Guess The Troll (Round Two)

Re: Moultard Fucks Himself Over...Again

gregvk wrote:
> "dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in
> news:4858a635$0$7698$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>
>> gregvk wrote:
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>> news:0kvg54ls4qvea27ieq611t7hc29l0sbljl@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On 18 Jun 2008 00:13:54 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>> news:sgmg549mfik8auljfeg067dkp49102goq9@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 17 Jun 2008 23:33:13 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:ptjg5416t46ljuncghnboljkaedaau2gm1@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> trainable
>>>>>>>> web-tards
>>>>>>>> deficient
>>>>>>>> snits
>>>>>>>> dick blister
>>>>>>>> halfass
>>>>>>>> prepubs
>>>>>>>> ass hat
>>>>>>>> flunk
>>>>>>>> shit loaf
>>>>>>>> fuck stain
>>>>>>>> ass dribble
>>>>>>>> skid
>>>>>>>> skiddie
>>>>>>>> ass troll
>>>>>>>> cock shitter
>>>>>>>> mental amputee
>>>>>>>> fish stick
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nice list, shitloaf.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't you mean "lits"
>>>>>
>>>>> I meant what I wrote, dick blister.
>>>>
>>>> Stealing my material again I see, oh well, it's not as if you have
>>>> any of your own, huh Spankard?
>>>
>>> Thanks for the input, trainable.
>>
>> Uhm..
>
> Nobody wants to read your drivel, cock shitter. Go clean the shit
> out of your fursuit, halfass.

The same could be said of yourself.
--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster

 

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:04:49 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:20:07 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:50:55 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:22:21 -0700, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:31:22 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
>>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>>>>>>>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>>>>>>>>> >-0500:
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>>>>>>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>>>>>>>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>>>>>>> >>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >in
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> figured
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> him.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >Troll.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >hard
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >It
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Vegetable.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Governor of florida.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
>>>>>
>>>>> you are obviously angry.
>>>>
>>>>No, I'm curious yellow.
>>>
>>> Dunno, you look a little green.
>>
>>Thats because I have asparagus in my pants
>
> In your pants, eh? Where else...
>
> http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7448/assparagusrd7.jpg
>
> *nods*
>
That dosent look very healthy.
Some kind of candida over-growth perhaps...

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On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:29:27 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:20:07 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:50:55 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:22:21 -0700, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:31:22 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
>>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>>>>>>>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>>>>>>>>> >-0500:
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>>>>>>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>>>>>>>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>>>>>>> >>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >in
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> figured
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> him.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >Troll.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >hard
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >It
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Vegetable.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Governor of florida.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
>>>>>
>>>>> you are obviously angry.
>>>>
>>>>No, I'm curious yellow.
>>>
>>> Dunno, you look a little green.
>>
>>Thats because I have asparagus in my pants
>
> Supposed to be in your bra.

Not waerin a bra, bra.

Too furry...asparagus bits would get stuck innit...

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Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:03:59 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:

> spooge wrote:
>> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>> news:pan.2008.06.17.15.04.55.465134@netscape.net:
>>
>>> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:09:51 +0000, spooge wrote:
>>>
>>>> Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in
>>>> news:150620082031179511%erfc-1024@usa.net:
>>>>
>>>>> spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>>>>> news:Xns9ABDEC4697438A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>>>>> <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:pan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a
>>>>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>>>>>>>>>>> thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking
>>>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had
>>>>>>>>>>>> you figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away
>>>>>>>>>>>> since everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be
>>>>>>>>>>> sure. <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of
>>>>>>>>>> Guess The Troll. After the last round I was either St.
>>>>>>>>>> Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
>>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>>> TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked
>>>>>>>>>> your ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>>>>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Fun Stats
>>>>>>
>>>>>> -snipped-
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>>>>>
>>>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>>>>
>>>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
>>>
>>> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the alt.*
>>> hierarchy. Details on /.org
>>
>> Is it only .alt? I thought they were pulling the plug on all of
>> Usenet.
>
> http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-9964895-38.html
>
> Time Warner - no more newsgroups
> Sprint - no more alt
> Verizon - hard to tell but this:
>
> http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/pos...-blocks-access-to-whole-usenet-hierarchy.html
>
> says everything but the Big 8 will be blocked.

its the new buisness model.
keep stripping services and only have them available as add-ons to
increase revenue.
Luckily for me I have an isp that contracts with giganews so I get all
100k + newsfroups with my dial-up

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Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:21:36 +0000, gregvk wrote:

> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> news:pan.2008.06.17.15.04.55.465134@netscape.net:
>
>> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:09:51 +0000, spooge wrote:
>>
>>> Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in
>>> news:150620082031179511%erfc-1024@usa.net:
>>>
>>>> spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>>>>news:Xns9ABDEC4697438A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:
>>>>>
>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>> newsan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092
> @ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin
>>>>>> :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>>>>>>>>>> thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking
>>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had
> you
>>>>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be
> sure.
>>>>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>>>The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
> Atlas
>>>>>>>>>Bugged
>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
> ass
>>>>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>>>
>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>>>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Fun Stats
>>>>>
>>>>>-snipped-
>>>>>
>>>>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>>>>
>>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>>>
>>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
>>
>> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the alt.*
> hierarchy.
>
> LOL
>
Verizon sucks. Get credo mobile, fyi.

>> Details on /.org
>
> No Verizon users? No loss. ...Let's hope a few other ISPs follow suit.

You dont want playmates on teh usernets?


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Re: We have a MELTDOWN in progress (was Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary)

Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:g3b3ks$611$4
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
> news:Xns9AC14B595C169A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:

Your plonker is leaking, DUMBASS.

>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
>> wrote in news:ab66k.2212$L03.1492@edtnps92:
>>>>
>>>> Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary (Including those from
>>>> Round 1)
>>>>
>>>> St. Jackanapes
>>>> Atlas Bugged
>>>> TheApostle
>>>> jitter
>>>> Robert Heinlein
>>>
>>> Now, now. I said I _don't_ think you're Heinlein. In fact I don't
>>> believe you're any two-decades-dead science fiction writer.
>>>
>>>> Chad Stone
>>>> Sean Monaghan
>>>
>>> The two most likely guesses from among my colleagues.
>>>
>>>> purpurroterwald
>>>> malscribe
>>>
>>> These two, jitter, ansermetniam, and annedpink are all pretty certain
>>> -- they're all of a similar style; generic, unremarkable, not
>>> archived, as well as largely focussed on AUK, though not to the
>>> exclusion of all else. Then again, you would not be the first k00k to
>>> attack other k00ks. OTOH, attacking kookologists is a great way to
>>> convince us(tinu) that you're a k00k, meaning, if you're really a
>>> kookologist running a long troll, it's working. Sort of. You haven't
>>> won any awards...
>>>
>>>> BowTie
>>>> Moppy
>>>> Menjy
>>>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>>>
>>>> (And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)
>>>
>>> Hey, add some more to your list: Robert Buchanan, David J. Tholen,
>>> Alex "Dink" Cain, Nemesis, Aratzio, spooge, Snarky (just to weird
>>> everyone out), John Henry, Bob Barnett, Louis Turi, Kadaitcha Man,
>>> Pinku-Sensei, Kali, Sharon B., Bob Officer, Daedalus, Cujo, Kevin
>>> Cannon, Gary Burnore, Rebecca Ore, DBurns6554, John Long, Henry
>>> "Azaxyr" Vizi, Seth Breidbart, Peter J. Ross, Sam Vaknin, Will
>>> Dockery, Chuck Lysaght, Ivan Shambat, Tom Bishop, and Tom Cruise.
>>
>> Nice meltdown, you fuckin failure.
>>
>> Betcher kinda wishing you'd just stayed in RuneScape/Spankardland for
>> another year, huh.
>>
>
> It was nice of the squealing fucktard to lits me a few times in that
> foamdown.

Just don't get so excited that you start touching yourself in public,
again.

....Oops, too late.

 

Re: Moultard Fucks Himself in the Ass Over...Again

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:05:05 -0500, "dracosilv"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>gregvk wrote:
>> "dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in
>> news:4858a635$0$7698$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>
>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>> news:0kvg54ls4qvea27ieq611t7hc29l0sbljl@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On 18 Jun 2008 00:13:54 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>> news:sgmg549mfik8auljfeg067dkp49102goq9@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 17 Jun 2008 23:33:13 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:ptjg5416t46ljuncghnboljkaedaau2gm1@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> trainable
>>>>>>>>> web-tards
>>>>>>>>> deficient
>>>>>>>>> snits
>>>>>>>>> dick blister
>>>>>>>>> halfass
>>>>>>>>> prepubs
>>>>>>>>> ass hat
>>>>>>>>> flunk
>>>>>>>>> shit loaf
>>>>>>>>> fuck stain
>>>>>>>>> ass dribble
>>>>>>>>> skid
>>>>>>>>> skiddie
>>>>>>>>> ass troll
>>>>>>>>> cock shitter
>>>>>>>>> mental amputee
>>>>>>>>> fish stick
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nice list, shitloaf.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't you mean "lits"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I meant what I wrote, dick blister.
>>>>>
>>>>> Stealing my material again I see, oh well, it's not as if you have
>>>>> any of your own, huh Spankard?
>>>>
>>>> Thanks for the input, trainable.
>>>
>>> Uhm..
>>
>> Nobody wants to read your drivel, cock shitter. Go clean the shit
>> out of your fursuit, halfass.
>
>The same could be said of yourself.

It could also be said that what you just said was a piss weak
IKYABWAI, even by your lamentable "standards."

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Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:19:34 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
<ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote:

>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:24:35 +0000, gregvk fixed me with a beady eye, and
>foamed wildly:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:09:14 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
>>> wrote:
>>>>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>>>>screamed:
>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
>>>>>> burst out in tears:
>>>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>>>>>>> Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>>>>>>> so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however,
>>>>>>>> I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots
>>>>>>> (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after
>>>>>>> early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a year,
>>>>>>> in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> HTH!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BTW
>>>>>
>>>>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
>>>>> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>>>>
>>>>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>>>>
>>>>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a homestead
>>>>> in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>>>>
>>>>I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be Chad
>>>>Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up), but one
>>>>survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
>>>>purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.
>>>
>>> He's a webtard whose
>> [pitysnipped obsessive rant]
>>
>> Go change your diaper, tubby. You're stinking up the place.
>>
>>
>> Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary (Including those from Round
>> 1)
>>
>> St. Jackanapes
>> Atlas Bugged
>> TheApostle
>> jitter
>> Robert Heinlein
>
>Now, now. I said I _don't_ think you're Heinlein. In fact I don't believe
>you're any two-decades-dead science fiction writer.
>
>> Chad Stone
>> Sean Monaghan
>
>The two most likely guesses from among my colleagues.
>
>> purpurroterwald
>> malscribe
>
>These two, jitter, ansermetniam, and annedpink are all pretty certain --
>they're all of a similar style; generic, unremarkable, not archived, as
>well as largely focussed on AUK, though not to the exclusion of all else.
>Then again, you would not be the first k00k to attack other k00ks. OTOH,
>attacking kookologists is a great way to convince us(tinu) that you're a
>k00k, meaning, if you're really a kookologist running a long troll, it's
>working. Sort of. You haven't won any awards...
>
>> BowTie
>> Moppy
>> Menjy
>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>
>> (And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)
>
>Hey, add some more to your list: Robert Buchanan, David J. Tholen, Alex
>"Dink" Cain, Nemesis, Aratzio, spooge, Snarky (just to weird everyone
>out), John Henry, Bob Barnett, Louis Turi, Kadaitcha Man, Pinku-Sensei,
>Kali, Sharon B., Bob Officer, Daedalus, Cujo, Kevin Cannon, Gary Burnore,
>Rebecca Ore, DBurns6554, John Long, Henry "Azaxyr" Vizi, Seth Breidbart,
>Peter J. Ross, Sam Vaknin, Will Dockery, Chuck Lysaght, Ivan Shambat, Tom
>Bishop, and Tom Cruise.

Don't forget Hanging-Gut, IceKnife, Lionel, Soapy, Rebecca Ore, Fred
Ziffel, Jules, Dave Ratcliffe, Cipher, Charles Urlic Farley, Belinda,
Ari Asikainen, Alan Kellogg, Unit 4/18/24, Taylor NetScum, Steve
Williams, Sharon B, Sergi, Ross, Phoenix, Meowharishi, LiberalFascist,
Kevin Burnett, Hugh Despot, etc, etc, etc.

^_^
--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
news:pan.2008.06.18.15.42.33.174120@netscape.net:

> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:21:36 +0000, gregvk wrote:
>
>> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>> news:pan.2008.06.17.15.04.55.465134@netscape.net:
>>
>>> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:09:51 +0000, spooge wrote:
>>>
>>>> Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in
>>>> news:150620082031179511%erfc-1024@usa.net:
>>>>
>>>>> spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>>>>>news:Xns9ABDEC4697438A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
<ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>> newsan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092
>> @ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin
>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a
beady
>>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>>>>>>>>>>> thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking
>>>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had
>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be
>> sure.
>>>>>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>>>>The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>> Atlas
>>>>>>>>>>Bugged
>>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>> ass
>>>>>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>>>>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Fun Stats
>>>>>>
>>>>>>-snipped-
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>>>>>
>>>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>>>>
>>>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
>>>
>>> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the alt.*
>> hierarchy.
>>
>> LOL
>>
> Verizon sucks. Get credo mobile, fyi.

The larger an organization gets, the more they suck. (This seems to be
especially true of banks, phone companies and ISPs.) Always do business
with small-to-medium size businesses, if you can.

>>> Details on /.org
>>
>> No Verizon users? No loss. ...Let's hope a few other ISPs follow
suit.
>
> You dont want playmates on teh usernets?


They can still use NSPs. NSP users are less likely to be whining
fuckheads, anyway.

 

Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:uddi541tgub8dse4hus96m4dlroalo2hc9@4ax.com:
>
> Don't forget Hanging-Gut, IceKnife, Lionel, Soapy, Rebecca Ore, Fred
> Ziffel, Jules, Dave Ratcliffe, Cipher, Charles Urlic Farley, Belinda,
> Ari Asikainen, Alan Kellogg, Unit 4/18/24, Taylor NetScum, Steve
> Williams, Sharon B, Sergi, Ross, Phoenix, Meowharishi, LiberalFascist,
> Kevin Burnett, Hugh Despot

Nice list, fatass. How many of them did you go RL on?

 

Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

Ludbunski wrote:

[...]

I haven't a fucking clue what Ludbunski wrote. I picked one of his posts and
random, and shitcanned everything including the attribs and any quoted text.

I rather enjoyed the experience.

--
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
http://www.reikanido.com/iacw
It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

"Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done
both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in
<47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

"I make over a $100 a day"
Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary

 

Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

On 18 Jun 2008 19:41:22 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:uddi541tgub8dse4hus96m4dlroalo2hc9@4ax.com:
>>
>> Don't forget Hanging-Gut, IceKnife, Lionel, Soapy, Rebecca Ore, Fred
>> Ziffel, Jules, Dave Ratcliffe, Cipher, Charles Urlic Farley, Belinda,
>> Ari Asikainen, Alan Kellogg, Unit 4/18/24, Taylor NetScum, Steve
>> Williams, Sharon B, Sergi, Ross, Phoenix, Meowharishi, LiberalFascist,
>> Kevin Burnett, Hugh Despot
>
>Nice list, fatass. How many of them did you go RL on?

Nice froth, fathead. How many of them did you sue for libeling your
stupidity?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:46:47 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

>Ludbunski wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>I ha<COCK SLAP>

Where's yer frothing Hatter obsessed attrib Ming-tard? What's the
matter, did you start to realize how much of a fuckin kook it made you
look like.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: We have a MOCKING in progress (was Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary)

On the long hot summer day of Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:25:04 +0000, gregvk
dribbled:
> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>
>>> Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary (Including those from
>>> Round 1)
>>>
>>> St. Jackanapes
>>> Atlas Bugged
>>> TheApostle
>>> jitter
>>> Robert Heinlein
>>
>> Now, now. I said I _don't_ think you're Heinlein. In fact I don't
>> believe you're any two-decades-dead science fiction writer.
>>
>>> Chad Stone
>>> Sean Monaghan
>>
>> The two most likely guesses from among my colleagues.
>>
>>> purpurroterwald
>>> malscribe
>>
>> These two, jitter, ansermetniam, and annedpink are all pretty certain --
>> they're all of a similar style; generic, unremarkable, not archived, as
>> well as largely focussed on AUK, though not to the exclusion of all
>> else. Then again, you would not be the first k00k to attack other k00ks.
>> OTOH, attacking kookologists is a great way to convince us(tinu) that
>> you're a k00k, meaning, if you're really a kookologist running a long
>> troll, it's working. Sort of. You haven't won any awards...
>>
>>> BowTie
>>> Moppy
>>> Menjy
>>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>>
>>> (And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)
>>
>> Hey, add some more to your list: Robert Buchanan, David J. Tholen, Alex
>> "Dink" Cain, Nemesis, Aratzio, spooge, Snarky (just to weird everyone
>> out), John Henry, Bob Barnett, Louis Turi, Kadaitcha Man, Pinku-Sensei,
>> Kali, Sharon B., Bob Officer, Daedalus, Cujo, Kevin Cannon, Gary
>> Burnore, Rebecca Ore, DBurns6554, John Long, Henry "Azaxyr" Vizi, Seth
>> Breidbart, Peter J. Ross, Sam Vaknin, Will Dockery, Chuck Lysaght, Ivan
>> Shambat, Tom Bishop, and Tom Cruise.
>
> Nice meltdown, you fuckin failure.
>
> Betcher kinda wishing you'd just stayed in RuneScape/Spankardland for
> another year, huh.

Not really, no.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run
away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

 

Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote in
news:vb0j541n6a248qnpmals56s25pj2ckl8nl@4ax.com:

> Ludbunski wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> I haven't a fucking clue what Ludbunski wrote. I picked one of his
> posts and random, and shitcanned everything including the attribs and
> any quoted text.

It was just another clip-n-hide with a mommy lame. Nothing you haven't
already seen in 99% of his posts.

> I rather enjoyed the experience.

Sometimes simpler is better.

 

Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>mommy lame.

How ironic.

--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen

 

Re: We have a MELTDOWN in progress (was Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary)

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote
>in news:ab66k.2212$L03.1492@edtnps92:
>>>
>>> Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary (Including those from
>>> Round 1)
>>>
>>> St. Jackanapes
>>> Atlas Bugged
>>> TheApostle
>>> jitter
>>> Robert Heinlein
>>
>> Now, now. I said I _don't_ think you're Heinlein. In fact I don't
>> believe you're any two-decades-dead science fiction writer.
>>
>>> Chad Stone
>>> Sean Monaghan
>>
>> The two most likely guesses from among my colleagues.
>>
>>> purpurroterwald
>>> malscribe
>>
>> These two, jitter, ansermetniam, and annedpink are all pretty certain
>> -- they're all of a similar style; generic, unremarkable, not
>> archived, as well as largely focussed on AUK, though not to the
>> exclusion of all else. Then again, you would not be the first k00k to
>> attack other k00ks. OTOH, attacking kookologists is a great way to
>> convince us(tinu) that you're a k00k, meaning, if you're really a
>> kookologist running a long troll, it's working. Sort of. You haven't
>> won any awards...
>>
>>> BowTie
>>> Moppy
>>> Menjy
>>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>>
>>> (And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)
>>
>> Hey, add some more to your list: Robert Buchanan, David J. Tholen,
>> Alex "Dink" Cain, Nemesis, Aratzio, spooge, Snarky (just to weird
>> everyone out), John Henry, Bob Barnett, Louis Turi, Kadaitcha Man,
>> Pinku-Sensei, Kali, Sharon B., Bob Officer, Daedalus, Cujo, Kevin
>> Cannon, Gary Burnore, Rebecca Ore, DBurns6554, John Long, Henry
>> "Azaxyr" Vizi, Seth Breidbart, Peter J. Ross, Sam Vaknin, Will
>> Dockery, Chuck Lysaght, Ivan Shambat, Tom Bishop, and Tom Cruise.
>
>Nice meltdown, you fuckin failure.
>
>Betcher kinda wishing you'd just stayed in RuneScape/Spankardland for
>another year, huh.

Who is "we", s0ck?

--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:06:16 +0000, gregvk wrote:

> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> news:pan.2008.06.18.15.42.33.174120@netscape.net:
>
>> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:21:36 +0000, gregvk wrote:
>>
>>> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>>> news:pan.2008.06.17.15.04.55.465134@netscape.net:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:09:51 +0000, spooge wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in
>>>>> news:150620082031179511%erfc-1024@usa.net:
>>>>>
>>>>>> spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>>>>>>news:Xns9ABDEC4697438A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
> <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>> newsan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092
>>> @ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin
>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a
> beady
>>>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>>>>>>>>>>>> thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking
>>>>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had
>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be
>>> sure.
>>>>>>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>>>>>The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>> Atlas
>>>>>>>>>>>Bugged
>>>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>> ass
>>>>>>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>>>>>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Fun Stats
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>-snipped-
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>>>>>
>>>>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
>>>>
>>>> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the alt.*
>>> hierarchy.
>>>
>>> LOL
>>>
>> Verizon sucks. Get credo mobile, fyi.
>
> The larger an organization gets, the more they suck. (This seems to be
> especially true of banks, phone companies and ISPs.) Always do business
> with small-to-medium size businesses, if you can.
>
Yeap.

>>>> Details on /.org
>>>
>>> No Verizon users? No loss. ...Let's hope a few other ISPs follow
> suit.
>>
>> You dont want playmates on teh usernets?
>
>
> They can still use NSPs. NSP users are less likely to be whining
> fuckheads, anyway.

Lets all give Gary and Chris some biz

--
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/15347

 

HomosexuRaoul Fucks Himself in the Ass...Again

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:54:53 -0500, St. Raoul Xemblinosky
<saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>> Nobody wants to read your drivel, cock shitter. Go clean the shit
>> out of your fursuit, halfass.

>The same could be said of yourself.

It could also be said that what you just said was a piss weak
IKYABWAI, even by your lamentable "standards."

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:01:31 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
<nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:09:14 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
>> Absurdity <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>>> screamed:
>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
>>>>> burst out in tears:
>>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you
>>>>>>>> asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt;
>>>>>>> however, I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few
>>>>>> ballots (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK
>>>>>> after early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a
>>>>>> year, in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>>>
>>>>>> HTH!!
>>>>>
>>>>> BTW
>>>>
>>>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
>>>> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>>>
>>>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>>>
>>>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>>>
>>>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
>>>> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>>>
>>> I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be Chad
>>> Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up), but one
>>> survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
>>> purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.

>> He's a webtard whose getting help from Rhonda.

>What kind of help, exactly, am I giving him? And how? Telepathy?

Why do you ask dumbfuck questions that you already know the answers
to, Dumbfuck?

>> Basically she's
>> feeding him tactics and telling him what he should do to try and make
>> people think he's an oldbie Usenet poaster. On his own he's a
>> complete fuckin n00b, but using her liak his personal bitch he's able
>> to present himself as being moar than just a flunkie Webbie board drop
>> out.

><sigh>

Sucks to have yer trollie attempt exposed liak that, huh?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )