You have my moms birthday! To cool. I almost forgot to call her. Anyway happy birthday to my Canadian Sister.
Happy belated birthday! I trust you had an absolutely splendid day. I can assume that you are getting ready for my visit? That is why I mailed you extra D-cell batteries.... errr... for that flashlight! Yeah... flashlight.
Yep....I got a brand new toque and legwarmers since that's all I'll be wearing...and my...errr...flashlight is good to go.
Huh? What are the legwarmers for? If they are for what I think they are for, I hope you purchased adult sized legwarmers.
Of course she buys adult sized legwarmers. She's like 50 years old or something like that. I doubt children's legwarmers would fit on a woman of such advanced years.
I already wished you a fantabulous birthday at the Jungle, but it never hurts to do it twice. I would have gotten you the gift of a free anal bleaching, but I didn't even know they existed until you told me about them today. Your corruption of my innocence knows no bounds. Happy Birthday, you crazy Canuck!
