Got this is an email today. Thought I'd share it with ya'll. "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." ---General George S. Patton. "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." ---Norman Schwartzkopf. We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ---Marge Simpson "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." --- Rush Limbaugh, "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." ---Regis Philbin. "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky I don't know." ---P.J O'Rourke (1989). "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."--- John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona. "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." ---Conan O'Brien "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France either" ---Jay Leno. "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada. ---Ted Nugent. War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II. "The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that say: 'First Iraq, then France.'" ---Tom Brokaw. "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?" ---Dennis Miller. "It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us." ---Alan Kent "They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." ---Argus Hamilton "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day and the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'" ---Rep. Roy Blunt (MO) "The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in Iraq." ---Dennis Miller Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII? A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur? "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried." ---Rep. R. Blount (MO) "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining."---John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
I have to add my favorite of all time (as posted before) "Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised it's terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military."
well the majority of french men and women(and i liked the ladies Kiss ) i have met were nice people and shouldnt be completely berated for having been born in france.
Lunch on the Seine.. $1400.00 Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." ---Norman Schwartzkopf...... Priceless
French ladies are lovely, but you haven't seen anything until you have been in Ukraine or Czech Republic.
No need to go all the way over there, as it is my understanding that their best women are all over here!
The ukraine and russian women are out of this world. Most beautiful and femine ladies that I ever came across.
yes they are.. but have you ever seen the women from denmark?? enought to knock you over(in a good way :goofer: )
