE IT IS THAT HE DID, HE HAS CAPTIVATED OUR HEARTS, >>> >>>>> AND MADE US "SWOON," DURING HIS FAR-TOO-SHORT TIME ON THIS >>> >>>>> EARTH, AND IF I EVER THINK OF A FUNNY PUN TO DO WON OF THOSE >>> >>>>> CLASSIC ALL-CAPS CELEBRITY OBIT UPA PIECES, I SHALL WRITE IT >>> >>>>> DOWN IN MY "LEDGER" SO I WILL REMEMBER TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, >>> >>>>> MY ADORING USENET AUDIENCE. *SNIFF* >>> >>> >>>>you don't have to shout about it >>> >>> >>> Actually, according to UPA policy, I do. >>> >>> >>You're confusing the UPA with feminists and blacks. >>> >>> > There is no such thing as "the" UPA. My brane just exploded trying >>> > to wrap itself around the mere concept. >>> >>> The governing body of ultimate frisbee players is called the >>> Ultimate Players Association. And do you realize that "branes" are >>> a new concept in colmology, structures larger than the entire >>> universe, that float around in higher dimensional sopace, and cause >>> new big bangs when they collide? >>> >>> If a brane were to explode, it would be a really big deal, maybe >>> even causing the end of the universe, But then, at typical >>> cosmological time scales, it might take billions of years to the >>> explosion to travel a meaningful distance. In the entire lifetime >>> of the human species, it might not travel from one side of a small >>> galaxy to another. >> >>There is no room for cheekiness on usenet, sir. > > Which cheek? the one not turned
