how many different toilets are their around the world?

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  1. what should the would be world trawler be ready for?

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  2. Shirley

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  3. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:45:10 -0400, Shirley wrote:

    > "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    > news:830nu3h8ipuppcheskpo12u4pks7f576tm@4ax.com...
    >
    >> what should the would be world trawler be ready for?

    >
    > Squat toilets in China.


    Yep, there seems to be a problem with those vis-a-vis the Olympics.

    Happily, no-one is going to go, anyway.

    Then there's the bizarre French belief that bidets replace baths and
    showers (I suppose we should be grateful they wash _something_).

    Not to mention their open-air pissoirs along the streets (men only).

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  4. Daedalus

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    On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    wrote:

    >what should the would be world trawler be ready for?


    In California they have environmentally friendly "reverse toilets"
    that actually inject people full of bullshit.

    *bicycles past ringing bell*

    Jade
     
  5. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:25:27 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>what should the would be world trawler be ready for?

    >
    >In California they have environmentally friendly "reverse toilets"
    >that actually inject people full of bullshit.
    >
    >*bicycles past ringing bell*
    >
    >Jade
    >


    Oh, horseshit.


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  6. On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:25:27 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>what should the would be world trawler be ready for?

    >
    >In California they have environmentally friendly "reverse toilets"
    >that actually inject people full of bullshit.
    >
    >*bicycles past ringing bell*


    now, missy, that wasnt very nice, now was it? and you ~know~ they
    have a lifetime supply at birth, anyway.

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  7. On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:27:12 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:45:10 -0400, Shirley wrote:
    >
    >> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >> news:830nu3h8ipuppcheskpo12u4pks7f576tm@4ax.com...
    >>
    >>> what should the would be world trawler be ready for?

    >>
    >> Squat toilets in China.

    >
    >Yep, there seems to be a problem with those vis-a-vis the Olympics.
    >
    >Happily, no-one is going to go, anyway.
    >
    >Then there's the bizarre French belief that bidets replace baths and
    >showers (I suppose we should be grateful they wash _something_).
    >
    >Not to mention their open-air pissoirs along the streets (men only).


    oh, to be walking down the streets of china, a beer in one hand, and
    mr. veiny in the other, swaggering like only a rude american can.

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  8. On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:57:09 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    >
    >"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >news:sxNGj.10866$9O.4989@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>
    >> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >> news:830nu3h8ipuppcheskpo12u4pks7f576tm@4ax.com...
    >> > what should the would be world trawler be ready for?

    >>
    >> Squat toilets in China.

    >
    >I think they have those in rural India too.


    arent those just called "holes in the ground"?

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  9. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:48:38 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

    > On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:57:09 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    >
    >> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >> news:sxNGj.10866$9O.4989@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>
    >>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >>> news:830nu3h8ipuppcheskpo12u4pks7f576tm@4ax.com...
    >>>
    >>> > what should the would be world trawler be ready for?
    >>>
    >>> Squat toilets in China.

    >>
    >> I think they have those in rural India too.

    >
    > arent those just called "holes in the ground"?


    No, the Chinese ones are fancier and more teckernickle:

    They're called "holes in the floor".

    I wonder if they have scary wimmen glaring at you while yer tryin' to use
    'em like the Soviets used to have patrolling their urinals.

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    You display a hole: admitted, and a fine hole it is.
    But how does this hole differ from any other?

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  10. On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:09:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:48:38 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:57:09 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>> news:sxNGj.10866$9O.4989@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>
    >>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >>>> news:830nu3h8ipuppcheskpo12u4pks7f576tm@4ax.com...
    >>>>
    >>>> > what should the would be world trawler be ready for?
    >>>>
    >>>> Squat toilets in China.
    >>>
    >>> I think they have those in rural India too.

    >>
    >> arent those just called "holes in the ground"?

    >
    >No, the Chinese ones are fancier and more teckernickle:
    >
    >They're called "holes in the floor".
    >
    >I wonder if they have scary wimmen glaring at you while yer tryin' to use
    >'em like the Soviets used to have patrolling their urinals.


    see, this whole hole in the ground/floor thing just worries me.
    wheres the trap? if its really just a hole into the drain pipe, with
    no trap, wouldnt this let an INORDINATE amount of brain defiling sewer
    gases back into the house/building?

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  11. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:19:47 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

    > On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:09:02 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:48:38 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:57:09 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>> news:sxNGj.10866$9O.4989@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:830nu3h8ipuppcheskpo12u4pks7f576tm@4ax.com...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> > what should the would be world trawler be ready for?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Squat toilets in China.
    >>>>
    >>>> I think they have those in rural India too.
    >>>
    >>> arent those just called "holes in the ground"?

    >>
    >> No, the Chinese ones are fancier and more teckernickle:
    >>
    >> They're called "holes in the floor".
    >>
    >> I wonder if they have scary wimmen glaring at you while yer tryin' to
    >> use 'em like the Soviets used to have patrolling their urinals.

    >
    > see, this whole hole in the ground/floor thing just worries me. wheres
    > the trap? if its really just a hole into the drain pipe, with no trap,
    > wouldnt this let an INORDINATE amount of brain defiling sewer gases back
    > into the house/building?


    "Smo-kin', in the, boy's roo--" <boom>.

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  12. "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    news:52aru35b8r2d202alh31ko5tmhdp2e8mk4@4ax.com...
    > On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:25:27 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
    > wrote:
    >
    > >On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    > >wrote:
    > >
    > >>what should the would be world trawler be ready for?

    > >
    > >In California they have environmentally friendly "reverse toilets"
    > >that actually inject people full of bullshit.
    > >
    > >*bicycles past ringing bell*

    >
    > now, missy, that wasnt very nice, now was it? and you ~know~ they
    > have a lifetime supply at birth, anyway.


    Hey! HEY! Stop pickin' on teh Californios!

    Smee

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  13. "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    news:52aru35b8r2d202alh31ko5tmhdp2e8mk4@4ax.com...
    > On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:25:27 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
    > wrote:
    >
    > >On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    > >wrote:
    > >
    > >>what should the would be world trawler be ready for?

    > >
    > >In California they have environmentally friendly "reverse toilets"
    > >that actually inject people full of bullshit.
    > >
    > >*bicycles past ringing bell*

    >
    > now, missy, that wasnt very nice, now was it? and you ~know~ they
    > have a lifetime supply at birth, anyway.


    Hey! HEY! Stop pickin' on teh Californios!

    Smee

    >
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  14. On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:28:30 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    >
    >"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >news:52aru35b8r2d202alh31ko5tmhdp2e8mk4@4ax.com...
    >> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:25:27 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> >On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >> >wrote:
    >> >
    >> >>what should the would be world trawler be ready for?
    >> >
    >> >In California they have environmentally friendly "reverse toilets"
    >> >that actually inject people full of bullshit.
    >> >
    >> >*bicycles past ringing bell*

    >>
    >> now, missy, that wasnt very nice, now was it? and you ~know~ they
    >> have a lifetime supply at birth, anyway.

    >
    >Hey! HEY! Stop pickin' on teh Californios!


    <giggle>


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  15. On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:28:30 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    >
    >"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >news:52aru35b8r2d202alh31ko5tmhdp2e8mk4@4ax.com...
    >> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:25:27 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> >On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >> >wrote:
    >> >
    >> >>what should the would be world trawler be ready for?
    >> >
    >> >In California they have environmentally friendly "reverse toilets"
    >> >that actually inject people full of bullshit.
    >> >
    >> >*bicycles past ringing bell*

    >>
    >> now, missy, that wasnt very nice, now was it? and you ~know~ they
    >> have a lifetime supply at birth, anyway.

    >
    >Hey! HEY! Stop pickin' on teh Californios!


    <giggle>


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  16. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    mimus hugged my left nut and wrote:

    > On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:48:38 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:57:09 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>> news:sxNGj.10866$9O.4989@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>
    >>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >>>> news:830nu3h8ipuppcheskpo12u4pks7f576tm@4ax.com...
    >>>>
    >>>> > what should the would be world trawler be ready for?
    >>>>
    >>>> Squat toilets in China.
    >>>
    >>> I think they have those in rural India too.

    >>
    >> arent those just called "holes in the ground"?

    >
    > No, the Chinese ones are fancier and more teckernickle:
    >
    > They're called "holes in the floor".
    >
    > I wonder if they have scary wimmen glaring at you while yer tryin' to use
    > 'em like the Soviets used to have patrolling their urinals.


    I thought you were normal and sane.
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  17. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    mimus hugged my left nut and wrote:

    > On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:48:38 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:57:09 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>> news:sxNGj.10866$9O.4989@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>
    >>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >>>> news:830nu3h8ipuppcheskpo12u4pks7f576tm@4ax.com...
    >>>>
    >>>> > what should the would be world trawler be ready for?
    >>>>
    >>>> Squat toilets in China.
    >>>
    >>> I think they have those in rural India too.

    >>
    >> arent those just called "holes in the ground"?

    >
    > No, the Chinese ones are fancier and more teckernickle:
    >
    > They're called "holes in the floor".
    >
    > I wonder if they have scary wimmen glaring at you while yer tryin' to use
    > 'em like the Soviets used to have patrolling their urinals.


    I thought you were normal and sane.
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    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

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  18. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:57:14 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

    > mimus hugged my left nut and wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:48:38 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:57:09 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>> news:sxNGj.10866$9O.4989@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:830nu3h8ipuppcheskpo12u4pks7f576tm@4ax.com...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> > what should the would be world trawler be ready for?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Squat toilets in China.
    >>>>
    >>>> I think they have those in rural India too.
    >>>
    >>> arent those just called "holes in the ground"?

    >>
    >> No, the Chinese ones are fancier and more teckernickle:
    >>
    >> They're called "holes in the floor".
    >>
    >> I wonder if they have scary wimmen glaring at you while yer tryin' to use
    >> 'em like the Soviets used to have patrolling their urinals.

    >
    > I thought you were normal and sane.


    Oh? why?

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  19. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    mimus hugged my left nut and said:

    > On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:57:14 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >
    >> mimus hugged my left nut and wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:48:38 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:57:09 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:sxNGj.10866$9O.4989@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:830nu3h8ipuppcheskpo12u4pks7f576tm@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> > what should the would be world trawler be ready for?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Squat toilets in China.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I think they have those in rural India too.
    >>>>
    >>>> arent those just called "holes in the ground"?
    >>>
    >>> No, the Chinese ones are fancier and more teckernickle:
    >>>
    >>> They're called "holes in the floor".
    >>>
    >>> I wonder if they have scary wimmen glaring at you while yer tryin' to

    use
    >>> 'em like the Soviets used to have patrolling their urinals.

    >>
    >> I thought you were normal and sane.

    >
    > Oh? why?


    Scary wimmen patrolling urinals... Not the typical set of terms in one post
    coming from a man of your intelligence.
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    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     

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