Guess The Troll (Round Two)

Re: NOMINATION: PAP Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:51:05 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
<nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:14:14 +0000, gregvk attempted to confuse the
>> issue further by squeaking:
>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>>>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked.
>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>
>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>
>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>
>>>
>>> Fun Stats
>>>
>>> Newsgroups tormented: 15-20 (rough guess) Newsgroups caught in the
>>> crosspost-fire: 30-40 (rough guess) ISPs used: 5 (2 disappeared, 2
>>> just plain suck, currently using fifth) NSPs used: 7 (3 still in
>>> use, 2 just suck, 1 too greedy, 1 bannination) Accounts TOSsed: 1
>>> Stern warnings received: 1
>>> Really whiny "warnings" received: 2
>>> Computers that shit the bed: 1 tower, 2 laptops, 1 (ancient) mini
>>> Newsreaders tried that sucked: 4
>>> Newsreaders tried that actually worked: 2 Short-lived nyms: 45-55
>>> (rough guess) Long-lived nyms: 5-8 (rough guess)
>>> Longest "break" period: 3 months
>>> Newsgroups more-or-less wrecked: 1
>>> Half dead groups more-or-less resuscitated: 1 Record campaign under
>>> single nym: 3 years, alt.religion.christian.* Record campaign under
>>> multiple nyms: 3 years, alt.usenet.kooks (9 nyms)
>>> - Of which 4 were "kookologists" and 2 were believed to be "BowTie"
>>> Strangest campaign: comp.lang.c
>>> Meanest campaign: alt.cuddle
>>> Easiest campaign: alt.christnet.prayer Most intense campaign:
>>> alt.law-enforcement.traffic (216 posts in an hour) Most
>>> out-of-control campaign: rec.motorcycles Most difficult campaign:
>>> rec.pets.cats *and* sci.med (tie) Most disgusting campaign: rec.nude
>>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>>
>> OK, I realise this may seem like a revenge nom,
>
>It does, but I'm sure you'll get a second anyway.
>
>> but there is good
>> reason to second this.
>
>No there isn't.

Oh Rhonda, don't get all pissy and butthurtz just cause the wannabe
trollie you're cheating on your husband with might get nominated for a
stAUKer award.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Greg...Scared and Alone

On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> gregvk wrote:
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>> bullshit.
>>>
>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>
>> It's been tried before.
>
>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>some pretty shocking shit IRL.

In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
Greg?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>
>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>
>>> It's been tried before.
>>
>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>
>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>Greg?


My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
very strange noises, for some reason.

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:59:01 +0000, gregvk wrote:

> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> news:pan.2008.06.21.15.19.38.751292@netscape.net:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a
>>>>>>> beady
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had
>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be
>>>>>>>>> sure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of Guess The Troll. After the last round I was either
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>>>>> Atlas
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bugged
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kicked your
>>>>>>>>> ass
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>laughs.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on this article (give or take an hour).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fun Stats
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>-snipped-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the alt.*
>>>>>>>>> hierarchy.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Verizon sucks. Get credo mobile, fyi.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The larger an organization gets, the more they suck. (This seems
>>>>>>> to be especially true of banks, phone companies and ISPs.)
>>>>>>> Always do business with small-to-medium size businesses, if you
>>>>>>> can.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yeap.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Details on /.org
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No Verizon users? No loss. ...Let's hope a few other ISPs
>>>>>>>>> follow
>>>>>>> suit.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You dont want playmates on teh usernets?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They can still use NSPs. NSP users are less likely to be whining
>>>>>>> fuckheads, anyway.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lets all give Gary and Chris some biz
>>>>>
>>>>> They can have all the people who think $5 (or more) per mo for
>>>>> Usenet is actually a good deal.
>>>>
>>>> It takes a bit of shopping to get FREE.
>>>> Or just search www.newzbot.com
>>>
>>> The problem with free providers is that you aren't worth anything to
>>> them. They have no incentive to keep you happy. Hell, they don't
>>> have any incentive to even keep your account open.
>>
>> Sure its like free software or anything else: if yas dont like it dont
>> complain
>
> But complaining is fun. And if you're lucky you'll piss somebody off and
> make them do something they'll regret for years and years. LOL

Good luck with that. People are hard to motivate.

--
Case In Point
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/15404

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>
>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>
>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>
>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>
>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>Greg?
>
>
>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>very strange noises, for some reason.

And yet out of all you pathetic ass hats I'm the only one secure
enough to post my full name, address, phone number, personal details,
etc. See, unlike you lessers...I don't have anything I need to
hide...that's why all your attacks are always based on blatant lies
and twisted version rather than any of the truth represented about me.
Because of what I post, the evidence as such, you KNOW that what you
post about me is a lie, and therefore always failing. With YOU kids
on the other hand...well, your lives really *ARE* as pathetic as you
try and lie about mine...and that's why you hide, that's why you're
*SO* afraid to post any personal information...because the TRUTH would
actually hurt you, where as with me...it holds no weight as a weapon.

You can try and claim that if you post yer RL info the big bad Usenet
boogie-man will come and get you in the middle of the night...but we
all know that's just a bunch of shit, there are plenty of people just
liak me online, just as vicious and just as out in the open...and
unlike you, we don't try and hide behind the obvious urban legend of
an RL attacking kook.

Face facts, child...you don't post any personal information because
your personal life would expose you as the dribbling, pathetic,
FAILURE of a human being that you are. And unlike me, no one would
need to lie about your real life in order to attack you. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

In article <inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com>,
Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote:

> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
> >On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >
> >>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
> >>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> >>
> >>> gregvk wrote:
> >>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> >>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
> >>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
> >>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
> >>>>> bullshit.
> >>>>
> >>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
> >>>
> >>> It's been tried before.
> >>
> >>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
> >>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
> >>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
> >>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
> >
> >In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
> >hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
> >Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
> >real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
> >the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
> >you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
> >show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
> >try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
> >of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
> >to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
> >crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
> >Greg?
>
>
> My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
> very strange noises, for some reason.

oh yeah well youre a fagboi
fagbai fagboi fagboi fagboi fagboi fagboi fagboi
hahahaahaha look at me look at me
im the master troll bwahahaha

im liak so k00l

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:brus54p3og520ete90ac20ojklb0b037p6@4ax.com:
>>
>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>
> And yet out of all you pathetic ass hats I'm the only one secure
> enough to post my full name, address, phone number, personal details,
> etc.

You're also the one who's basically begging for somebody as fuckheaded as
you are to own your fat ass IRL. Maybe you'll luck out and it will never
happen... And maybe the moon will split open like a huge pinata and rain
candy down on everyone. LOL

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

On 22 Jun 2008 17:28:09 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:brus54p3og520ete90ac20ojklb0b037p6@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>
>> And yet out of all you pathetic ass hats I'm the only one secure
>> enough to post my full name, address, phone number, personal details,
>> etc.
>
>You're also the one who's basically begging for somebody as fuckheaded as
>you are to own your fat ass IRL.

Why don't you try it, Fatty? Come on, what are you so afraid of? Be
the kook you've always longed to be, go ahead and try to take it to
that level...I think it'd be good for you...a nice taste of bitch
slapping reality. LOL

See...there's a reason that kooks like you don't ever go RL...it's
because you can't function on that level...and if you could...well,
your dumbass sure the fuck wouldn't be wasting every waking minute of
your time on Usenet.

Simply put...deficients liak you don't even COMPREHEND how IRL works.
You're so fuckwittedly stupid and backward that you actually believe
on some deranged level that if you randomly phone up some stranger and
start yapping off at the mouth to them about someone they know that
they're just instantly going to take your side, believe EVERYTHING you
say, you, the random stranger they don't even know, and will then hit
it off into a buddy, buddy conversation liak you've been best friends
forever and they'll just ~*magically*~ know *ALL* about that "Usenet
thing" you keep jabbering on about like a raving lunatic.

....yeah...that's you, Stupid. You see people like me, adult, adults
who function *IN* the real world, we *KNOW* how the real world
works...which is why we aren't bothered even in the slightest with
posting our full name and personal information. I mean, we don't go
around town wearing a paper bag over our heads...so why the fuck would
we do it online?

You on the other hand...you do wear a paper bag over your
head...figuratively speaking of course, in that you HIDE in your
little hovel of an "apartment" in yer mommy's basement as much as
possible. And so likewise, when someone liak you goes online, you
HIDE online in the same way you try and HIDE in the real world.

To put it bluntly, the people liak you...are cowards. You're a
pathetic, sniveling, whiney little bitch...and no Greggie, I have
absolutely NOTHING to fear from your type, you are *FAR* too much of a
coward to even attempt to go RL. Hell, *YOU* can't even go RL for
YOURSELF, much less anyone else.

No, the only people who ever try and go RL, are those who post
openly...the funny thing about it though Greggie...is that they're
never attackful. I mean I've had various people online call me up on
the phone...all of them openly stated who they were...and none of them
even attempted to verbally attack me...of course, these sorts of
people, liak myself, we don't actually take your breed seriously, to
us, the Internet really *ISN'T* serious business and we can't *EVER*
feel butthurtz, because we simply don't let anything get to us and we
see it all as just a big game.

You don't though, do you Greg? It's personal to you, so personal you
sit there in yer lil damp, sweat stained, greasy chair whilst you
fondle at yer lil pecker, desperately fantasizing, WISHING beyond
anything that someone, ANYONE (but you of course) would try and go
RL...just to "teach me a lesson"...the "lesson" you wish were real,
but sadly, no...because your breed doesn't function that way...in fact
you're wholly incapable of it. And as I said...that's why you're no
threat to those like myself who post openly. There's nothing to fear
from cowards liak you. ^__^

>Maybe you'll luck out and it will never
>happen... And maybe the moon will split open like a huge pinata and rain
>candy down on everyone. LOL

How come you don't want to talk about your daddy, Greg? How old were
you when he left you and your mom? Have you forgiven him?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: NOMINATION: PAP Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
<popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote:
>On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:59:37 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>> wrote:
>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:21:29 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>was laughing at the antics of Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries, when they suddenly
>>>burst out in tears:
>>>> The Demon of Mockery wrote:
>>>>> Hail Eris! On Jun 21, 3:51 am, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" wrote:
>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:14:14 +0000, gregvk attempted to confuse the
>>>>>>> issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>>>>>>>>>>>> thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking
>>>>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be
>>>>>>>>>>>> sure. <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you
>>>>>>>>>>> asked. LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>>>>>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Fun Stats
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Newsgroups tormented: 15-20 (rough guess) Newsgroups caught in the
>>>>>>>> crosspost-fire: 30-40 (rough guess) ISPs used: 5 (2 disappeared, 2
>>>>>>>> just plain suck, currently using fifth) NSPs used: 7 (3 still in
>>>>>>>> use, 2 just suck, 1 too greedy, 1 bannination) Accounts TOSsed: 1
>>>>>>>> Stern warnings received: 1
>>>>>>>> Really whiny "warnings" received: 2
>>>>>>>> Computers that shit the bed: 1 tower, 2 laptops, 1 (ancient) mini
>>>>>>>> Newsreaders tried that sucked: 4
>>>>>>>> Newsreaders tried that actually worked: 2 Short-lived nyms: 45-55
>>>>>>>> (rough guess) Long-lived nyms: 5-8 (rough guess) Longest "break"
>>>>>>>> period: 3 months
>>>>>>>> Newsgroups more-or-less wrecked: 1
>>>>>>>> Half dead groups more-or-less resuscitated: 1 Record campaign under
>>>>>>>> single nym: 3 years, alt.religion.christian.* Record campaign under
>>>>>>>> multiple nyms: 3 years, alt.usenet.kooks (9 nyms) - Of which 4 were
>>>>>>>> "kookologists" and 2 were believed to be "BowTie" Strangest
>>>>>>>> campaign: comp.lang.c
>>>>>>>> Meanest campaign: alt.cuddle
>>>>>>>> Easiest campaign: alt.christnet.prayer Most intense campaign:
>>>>>>>> alt.law-enforcement.traffic (216 posts in an hour) Most
>>>>>>>> out-of-control campaign: rec.motorcycles Most difficult campaign:
>>>>>>>> rec.pets.cats *and* sci.med (tie) Most disgusting campaign:
>>>>>>>> rec.nude Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> OK, I realise this may seem like a revenge nom,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It does, but I'm sure you'll get a second anyway.
>>>>>
>>>>> Meaning, you think he has somehow managed to spank me, at some point.
>>>>> Opinion noted, and laughed at.
>>>>
>>>> I agreed with your surmise. What more can you ask?
>>>
>>>Ha. Ha.
>>>
>>>>>>> but there is good reason to second this.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No there isn't.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes there is.
>>>>
>>>> Okay.
>>>>
>>>>>>> Roughly two years or more of sock-puppetry which he refuses to
>>>>>>> acknowledge, though it's perfectly transparent to anyone familiar
>>>>>>> with his other nyms;
>>>>>>
>>>>>> None of which he has claimed, and none of which you have a shred of
>>>>>> proof for but a "feeling" based on what you insist is a similarity of
>>>>>> posting style.
>>>>>
>>>>> The obsession with AUK which they all share is another, plus the need
>>>>> to prove themselves superior to the kookologists of AUK by kicking
>>>>> around the k00ks "better" than we(tinw) can -- if it's not the same
>>>>> person, then it's all the same group of Encyclopedia Dramatica trolls,
>>>>> which is the same fucking diff.
>>>>
>>>> Meaning: "I have no idea but this is truthy enough."
>>>
>>>He's not exactly been sufficiently distinctive in his personality, over
>>>all those nyms, to be definitively one or the other.
>>>
>>>>> One jealous homophobic twit or a gang of them, it makes no odds. They
>>>>> deserve the same level of respect, either way.
>>>>
>>>> <shakes head>
>>>
>>>You may disagree, but you're net.dead.;-{P}
>>>
>>>>>>> unsupported bragging about
>>>>>>> trolling under other unnamed nyms; claiming to have been (or to
>>>>>>> still be, for that matter), not just one, but *four* different
>>>>>>> kookologists (which would render him immune to such a nomination as
>>>>>>> this, BTW, if true -- should he come clean later, I have no doubt he
>>>>>>> can get any kook awards he may win in the meantime overturned, but
>>>>>>> as long as he's just making a claim without backing it up...Well,
>>>>>>> that's kooky, moronic, and pretty damned stupid); and essentially
>>>>>>> painting himself as someone who can do kookology better than AUK,
>>>>>>> while at the same time attacking AUK, in addition to showing off his
>>>>>>> l33t kookological skillz -- for all these reasons do I, Snarky,
>>>>>>> hereby nominate
>>>>>>> ansermetniam/annedpink/purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe/gregvk (the
>>>>>>> only nyms which I'm confident in naming as his,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <shakes head>
>>>>>
>>>>> If he's not who and what I say, he can bloody well out himself.
>>>>
>>>> Because you said so?
>>>
>>>Because I'm nominating him *now* -- he's kept this one nym long enough to
>>>become memorable, and he most definitely has been trying to be both an
>>>independent kookologist and a superior one to all of AUK, which would fit
>>>with the ED (q.v. 36 lines up) observation made to me regarding him
>>>awhile back. The ED has its own form of kookology, one far more agreeable
>>>to right-wingers and homophobes, and he exemplifies it. It's not a form
>>>that goes over well with AUK, though. I know that because multiple
>>>kookologists in AUK (possibly all, by now) have expressed one level of
>>>disapproval of him or another, in the past two years.
>>>
>>>>> Or else he can win awards.
>>>>
>>>> My best guess is that will be satisfactory, but I can't say for sure.
>>>
>>>If he wants a few awards, he can have them.
>>>
>>>>> Wev. It's entirely up to him. Or her. Running a long troll has its
>>>>> risks. OTOH, his latest homophobic spewage doesn't seem to me like
>>>>> something you would support, Rhonda, nor does it seem worthy of a
>>>>> kookologist, but never mind.
>>>>
>>>> Did you actually look at those posts?
>>>
>>>I did. He claims to switch newsreaders, operating systems, internet
>>>providers, news providers, and posting styles a lot, so if he's switched
>>>to motzarella some of the time, so what? If he's being frogged (he can't
>>>be forged), how can you or anyone tell? He has the anonymity he desires.
>>>If he doesn't like it, he can out himself. Giving him "the benefit of the
>>>doubt" would be silly, since he's as good as said he doesn't want it.
>>>
>>>> And even assuming he did make those posts, what is it that makes one
>>>> troll more acceptable to you than another? All trolls must be
>>>> politically correct? They must not offend your specific sensibilities?
>>>> What?
>>>
>>>Hardly. Craig Chilton's a k00k, too. No, if you want to see my criteria,
>>>check the FAQ and the Kook Test (and add "homophobia" where appropriate).
>>>"Jes' trollin'" doesn't make one immune to being a k00k. Knowing when to
>>>stop would be another matter.
>>>
>>>>> A PAP could be
>>>>> overturned; however, if he wins a BUA, all bets are off. Then, even if
>>>>> he does out himself afterward,
>>>>
>>>> I sincerely doubt there's going to be any outing. I don't think s/he
>>>> will out her/himself, and I don't think there's anyone who actually
>>>> knows who s/he is.
>>>
>>>Fine. I have no problem with it.
>>>
>>>> I just know for a fact who s/he isn't--several times over, albeit with
>>>> more proof in some cases than others--so it does limit the
>>>> possibilities.
>>>
>>>I don't really care, at this point.
>>>
>>>>> you might just see an historic event: A kookologist, possibly even a
>>>>> HoT winner, being stripped of hir honours. I strongly advise him to
>>>>> end the troll now, before he plays chicken with his "official" rep, if
>>>>> he does have one.
>>>>
>>>> For someone who doesn't take usenet seriously, you sure take this
>>>> pretty seriously.
>>>
>>>GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what? MAL-2: Sometimes I take
>>>humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it
>>>is irrelevant.
>>>
>>>The man speaks sooth.
>>>
>>>>> But if he wants to play, I'm willing to play too.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> specifically because
>>>>>>> they're mostly random strings of letters, together with the attitude
>>>>>>> common to all of them that he's not going to play with AUK (because
>>>>>>> we're so mean, elitist, and cliquish), while he's playing with AUK
>>>>>>> (because he's so mean, elitist, and cliquish -- no, it doesn't make
>>>>>>> any sense to me, either, but it _is_ his attitude)) for the Bartlo
>>>>>>> Memorial Pathetic Anal Pineapple.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Your sig is more annoying than Hatter's.
>>>>>
>>>>> It is not, however, malformed, nor is it composed of quotes from my
>>>>> own posts. None of my .sigs are. Hence, you may whine some more.
>>>>> Fluffy appreciates it.
>>>>
>>>> You have more personal exceptions for doing yourself what you nominate
>>>> others for than anyone I know.
>>>>
>>>> I'm done, Snarky. Have at it.
>>>
>>><charges forth>
>>
>> These kookwhines from Rhon-duh are APPROVED.
>
>But do you second? That's the question.

I thought I saw a withdraw post at some point later on down the river;
if not, teh Bartlo is seconded and APPROVED.

--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>
>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>
>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>
>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>
>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>Greg?
>>
>>
>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>
>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
[...blah blah blah...]

Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend
the vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of
epic whines and posting them to Usenet?

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

Ludbunski wrote:

[...]

Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.

--
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
http://www.reikanido.com/iacw
It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

"Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done
both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in
<47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

"I make over a $100 a day"
Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

>Ludbunski wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.

I tried, I really tried, but failed to get through the first paragraph
w/o quick scrolling through the rest.

 

Re: NOMINATION: PAP Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 19:35:40 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:
> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:59:37 -0600, Art Deco did most oddly state:
>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:21:29 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>>>was laughing at the antics of Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries, when they suddenly
>>>>burst out in tears:
>>>>> The Demon of Mockery wrote:
>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Jun 21, 3:51 am, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" wrote:
>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:14:14 +0000, gregvk attempted to confuse
>>>>>>>> the issue further by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a
>>>>>>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>> sure. <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>>>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you
>>>>>>>>>>>> asked. LOL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>>>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>>>>>>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Fun Stats
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Newsgroups tormented: 15-20 (rough guess) Newsgroups caught in
>>>>>>>>> the crosspost-fire: 30-40 (rough guess) ISPs used: 5 (2
>>>>>>>>> disappeared, 2 just plain suck, currently using fifth) NSPs used:
>>>>>>>>> 7 (3 still in use, 2 just suck, 1 too greedy, 1 bannination)
>>>>>>>>> Accounts TOSsed: 1 Stern warnings received: 1
>>>>>>>>> Really whiny "warnings" received: 2
>>>>>>>>> Computers that shit the bed: 1 tower, 2 laptops, 1 (ancient) mini
>>>>>>>>> Newsreaders tried that sucked: 4
>>>>>>>>> Newsreaders tried that actually worked: 2 Short-lived nyms: 45-55
>>>>>>>>> (rough guess) Long-lived nyms: 5-8 (rough guess) Longest "break"
>>>>>>>>> period: 3 months
>>>>>>>>> Newsgroups more-or-less wrecked: 1
>>>>>>>>> Half dead groups more-or-less resuscitated: 1 Record campaign
>>>>>>>>> under single nym: 3 years, alt.religion.christian.* Record
>>>>>>>>> campaign under multiple nyms: 3 years, alt.usenet.kooks (9 nyms)
>>>>>>>>> - Of which 4 were "kookologists" and 2 were believed to be
>>>>>>>>> "BowTie" Strangest campaign: comp.lang.c
>>>>>>>>> Meanest campaign: alt.cuddle
>>>>>>>>> Easiest campaign: alt.christnet.prayer Most intense campaign:
>>>>>>>>> alt.law-enforcement.traffic (216 posts in an hour) Most
>>>>>>>>> out-of-control campaign: rec.motorcycles Most difficult campaign:
>>>>>>>>> rec.pets.cats *and* sci.med (tie) Most disgusting campaign:
>>>>>>>>> rec.nude Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> OK, I realise this may seem like a revenge nom,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It does, but I'm sure you'll get a second anyway.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Meaning, you think he has somehow managed to spank me, at some
>>>>>> point. Opinion noted, and laughed at.
>>>>>
>>>>> I agreed with your surmise. What more can you ask?
>>>>
>>>>Ha. Ha.
>>>>
>>>>>>>> but there is good reason to second this.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No there isn't.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes there is.
>>>>>
>>>>> Okay.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Roughly two years or more of sock-puppetry which he refuses to
>>>>>>>> acknowledge, though it's perfectly transparent to anyone familiar
>>>>>>>> with his other nyms;
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> None of which he has claimed, and none of which you have a shred of
>>>>>>> proof for but a "feeling" based on what you insist is a similarity
>>>>>>> of posting style.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The obsession with AUK which they all share is another, plus the
>>>>>> need to prove themselves superior to the kookologists of AUK by
>>>>>> kicking around the k00ks "better" than we(tinw) can -- if it's not
>>>>>> the same person, then it's all the same group of Encyclopedia
>>>>>> Dramatica trolls, which is the same fucking diff.
>>>>>
>>>>> Meaning: "I have no idea but this is truthy enough."
>>>>
>>>>He's not exactly been sufficiently distinctive in his personality, over
>>>>all those nyms, to be definitively one or the other.
>>>>
>>>>>> One jealous homophobic twit or a gang of them, it makes no odds.
>>>>>> They deserve the same level of respect, either way.
>>>>>
>>>>> <shakes head>
>>>>
>>>>You may disagree, but you're net.dead.;-{P}
>>>>
>>>>>>>> unsupported bragging about
>>>>>>>> trolling under other unnamed nyms; claiming to have been (or to
>>>>>>>> still be, for that matter), not just one, but *four* different
>>>>>>>> kookologists (which would render him immune to such a nomination
>>>>>>>> as this, BTW, if true -- should he come clean later, I have no
>>>>>>>> doubt he can get any kook awards he may win in the meantime
>>>>>>>> overturned, but as long as he's just making a claim without
>>>>>>>> backing it up...Well, that's kooky, moronic, and pretty damned
>>>>>>>> stupid); and essentially painting himself as someone who can do
>>>>>>>> kookology better than AUK, while at the same time attacking AUK,
>>>>>>>> in addition to showing off his l33t kookological skillz -- for all
>>>>>>>> these reasons do I, Snarky, hereby nominate
>>>>>>>> ansermetniam/annedpink/purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe/gregvk
>>>>>>>> (the only nyms which I'm confident in naming as his,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <shakes head>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If he's not who and what I say, he can bloody well out himself.
>>>>>
>>>>> Because you said so?
>>>>
>>>>Because I'm nominating him *now* -- he's kept this one nym long enough
>>>>to become memorable, and he most definitely has been trying to be both
>>>>an independent kookologist and a superior one to all of AUK, which
>>>>would fit with the ED (q.v. 36 lines up) observation made to me
>>>>regarding him awhile back. The ED has its own form of kookology, one
>>>>far more agreeable to right-wingers and homophobes, and he exemplifies
>>>>it. It's not a form that goes over well with AUK, though. I know that
>>>>because multiple kookologists in AUK (possibly all, by now) have
>>>>expressed one level of disapproval of him or another, in the past two
>>>>years.
>>>>
>>>>>> Or else he can win awards.
>>>>>
>>>>> My best guess is that will be satisfactory, but I can't say for sure.
>>>>
>>>>If he wants a few awards, he can have them.
>>>>
>>>>>> Wev. It's entirely up to him. Or her. Running a long troll has its
>>>>>> risks. OTOH, his latest homophobic spewage doesn't seem to me like
>>>>>> something you would support, Rhonda, nor does it seem worthy of a
>>>>>> kookologist, but never mind.
>>>>>
>>>>> Did you actually look at those posts?
>>>>
>>>>I did. He claims to switch newsreaders, operating systems, internet
>>>>providers, news providers, and posting styles a lot, so if he's
>>>>switched to motzarella some of the time, so what? If he's being frogged
>>>>(he can't be forged), how can you or anyone tell? He has the anonymity
>>>>he desires. If he doesn't like it, he can out himself. Giving him "the
>>>>benefit of the doubt" would be silly, since he's as good as said he
>>>>doesn't want it.
>>>>
>>>>> And even assuming he did make those posts, what is it that makes one
>>>>> troll more acceptable to you than another? All trolls must be
>>>>> politically correct? They must not offend your specific
>>>>> sensibilities? What?
>>>>
>>>>Hardly. Craig Chilton's a k00k, too. No, if you want to see my
>>>>criteria, check the FAQ and the Kook Test (and add "homophobia" where
>>>>appropriate). "Jes' trollin'" doesn't make one immune to being a k00k.
>>>>Knowing when to stop would be another matter.
>>>>
>>>>>> A PAP could be
>>>>>> overturned; however, if he wins a BUA, all bets are off. Then, even
>>>>>> if he does out himself afterward,
>>>>>
>>>>> I sincerely doubt there's going to be any outing. I don't think s/he
>>>>> will out her/himself, and I don't think there's anyone who actually
>>>>> knows who s/he is.
>>>>
>>>>Fine. I have no problem with it.
>>>>
>>>>> I just know for a fact who s/he isn't--several times over, albeit
>>>>> with more proof in some cases than others--so it does limit the
>>>>> possibilities.
>>>>
>>>>I don't really care, at this point.
>>>>
>>>>>> you might just see an historic event: A kookologist, possibly even a
>>>>>> HoT winner, being stripped of hir honours. I strongly advise him to
>>>>>> end the troll now, before he plays chicken with his "official" rep,
>>>>>> if he does have one.
>>>>>
>>>>> For someone who doesn't take usenet seriously, you sure take this
>>>>> pretty seriously.
>>>>
>>>>GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what? MAL-2: Sometimes I take
>>>>humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it
>>>>is irrelevant.
>>>>
>>>>The man speaks sooth.
>>>>
>>>>>> But if he wants to play, I'm willing to play too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> specifically because
>>>>>>>> they're mostly random strings of letters, together with the
>>>>>>>> attitude common to all of them that he's not going to play with
>>>>>>>> AUK (because we're so mean, elitist, and cliquish), while he's
>>>>>>>> playing with AUK (because he's so mean, elitist, and cliquish --
>>>>>>>> no, it doesn't make any sense to me, either, but it _is_ his
>>>>>>>> attitude)) for the Bartlo Memorial Pathetic Anal Pineapple.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Your sig is more annoying than Hatter's.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It is not, however, malformed, nor is it composed of quotes from my
>>>>>> own posts. None of my .sigs are. Hence, you may whine some more.
>>>>>> Fluffy appreciates it.
>>>>>
>>>>> You have more personal exceptions for doing yourself what you
>>>>> nominate others for than anyone I know.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm done, Snarky. Have at it.
>>>>
>>>><charges forth>
>>>
>>> These kookwhines from Rhon-duh are APPROVED.
>>
>>But do you second? That's the question.
>
> I thought I saw a withdraw post at some point later on down the river; if
> not, teh Bartlo is seconded and APPROVED.

Ha, that was for a different idiot. Thanks!

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"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
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Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
New political compass:
Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67
Odd. I seem to be swaying.

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:25 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com>,
> Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>> >On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>> >
>> >>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>> >>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>> >>
>> >>> gregvk wrote:
>> >>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>> >>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>> >>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>> >>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>> >>>>> bullshit.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>> >>>
>> >>> It's been tried before.
>> >>
>> >>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>> >>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>> >>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>> >>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>> >
>> >In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>> >hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>> >Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>> >real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>> >the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>> >you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>> >show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>> >try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>> >of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>> >to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>> >crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>> >Greg?
>>
>>
>> My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>> very strange noises, for some reason.
>
>oh yeah well youre a fagboi
>fagbai fagboi fagboi fagboi fagboi fagboi fagboi
>hahahaahaha look at me look at me
>im the master troll bwahahaha
>
>im liak so k00l

You are ripping off my material.

Jade

>
>arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
>limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
>then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
>call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>
>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>
>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>Greg?
>>>
>>>
>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>
>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>[...blah blah blah...]
>
>Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend
>the vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of
>epic whines and posting them to Usenet?

The Way of the Kook
-Always snip out the parts of the post that bother you the most.

*nods*

BTW, not everyone types as slow as you do, Cuppycake. What would take
*ALL* of your free time, barely takes 7 or 8 minutes to someone liak
myself.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:18:41 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

>Ludbunski wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.

Probably not by those of your...height. Someone as stupid as you
Mingtard, hell, you have trouble with posts longer than two sentences,
let alone more than two paragraphs. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:35:51 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>
>>Ludbunski wrote:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.
>
>I tried, I really tried, but failed to get through the first paragraph
>w/o quick scrolling through the rest.

Try it with moar RITALIN next time, that might help you, you
chromosomal deficient.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:

> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and
>>>>>>>> pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin
>>>>>>>> into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>
>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks
>>>>>who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>
>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in the
>>>>real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who you
>>>>really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to show
>>>>yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy
>>>>there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you
>>>>and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run to, no
>>>>lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic, crying
>>>>little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right Greg?
>>>
>>>
>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>
>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
> [...blah blah blah...]
>
> Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend the
> vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of epic
> whines and posting them to Usenet?

Must be a mechanism to vent his frustration for having such a shit job as
being the one who greets and hands out carts to customers at WalMart.

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:50:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On 22 Jun 2008 17:28:09 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
>> [quoted text muted]
>
> Why don't you try it, Fatty? Come on, what are you so afraid of? Be the
> kook you've always longed to be, go ahead and try to take it to that
> level...I think it'd be good for you...a nice taste of bitch slapping
> reality. LOL
>
> See...there's a reason that kooks like you don't ever go RL...it's because
> you can't function on that level...and if you could...well, your dumbass
> sure the fuck wouldn't be wasting every waking minute of your time on
> Usenet.
>
> Simply put...deficients liak you don't even COMPREHEND how IRL works.
> You're so fuckwittedly stupid and backward that you actually believe on
> some deranged level that if you randomly phone up some stranger and start
> yapping off at the mouth to them about someone they know that they're just
> instantly going to take your side, believe EVERYTHING you say, you, the
> random stranger they don't even know, and will then hit it off into a
> buddy, buddy conversation liak you've been best friends forever and
> they'll just ~*magically*~ know *ALL* about that "Usenet thing" you keep
> jabbering on about like a raving lunatic.
>
> ...yeah...that's you, Stupid. You see people like me, adult, adults who
> function *IN* the real world, we *KNOW* how the real world works...which
> is why we aren't bothered even in the slightest with posting our full name
> and personal information. I mean, we don't go around town wearing a paper
> bag over our heads...so why the fuck would we do it online?
>
> You on the other hand...you do wear a paper bag over your
> head...figuratively speaking of course, in that you HIDE in your little
> hovel of an "apartment" in yer mommy's basement as much as possible. And
> so likewise, when someone liak you goes online, you HIDE online in the
> same way you try and HIDE in the real world.
>
> To put it bluntly, the people liak you...are cowards. You're a pathetic,
> sniveling, whiney little bitch...and no Greggie, I have absolutely NOTHING
> to fear from your type, you are *FAR* too much of a coward to even attempt
> to go RL. Hell, *YOU* can't even go RL for YOURSELF, much less anyone
> else.
>
> No, the only people who ever try and go RL, are those who post
> openly...the funny thing about it though Greggie...is that they're never
> attackful. I mean I've had various people online call me up on the
> phone...all of them openly stated who they were...and none of them even
> attempted to verbally attack me...of course, these sorts of people, liak
> myself, we don't actually take your breed seriously, to us, the Internet
> really *ISN'T* serious business and we can't *EVER* feel butthurtz,
> because we simply don't let anything get to us and we see it all as just a
> big game.
>
> You don't though, do you Greg? It's personal to you, so personal you sit
> there in yer lil damp, sweat stained, greasy chair whilst you fondle at
> yer lil pecker, desperately fantasizing, WISHING beyond anything that
> someone, ANYONE (but you of course) would try and go RL...just to "teach
> me a lesson"...the "lesson" you wish were real, but sadly, no...because
> your breed doesn't function that way...in fact you're wholly incapable of
> it. And as I said...that's why you're no threat to those like myself who
> post openly. There's nothing to fear from cowards liak you. ^__^
>
>> [quoted text muted]
>
> How come you don't want to talk about your daddy, Greg? How old were you
> when he left you and your mom? Have you forgiven him?
>

Whoa! Bad day at WalMart handing out carts?

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

In article <ieav549rv3l4r3t1047fdrf0gcbs8mf291@4ax.com>,
Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:

> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:25 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com>,
> > Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote:
> >
> >> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
> >> >>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> >> >>
> >> >>> gregvk wrote:
> >> >>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> >> >>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
> >> >>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and
> >> >>>>> pray
> >> >>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into
> >> >>>>> yer
> >> >>>>> bullshit.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
> >> >>>
> >> >>> It's been tried before.
> >> >>
> >> >>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
> >> >>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
> >> >>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to
> >> >>do
> >> >>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
> >> >
> >> >In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
> >> >hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
> >> >Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
> >> >real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
> >> >the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
> >> >you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
> >> >show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
> >> >try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
> >> >of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
> >> >to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
> >> >crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
> >> >Greg?
> >>
> >>
> >> My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
> >> very strange noises, for some reason.
> >
> >oh yeah well youre a fagboi
> >fagbai fagboi fagboi fagboi fagboi fagboi fagboi
> >hahahaahaha look at me look at me
> >im the master troll bwahahaha
> >
> >im liak so k00l
>
> You are ripping off my material.

sorry greg

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limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
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