I Gots A New Kitty

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Onideus Mad Hatter, Oct 31, 2008.

  1. See nyah:
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/New_Kitty.jpg

    She looks a little displeased in that picture, but she was in the
    pound at the time. She's better now, only still a bit timid. Little
    miss grumpus hissing at her underneath the door certainly doesn't
    help. Chibiko really just doesn't like *ANY* other pets, but, she'll
    adjust.

    I was lucky to get her cause I check the Blue Mt. Humane Society
    website everyday and as soon as she was up I drove down there real
    quick to go get her and halfway through the adoption someone else came
    in with the same idea. She's *REALLY* cool lookin. She has a body
    like an American short hair, but with markings liak a Siamese/Birman,
    *INCREDIBLY* soft fur, like as soft as rabbit fur and *REALLY* deep
    blue eyes. She has interesting markings too, kinda looks like she has
    a big W on her forehead. I haven't named her yet, so if anyone has
    any good ideas let me know.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
    saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  2. rjk

    rjk Guest

    >She has interesting markings too, kinda looks like she has
    > a big W on her forehead.


    Call her Dubya!
    ....maybe she's not republican...

    -rjk
     
  3. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
    "Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:

    >See nyah:
    >http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/New_Kitty.jpg



    Wow, I haven't seen a pussy Photoshopped that well since the last issue
    of "Penthouse." BA-BOOM! Thanks, you guys've been great. GNIGHT!

    --
    [None]
     
  4. ArseClown

    ArseClown Guest

    Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> typed in
    message news:rssmg45da8jqqhfdifa63cjs9rvb5itifu@4ax.com:

    > See nyah:
    > http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/New_Kitty.jp
    > g
    >
    > She looks a little displeased in that picture, but she was in
    > the pound at the time. She's better now, only still a bit
    > timid. Little miss grumpus hissing at her underneath the door
    > certainly doesn't help. Chibiko really just doesn't like *ANY*
    > other pets, but, she'll adjust.
    >


    You truly are a complete and total fucking idiot. I guess you need a
    fucking lowly cat for company? You wanker.
     
  5. On 01 Nov 2008 03:01:29 GMT, ArseClown <newtzest@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> typed in
    >message news:rssmg45da8jqqhfdifa63cjs9rvb5itifu@4ax.com:
    >
    >> See nyah:
    >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/New_Kitty.jp
    >> g
    >>
    >> She looks a little displeased in that picture, but she was in
    >> the pound at the time. She's better now, only still a bit
    >> timid. Little miss grumpus hissing at her underneath the door
    >> certainly doesn't help. Chibiko really just doesn't like *ANY*
    >> other pets, but, she'll adjust.
    >>

    >
    >You truly are a complete and total fucking idiot. I guess you need a
    >fucking lowly cat for company? You wanker.


    Wow, some little fool certainly has his angry panties on today. Maybe
    he just needs a tampon? Apparently in the world of Retard where he
    lives everyone who owns pets has something wrong with
    them...riiiiiiight.

    I'm just glad I'm not pathetic like he is, otherwise I'd be spending
    my Halloween posting haet messages to random strangers in Usenet
    groups.

    Speakin 'o Halloween, we all went and took all the chillins out, my
    sister and her kid, our God kids, my brother and his wife, and a
    various assortment of others went with us, some of my friends, some of
    my sisters. We probably had a good 15 people or so. Anywho, we went
    to this one ultra suburban esque neighborhood that nearly everyone
    else in town goes to, so it was practically asshole to elbow. We put
    a large assortment of glow sticks on the chillins though to make sure
    we didn't lose any. I'll post some pictures probably some time
    tomorrow. My sister's kid was really cute, he had this gorilla
    costume. And then one of our God kids we had dressed up as a lobster
    which was just super cute. This one lady was all, "Oh I just want to
    butter you all up and eat you!" which was just hysterically funny.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
    saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  6. CapCity

    CapCity Guest

    "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
    news:rssmg45da8jqqhfdifa63cjs9rvb5itifu@4ax.com...
    > See nyah:
    > http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/New_Kitty.jpg
    >
    > She looks a little displeased in that picture, but she was in the
    > pound at the time. She's better now, only still a bit timid. Little
    > miss grumpus hissing at her underneath the door certainly doesn't
    > help. Chibiko really just doesn't like *ANY* other pets, but, she'll
    > adjust.
    >


    Cool looking cat. What's Chibiko, another feline?

    > I was lucky to get her cause I check the Blue Mt. Humane Society
    > website everyday and as soon as she was up I drove down there real
    > quick to go get her and halfway through the adoption someone else came
    > in with the same idea. She's *REALLY* cool lookin. She has a body
    > like an American short hair, but with markings liak a Siamese/Birman,
    > *INCREDIBLY* soft fur, like as soft as rabbit fur and *REALLY* deep
    > blue eyes. She has interesting markings too, kinda looks like she has
    > a big W on her forehead. I haven't named her yet, so if anyone has
    > any good ideas let me know.
    >
    > --
    >
    > Onideus Mad Hatter
    > mhm ? x ?
    > http://www.backwater-productions.net
    > http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
    >
    >
    > Hatter Quotes
    > -------------
    > "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
    > saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
    >
    > "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
    >
    > "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    > best."
    >
    > "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    > with it."
    >
    > "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
    >
    > "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
    >
    > "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    > bad."
    >
    > "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
    >
    > "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    > of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
    >
    > "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    > that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    > of its relevancy."
    >
    > "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    > creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
    >
    > "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
    >
    > "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    > they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    > givin em out for free."
    >
    > "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    > properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
    >
    > "Those who record history are those who control history."
    >
    > "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    > endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    > don't get sent to me...I come for you."
    >
    > "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    > tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
    >
    > "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    > function?"
    >
    > "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    > Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    > indicates an increase in Webtv users."
    >
    > "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    > gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  7. On Sat, 1 Nov 2008 16:00:38 -0400, "CapCity" <Cap@City.com> wrote:

    >
    >"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
    >news:rssmg45da8jqqhfdifa63cjs9rvb5itifu@4ax.com...
    >> See nyah:
    >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/New_Kitty.jpg
    >>
    >> She looks a little displeased in that picture, but she was in the
    >> pound at the time. She's better now, only still a bit timid. Little
    >> miss grumpus hissing at her underneath the door certainly doesn't
    >> help. Chibiko really just doesn't like *ANY* other pets, but, she'll
    >> adjust.
    >>

    >
    >Cool looking cat. What's Chibiko, another feline?


    Yup, that's her nickname, her actual name is Chibi Koutan which
    roughly translates to "short tail" or "short end" because her tail
    isn't real long.

    Here's some pictures:
    http://www.meow.org/flonk/Because-Im-Crazy/02_G?full=1
    http://www.meow.org/flonk/Because-Im-Crazy/01_G?full=1
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Chibi_Koutan_01.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Chibi_Koutan_02.jpg

    She's a very spoiled cat and has a thing for bugs. She doesn't like
    regular cat toys but if you get her little plastic insects she just
    loves them. She's also real big on eating bugs, which is sometimes
    pretty gross.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
    saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     

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