Hey Ali!

Greek God legs, flowing blonde locks, and rock hard butt... Oh my..


Me chillin' in 199?




Me kicking ass in 200?




Put your panties back on! You lustful mynx..

I'm not that kind of guy...


hehehehe

 

Tell me you don't still smoke?

 

I thought he ate a pie?

 

Hmm.......... dinner plate.

 

woe is me..

 

See, I got this death wish and I'm a world class procrastinator..

 

I did.. strawberry... mmmmmm

 

Is that you wez? Really?

I'll be damned. You look a little like....Rod Stewart!

 

I was thinking Liza Minnelli with lighter hair.

Oh wait, that is Rod Stewart.

 

Upon closer examination, that periodical in which wez appears to be reading, is actually Hightlights for Children.

 

How do you know Rod? The Rod Stewart I know is a three-hundred pound black man with one eye that wanders and the other eye is lazy.

No. Seriously.

 

Yep, that is indeed lil' ol' naughty me..

Got me dem gams from hockey playin'.. That, and some greek god.. hahaha

Thank you! .. I think... but honestly, he wished..


Damn.. I shoulda been a porn star... My screen name .. "Rod" Spe.....


Oh Christ.. there I go again.. I'm plagued with perversion... Woe is me...


Me chillin' last night..

 

Those pics were taken in 199 and 200, maybe you could answer that nuclear family ?

 

So which eye do you look in when you are having a conversation with him?

 

I have to ask, wezley...

What made you finally decide to put a picture up of yourself? Because nobody is bugging you about it anymore?

 

The lazy eye.

If you're trying to keep his attention by looking into his wandering eye, he gets frustrated thinking you walked away.

 

LMFAO!

My former laundry delivery guy had a wandering eye and it was so distracting. He was nice as hell, but it was kind of difficult to stay focused on his steady eye when you were talking to him.

 

Rod has the demeanor of a pussycat, but I'd seriously hate to make him mad. I mean, I could keep my distance from him. However, if he ever laid hands on me... it's all over.

Motherfukker looks like a black Thing from the Fantastic Four.

 

I wonder what would be the better option to take if you ever had to run away from an angry Rod Stewart?

- Running in a straight line?

- Running in a weaving or circular fashion?

Which do you think would take you out of his scope of vision faster?

 

Which Rod are we talking about?