Happy Birthday SMURFS!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html


Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!

To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.

Jade

 

On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500
Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wasted precious bandwith with:

>
>
>
> http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html
>
>
> Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>
> To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>
> Jade
>
THATS THE SMURFIEST POST I EVER SMURFED!

I feel smurfy now, smurfs a lot!

--
www.smirkingchimp.com

 

On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:58:38 -0800, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500
>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>>
>>
>>
>> http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html
>>
>>
>> Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>
>> To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>>
>> Jade
>>
>THATS THE SMURFIEST POST I EVER SMURFED!
>
>I feel smurfy now, smurfs a lot!

You seem like more of the boo bah type.

miguel, just sayin'

 

On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>
>
>
>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html
>
>
>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>
>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.

blue heathen.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:58:53 -0800
miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:58:38 -0800, ???hw??f
> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500
> >Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap
> >/index.html>
> >>
> >> Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
> >>
> >> To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
> >>
> >> Jade
> >>
> >THATS THE SMURFIEST POST I EVER SMURFED!
> >
> >I feel smurfy now, smurfs a lot!
>
> You seem like more of the boo bah type.
>
> miguel, just sayin'

THIS IS AN ENGRISH ONLY NEWSGROUP AMIGO!

--
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On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:39:48 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>
>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html
>>
>>
>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>
>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>
>blue heathen.

Smurfy blue heathen!

Jade

 

Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> posted
<koqso3lklat8htjbvida7ldj3njfe06ijd@4ax.com> in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:37:56
-0500:

>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:39:48 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html
>>>
>>>
>>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>>
>>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>>
>>blue heathen.
>
>Smurfy blue heathen!

Everybody knows that Smurfette is a nympho.


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Daedalus wrote:

> On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:39:48 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html
>>>
>>>
>>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>>
>>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>>
>>blue heathen.
>
> Smurfy blue heathen!
>
> Jade

so who was "baby smurf"'s daddy?

--
--

Jade *is* a fucking retard! :]

 

"Jade is a fucking Retard" <sampierce69@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3138299.Utlf0POrue@unixd0rk.com...
> Daedalus wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:39:48 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
> >>wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
>
>>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/inde
x.html
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
> >>>
> >>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
> >>
> >>blue heathen.
> >
> > Smurfy blue heathen!
> >
> > Jade
>
> so who was "baby smurf"'s daddy?

Deputy Dawg.

 

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:37:56 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:39:48 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html
>>>
>>>
>>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>>
>>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>>
>>blue heathen.
>
>Smurfy blue heathen!

GO GO GARGAMEL!!!!

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Jan 16, 3:16 pm, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
> On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:37:56 -0500, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:39:48 -0500, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
> >wrote:
>
> >>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
> >>wrote:
>
> >>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/inde...
>
> >>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>
> >>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>
> >>blue heathen.
>
> >Smurfy blue heathen!
>
> GO GO GARGAMEL!!!!
>

The little dudes from Fraggle Rock would win in a fight against the
Smurfs.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:09:38 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Jan 16, 3:16 pm, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>> On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:37:56 -0500, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> >On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:39:48 -0500, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
>> >wrote:
>>
>> >>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
>> >>wrote:
>>
>> >>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/inde...
>>
>> >>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>
>> >>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>>
>> >>blue heathen.
>>
>> >Smurfy blue heathen!
>>
>> GO GO GARGAMEL!!!!
>>
>
>The little dudes from Fraggle Rock would win in a fight against the
>Smurfs.

duh. theyre hardcore mupets.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>
>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html
>>
>>
>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>
>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>
>blue heathen.

You know what gets me? Whenever they show a "Smurf"--you know, for the
purpose of showcasing the Smurfs--it is always just a "generic" smurf
(blue, shirtless, with the floppy white hat). But when we watch the
show, we see that *each* smurf has a very specific and identifiable
idiosyncrasy or visual characteristic: "Brainy" has the glasses; "Handy"
has the pencil behind the ear; "Vanity" has the gay flower on his hat;
"Greedy" has the chef's hat...you get the point. NONE of the Smurfs
that we know and love look like a "generic" Smurf. They each have a
specific look that distinguishes them from the other Smurfs. Papa Smurf
has the beard and the red suit; Smurfette is a girl (ostensibly the
*only* girl, but that's another post); you get the point.

So what I want to know is: who are all these generic Smurfs with no
distinguishing personalities that we never see, but are apparently the
representatives of the Smurf community? It's like Nazi propaganda: keep
showing the image of a handsome, young blond kid--despite the fact that
we're mostly dark-haired, overweight, hook-nosed, maybe
dark-skinned...you get the point--and you convey the message that
we--Oh, hey, what the???

I just incited Godwin's Law in a discussion about the Smurfs. Oh, man.
I've got to rethink this whole Usenet thing. That's it. Goodbye
forever. Last Post Ever.

Love,
Wavy G

--
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--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
* *
* *
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On Jan 17, 12:19 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
> >On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
> >wrote:
>
> >>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/inde...
>
> >>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>
> >>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>
> >blue heathen.
>
> You know what gets me? Whenever they show a "Smurf"--you know, for the
> purpose of showcasing the Smurfs--it is always just a "generic" smurf
> (blue, shirtless, with the floppy white hat). But when we watch the
> show, we see that *each* smurf has a very specific and identifiable
> idiosyncrasy or visual characteristic: "Brainy" has the glasses; "Handy"
> has the pencil behind the ear; "Vanity" has the gay flower on his hat;
> "Greedy" has the chef's hat...you get the point. NONE of the Smurfs
> that we know and love look like a "generic" Smurf. They each have a
> specific look that distinguishes them from the other Smurfs. Papa Smurf
> has the beard and the red suit; Smurfette is a girl (ostensibly the
> *only* girl, but that's another post); you get the point.
>
> So what I want to know is: who are all these generic Smurfs with no
> distinguishing personalities that we never see, but are apparently the
> representatives of the Smurf community? It's like Nazi propaganda: keep
> showing the image of a handsome, young blond kid--despite the fact that
> we're mostly dark-haired, overweight, hook-nosed, maybe
> dark-skinned...you get the point--and you convey the message that
> we--Oh, hey, what the???
>
> I just incited Godwin's Law in a discussion about the Smurfs. Oh, man.
> I've got to rethink this whole Usenet thing. That's it. Goodbye
> forever. Last Post Ever.
>

The smurfs live in a socialist dictatorship. This is a well known fact
that has seen wide circulation on the internet. It's not too
dissimilar to the pre-fall Soviet Union. The only real debate comes
when one considers who, exactly, was the dictator? Papa smurf, a
loveable Lenin (who looks like Marx) or Gargamel, a ruthless Stalin-
esque figure? Of course there is always the theory that the smurf
village was a successful utopian commune, and Gargamel represents the
Wests bloodthirsty crush of Capitalism.

In which case, I'd have to compare Gargamel to that slut Ayn Rand.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

Yes, I called her a slut.

 

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:11:45 -0500, Jade is a fucking Retard
<sampierce69@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Daedalus wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:39:48 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>>>
>>>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>>>
>>>blue heathen.
>>
>> Smurfy blue heathen!
>>
>> Jade
>
>so who was "baby smurf"'s daddy?

I believe they used L Ron Hubbard's sperm.

Be Well.

Jade

 

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:19:51 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html
>>>
>>>
>>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>>
>>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>>
>>blue heathen.
>
>You know what gets me? Whenever they show a "Smurf"--you know, for the
>purpose of showcasing the Smurfs--it is always just a "generic" smurf
>(blue, shirtless, with the floppy white hat). But when we watch the
>show, we see that *each* smurf has a very specific and identifiable
>idiosyncrasy or visual characteristic: "Brainy" has the glasses; "Handy"
>has the pencil behind the ear; "Vanity" has the gay flower on his hat;
>"Greedy" has the chef's hat...you get the point. NONE of the Smurfs
>that we know and love look like a "generic" Smurf. They each have a
>specific look that distinguishes them from the other Smurfs. Papa Smurf
>has the beard and the red suit; Smurfette is a girl (ostensibly the
>*only* girl, but that's another post); you get the point.
>
>So what I want to know is: who are all these generic Smurfs with no
>distinguishing personalities that we never see, but are apparently the
>representatives of the Smurf community? It's like Nazi propaganda: keep
>showing the image of a handsome, young blond kid--despite the fact that
>we're mostly dark-haired, overweight, hook-nosed, maybe
>dark-skinned...you get the point--and you convey the message that
>we--Oh, hey, what the???
>
>I just incited Godwin's Law in a discussion about the Smurfs. Oh, man.
>I've got to rethink this whole Usenet thing. That's it. Goodbye
>forever. Last Post Ever.
>
>Love,
>Wavy G

nobody smurf

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:34:40 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Jan 17, 12:19 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>> >On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
>> >wrote:
>>
>> >>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/inde...
>>
>> >>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>
>> >>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>>
>> >blue heathen.
>>
>> You know what gets me? Whenever they show a "Smurf"--you know, for the
>> purpose of showcasing the Smurfs--it is always just a "generic" smurf
>> (blue, shirtless, with the floppy white hat). But when we watch the
>> show, we see that *each* smurf has a very specific and identifiable
>> idiosyncrasy or visual characteristic: "Brainy" has the glasses; "Handy"
>> has the pencil behind the ear; "Vanity" has the gay flower on his hat;
>> "Greedy" has the chef's hat...you get the point. NONE of the Smurfs
>> that we know and love look like a "generic" Smurf. They each have a
>> specific look that distinguishes them from the other Smurfs. Papa Smurf
>> has the beard and the red suit; Smurfette is a girl (ostensibly the
>> *only* girl, but that's another post); you get the point.
>>
>> So what I want to know is: who are all these generic Smurfs with no
>> distinguishing personalities that we never see, but are apparently the
>> representatives of the Smurf community? It's like Nazi propaganda: keep
>> showing the image of a handsome, young blond kid--despite the fact that
>> we're mostly dark-haired, overweight, hook-nosed, maybe
>> dark-skinned...you get the point--and you convey the message that
>> we--Oh, hey, what the???
>>
>> I just incited Godwin's Law in a discussion about the Smurfs. Oh, man.
>> I've got to rethink this whole Usenet thing. That's it. Goodbye
>> forever. Last Post Ever.
>>
>
>The smurfs live in a socialist dictatorship. This is a well known fact
>that has seen wide circulation on the internet. It's not too
>dissimilar to the pre-fall Soviet Union. The only real debate comes
>when one considers who, exactly, was the dictator? Papa smurf, a
>loveable Lenin (who looks like Marx) or Gargamel, a ruthless Stalin-
>esque figure? Of course there is always the theory that the smurf
>village was a successful utopian commune, and Gargamel represents the
>Wests bloodthirsty crush of Capitalism.
>
>In which case, I'd have to compare Gargamel to that slut Ayn Rand.

gargamel rewls, dude. whether directly or indirectly. papa smurf is
merely a pawn.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:00:16 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:19:51 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/index.html
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>>>
>>>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>>>
>>>blue heathen.
>>
>>You know what gets me? Whenever they show a "Smurf"--you know, for the
>>purpose of showcasing the Smurfs--it is always just a "generic" smurf
>>(blue, shirtless, with the floppy white hat). But when we watch the
>>show, we see that *each* smurf has a very specific and identifiable
>>idiosyncrasy or visual characteristic: "Brainy" has the glasses; "Handy"
>>has the pencil behind the ear; "Vanity" has the gay flower on his hat;
>>"Greedy" has the chef's hat...you get the point. NONE of the Smurfs
>>that we know and love look like a "generic" Smurf. They each have a
>>specific look that distinguishes them from the other Smurfs. Papa Smurf
>>has the beard and the red suit; Smurfette is a girl (ostensibly the
>>*only* girl, but that's another post); you get the point.
>>
>>So what I want to know is: who are all these generic Smurfs with no
>>distinguishing personalities that we never see, but are apparently the
>>representatives of the Smurf community? It's like Nazi propaganda: keep
>>showing the image of a handsome, young blond kid--despite the fact that
>>we're mostly dark-haired, overweight, hook-nosed, maybe
>>dark-skinned...you get the point--and you convey the message that
>>we--Oh, hey, what the???
>>
>>I just incited Godwin's Law in a discussion about the Smurfs. Oh, man.
>>I've got to rethink this whole Usenet thing. That's it. Goodbye
>>forever. Last Post Ever.
>>
>>Love,
>>Wavy G
>
>nobody smurf

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
news:qq50p35miuaqrcd3a4ltlh252n5n7j4h0p@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:00:16 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:19:51 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/ind
>>>>>ex.html
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>>>>>
>>>>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>>>>
>>>>blue heathen.
>>>
>>>You know what gets me? Whenever they show a "Smurf"--you know, for
>>>the purpose of showcasing the Smurfs--it is always just a "generic"
>>>smurf (blue, shirtless, with the floppy white hat). But when we
>>>watch the show, we see that *each* smurf has a very specific and
>>>identifiable idiosyncrasy or visual characteristic: "Brainy" has the
>>>glasses; "Handy" has the pencil behind the ear; "Vanity" has the gay
>>>flower on his hat; "Greedy" has the chef's hat...you get the point.
>>>NONE of the Smurfs that we know and love look like a "generic" Smurf.
>>> They each have a specific look that distinguishes them from the
>>>other Smurfs. Papa Smurf has the beard and the red suit; Smurfette
>>>is a girl (ostensibly the *only* girl, but that's another post); you
>>>get the point.
>>>
>>>So what I want to know is: who are all these generic Smurfs with no
>>>distinguishing personalities that we never see, but are apparently
>>>the representatives of the Smurf community? It's like Nazi
>>>propaganda: keep showing the image of a handsome, young blond
>>>kid--despite the fact that we're mostly dark-haired, overweight,
>>>hook-nosed, maybe dark-skinned...you get the point--and you convey
>>>the message that we--Oh, hey, what the???
>>>
>>>I just incited Godwin's Law in a discussion about the Smurfs. Oh,
>>>man. I've got to rethink this whole Usenet thing. That's it.
>>>Goodbye forever. Last Post Ever.
>>>
>>>Love,
>>>Wavy G
>>
>>nobody smurf
>

Dave, posting empty follow-ups to your own posts is a clear sign that you
need to put the bottle down.

 

On Jan 17, 7:40 pm, gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote innews:qq50p35miuaqrcd3a4ltlh252n5n7j4h0p@4ax.com:
>
>
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> > On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:00:16 -0500, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG>
> > wrote:
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> >>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:19:51 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com>
> >>wrote:
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> >>>Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
> >>>>On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:02:35 -0500, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
> >>>>wrote:
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> >>>>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/14/belgium.smurfsturn50.ap/ind
> >>>>>ex.html
>
> >>>>>Happy birthday Smurfs! I hope you have a smurfy day!
>
> >>>>>To smurfs and humans alike - Be well.
>
> >>>>blue heathen.
>
> >>>You know what gets me? Whenever they show a "Smurf"--you know, for
> >>>the purpose of showcasing the Smurfs--it is always just a "generic"
> >>>smurf (blue, shirtless, with the floppy white hat). But when we
> >>>watch the show, we see that *each* smurf has a very specific and
> >>>identifiable idiosyncrasy or visual characteristic: "Brainy" has the
> >>>glasses; "Handy" has the pencil behind the ear; "Vanity" has the gay
> >>>flower on his hat; "Greedy" has the chef's hat...you get the point.
> >>>NONE of the Smurfs that we know and love look like a "generic" Smurf.
> >>> They each have a specific look that distinguishes them from the
> >>>other Smurfs. Papa Smurf has the beard and the red suit; Smurfette
> >>>is a girl (ostensibly the *only* girl, but that's another post); you
> >>>get the point.
>
> >>>So what I want to know is: who are all these generic Smurfs with no
> >>>distinguishing personalities that we never see, but are apparently
> >>>the representatives of the Smurf community? It's like Nazi
> >>>propaganda: keep showing the image of a handsome, young blond
> >>>kid--despite the fact that we're mostly dark-haired, overweight,
> >>>hook-nosed, maybe dark-skinned...you get the point--and you convey
> >>>the message that we--Oh, hey, what the???
>
> >>>I just incited Godwin's Law in a discussion about the Smurfs. Oh,
> >>>man. I've got to rethink this whole Usenet thing. That's it.
> >>>Goodbye forever. Last Post Ever.
>
> >>>Love,
> >>>Wavy G
>
> >>nobody smurf
>
> Dave, posting empty follow-ups to your own posts is a clear sign that you
> need to put the bottle down.

I was thinking the same thing, to be honest.

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