Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated

On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 22:18:30 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:13:14 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>[nothing, really]
>>
>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>
>McButtmonkey.

Hey Davey, still on Xanax? Do you got a legit script for it or are
you just self medicating via over-priced online fuck-pharms?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
( ) NO:

>Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
>number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>
>It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
>503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
>as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
>like that last one the best. ^_^

So I can call this number and talk to you? Cool. Maybe I'll ask you
out on a date.
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

On Feb 26, 3:38 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
> ( ) NO:
>
> >Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
> >number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>
> >It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
> >503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
> >as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
> >like that last one the best. ^_^
>
> So I can call this number and talk to you? Cool. Maybe I'll ask you
> out on a date.
Which date would that be? I vote for March 27th.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
) NO:

>On Feb 26, 3:38 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>> ( ) NO:
>>
>> >Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
>> >number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>>
>> >It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
>> >503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
>> >as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
>> >like that last one the best. ^_^
>>
>> So I can call this number and talk to you? Cool. Maybe I'll ask you
>> out on a date.
>Which date would that be? I vote for March 27th.

What date is "National Diaper Wearing Day?" 'Cause I'd like to make it
special.
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
> ) NO:
>
>>On Feb 26, 3:38 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>>> ( ) NO:
>>>
>>> >Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
>>> >number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>>>
>>> >It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
>>> >503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
>>> >as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
>>> >like that last one the best. ^_^
>>>
>>> So I can call this number and talk to you? Cool. Maybe I'll ask you
>>> out on a date.
>>Which date would that be? I vote for March 27th.
>
> What date is "National Diaper Wearing Day?" 'Cause I'd like to make it
> special.

It's the day Lisa Nowak drove from TX to FL to kidnap the Shipman astronaut.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:m3o7s3htcl531e1jsj3r0vin48djt1t5bs@4ax.com...
> Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
> ) NO:
>
>>On Feb 26, 3:38 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>>> ( ) NO:
>>>
>>> >Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
>>> >number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>>>
>>> >It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
>>> >503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
>>> >as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
>>> >like that last one the best. ^_^
>>>
>>> So I can call this number and talk to you? Cool. Maybe I'll ask you
>>> out on a date.
>>Which date would that be? I vote for March 27th.
>
> What date is "National Diaper Wearing Day?" 'Cause I'd like to make it
> special.

For some, *every* day is "National Diaper Wearing Day"

> --
> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

On Feb 26, 10:41 am, "CapCity" <CapC...@nowhere.com> wrote:
> "Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:m3o7s3htcl531e1jsj3r0vin48djt1t5bs@4ax.com...
>
>
>
> > Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
> > ) NO:
>
> >>On Feb 26, 3:38 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>> Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
> >>> ( ) NO:
>
> >>> >Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
> >>> >number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>
> >>> >It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
> >>> >503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
> >>> >as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
> >>> >like that last one the best. ^_^
>
> >>> So I can call this number and talk to you? Cool. Maybe I'll ask you
> >>> out on a date.
> >>Which date would that be? I vote for March 27th.
>
> > What date is "National Diaper Wearing Day?" 'Cause I'd like to make it
> > special.
>
> For some, *every* day is "National Diaper Wearing Day"
>
Are you implying that some people are self-contained sovereign
countries?
Hmm... I'm sure Msr. Bush will not be happy to hear about this.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:38:02 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>( ) NO:
>
>>Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
>>number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>>
>>It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
>>503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
>>as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
>>like that last one the best. ^_^
>
>So I can call this number and talk to you? Cool. Maybe I'll ask you
>out on a date.

Sure if you look like this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/Sexy.jpg


--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
( ) NO:

>On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:38:02 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>>( ) NO:
>>
>>>Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
>>>number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>>>
>>>It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
>>>503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
>>>as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
>>>like that last one the best. ^_^
>>
>>So I can call this number and talk to you? Cool. Maybe I'll ask you
>>out on a date.
>
>Sure if you look like this:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/Sexy.jpg

Hey, you're pretty hot. What time do you want to meet?
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
> ( ) NO:
>
>>On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:38:02 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>>>( ) NO:
>>>
>>>>Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
>>>>number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>>>>
>>>>It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
>>>>503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
>>>>as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
>>>>like that last one the best. ^_^
>>>
>>>So I can call this number and talk to you? Cool. Maybe I'll ask you
>>>out on a date.
>>
>>Sure if you look like this:
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/Sexy.jpg
>
> Hey, you're pretty hot. What time do you want to meet?

The price list is ridiculous.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

The ignoble return of Jamos Ludbunski - public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent and pink-bottomed spankard.

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>'Menjy'>wrote:
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

[...]

>>Weren't you told to shut the fuck up, Ludbunski?
>
>Who the fuck are you [...]

Arnaud M Fercq, ally and sometime drinking buddy of the Churlish Albanian
Vendetta, and spanker of Ludbunskis to the Gentry. Everyone knows that. Now be
a good chap, Jamos, and shut the fuck up.

--
L O N G L I V E T H E K N I T T I N G C I R C L E

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T H E R E I S N O K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N?55 -- mhm 20x8

"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne

"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

 

Must Be That Time Of The Month For Oprah's Pussy

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:48:39 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Arnaud M Fercq, ally and so<COCK SLAP>

Look here Newfag...nobody cares who the fuck you think you are in
whatever ass end piece of shit Usenet froup you bitched off too when
you couldn't handle the heat any longer. I haven't ever stopped
posting in A26 for around a decade now, so if you're claiming that at
some random point in the past you managed to "spank me" (you like it
kinky, huh Newfag)...well gee, ya dumbfuck, where's the gap in my
posting history? And no, just because I'm the ONLY non Google froup
user who has been banned from Google froups doesn't mean I have no
posting history...it just means I'm Usenet's number one bad ass
extraordinaire:
http://groups.google.com/groups/pro...AAVuwZjqelm-1vjNWsyx3GlkDfe7AzvCy6C8o0tGy88QA

Let's look at YOUR posting history though:

http://groups.google.com/groups/pro...AAoLc9aVcbkAWR0soazPVryT-4Yz44fnwRvTLkhA-RsYg

http://groups.google.com/groups/pro...ADL2mbzY75tyP8o5LIG8SHwHOvIj7zBsU-4mKN3e_Oaig

....well, yer not banned, so ya must be in teh feather weight category
of lame artists...but oh, look at that, there's a gigantor FIVE YEAR
GAP in YOUR posting history...seems that it was in fact YOU who got
completely spanked the fuck off Usenet by ME, Mingy. Not that it
comes as a surprise, spankards like you often manage to recover enough
of their failing egos over a half decade or so to come back online to
try for a second round...funny that you actually believe it'll somehow
turn out differently from the last time. You WILL be spanked the fuck
off Usenet again, Newfag...now bend over whilst I rape you up the ass
with a 2x4.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

The ignoble return of Jamos Ludbunski - public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and pink-bottomed spankard.

Jamos "spankard" Ludbunski wrote:
>'Menjy' wrote:

>>Arnaud M Fercq, ally and sometime drinking buddy of the Churlish Albanian
>>Vendetta, and spanker of Ludbunskis to the Gentry. Everyone knows that. Now be
>>a good chap, Jamos, and shut the fuck up.

[Ludbunski's trademark "COCK SLAP" expunged]

What *is* all this "COCK SLAP" nonsense about Jamos? It really isn't very
good, you know.

>Look here Newfag...nobody cares [blah blah blathery blah ]

Except you, Jamos, you shameful waste of a good fuck. Write much more for me,
telling me how you don't care. And, as usual I shall advise you to shut the
fuck up.
>
>Let's look at YOUR posting history though:

Let's. You have nothing better to do, do you, Ludbunski? Never have. Well,
except for shutting the fuck up.

>...well, yer not banned, so ya must be in teh feather weight category
>of lame artists...but oh, look at that, there's a gigantor FIVE YEAR
>GAP in YOUR posting history...

Is that all it was? It felt like ages. Did you shut the fuck up while I was
away, doing real life and stuff? Tsk tsk, Jamos. Should have done as you were
told.

>seems that it was in fact YOU who got
>completely spanked the fuck off Usenet by ME, Mingy.

Ah, is that why I left, Jamos. Well, as you have way too much time on your
hands as it is, hop along back to Google, and find the post where Ludbunsji
drove ol' Menjy down. Take your time and, in the meantime, kindly shut the
fuck up.

--
L O N G L I V E T H E K N I T T I N G C I R C L E

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@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@
@@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@!
!@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@ @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@
@!@@!@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@!@!@ @!@!@!@! @!@!@!@! @!@
!!@!!! !@! !!! !@! !!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!
!!: !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!!
:!: :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!:
:: ::::: :: ::::: :: :: :::: :: ::: :: ::: ::
: : : : : : : :: : :: : : : : : : :::


T H E R E I S N O K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N?55 -- mhm 20x8

"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne

"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

 

Re: The ignoble return of Jamos Ludbunski - public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and pink-bottomed spankard.

On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:11:25 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

*fixed yer stupidity*

>What *is* all this "COCK SLAP" nonsense about Hatter? It really isn't very
>good, you know.

Well considering it bothers you enough that you have to edit it out of
EVERY reply I make to you...well, must be pretty damn effective,
especially with the way you keep whining about it.

>>Look here Newfag...nobody cares [blah blah blathery blah ]

....that really is all the farther you got, isn't it? Next time try it
with a bit more Ritalin, Newfag, you might even managed to make it
through a WHOLE sentence!

>Except you, Hatter, you shameful waste of a good fuck. Write much more for me,
>telling me how you don't care.

When did I ever say I didn't care about you? I mean, you're this
weeks entertainment package, Newfag. Without you bumbling around in
stupidity...well shit, who the hell else would we all use to entertain
ourselves?

>And, as usual I shall advise you to shut the fuck up.

Do be sure and let us all know how that works out for ya, Pussy.

>>Let's look at YOUR posting history though:

>Let's. You have nothing better to do, do you, Hatter? Never have.

Don't try and project your deficiencies onto others. Just because it
would take a Newfag idiot like yourself three hours to run a Google
search that would take everyone else 12.7 seconds doesn't mean that
everyone else automatically suffers from the same stupidity that
inflicts you.

>Well, except for shutting the fuck up.

You seem to be an EXPERT on that:

http://groups.google.com/groups/pro...AAoLc9aVcbkAWR0soazPVryT-4Yz44fnwRvTLkhA-RsYg

http://groups.google.com/groups/pro...ADL2mbzY75tyP8o5LIG8SHwHOvIj7zBsU-4mKN3e_Oaig

LOL, let's have you shut yourself the fuck up for another half decade
or so, how does that sound Mingy?

>>...well, yer not banned, so ya must be in teh feather weight category
>>of lame artists...but oh, look at that, there's a gigantor FIVE YEAR
>>GAP in YOUR posting history...

>Is that all it was? It felt like ages.

So you admit to being spanked off Usenet now, eh?

>Did you shut the fuck up while I was away, doing real life and stuff?

Doing "real life and stuff", huh Mingy? Most of us doesn't seem to
have any problems at all doing "real life and stuff" along with
posting to Usenet...so either you're just REAL slow, yer mommy took
away your Internet connection until you were 18, or you got verbally
ass raped right the fuck off the grid...which of those explanations do
you like better, Mingy?

>>seems that it was in fact YOU who got
>>completely spanked the fuck off Usenet by ME, Mingy.

>Ah, is that why I left, Jamos. Well, as you have way too much time on your
>hands as it is, hop along back to Google, and find the post where Ludbunsji
>drove ol' Menjy down. Take your time and, in the meantime, kindly shut the
>fuck up.

Are you kidding, Newfag? Nearly every single post you ever made on
Usenet was either TO ME or was ABOUT ME...yer a pathetisad Hatter
Addict at best that got his ass blistered so badly you had to run
SCREAMING off Usenet, crying to yer mommy to change yer Pampers size
7s and to go and get you a "big kids" Happy Meal. Sorry kiddo, but it
doesn't matter how long you cower and hide in fear...you'll ALWAYS be
apart of generation Barney, there's no escape for you.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: The ignoble return of Jamos Ludbunski - public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent and pink-bottomed spankard.

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:48:39 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>'Menjy'>wrote:
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>Weren't you told to shut the fuck up, Ludbunski?
>>
>>Who the fuck are you [...]
>
>Arnaud M Fercq, ally and sometime drinking buddy of the Churlish Albanian
>Vendetta, and spanker of Ludbunskis to the Gentry. Everyone knows that. Now be
>a good chap, Jamos, and shut the fuck up.

weve found him to be ~quite~ thick...

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

Re: The ignoble return of Jamos Ludbunski - public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent and pink-bottomed spankard.

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:14:37 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:48:39 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>'Menjy'>wrote:
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>>Weren't you told to shut the fuck up, Ludbunski?
>>>
>>>Who the fuck are you [...]
>>
>>Arnaud M Fercq, ally and sometime drinking buddy of the Churlish Albanian
>>Vendetta, and spanker of Ludbunskis to the Gentry. Everyone knows that. Now be
>>a good chap, Jamos, and shut the fuck up.
>
>weve found him to be ~quite~ thick...

What's this "we" shit, Davey? Oh, yeah, you got psych "issues" I
forgot. Still scarfin down the Xanax? Did your "suicidal ideations"
ever go away? And how about your neighbor that you were threatening
to kill, how did that work out for ya?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: The ignoble return of Jamos Ludbunski - public whistler,mime-artist, estate agent and pink-bottomed spankard.

On Feb 27, 11:14 pm, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
> On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:48:39 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbull...@wanadoo.fr>
> wrote:
>
> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >>'Menjy'>wrote:
> >>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >>>><the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
> >[...]
>
> >>>Weren't you told to shut the fuck up, Ludbunski?
>
> >>Who the fuck are you [...]
>
> >Arnaud M Fercq, ally and sometime drinking buddy of the Churlish Albanian
> >Vendetta, and spanker of Ludbunskis to the Gentry. Everyone knows that. Now be
> >a good chap, Jamos, and shut the fuck up.
>
> weve found him to be ~quite~ thick...
>
I think him and mimus might be on teh same bus.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:dad5s3p1ocaar69sojjugqs47j6bucs8q5@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:46:33 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
> >news:tr24s3lhdhmeak9rflkshqia9ns3ennjd5@4ax.com...
> >> Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
> >cloud of
> >> snot:
> >>
> >> >Or 770-1337, as "too leet".
> >>
> >> That would be "tto leet", you cuntsneeze. You can't do *that* correctly
> >either.
> >>
> >Okay.. so i guess it would be 700-1337... Sometimes people make
mistakes...
> >Deal with it.
>
> It's okay if I make mistakes, I have no shortage of useless bitches on
> Usenet following me all over the place looking to role play in a pair
> of sheer pantyhose and a short skirt as my lil online secretary.
> Tubby the Wonder Retard up there probably spends HOURS on end combing
> through my every post, desperately seeking anything he can try and
> lame me with.

Too true. I admit your 'verbal beating' of 'Menji' is rather funny to
watch! You just keep beating each of his feeble attempts at replying back
at him.

 

Re: The ignoble return of Jamos Ludbunski - public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and pink-bottomed spankard.

Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, public whistler, mime-artist, and estate agent
wrote:

>Arnaud M Fercq, ally and sometime drinking buddy of the Churlish Albanian
>Vendetta, and spanker of Ludbunskis to the Gentry wrote:

>*fixed yer stupidity*

*Shitcanned your garbage*

Now, shut the fuck up Ludbunski.

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Re: The ignoble return of Jamos Ludbunski - public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent and pink-bottomed spankard.

On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:39:19 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:

> On Feb 27, 11:14 pm, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:48:39 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbull...@wanadoo.fr>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >
>> >>'Menjy'>wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>><the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>> >[...]
>>
>> >>>Weren't you told to shut the fuck up, Ludbunski?
>>
>> >>Who the fuck are you [...]
>>
>> >Arnaud M Fercq, ally and sometime drinking buddy of the Churlish Albanian
>> >Vendetta, and spanker of Ludbunskis to the Gentry. Everyone knows that. Now be
>> >a good chap, Jamos, and shut the fuck up.
>>
>> weve found him to be ~quite~ thick...
>>
> I think him and mimus might be on teh same bus.

Please keep all this in the servants' quarters where it belongs.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Sir, your wife, under pretence of keeping a bawdy-house,
is a receiver of stolen goods.

< Johnson