I Knew It!

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by mimus, Oct 31, 2007.

  1. mimus

    mimus Guest

    Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    candy bar.

    This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.

    At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.

    (They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  2. On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:05:24 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    >up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    >candy bar.
    >
    >This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.
    >
    >At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >
    >(They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)


    you ~do~ know that those contain animal fat, right?

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  3. mimus is no match for wavy g:

    >Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    >up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    >candy bar.
    >
    >This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.


    it was the wrong day, dummy. halloween is tomorrow. let me repeat
    that: halloween is TOMORROW. u will get "egged" and "saoped" 4 shure!
    by some candy tomorrow, and but qwuick!!! u r in touble!!!11

    >
    >At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >
    >(They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)
     
  4. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    news:uvGdnZZlDNGSYrranZ2dnUVZ_sfinZ2d@giganews.com...
    > Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    > up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    > candy bar.
    >
    > This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.
    >
    > At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >
    > (They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)


    I buy three big bags of mixed candies and four bags of assorted candy bars
    and still end up shuttung the light off because we run out of candy. I luv
    dressing up and scaring the wee little tricksters..

    Does that make me evul?

    >
    > --
    > tinmimus99@hotmail.com
    >
    > smeeter 11 or maybe 12
    >
    > mp 10
    >
    > mhm 29x13
    >
    > You want a job and a lizard to ride?
    >
    > < _The Einstein Intersection_
    >
     
  5. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    news:lhagi3129ch1q77mo7krucmtsef6ormb4t@4ax.com...
    > On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:05:24 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    >>up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    >>candy bar.
    >>
    >>This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.
    >>
    >>At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >>
    >>(They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)

    >
    > you ~do~ know that those contain animal fat, right?


    After dinner last night...so do I.

    >
    > --
    > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
    >
    > this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    > but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.
    >
    > and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    > farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    > more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    > on this plane.
     
  6. Dr Entropy

    Dr Entropy Guest

    On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:11:57 -0400, Shirley blather'd thus:

    > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:uvGdnZZlDNGSYrranZ2dnUVZ_sfinZ2d@giganews.com...
    >> Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1)
    >> came up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his
    >> own candy bar.
    >>
    >> This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed
    >> up.
    >>
    >> At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >>
    >> (They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)

    >
    > I buy three big bags of mixed candies and four bags of assorted candy
    > bars and still end up shuttung the light off because we run out of
    > candy. I luv dressing up and scaring the wee little tricksters..
    >
    > Does that make me evul?


    Surely.

    I scatter 'em like pigeons here.

    ....then eat their candy.

    --
    Dr E--
    mhm 17x1
    SGM #3
    smeeter #13
    FWAC:"Old No.-7"
    Surgeon General-Relativity
    Commodore/Upper-Half/1st Virginia Volunteers/CEsium Brigade
    NF & TCIB. ATFFFIQ
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "The flames kindled on the fourth of July, seventeen hundred and
    seventy six, have spread over too much of the globe to be extinguished
    by the feeble engines of despotism." -- Thomas Jefferson
     
  7. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:14:15 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
    <numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:

    >mimus is no match for wavy g:
    >
    >>Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    >>up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    >>candy bar.
    >>
    >>This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.

    >
    >it was the wrong day, dummy. halloween is tomorrow. let me repeat
    >that: halloween is TOMORROW. u will get "egged" and "saoped" 4 shure!
    >by some candy tomorrow, and but qwuick!!! u r in touble!!!11
    >


    He got the day wrong and he ate all teh giant Reeses already? What a
    FLONKER! lol

    Jade
     
  8. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:05:24 -0500, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    bloviated:

    >Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    >up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    >candy bar.
    >
    >This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.
    >
    >At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >
    >(They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)


    You do know Halloween is the 31st?
     
  9. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "Dr Entropy" <entropy@meow.org> wrote in message
    news:29_Vi.9913$%r.178@trnddc01...
    > On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:11:57 -0400, Shirley blather'd thus:
    >
    >> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:uvGdnZZlDNGSYrranZ2dnUVZ_sfinZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>> Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1)
    >>> came up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his
    >>> own candy bar.
    >>>
    >>> This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed
    >>> up.
    >>>
    >>> At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >>>
    >>> (They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)

    >>
    >> I buy three big bags of mixed candies and four bags of assorted candy
    >> bars and still end up shuttung the light off because we run out of
    >> candy. I luv dressing up and scaring the wee little tricksters..
    >>
    >> Does that make me evul?

    >
    > Surely.
    >
    > I scatter 'em like pigeons here.
    >
    > ...then eat their candy.


    That should fix the lil' candy grabbing moochers for the year.

    >
    > --
    > Dr E--
    > mhm 17x1
    > SGM #3
    > smeeter #13
    > FWAC:"Old No.-7"
    > Surgeon General-Relativity
    > Commodore/Upper-Half/1st Virginia Volunteers/CEsium Brigade
    > NF & TCIB. ATFFFIQ
    > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    > "The flames kindled on the fourth of July, seventeen hundred and
    > seventy six, have spread over too much of the globe to be extinguished
    > by the feeble engines of despotism." -- Thomas Jefferson
     
  10. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:10:12 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

    > On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:05:24 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    >>up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    >>candy bar.
    >>
    >>This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.
    >>
    >>At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >>
    >>(They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)

    >
    > you ~do~ know that those contain animal fat, right?


    You mean milk-fat? the bastards!

    Make that Occasional Exception Numbah Two, far behind the Pizza Cheese
    Problem.

    You'd think a nice possibly- partially- dehydrogenated nut-lard would be
    the answer.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  11. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:13:59 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

    > On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:14:15 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
    > <numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
    >
    >>mimus is no match for wavy g:
    >>
    >>>Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    >>>up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    >>>candy bar.
    >>>
    >>>This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.

    >>
    >>it was the wrong day, dummy. halloween is tomorrow. let me repeat
    >>that: halloween is TOMORROW. u will get "egged" and "saoped" 4 shure!
    >>by some candy tomorrow, and but qwuick!!! u r in touble!!!11

    >
    > He got the day wrong and he ate all teh giant Reeses already? What a
    > FLONKER! lol


    <with dignity>

    It was Tuesday night from 6-8 pm 'round here, and many if not most folks
    took their kids costumes 'n' all down to a local park where there was a
    kiddie Halloween bash going on during that time, with candy and spooky
    stuff and games and rides and a maze and so on.

    But you fuckers made me look it back up in a panic anyway.

    BTW, the "Duct-Tape Bandit" has had his trial delayed while he undergoes
    psychiatric evaluation ("Do the math, do the homework" indeed).

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  12. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:46:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:13:59 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
    >
    >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:14:15 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
    >> <numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
    >>
    >>>mimus is no match for wavy g:
    >>>
    >>>>Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    >>>>up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    >>>>candy bar.
    >>>>
    >>>>This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.
    >>>
    >>>it was the wrong day, dummy. halloween is tomorrow. let me repeat
    >>>that: halloween is TOMORROW. u will get "egged" and "saoped" 4 shure!
    >>>by some candy tomorrow, and but qwuick!!! u r in touble!!!11

    >>
    >> He got the day wrong and he ate all teh giant Reeses already? What a
    >> FLONKER! lol

    >
    ><with dignity>
    >
    >It was Tuesday night from 6-8 pm 'round here, and many if not most folks
    >took their kids costumes 'n' all down to a local park where there was a
    >kiddie Halloween bash going on during that time, with candy and spooky
    >stuff and games and rides and a maze and so on.


    I hate it when they make kids trickntreat on the wrong night. It seems
    so...wet blankety.

    >
    >But you fuckers made me look it back up in a panic anyway.
    >


    tee hee!

    >BTW, the "Duct-Tape Bandit" has had his trial delayed while he undergoes
    >psychiatric evaluation ("Do the math, do the homework" indeed).


    gawd.

    Jade
     
  13. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:12:47 -0400, Shirley wrote:

    > "Dr Entropy" <entropy@meow.org> wrote in message
    > news:29_Vi.9913$%r.178@trnddc01...
    >
    >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:11:57 -0400, Shirley blather'd thus:
    >>
    >>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:uvGdnZZlDNGSYrranZ2dnUVZ_sfinZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>>
    >>>> Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1)
    >>>> came up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy
    >>>> his own candy bar.
    >>>>
    >>>> This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed
    >>>> up.
    >>>>
    >>>> At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >>>>
    >>>> (They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)
    >>>
    >>> I buy three big bags of mixed candies and four bags of assorted candy
    >>> bars and still end up shuttung the light off because we run out of
    >>> candy. I luv dressing up and scaring the wee little tricksters..
    >>>
    >>> Does that make me evul?

    >>
    >> Surely.
    >>
    >> I scatter 'em like pigeons here.
    >>
    >> ...then eat their candy.

    >
    > That should fix the lil' candy grabbing moochers for the year.


    What's childhood without a little sudden life-changing terror?

    (And havin' it steal yer candy at that.)

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  14. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:10:47 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

    > On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:05:24 -0500, in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > bloviated:
    >
    >>Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    >>up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    >>candy bar.
    >>
    >>This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.
    >>
    >>At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >>
    >>(They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)

    >
    > You do know Halloween is the 31st?


    SEE RESPONSE ABOVE

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  15. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:53:46 -0500, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    bloviated:

    >On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:10:47 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >
    >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:05:24 -0500, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1) came
    >>>up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    >>>candy bar.
    >>>
    >>>This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.
    >>>
    >>>At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >>>
    >>>(They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)

    >>
    >> You do know Halloween is the 31st?

    >
    >SEE RESPONSE ABOVE


    So you *people* has joo ratchets a might tight.
     
  16. Dr Entropy

    Dr Entropy Guest

    On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:52:10 -0500, mimus blather'd thus:

    > On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:12:47 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    >
    >> "Dr Entropy" <entropy@meow.org> wrote in message
    >> news:29_Vi.9913$%r.178@trnddc01...
    >>
    >>> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:11:57 -0400, Shirley blather'd thus:
    >>>
    >>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:uvGdnZZlDNGSYrranZ2dnUVZ_sfinZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>>>
    >>>>> Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater
    >>>>> (1) came up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to
    >>>>> buy his own candy bar.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed
    >>>>> up.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> (They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)
    >>>>
    >>>> I buy three big bags of mixed candies and four bags of assorted candy
    >>>> bars and still end up shuttung the light off because we run out of
    >>>> candy. I luv dressing up and scaring the wee little tricksters..
    >>>>
    >>>> Does that make me evul?
    >>>
    >>> Surely.
    >>>
    >>> I scatter 'em like pigeons here.
    >>>
    >>> ...then eat their candy.

    >>
    >> That should fix the lil' candy grabbing moochers for the year.

    >
    > What's childhood without a little sudden life-changing terror?
    >
    > (And havin' it steal yer candy at that.)


    It takes a village...



    --
    Dr E--
    mhm 17x1
    SGM #3
    smeeter #13
    FWAC:"Old No.-7"
    Surgeon General-Relativity
    Commodore/Upper-Half/1st Virginia Volunteers/CEsium Brigade
    NF & TCIB. ATFFFIQ
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "The flames kindled on the fourth of July, seventeen hundred and
    seventy six, have spread over too much of the globe to be extinguished
    by the feeble engines of despotism." -- Thomas Jefferson
     
  17. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:25:00 +0000, Dr Entropy wrote:

    > On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:52:10 -0500, mimus blather'd thus:
    >
    >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:12:47 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Dr Entropy" <entropy@meow.org> wrote in message
    >>> news:29_Vi.9913$%r.178@trnddc01...
    >>>
    >>>> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:11:57 -0400, Shirley blather'd thus:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:uvGdnZZlDNGSYrranZ2dnUVZ_sfinZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater
    >>>>>> (1) came up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to
    >>>>>> buy his own candy bar.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed
    >>>>>> up.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> (They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I buy three big bags of mixed candies and four bags of assorted candy
    >>>>> bars and still end up shuttung the light off because we run out of
    >>>>> candy. I luv dressing up and scaring the wee little tricksters..
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Does that make me evul?
    >>>>
    >>>> Surely.
    >>>>
    >>>> I scatter 'em like pigeons here.
    >>>>
    >>>> ...then eat their candy.
    >>>
    >>> That should fix the lil' candy grabbing moochers for the year.

    >>
    >> What's childhood without a little sudden life-changing terror?
    >>
    >> (And havin' it steal yer candy at that.)

    >
    > It takes a village...


    Whatever happened to stocks, anyway?

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    This is part of the eternal wonder of the universe
    as man forages out to discover in the womb of time
    the nascence of his individuality in the motherhood of possibility.

    < Malzberg
     
  18. ?
    ??
    ???
    ????
    ????
    colonel jake?

    "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    news:EqWdndh6t9HKS7XanZ2dnUVZ_sbinZ2d@giganews.com...
    > On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:10:12 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >
    >> On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:05:24 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Last year I forgot about Halloween and when the trick-'n'-treater (1)
    >>>came
    >>>up to the house I had to give him a dollar and tell him to buy his own
    >>>candy bar.
    >>>
    >>>This year I bought candy for the little buggers and not a one showed up.
    >>>
    >>>At least I showed some sense and bought some candy I like.
    >>>
    >>>(They make giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cups now.)

    >>
    >> you ~do~ know that those contain animal fat, right?

    >
    > You mean milk-fat? the bastards!
    >
    > Make that Occasional Exception Numbah Two, far behind the Pizza Cheese
    > Problem.
    >
    > You'd think a nice possibly- partially- dehydrogenated nut-lard would be
    > the answer.
    >
    > --
    > tinmimus99@hotmail.com
    >
    > smeeter 11 or maybe 12
    >
    > mp 10
    >
    > mhm 29x13
    >
    > You want a job and a lizard to ride?
    >
    > < _The Einstein Intersection_
    >
    >
     

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