I am a grandfather

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by timesjoke, Dec 12, 2010.

  1. atlantic

    atlantic Big Time BS

    Good Lord Wez, I hope your not going to work in the Maternity Unit in the future :blink:
     
  2. Ali

    Ali Eschew obfuscation

    Grandfather Time, huh? I guess the next logical step is to buy some high waisted trousers and spend time on your front porch whittlin'.

    Congrats.
     
  3. timesjoke

    timesjoke Progressive Killer

    A friend of mine already stuck a new rocking chair on my front porch, I saw it as I drove up yesterday after work and had to giggle at how funny that way, lol.

    He will pay..... ;)


    Thanks you two.
     
  4. Bender

    Bender New Member


    Oh no, I wouldn't do that. I'm a liberal remember... we accept people no matter how ugly & deformed they are, we don't cast them out like right wingers would.
     
  5. wez

    wez Big Time BS

    Nope.. I plan to open a chain of free clinics called "Irresponsible Vagina's are us" specializing in "rehabilitation"

    Some may call it "sterilization" or "uterus removal".. just semantics..

    Lookin' for a partner to invest..

    Hey TJ.. interested?
     
  6. timesjoke

    timesjoke Progressive Killer

    Right, you accept them only if they completely agree with everything you believe, if they don't, they are a monster that needs to be destroyed.
     
  7. Bender

    Bender New Member

    Hey, I was trying to at least make an effort to be nice and indicate I was only flipping you some shit. That should have been pretty obvious when I said
    I'm actually glad to hear your news, but if you want me to persist, I'll be more then happy to oblige in many of the ways at my disposal.
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  8. wez

    wez Big Time BS

    Funny, sounds just like the poster who posted that.. to a T .. J ..
     
  9. BrotherMan

    BrotherMan The Man

    congrats man. as a new father, i know you are excited!
     

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