On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800, Mz Pnatas wrote: > Dis froup sure l@@ks different. > > Is it funn? > > Loev, > > Ms Pnats You ain't foolin' me with that assumption of ingenuousness. Bah. And, no, the group sucks. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Everyone hates us. < _Kontroll_
On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:37:02 -0500, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated: >On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800, Mz Pnatas wrote: > >> Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >> >> Is it funn? >> >> Loev, >> >> Ms Pnats > >You ain't foolin' me with that assumption of ingenuousness. > >Bah. > >And, no, the group sucks. It is not the group that sucks.
On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:39:50 +0000, Aratzio wrote: > On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:37:02 -0500, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > bloviated: > >> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800, Mz Pnatas wrote: >> >>> Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >>> >>> Is it funn? >>> >>> Loev, >>> >>> Ms Pnats >> >> You ain't foolin' me with that assumption of ingenuousness. >> >> Bah. >> >> And, no, the group sucks. > > It is not the group that sucks. I've got my 60K pin now, I'm entitled to suck. Miracle I can type still. (Maybe we need an alt.alt-posters.senile . . . .) -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 I've had many a worse portion of tinned meat than Bow-Wow. < _Ending Up_
mimus wrote: > On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:39:50 +0000, Aratzio wrote: > >> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:37:02 -0500, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >> bloviated: >> >>> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800, Mz Pnatas wrote: >>> >>>> Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >>>> >>>> Is it funn? >>>> >>>> Loev, >>>> >>>> Ms Pnats >>> >>> You ain't foolin' me with that assumption of ingenuousness. >>> >>> Bah. >>> >>> And, no, the group sucks. >> >> It is not the group that sucks. > > I've got my 60K pin now, I'm entitled to suck. > > Miracle I can type still. > > (Maybe we need an alt.alt-posters.senile . . . .) Send a control message and make it happen. -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:21:52 -0500, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated: >On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:39:50 +0000, Aratzio wrote: > >> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:37:02 -0500, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >> bloviated: >> >>> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800, Mz Pnatas wrote: >>> >>>> Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >>>> >>>> Is it funn? >>>> >>>> Loev, >>>> >>>> Ms Pnats >>> >>> You ain't foolin' me with that assumption of ingenuousness. >>> >>> Bah. >>> >>> And, no, the group sucks. >> >> It is not the group that sucks. > >I've got my 60K pin now, I'm entitled to suck. > >Miracle I can type still. > >(Maybe we need an alt.alt-posters.senile . . . .) why not just use alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:14:53 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote: > mimus wrote: > >> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:39:50 +0000, Aratzio wrote: >> >>> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:37:02 -0500, in >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>> bloviated: >>> >>>> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800, Mz Pnatas wrote: >>>> >>>>> Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >>>>> >>>>> Is it funn? >>>>> >>>>> Loev, >>>>> >>>>> Ms Pnats >>>> >>>> You ain't foolin' me with that assumption of ingenuousness. >>>> >>>> Bah. >>>> >>>> And, no, the group sucks. >>> >>> It is not the group that sucks. >> >> I've got my 60K pin now, I'm entitled to suck. >> >> Miracle I can type still. >> >> (Maybe we need an alt.alt-posters.senile . . . .) > > Send a control message and make it happen. I forget how to do that . . . . Although going by the Giganews groups-list, that doesn't stop a lot of people from trying. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 We'd be better off in a mental home than we are here: a quiet garden, little white cells, nurses, supervised walks. < _Solaris_
On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:57:23 +0000, Aratzio wrote: > On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:21:52 -0500, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > bloviated: > >> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:39:50 +0000, Aratzio wrote: >> >>> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:37:02 -0500, in >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>> bloviated: >>> >>>> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800, Mz Pnatas wrote: >>>> >>>>> Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >>>>> >>>>> Is it funn? >>>>> >>>>> Loev, >>>>> >>>>> Ms Pnats >>>> >>>> You ain't foolin' me with that assumption of ingenuousness. >>>> >>>> Bah. >>>> >>>> And, no, the group sucks. >>> >>> It is not the group that sucks. >> >> I've got my 60K pin now, I'm entitled to suck. >> >> Miracle I can type still. >> >> (Maybe we need an alt.alt-posters.senile . . . .) > > why not just use alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk What's that? <dribble> -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 We'd be better off in a mental home than we are here: a quiet garden, little white cells, nurses, supervised walks. < _Solaris_
On Mar 6, 3:37 am, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote: > On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800, Mz Pnatas wrote: > > Dis froup sure l@@ks different. > > > Is it funn? > > > Loev, > > > Ms Pnats > > You ain't foolin' me with that assumption of ingenuousness. > > Bah. > > And, no, the group sucks. > > -- > tinmimu...@hotmail.com > > smeeter 11 or maybe 12 > > mp 10 > > mhm 29x13 > Everyone hates us. > > < _Kontroll_ gud juss liek olde tymes den. Loev, ms Pnats
On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas <MsPoopiePants@gmail.com> wrote: >Dis froup sure l@@ks different. > >Is it funn? > >Loev, > >Ms Pnats so, ms pnats, do you have any stories to tell us? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Mar 6, 9:33 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: > On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas > > <MsPoopiePa...@gmail.com> wrote: > >Dis froup sure l@@ks different. > > >Is it funn? > > >Loev, > > >Ms Pnats > > so, ms pnats, do you have any stories to tell us? > > -- > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj > > <This space for rent.> fooooooooofffffff Dat mee dusting off teh storie bnook and gettin teh rust off it too. Yesee teh storie of a gurl hoo loest hers hares. Ownce upin a tyme their wuz a gurl hoo had hares manee manee hares. Hers loeved them so mush n her wood feeds dem and water dem and takes dem to teh haredresser. Won dae hers woke up and wuz sad reelee reeele sad cus alle hers hares were on the bed just yumping arownd n stuff. Dat maekes teh gurl velly velly sad az her hares were misbehavink. So hers got weely angree, agreer than howe Elma Fudds face trunes red at teh wasclee wabbit. Her go into teh batroom and find teh clinippers and chasses alle teh hares on teh bed and kieelss dem ded. Nowee her hace sumting like buyers remorsee as now hers has to shop at wig mart fer the next yeer. pee es that is wat reelee happened to brintney brocollie sppeers but dont telle anee won I told. Teh End Loev, Ms Pnats
On Thu, 6 Mar 2008 05:28:22 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas <MsPoopiePants@gmail.com> wrote: >On Mar 6, 9:33 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >> On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >> >> <MsPoopiePa...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >> >> >Is it funn? >> >> >Loev, >> >> >Ms Pnats >> >> so, ms pnats, do you have any stories to tell us? >> >> -- >> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj >> >> <This space for rent.> > >fooooooooofffffff > >Dat mee dusting off teh storie bnook and gettin teh rust off it too. > >Yesee teh storie of a gurl hoo loest hers hares. > >Ownce upin a tyme their wuz a gurl hoo had hares manee manee hares. > >Hers loeved them so mush n her wood feeds dem and water dem and takes >dem to teh haredresser. > >Won dae hers woke up and wuz sad reelee reeele sad cus alle hers hares >were on the bed just yumping arownd n stuff. > >Dat maekes teh gurl velly velly sad az her hares were misbehavink. > >So hers got weely angree, agreer than howe Elma Fudds face trunes red >at teh wasclee wabbit. > >Her go into teh batroom and find teh clinippers and chasses alle teh >hares on teh bed and kieelss dem ded. > >Nowee her hace sumting like buyers remorsee as now hers has to shop at >wig mart fer the next yeer. > >pee es that is wat reelee happened to brintney brocollie sppeers but >dont telle anee won I told. > >Teh End > >Loev, > >Ms Pnats That story made me cry during the sad part. Jade
On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:16:02 -0500, Daedalus wrote: > On Thu, 6 Mar 2008 05:28:22 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas > <MsPoopiePants@gmail.com> wrote: > >> On Mar 6, 9:33 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >> >>> On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >>> >>> <MsPoopiePa...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>> >Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >>> > >>> >Is it funn? >>> > >>> >Loev, >>> > >>> >Ms Pnats >>> >>> so, ms pnats, do you have any stories to tell us? >> >> fooooooooofffffff >> >> Dat mee dusting off teh storie bnook and gettin teh rust off it too. >> >> Yesee teh storie of a gurl hoo loest hers hares. >> >> Ownce upin a tyme their wuz a gurl hoo had hares manee manee hares. >> >> Hers loeved them so mush n her wood feeds dem and water dem and takes >> dem to teh haredresser. >> >> Won dae hers woke up and wuz sad reelee reeele sad cus alle hers hares >> were on the bed just yumping arownd n stuff. >> >> Dat maekes teh gurl velly velly sad az her hares were misbehavink. >> >> So hers got weely angree, agreer than howe Elma Fudds face trunes red >> at teh wasclee wabbit. >> >> Her go into teh batroom and find teh clinippers and chasses alle teh >> hares on teh bed and kieelss dem ded. >> >> Nowee her hace sumting like buyers remorsee as now hers has to shop at >> wig mart fer the next yeer. >> >> pee es that is wat reelee happened to brintney brocollie sppeers but >> dont telle anee won I told. >> >> Teh End >> >> Loev, >> >> Ms Pnats > > That story made me cry during the sad part. I made it almost to the end but got lost on the broccoli. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 "Polly-wolly-doodle"--what does it _mean_? < _SOB_
On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:53:47 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:16:02 -0500, Daedalus wrote: > >> On Thu, 6 Mar 2008 05:28:22 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >> <MsPoopiePants@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>> On Mar 6, 9:33 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >>> >>>> On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >>>> >>>> <MsPoopiePa...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> >Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >>>> > >>>> >Is it funn? >>>> > >>>> >Loev, >>>> > >>>> >Ms Pnats >>>> >>>> so, ms pnats, do you have any stories to tell us? >>> >>> fooooooooofffffff >>> >>> Dat mee dusting off teh storie bnook and gettin teh rust off it too. >>> >>> Yesee teh storie of a gurl hoo loest hers hares. >>> >>> Ownce upin a tyme their wuz a gurl hoo had hares manee manee hares. >>> >>> Hers loeved them so mush n her wood feeds dem and water dem and takes >>> dem to teh haredresser. >>> >>> Won dae hers woke up and wuz sad reelee reeele sad cus alle hers hares >>> were on the bed just yumping arownd n stuff. >>> >>> Dat maekes teh gurl velly velly sad az her hares were misbehavink. >>> >>> So hers got weely angree, agreer than howe Elma Fudds face trunes red >>> at teh wasclee wabbit. >>> >>> Her go into teh batroom and find teh clinippers and chasses alle teh >>> hares on teh bed and kieelss dem ded. >>> >>> Nowee her hace sumting like buyers remorsee as now hers has to shop at >>> wig mart fer the next yeer. >>> >>> pee es that is wat reelee happened to brintney brocollie sppeers but >>> dont telle anee won I told. >>> >>> Teh End >>> >>> Loev, >>> >>> Ms Pnats >> >> That story made me cry during the sad part. > >I made it almost to the end but got lost on the broccoli. It was symbolic. Jade
On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:08:33 -0500, Daedalus wrote: > On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:53:47 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > >>On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:16:02 -0500, Daedalus wrote: >> >>> On Thu, 6 Mar 2008 05:28:22 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >>> <MsPoopiePants@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>>> On Mar 6, 9:33 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >>>>> >>>>> <MsPoopiePa...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >>>>> > >>>>> >Is it funn? >>>>> > >>>>> >Loev, >>>>> > >>>>> >Ms Pnats >>>>> >>>>> so, ms pnats, do you have any stories to tell us? >>>> >>>> fooooooooofffffff >>>> >>>> Dat mee dusting off teh storie bnook and gettin teh rust off it too. >>>> >>>> Yesee teh storie of a gurl hoo loest hers hares. >>>> >>>> Ownce upin a tyme their wuz a gurl hoo had hares manee manee hares. >>>> >>>> Hers loeved them so mush n her wood feeds dem and water dem and takes >>>> dem to teh haredresser. >>>> >>>> Won dae hers woke up and wuz sad reelee reeele sad cus alle hers hares >>>> were on the bed just yumping arownd n stuff. >>>> >>>> Dat maekes teh gurl velly velly sad az her hares were misbehavink. >>>> >>>> So hers got weely angree, agreer than howe Elma Fudds face trunes red >>>> at teh wasclee wabbit. >>>> >>>> Her go into teh batroom and find teh clinippers and chasses alle teh >>>> hares on teh bed and kieelss dem ded. >>>> >>>> Nowee her hace sumting like buyers remorsee as now hers has to shop at >>>> wig mart fer the next yeer. >>>> >>>> pee es that is wat reelee happened to brintney brocollie sppeers but >>>> dont telle anee won I told. >>>> >>>> Teh End >>>> >>>> Loev, >>>> >>>> Ms Pnats >>> >>> That story made me cry during the sad part. >> >> I made it almost to the end but got lost on the broccoli. > > It was symbolic. Ah, so the potato would be Paris, right? -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 The hell with the Galactic Overlords and their tastes in literature. < _The Day of the Burning_
mimus wrote: > On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:08:33 -0500, Daedalus wrote: > >>On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:53:47 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>wrote: >> >>>On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:16:02 -0500, Daedalus wrote: >>> >>>>On Thu, 6 Mar 2008 05:28:22 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >>>><MsPoopiePants@gmail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Mar 6, 9:33 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >>>>>> >>>>>><MsPoopiePa...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Is it funn? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Loev, >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Ms Pnats >>>>>> >>>>>>so, ms pnats, do you have any stories to tell us? >>>>> >>>>>fooooooooofffffff >>>>> >>>>>Dat mee dusting off teh storie bnook and gettin teh rust off it too. >>>>> >>>>>Yesee teh storie of a gurl hoo loest hers hares. >>>>> >>>>>Ownce upin a tyme their wuz a gurl hoo had hares manee manee hares. >>>>> >>>>>Hers loeved them so mush n her wood feeds dem and water dem and takes >>>>>dem to teh haredresser. >>>>> >>>>>Won dae hers woke up and wuz sad reelee reeele sad cus alle hers hares >>>>>were on the bed just yumping arownd n stuff. >>>>> >>>>>Dat maekes teh gurl velly velly sad az her hares were misbehavink. >>>>> >>>>>So hers got weely angree, agreer than howe Elma Fudds face trunes red >>>>>at teh wasclee wabbit. >>>>> >>>>>Her go into teh batroom and find teh clinippers and chasses alle teh >>>>>hares on teh bed and kieelss dem ded. >>>>> >>>>>Nowee her hace sumting like buyers remorsee as now hers has to shop at >>>>>wig mart fer the next yeer. >>>>> >>>>>pee es that is wat reelee happened to brintney brocollie sppeers but >>>>>dont telle anee won I told. >>>>> >>>>>Teh End >>>>> >>>>>Loev, >>>>> >>>>>Ms Pnats >>>> >>>>That story made me cry during the sad part. >>> >>>I made it almost to the end but got lost on the broccoli. >> >>It was symbolic. > > Ah, so the potato would be Paris, right? > Nononno. The carrot would be Paris (tall and skinny). I'm almost sure of that. The potato would be Derry. Or Perhaps Limerick. Brocollie is a proper name, in any case, and shouldn't be confused with the cabbage cultivar (which never had hare to to misbehave). -- nuts
On Thu, 6 Mar 2008 05:28:22 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas <MsPoopiePants@gmail.com> wrote: >On Mar 6, 9:33 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >> On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >> >> <MsPoopiePa...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >> >> >Is it funn? >> >> >Loev, >> >> >Ms Pnats >> >> so, ms pnats, do you have any stories to tell us? >> >> -- >> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj >> >> <This space for rent.> > >fooooooooofffffff > >Dat mee dusting off teh storie bnook and gettin teh rust off it too. > >Yesee teh storie of a gurl hoo loest hers hares. > >Ownce upin a tyme their wuz a gurl hoo had hares manee manee hares. > >Hers loeved them so mush n her wood feeds dem and water dem and takes >dem to teh haredresser. > >Won dae hers woke up and wuz sad reelee reeele sad cus alle hers hares >were on the bed just yumping arownd n stuff. > >Dat maekes teh gurl velly velly sad az her hares were misbehavink. > >So hers got weely angree, agreer than howe Elma Fudds face trunes red >at teh wasclee wabbit. > >Her go into teh batroom and find teh clinippers and chasses alle teh >hares on teh bed and kieelss dem ded. > >Nowee her hace sumting like buyers remorsee as now hers has to shop at >wig mart fer the next yeer. > >pee es that is wat reelee happened to brintney brocollie sppeers but >dont telle anee won I told. > >Teh End > >Loev, > >Ms Pnats <claps> -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:16:02 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: >On Thu, 6 Mar 2008 05:28:22 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas ><MsPoopiePants@gmail.com> wrote: > >>On Mar 6, 9:33 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >>> On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >>> >>> <MsPoopiePa...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >>> >>> >Is it funn? >>> >>> >Loev, >>> >>> >Ms Pnats >>> >>> so, ms pnats, do you have any stories to tell us? >>> >>> -- >>> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj >>> >>> <This space for rent.> >> >>fooooooooofffffff >> >>Dat mee dusting off teh storie bnook and gettin teh rust off it too. >> >>Yesee teh storie of a gurl hoo loest hers hares. >> >>Ownce upin a tyme their wuz a gurl hoo had hares manee manee hares. >> >>Hers loeved them so mush n her wood feeds dem and water dem and takes >>dem to teh haredresser. >> >>Won dae hers woke up and wuz sad reelee reeele sad cus alle hers hares >>were on the bed just yumping arownd n stuff. >> >>Dat maekes teh gurl velly velly sad az her hares were misbehavink. >> >>So hers got weely angree, agreer than howe Elma Fudds face trunes red >>at teh wasclee wabbit. >> >>Her go into teh batroom and find teh clinippers and chasses alle teh >>hares on teh bed and kieelss dem ded. >> >>Nowee her hace sumting like buyers remorsee as now hers has to shop at >>wig mart fer the next yeer. >> >>pee es that is wat reelee happened to brintney brocollie sppeers but >>dont telle anee won I told. >> >>Teh End >> >>Loev, >> >>Ms Pnats > >That story made me cry during the sad part. ~how~ harry ~are~ you, jade? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:53:47 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:16:02 -0500, Daedalus wrote: > >> On Thu, 6 Mar 2008 05:28:22 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >> <MsPoopiePants@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>> On Mar 6, 9:33 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >>> >>>> On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas >>>> >>>> <MsPoopiePa...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> >Dis froup sure l@@ks different. >>>> > >>>> >Is it funn? >>>> > >>>> >Loev, >>>> > >>>> >Ms Pnats >>>> >>>> so, ms pnats, do you have any stories to tell us? >>> >>> fooooooooofffffff >>> >>> Dat mee dusting off teh storie bnook and gettin teh rust off it too. >>> >>> Yesee teh storie of a gurl hoo loest hers hares. >>> >>> Ownce upin a tyme their wuz a gurl hoo had hares manee manee hares. >>> >>> Hers loeved them so mush n her wood feeds dem and water dem and takes >>> dem to teh haredresser. >>> >>> Won dae hers woke up and wuz sad reelee reeele sad cus alle hers hares >>> were on the bed just yumping arownd n stuff. >>> >>> Dat maekes teh gurl velly velly sad az her hares were misbehavink. >>> >>> So hers got weely angree, agreer than howe Elma Fudds face trunes red >>> at teh wasclee wabbit. >>> >>> Her go into teh batroom and find teh clinippers and chasses alle teh >>> hares on teh bed and kieelss dem ded. >>> >>> Nowee her hace sumting like buyers remorsee as now hers has to shop at >>> wig mart fer the next yeer. >>> >>> pee es that is wat reelee happened to brintney brocollie sppeers but >>> dont telle anee won I told. >>> >>> Teh End >>> >>> Loev, >>> >>> Ms Pnats >> >> That story made me cry during the sad part. > >I made it almost to the end but got lost on the broccoli. asparagus. funny? not funny? YOU decide!!! -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave hillstrom stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Thu, 6 Mar 2008 05:28:22 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas : <MsPoopiePants@gmail.com> wrote: : : : On Mar 6, 9:33 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: : : : On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 07:01:19 -0800 (PST), Mz Pnatas : : : : : : <MsPoopiePa...@gmail.com> wrote: : : : : Dis froup sure l@@ks different. : : : : : : : Is it funn? : : : : : : : Loev, : : : : : : : Ms Pnats : : : : : : so, ms pnats, do you have any stories to tell us? : : : : : : -- : : : dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj : : : : : : <This space for rent.> : : : : fooooooooofffffff : : : : Dat mee dusting off teh storie bnook and gettin teh rust off it too. : : : : Yesee teh storie of a gurl hoo loest hers hares. : : : : Ownce upin a tyme their wuz a gurl hoo had hares manee manee hares. : : : : Hers loeved them so mush n her wood feeds dem and water dem and : : takes dem to teh haredresser. : : : : Won dae hers woke up and wuz sad reelee reeele sad cus alle hers : : hares were on the bed just yumping arownd n stuff. : : : : Dat maekes teh gurl velly velly sad az her hares were misbehavink. : : : : So hers got weely angree, agreer than howe Elma Fudds face trunes : : red at teh wasclee wabbit. : : : : Her go into teh batroom and find teh clinippers and chasses alle teh : : hares on teh bed and kieelss dem ded. : : : : Nowee her hace sumting like buyers remorsee as now hers has to shop : : at wig mart fer the next yeer. : : : : pee es that is wat reelee happened to brintney brocollie sppeers but : : dont telle anee won I told. : : : : Teh End : : : : Loev, : : : : Ms Pnats : : <claps> <applauds and appropriately crosspoasts> -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= My way of joking is to tell the truth. 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