Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated

Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.

It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
like that last one the best. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

["Followup-To:" header set to alt.hackers.malicious.]
On 2008-02-22, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
> number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>
> It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
> 503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
> as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
> like that last one the best. ^_^
>
I think your number shoult be 1-800-Fat-Matt

HTH

--

Daito

daito@NOSPAMwickedsamurai.com
irc.exilenet.org
#hackers_malicious #mma
alt.sports.mma

 

On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:40:13 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
> number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>
> It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
> 503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
> as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
> like that last one the best. ^_^
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ? x ?
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

1-diaperboii

 

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:o22tr3ljak9qt85mf9boas8145opa9bngq@4ax.com...
> Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
> number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>
> It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
> 503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
> as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
> like that last one the best. ^_^
>

 

"MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:zVJvj.3435$Mh2.500@nlpi069.nbdc.sbc.com...
>
> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> news:o22tr3ljak9qt85mf9boas8145opa9bngq@4ax.com...
> > Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
> > number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
> >
> > It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
> > 503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
> > as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
> > like that last one the best. ^_^
> >
>
>
>
The same could be said about you mr mindfuck

 

"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in message
news:47bf9df4$0$22831$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> "MindBrain" <someone@microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:zVJvj.3435$Mh2.500@nlpi069.nbdc.sbc.com...
>>
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>> news:o22tr3ljak9qt85mf9boas8145opa9bngq@4ax.com...
>> > Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
>> > number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>> >
>> > It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
>> > 503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
>> > as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
>> > like that last one the best. ^_^
>> >
>>
>>
>>
> The same could be said about you mr mindfuck
>
>

Hahahahahaha ohhhhkaaaaaaaaay

 

On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:48:55 -0600, "MindBrain"
<someone@microsoft.com> wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:o22tr3ljak9qt85mf9boas8145opa9bngq@4ax.com...
>> Since my new house is in Wally World I was able to get my old phone
>> number back. For those that don't remember it's (509) 522-1337.
>>
>> It's too bad the first three digits (not the area code) couldn't be
>> 503 though, then I could have my number as "so eleet". Or 770-1337,
>> as "too leet". Wait, even better, 734-1337, as "teh leet". I think I
>> like that last one the best. ^_^
>>
>
>

If only it were really true. I mean if only the retards like yourself
could TRULY stop caring, cause then...OH WOW! Boy you just might
figure out how to shut yourself the fuck up and stay the hell out of
my threads! But then, if you did that, where else would you get the
negative attention you so desperately search for?

Hatter Addicts never were very bright, pretty much being a retard is
like the entry standard for your particular breed of idiocy. Do try
and keep your mindless inane stink off the rest of my threads if you
can, my lil unfriendly Care Bear.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

[nothing, really]

Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.

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T H E R E I S N O K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N?55 -- mhm 20x8

"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne

"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

 

On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:13:14 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Shu<COCK SLAP>

LOL, check this newfag out, he's named himself from a South Park
character! Specifically Oprah's pussy. He must REALLY like cock in
the mouth I guess. *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:13:14 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>[nothing, really]
>
>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.

McButtmonkey.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>'Menjy' wrote:
>
>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>
>LOL

Why? It isn't funny. I just asked you to shut the fuck up, Ludbunski. Please
do so.

[subliterate homophobic raving shitcanned]

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@@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@!
!@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@ @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@
@!@@!@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@!@!@ @!@!@!@! @!@!@!@! @!@
!!@!!! !@! !!! !@! !!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!
!!: !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!!
:!: :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!:
:: ::::: :: ::::: :: :: :::: :: ::: :: ::: ::
: : : : : : : :: : :: : : : : : : :::


T H E R E I S N O K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N?55 -- mhm 20x8

"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne

"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

 

Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
snot:

>Or 770-1337, as "too leet".

That would be "tto leet", you cuntsneeze. You can't do *that* correctly either.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension)
afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
(Upgraded to Diamond in 2005)
aavf3: mhm21x20

"Today tragedy struck a very small town. The town's
only parking lot caught fire and burned to the ground.
The police chief had this to say: 'It was either one
psychopath, full of hate... or a group of five psychopaths
with 20 percent of the hate for each.'" -- John F. Stepp

 

'Menjy' wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>
>>> Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>
>> LOL
>
> Why? It isn't funny. I just asked you to shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
> Please do so.

Ludbunski, up is where you need to shut the fuck.

> [subliterate homophobic raving shitcanned]

This Ludbunski asshat is as mind-numbingly dull and
unoriginal as it gets. I've read insurance policies that
were more interesting.



--
Scott Campbell

"Hound dog barkin',
bullfrog croakin',
Hey!
Everything Is Broken..." - Bob Dylan

 

Scott Campbell totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
snot:

>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>
>>>> Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>
>>> LOL
>>
>> Why? It isn't funny. I just asked you to shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>> Please do so.
>
>Ludbunski, up is where you need to shut the fuck.

I'd like to print out all the leet-speak and Japanese emoticons that you've
spewed all over my beloved flame groups on A4-size paper so I can stack them all
up, put them in front of your face, and pound them all down your throat with my
fist. Then you would shut the fuck up via overwhelming force, rather than us
waiting around forever until you do it yourself.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension)
afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
(Upgraded to Diamond in 2005)
aavf3: mhm21x20

"Today tragedy struck a very small town. The town's
only parking lot caught fire and burned to the ground.
The police chief had this to say: 'It was either one
psychopath, full of hate... or a group of five psychopaths
with 20 percent of the hate for each.'" -- John F. Stepp

 

"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:tr24s3lhdhmeak9rflkshqia9ns3ennjd5@4ax.com...
> Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
cloud of
> snot:
>
> >Or 770-1337, as "too leet".
>
> That would be "tto leet", you cuntsneeze. You can't do *that* correctly
either.
>
Okay.. so i guess it would be 700-1337... Sometimes people make mistakes...
Deal with it.

 

On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:59:52 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>I'd li<COCK SLAP>

People in hell want ice water. You don't get to have what you
want...because you're a total fuckin retard.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:46:33 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>
>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message
>news:tr24s3lhdhmeak9rflkshqia9ns3ennjd5@4ax.com...
>> Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>cloud of
>> snot:
>>
>> >Or 770-1337, as "too leet".
>>
>> That would be "tto leet", you cuntsneeze. You can't do *that* correctly
>either.
>>
>Okay.. so i guess it would be 700-1337... Sometimes people make mistakes...
>Deal with it.

It's okay if I make mistakes, I have no shortage of useless bitches on
Usenet following me all over the place looking to role play in a pair
of sheer pantyhose and a short skirt as my lil online secretary.
Tubby the Wonder Retard up there probably spends HOURS on end combing
through my every post, desperately seeking anything he can try and
lame me with.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

The ignoble return of Jamos Ludbunski - public whistler, mime-artist and pink-bottomed spankard.

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

[...]

Weren't you told to shut the fuck up, Ludbunski?

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Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N?55 -- mhm 20x8

"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne

"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

 

Re: The ignoble return of Jamos Ludbunski - public whistler, mime-artist and pink-bottomed spankard.

On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:03:45 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>Weren't you told to shut the fuck up, Ludbunski?

Who the fuck are you jabbering at Newfag? The problem as I see it is
that we used to just get newfags during holidays and summer vacation,
but ever since they stopped giving a shit about children's education,
well, we're seeing more and more drop-outs, which equates to more and
more thirty year old basement dwelling retards mooching off their
idiot parents. Mingy here is obviously all butt hurz from something,
probably his mommy stopped buying him all those snacky cakes he likes
so much. The closest he's ever gotten to a woman is eatin out that
lil ho "Debbie" and all her delicious sugar molested treats.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:02:47 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:


>Wh<fingers Mingy with a razor blade>

You like that Mingy, huh bitch? You want me to fuck you with a
splintered 2x4 next? Show me how much you want it, show me by
replying...again and again and again...LOL...gotta love New-fags.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )