I Can't Believe I Can't Think of a Pun on HIs Name

I'm sort of half-watching _The Matrix_ on AMC, flickin' back and forth
between that and Olbermann, waiting for _Sabrina_ to come on, and started
reflecting about _The Matrix_ that although I think it was vastly
overrated as movies and as sci-fi, still, _any_ half-way decent sci-fi is
welcome, and it's certainly that (but the "Riddick" movies and _Serenity_
kick its ass, to list just three recent ones), and further that the best
role in _The Matrix_ is the all-too-often ubiquitous Agent Smith, and
wondered who played him, or it, and looked him up on imdb.com, and the
actor's name is Hugo Weaving, who has been in movies since 1980, _and I've
never seen one single movie he was in before_ _The Matrix_.

For that matter, I think the only one I'd heard of was _Babe_, which if I
mistake me not was an animated film about a pig.

Pretty weird, if you ask me.

Too weird.

AAMOF, I don't think he's real, and imdb.com (or someone who made them an
offer they couldn't refuse) is making it all up, and I WANT SOME ANSWERS.

Is it real, or is it Memorex?

You know, "it".

Ah.

Time for _Sabrina_.

<signs off>

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Color television is certainly a lot more fun than this terribly
risky genetic method of reproduction we've taken over.

Ah, well, it's a beautiful world.

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:01:56 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote in <IpednRPs_YWYFAPanZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@giganews.com>:

>I'm sort of half-watching _The Matrix_ on AMC, flickin' back and forth
>between that and Olbermann, waiting for _Sabrina_ to come on, and started
>reflecting about _The Matrix_ that although I think it was vastly
>overrated as movies and as sci-fi, still, _any_ half-way decent sci-fi is
>welcome, and it's certainly that (but the "Riddick" movies and _Serenity_
>kick its ass, to list just three recent ones), and further that the best
>role in _The Matrix_ is the all-too-often ubiquitous Agent Smith, and
>wondered who played him, or it, and looked him up on imdb.com, and the
>actor's name is Hugo Weaving, who has been in movies since 1980, _and I've
>never seen one single movie he was in before_ _The Matrix_.
>
>For that matter, I think the only one I'd heard of was _Babe_, which if I
>mistake me not was an animated film about a pig.
>
>Pretty weird, if you ask me.
>
>Too weird.
>
>AAMOF, I don't think he's real, and imdb.com (or someone who made them an
>offer they couldn't refuse) is making it all up, and I WANT SOME ANSWERS.
>
>Is it real, or is it Memorex?
>
>You know, "it".
>
>Ah.
>
>Time for _Sabrina_.
>
><signs off>

Um. I thought Agent Smith was the elf dad in Lord of the Rings.

 

On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:41:47 -0500, Sharon B wrote:

> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:01:56 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote in <IpednRPs_YWYFAPanZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@giganews.com>:
>
>>I'm sort of half-watching _The Matrix_ on AMC, flickin' back and forth
>>between that and Olbermann, waiting for _Sabrina_ to come on, and started
>>reflecting about _The Matrix_ that although I think it was vastly
>>overrated as movies and as sci-fi, still, _any_ half-way decent sci-fi is
>>welcome, and it's certainly that (but the "Riddick" movies and _Serenity_
>>kick its ass, to list just three recent ones), and further that the best
>>role in _The Matrix_ is the all-too-often ubiquitous Agent Smith, and
>>wondered who played him, or it, and looked him up on imdb.com, and the
>>actor's name is Hugo Weaving, who has been in movies since 1980, _and I've
>>never seen one single movie he was in before_ _The Matrix_.
>>
>>For that matter, I think the only one I'd heard of was _Babe_, which if I
>>mistake me not was an animated film about a pig.
>>
>>Pretty weird, if you ask me.
>>
>>Too weird.
>>
>>AAMOF, I don't think he's real, and imdb.com (or someone who made them an
>>offer they couldn't refuse) is making it all up, and I WANT SOME ANSWERS.
>>
>>Is it real, or is it Memorex?
>>
>>You know, "it".
>>
>>Ah.
>>
>>Time for _Sabrina_.
>>
>><signs off>
>
> Um. I thought Agent Smith was the elf dad in Lord of the Rings.

That was after.

How someone in Hollywood took a look at "Agent Smith" and said "That's our
'Elrond'! " is no doubt a fascinating story, if only of drug-abuse.

He was also the "V" in _V for Vendetta_. After.

Now it's _Dusk to Dawn_ again, after two skeery _Sabrina_ epis, the first
on pancake-addiction ("scones" to a lot of ya) and t'other a Halloween epi
called "Good Will Haunting" ("I just remembered I have free will!") which
crossed an insane asylum with _Laugh-In_ (featuring Jo Ann Worley and a
host of _Laugh-In_-regular impersonators) . . . .

--
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smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_

 

mimus wrote:
> I'm sort of half-watching _The Matrix_ on AMC, flickin' back and forth
> between that and Olbermann, waiting for _Sabrina_ to come on, and started
> reflecting about _The Matrix_ that although I think it was vastly
> overrated as movies and as sci-fi, still, _any_ half-way decent sci-fi is
> welcome, and it's certainly that (but the "Riddick" movies and _Serenity_
> kick its ass, to list just three recent ones), and further that the best
> role in _The Matrix_ is the all-too-often ubiquitous Agent Smith, and
> wondered who played him, or it, and looked him up on imdb.com, and the
> actor's name is Hugo Weaving, who has been in movies since 1980, _and I've
> never seen one single movie he was in before_ _The Matrix_.
>
> For that matter, I think the only one I'd heard of was _Babe_, which if I
> mistake me not was an animated film about a pig.
>
> Pretty weird, if you ask me.
>
> Too weird.
>
> AAMOF, I don't think he's real, and imdb.com (or someone who made them an
> offer they couldn't refuse) is making it all up, and I WANT SOME ANSWERS.
>
> Is it real, or is it Memorex?
>
> You know, "it".
>
> Ah.
>
> Time for _Sabrina_.
>
> <signs off>

He was in The Lord of the Ring trilogy. /geekiness

--
Per - user23ATgmailDOTcom
mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688

 

mimus wrote:
> I'm sort of half-watching _The Matrix_ on AMC, flickin' back and forth
> between that and Olbermann, waiting for _Sabrina_ to come on, and started
> reflecting about _The Matrix_ that although I think it was vastly
> overrated as movies and as sci-fi, still, _any_ half-way decent sci-fi is
> welcome, and it's certainly that (but the "Riddick" movies and _Serenity_
> kick its ass, to list just three recent ones), and further that the best
> role in _The Matrix_ is the all-too-often ubiquitous Agent Smith, and
> wondered who played him, or it, and looked him up on imdb.com, and the
> actor's name is Hugo Weaving, who has been in movies since 1980, _and I've
> never seen one single movie he was in before_ _The Matrix_.
>
> For that matter, I think the only one I'd heard of was _Babe_, which if I
> mistake me not was an animated film about a pig.
>
> Pretty weird, if you ask me.
>
> Too weird.
>
> AAMOF, I don't think he's real, and imdb.com (or someone who made them an
> offer they couldn't refuse) is making it all up, and I WANT SOME ANSWERS.
>
> Is it real, or is it Memorex?
>
> You know, "it".
>
> Ah.
>
> Time for _Sabrina_.
>
> <signs off>

While looking, I found that Keanu Reeves is going to ruin another
classic, bleh. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970416/

--
Per - user23ATgmailDOTcom
mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688

 

On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:36:48 -0600, Per wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> I'm sort of half-watching _The Matrix_ on AMC, flickin' back and forth
>> between that and Olbermann, waiting for _Sabrina_ to come on, and
>> started reflecting about _The Matrix_ that although I think it was
>> vastly overrated as movies and as sci-fi, still, _any_ half-way decent
>> sci-fi is welcome, and it's certainly that (but the "Riddick" movies
>> and _Serenity_ kick its ass, to list just three recent ones), and
>> further that the best role in _The Matrix_ is the all-too-often
>> ubiquitous Agent Smith, and wondered who played him, or it, and looked
>> him up on imdb.com, and the actor's name is Hugo Weaving, who has been
>> in movies since 1980, _and I've never seen one single movie he was in
>> before_ _The Matrix_.
>>
>> For that matter, I think the only one I'd heard of was _Babe_, which if
>> I mistake me not was an animated film about a pig.
>>
>> Pretty weird, if you ask me.
>>
>> Too weird.
>>
>> AAMOF, I don't think he's real, and imdb.com (or someone who made them
>> an offer they couldn't refuse) is making it all up, and I WANT SOME
>> ANSWERS.
>>
>> Is it real, or is it Memorex?
>>
>> You know, "it".
>>
>> Ah.
>>
>> Time for _Sabrina_.
>>
>> <signs off>
>
> While looking, I found that Keanu Reeves is going to ruin another
> classic, bleh. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970416/

It was cheese to start with.

And John Carpenter did a wunnerful job with _his_ remake of that other
notable piece-o'-'50s-horror-cheese, _The Thing_.

I wonder what a remake of _Plan 9 from Outer Space_ would be like, with a
real budget (at least enough to pay a real writer to try to thrash out a
screenplay that comes reasonably close to making sense).

(I almost think I'd keep the saucers, though.)

((And, and . . . were the buffalo in that one?))

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:19:44 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote in <6fidnWAXb7ndBgPanZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>:

>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:41:47 -0500, Sharon B wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:01:56 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> wrote in <IpednRPs_YWYFAPanZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@giganews.com>:
>>
>>>I'm sort of half-watching _The Matrix_ on AMC, flickin' back and forth
>>>between that and Olbermann, waiting for _Sabrina_ to come on, and started
>>>reflecting about _The Matrix_ that although I think it was vastly
>>>overrated as movies and as sci-fi, still, _any_ half-way decent sci-fi is
>>>welcome, and it's certainly that (but the "Riddick" movies and _Serenity_
>>>kick its ass, to list just three recent ones), and further that the best
>>>role in _The Matrix_ is the all-too-often ubiquitous Agent Smith, and
>>>wondered who played him, or it, and looked him up on imdb.com, and the
>>>actor's name is Hugo Weaving, who has been in movies since 1980, _and I've
>>>never seen one single movie he was in before_ _The Matrix_.
>>>
>>>For that matter, I think the only one I'd heard of was _Babe_, which if I
>>>mistake me not was an animated film about a pig.
>>>
>>>Pretty weird, if you ask me.
>>>
>>>Too weird.
>>>
>>>AAMOF, I don't think he's real, and imdb.com (or someone who made them an
>>>offer they couldn't refuse) is making it all up, and I WANT SOME ANSWERS.
>>>
>>>Is it real, or is it Memorex?
>>>
>>>You know, "it".
>>>
>>>Ah.
>>>
>>>Time for _Sabrina_.
>>>
>>><signs off>
>>
>> Um. I thought Agent Smith was the elf dad in Lord of the Rings.
>
>That was after.
>
>How someone in Hollywood took a look at "Agent Smith" and said "That's our
>'Elrond'! " is no doubt a fascinating story, if only of drug-abuse.

I think it was the voice. He has a hot voice.

>He was also the "V" in _V for Vendetta_. After.
>
>Now it's _Dusk to Dawn_ again, after two skeery _Sabrina_ epis, the first
>on pancake-addiction ("scones" to a lot of ya) and t'other a Halloween epi
>called "Good Will Haunting" ("I just remembered I have free will!") which
>crossed an insane asylum with _Laugh-In_ (featuring Jo Ann Worley and a
>host of _Laugh-In_-regular impersonators) . . . .

Clearly, I need to watch more tv.....

 

On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:24:00 -0500, Sharon B wrote:

> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:19:44 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote in <6fidnWAXb7ndBgPanZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>:
>
>>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:41:47 -0500, Sharon B wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:01:56 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>> wrote in <IpednRPs_YWYFAPanZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@giganews.com>:
>>>
>>>>I'm sort of half-watching _The Matrix_ on AMC, flickin' back and forth
>>>>between that and Olbermann, waiting for _Sabrina_ to come on, and started
>>>>reflecting about _The Matrix_ that although I think it was vastly
>>>>overrated as movies and as sci-fi, still, _any_ half-way decent sci-fi is
>>>>welcome, and it's certainly that (but the "Riddick" movies and _Serenity_
>>>>kick its ass, to list just three recent ones), and further that the best
>>>>role in _The Matrix_ is the all-too-often ubiquitous Agent Smith, and
>>>>wondered who played him, or it, and looked him up on imdb.com, and the
>>>>actor's name is Hugo Weaving, who has been in movies since 1980, _and I've
>>>>never seen one single movie he was in before_ _The Matrix_.
>>>>
>>>>For that matter, I think the only one I'd heard of was _Babe_, which if I
>>>>mistake me not was an animated film about a pig.
>>>>
>>>>Pretty weird, if you ask me.
>>>>
>>>>Too weird.
>>>>
>>>>AAMOF, I don't think he's real, and imdb.com (or someone who made them an
>>>>offer they couldn't refuse) is making it all up, and I WANT SOME ANSWERS.
>>>>
>>>>Is it real, or is it Memorex?
>>>>
>>>>You know, "it".
>>>>
>>>>Ah.
>>>>
>>>>Time for _Sabrina_.
>>>>
>>>><signs off>
>>>
>>> Um. I thought Agent Smith was the elf dad in Lord of the Rings.
>>
>>That was after.
>>
>>How someone in Hollywood took a look at "Agent Smith" and said "That's our
>>'Elrond'! " is no doubt a fascinating story, if only of drug-abuse.
>
> I think it was the voice. He has a hot voice.
>
>>He was also the "V" in _V for Vendetta_. After.
>>
>>Now it's _Dusk to Dawn_ again, after two skeery _Sabrina_ epis, the first
>>on pancake-addiction ("scones" to a lot of ya) and t'other a Halloween epi
>>called "Good Will Haunting" ("I just remembered I have free will!") which
>>crossed an insane asylum with _Laugh-In_ (featuring Jo Ann Worley and a
>>host of _Laugh-In_-regular impersonators) . . . .
>
> Clearly, I need to watch more tv.....

Nah, ain't never nuthin' on.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

We'd be better off in a mental home than we are here:
a quiet garden, little white cells, nurses, supervised walks.

< _Solaris_

 

"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
news:fnojfj$ikd$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:19:44 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote in <6fidnWAXb7ndBgPanZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@giganews.com>:
>
> >On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:41:47 -0500, Sharon B wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:01:56 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> >> wrote in <IpednRPs_YWYFAPanZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@giganews.com>:
> >>
> >>>I'm sort of half-watching _The Matrix_ on AMC, flickin' back and forth
> >>>between that and Olbermann, waiting for _Sabrina_ to come on, and
started
> >>>reflecting about _The Matrix_ that although I think it was vastly
> >>>overrated as movies and as sci-fi, still, _any_ half-way decent sci-fi
is
> >>>welcome, and it's certainly that (but the "Riddick" movies and
_Serenity_
> >>>kick its ass, to list just three recent ones), and further that the
best
> >>>role in _The Matrix_ is the all-too-often ubiquitous Agent Smith, and
> >>>wondered who played him, or it, and looked him up on imdb.com, and the
> >>>actor's name is Hugo Weaving, who has been in movies since 1980, _and
I've
> >>>never seen one single movie he was in before_ _The Matrix_.
> >>>
> >>>For that matter, I think the only one I'd heard of was _Babe_, which if
I
> >>>mistake me not was an animated film about a pig.
> >>>
> >>>Pretty weird, if you ask me.
> >>>
> >>>Too weird.
> >>>
> >>>AAMOF, I don't think he's real, and imdb.com (or someone who made them
an
> >>>offer they couldn't refuse) is making it all up, and I WANT SOME
ANSWERS.
> >>>
> >>>Is it real, or is it Memorex?
> >>>
> >>>You know, "it".
> >>>
> >>>Ah.
> >>>
> >>>Time for _Sabrina_.
> >>>
> >>><signs off>
> >>
> >> Um. I thought Agent Smith was the elf dad in Lord of the Rings.
> >
> >That was after.
> >
> >How someone in Hollywood took a look at "Agent Smith" and said "That's
our
> >'Elrond'! " is no doubt a fascinating story, if only of drug-abuse.
>
> I think it was the voice. He has a hot voice.

He does, doesn't he? Mmmm, mm, mmm.

Smee

>
> >He was also the "V" in _V for Vendetta_. After.
> >
> >Now it's _Dusk to Dawn_ again, after two skeery _Sabrina_ epis, the first
> >on pancake-addiction ("scones" to a lot of ya) and t'other a Halloween
epi
> >called "Good Will Haunting" ("I just remembered I have free will!") which
> >crossed an insane asylum with _Laugh-In_ (featuring Jo Ann Worley and a
> >host of _Laugh-In_-regular impersonators) . . . .
>
> Clearly, I need to watch more tv.....

 

Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:41:47 -0500, Sharon B wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:01:56 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> wrote in <IpednRPs_YWYFAPanZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@giganews.com>:
>>
>>>I'm sort of half-watching _The Matrix_ on AMC, flickin' back and forth
>>>between that and Olbermann, waiting for _Sabrina_ to come on, and started
>>>reflecting about _The Matrix_ that although I think it was vastly
>>>overrated as movies and as sci-fi, still, _any_ half-way decent sci-fi is
>>>welcome, and it's certainly that (but the "Riddick" movies and _Serenity_
>>>kick its ass, to list just three recent ones), and further that the best
>>>role in _The Matrix_ is the all-too-often ubiquitous Agent Smith, and
>>>wondered who played him, or it, and looked him up on imdb.com, and the
>>>actor's name is Hugo Weaving, who has been in movies since 1980, _and I've
>>>never seen one single movie he was in before_ _The Matrix_.
>>>
>>>For that matter, I think the only one I'd heard of was _Babe_, which if I
>>>mistake me not was an animated film about a pig.
>>>
>>>Pretty weird, if you ask me.
>>>
>>>Too weird.
>>>
>>>AAMOF, I don't think he's real, and imdb.com (or someone who made them an
>>>offer they couldn't refuse) is making it all up, and I WANT SOME ANSWERS.
>>>
>>>Is it real, or is it Memorex?
>>>
>>>You know, "it".
>>>
>>>Ah.
>>>
>>>Time for _Sabrina_.
>>>
>>><signs off>
>>
>> Um. I thought Agent Smith was the elf dad in Lord of the Rings.
>
>That was after.
>
>How someone in Hollywood took a look at "Agent Smith" and said "That's our
>'Elrond'! " is no doubt a fascinating story, if only of drug-abuse.
>
>He was also the "V" in _V for Vendetta_. After.

"V for Vendetta" was "okay," but it felt like there was about four
hours-worth of movie missing to explain what the hell is going on.
Although it works as a movie itself, and there were no really heavy
concepts I had to wrap my brain around, but I just felt like I was
walking in on the third installment in a trilogy I had never seen
before.


>
>Now it's _Dusk to Dawn_ again, after two skeery _Sabrina_ epis, the first
>on pancake-addiction ("scones" to a lot of ya) and t'other a Halloween epi
>called "Good Will Haunting" ("I just remembered I have free will!") which
>crossed an insane asylum with _Laugh-In_ (featuring Jo Ann Worley and a
>host of _Laugh-In_-regular impersonators) . . . .

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