Guess The Troll (Round Two)

Re: Moultard's Official Nym Wishlist

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:sgmg549mfik8auljfeg067dkp49102goq9@4ax.com:

> On 17 Jun 2008 23:33:13 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>news:ptjg5416t46ljuncghnboljkaedaau2gm1@4ax.com:
>>>
>>> trainable
>>> web-tards
>>> deficient
>>> snits
>>> dick blister
>>> halfass
>>> prepubs
>>> ass hat
>>> flunk
>>> shit loaf
>>> fuck stain
>>> ass dribble
>>> skid
>>> skiddie
>>> ass troll
>>> cock shitter
>>> mental amputee
>>> fish stick
>>
>>Nice list, shitloaf.
>
> Don't you mean "lits"

I meant what I wrote, dick blister.

> you Webbie Newfag? You really should try harder
> if you wanna attempt to troll people into thinking that you're some
> oldbie Usenet poster. Go ask Rhonda for some moar tips to look less
> stupid, she'll help you out. In return of course she'll expect moar
> of your personal information...which she will out at some point, just
> for shits and giggles. You've been trolled, Fuckup...and by a
> lopsided woman at that. LOL

Thanks for sharing, fuckstain.

 

In article <i8ig54h11f5trnko1809nm967smj9g9f2k@4ax.com>,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:42:49 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >In article <aieg54hjngikltstn92vearg29qogm3saq@4ax.com>,
> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:24:29 -0700, in the land of
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >> >In article <s49e5418j3u6lchlag3t8cmrbkb4mke8ch@4ax.com>,
> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:25:58 -0700, in the land of
> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:
> >> >>
> >> >> >In article <OPy5k.1763$sg6.942@edtnps91>,
> >> >> > Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> >> >> > <mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
> >> >> >> Discordia
> >> >> >> was
> >> >> >> laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in
> >> >> >> tears:
> >> >> >> > "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote :
> >> >> >
> >> >> >youre arguing with someone engaged in three way discussion of
> >> >> >buttshrooms
> >> >> >with hatter and timmay
> >> >> >
> >> >> >ferchrissakes show a little dignity
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> <royal wave>
> >> >>
> >> >> Happy?
> >> >
> >> >we gots standard
> >> >
> >>
> >> we do? since when?
> >
> >stole it from gas station restroom
> >
> Well put it back, you don't know where it has been.

seek and you shall find

http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B00000F5ZW?sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

Anyhoo...I've not seen this movie in a lonnnng time, but the one thing that
sticks out the most with me, is the maid, butler, and driver that have the
toilet, whom the maid called "Montclair". LOL very funny when the toilet broke
and she was sobbing "They killled Montclairrrrr!!!!" haha

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:09:14 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
> Absurdity <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>> screamed:
>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>> wrote:
>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
>>>> burst out in tears:
>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you
>>>>>>> asked. LOL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt;
>>>>>> however, I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>>
>>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few
>>>>> ballots (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK
>>>>> after early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>>
>>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a
>>>>> year, in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>>
>>>>> HTH!!
>>>>
>>>> BTW
>>>
>>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
>>> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>>
>>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>>
>>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>>
>>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
>>> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>>
>> I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be Chad
>> Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up), but one
>> survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
>> purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.
>
> He's a webtard whose getting help from Rhonda.

What kind of help, exactly, am I giving him? And how? Telepathy?

> Basically she's
> feeding him tactics and telling him what he should do to try and make
> people think he's an oldbie Usenet poaster. On his own he's a
> complete fuckin n00b, but using her liak his personal bitch he's able
> to present himself as being moar than just a flunkie Webbie board drop
> out.

<sigh>

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

 

Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:rekg545okv49odbiu8rh2o32ha9554vc6c@4ax.com:

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:09:14 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
> Absurdity <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>>screamed:
>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>> wrote:
>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
>>>> burst out in tears:
>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you
>>>>>>> asked. LOL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt;
>>>>>> however, I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>>
>>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few
>>>>> ballots (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK
>>>>> after early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>>
>>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a
>>>>> year, in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>>
>>>>> HTH!!
>>>>
>>>> BTW
>>>
>>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
>>> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>>
>>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>>
>>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>>
>>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
>>> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>>
>>I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be Chad
>>Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up), but one
>>survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
>>purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.
>
> He's a webtard whose
[pitysnipped obsessive rant]

Go change your diaper, tubby. You're stinking up the place.


Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary
(Including those from Round 1)

St. Jackanapes
Atlas Bugged
TheApostle
jitter
Robert Heinlein
Chad Stone
Sean Monaghan
purpurroterwald
malscribe
BowTie
Moppy
Menjy
PorchMonkey4Life

(And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)

 

"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g39mre$jqn$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>> He's a webtard whose getting help from Rhonda.
>
> What kind of help, exactly, am I giving him? And how? Telepathy?

You dug through thirty zillion old posts to find that tiny 3-article thread
from 2004 with the "Christmas Wishlist" post in it, then you emailed the
link to me at greg@nospam.okthx so I could post the link and claim I wrote
it.

Yeah, that's it.

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
news:8sgf54dg15ivtvqs37na03nh3kn4n5u890@4ax.com:

> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:10:35 +0000 (UTC), spooge
> <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
>
>>mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>news:mair_fheal-72C17E.13544716062008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net:
>>
>>> In article <pnhd54l8pa8d9k00h1kqfk4c425vq552i0@4ax.com>,
>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:21:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >In article <5rpc545pl8tln12fmipn24vlluirinoena@4ax.com>,
>>>> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:57:34 -0700, Stella Starr <none@none.net>
>>>> >> wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> >Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might
>>>> >> >respond, this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No
>>>> >> >aviation content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid
>>>> >> >with a can of spray paint.
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >All together now....ignore!
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Well done! The ignroing is obvious!
>>>> >
>>>> >i am ingroning your obvious troll
>>>>
>>>> I didn't even read your post, much less reply to it.
>>>
>>> i disdain in your general nonexistence
>>
>>Hmmmm?
>
> Breakfast burrito.

Igor Larinov.



--
First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
news:pan.2008.06.17.15.04.55.465134@netscape.net:

> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:09:51 +0000, spooge wrote:
>
>> Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in
>> news:150620082031179511%erfc-1024@usa.net:
>>
>>> spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>>>news:Xns9ABDEC4697438A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:
>>>>
>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
>>>>> wrote in
>>>>> news:pan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin
>>>>> :
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>>>>>>>>> thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking
>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>>The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>>>>>>Bugged
>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>>
>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Fun Stats
>>>>
>>>>-snipped-
>>>>
>>>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>>>
>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>>
>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
>
> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the alt.* hierarchy.
> Details on /.org

Is it only .alt? I thought they were pulling the plug on all of Usenet.

--
First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis

 

Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

gregvk wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> news:rekg545okv49odbiu8rh2o32ha9554vc6c@4ax.com:
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:09:14 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
>> Absurdity <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>>> screamed:
>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
>>>>> burst out in tears:
>>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you
>>>>>>>> asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt;
>>>>>>> however, I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few
>>>>>> ballots (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK
>>>>>> after early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a
>>>>>> year, in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>>>
>>>>>> HTH!!
>>>>>
>>>>> BTW
>>>>
>>>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
>>>> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>>>
>>>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>>>
>>>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>>>
>>>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
>>>> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>>>
>>> I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be
>>> Chad Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up),
>>> but one survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
>>> purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.
>>
>> He's a webtard whose
> [pitysnipped obsessive rant]
>
> Go change your diaper, tubby. You're stinking up the place.
>
>
> Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary
> (Including those from Round 1)
>
> St. Jackanapes
> Atlas Bugged
> TheApostle
> jitter
> Robert Heinlein
> Chad Stone
> Sean Monaghan
> purpurroterwald
> malscribe
> BowTie
> Moppy
> Menjy
> PorchMonkey4Life
>
> (And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)

Did you forget that you're a Bertie the Bunyip sock?

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

spooge wrote:
> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> news:pan.2008.06.17.15.04.55.465134@netscape.net:
>
>> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:09:51 +0000, spooge wrote:
>>
>>> Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in
>>> news:150620082031179511%erfc-1024@usa.net:
>>>
>>>> spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns9ABDEC4697438A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:
>>>>>
>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>>>> <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote in
>>>>>> news:pan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a
>>>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>>>>>>>>>> thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking
>>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had
>>>>>>>>>>> you figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away
>>>>>>>>>>> since everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be
>>>>>>>>>> sure. <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of
>>>>>>>>> Guess The Troll. After the last round I was either St.
>>>>>>>>> Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>> TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked
>>>>>>>>> your ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>>>
>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>>>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Fun Stats
>>>>>
>>>>> -snipped-
>>>>>
>>>>> Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>>>>
>>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>>>
>>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
>>
>> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the alt.*
>> hierarchy. Details on /.org
>
> Is it only .alt? I thought they were pulling the plug on all of
> Usenet.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-9964895-38.html

Time Warner - no more newsgroups
Sprint - no more alt
Verizon - hard to tell but this:

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/pos...-blocks-access-to-whole-usenet-hierarchy.html

says everything but the Big 8 will be blocked.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

 

Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g39ps9$qua$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> gregvk wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>> news:rekg545okv49odbiu8rh2o32ha9554vc6c@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:09:14 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
>>> Absurdity <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>>>> screamed:
>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
>>>>>> burst out in tears:
>>>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you
>>>>>>>>> asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt;
>>>>>>>> however, I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few
>>>>>>> ballots (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK
>>>>>>> after early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a
>>>>>>> year, in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> HTH!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BTW
>>>>>
>>>>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
>>>>> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>>>>
>>>>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>>>>
>>>>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
>>>>> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>>>>
>>>> I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be
>>>> Chad Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up),
>>>> but one survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
>>>> purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.
>>>
>>> He's a webtard whose
>> [pitysnipped obsessive rant]
>>
>> Go change your diaper, tubby. You're stinking up the place.
>>
>>
>> Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary
>> (Including those from Round 1)
>>
>> St. Jackanapes
>> Atlas Bugged
>> TheApostle
>> jitter
>> Robert Heinlein
>> Chad Stone
>> Sean Monaghan
>> purpurroterwald
>> malscribe
>> BowTie
>> Moppy
>> Menjy
>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>
>> (And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)
>
> Did you forget that you're a Bertie the Bunyip sock?

Ah, yes. BtB has been quiet for the past couple days so I forgot all
about that. I see a couple other guesses that I overlooked, too.


Submission Summary Addendum

Bertie the Bunyip
ansermetniam
annedpink
RLKF's husband

 

Greggsly Fucks Himself Over...Again

On 18 Jun 2008 00:13:54 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:sgmg549mfik8auljfeg067dkp49102goq9@4ax.com:
>
>> On 17 Jun 2008 23:33:13 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>news:ptjg5416t46ljuncghnboljkaedaau2gm1@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>> trainable
>>>> web-tards
>>>> deficient
>>>> snits
>>>> dick blister
>>>> halfass
>>>> prepubs
>>>> ass hat
>>>> flunk
>>>> shit loaf
>>>> fuck stain
>>>> ass dribble
>>>> skid
>>>> skiddie
>>>> ass troll
>>>> cock shitter
>>>> mental amputee
>>>> fish stick
>>>
>>>Nice list, shitloaf.
>>
>> Don't you mean "lits"
>
>I meant what I wrote, dick blister.

Stealing my material again I see, oh well, it's not as if you have any
of your own, huh Spankard?

>> you Webbie Newfag? You really should try harder
>> if you wanna attempt to troll people into thinking that you're some
>> oldbie Usenet poster. Go ask Rhonda for some moar tips to look less
>> stupid, she'll help you out. In return of course she'll expect moar
>> of your personal information...which she will out at some point, just
>> for shits and giggles. You've been trolled, Fuckup...and by a
>> lopsided woman at that. LOL

>Tha<COCK SLAP>

Your input in the matter really wasn't needed, nor wanted. You can
run along now, Spankard. Go change yer nyme again from all the
butthurtz...and change yer diaper along with it, otherwise yer new
nyme is gonna be ShittyPantsGreg.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Guess The Retard (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

On 18 Jun 2008 01:24:35 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:rekg545okv49odbiu8rh2o32ha9554vc6c@4ax.com:
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:09:14 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
>> Absurdity <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>>>screamed:
>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
>>>>> burst out in tears:
>>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you
>>>>>>>> asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt;
>>>>>>> however, I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few
>>>>>> ballots (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK
>>>>>> after early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a
>>>>>> year, in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>>>
>>>>>> HTH!!
>>>>>
>>>>> BTW
>>>>
>>>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
>>>> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>>>
>>>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>>>
>>>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>>>
>>>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
>>>> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>>>
>>>I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be Chad
>>>Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up), but one
>>>survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
>>>purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.
>>
>> He's a webtard whose
>[pi<COCK SLAP>

Who said you were allowed to poast, Retard? You'll keep your mouth
shut within my presence, lest you want to have my cock slapped across
yer idiot face.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Moultard Fucks Himself Over...Again

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:0kvg54ls4qvea27ieq611t7hc29l0sbljl@4ax.com:

> On 18 Jun 2008 00:13:54 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>news:sgmg549mfik8auljfeg067dkp49102goq9@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On 17 Jun 2008 23:33:13 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>news:ptjg5416t46ljuncghnboljkaedaau2gm1@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>> trainable
>>>>> web-tards
>>>>> deficient
>>>>> snits
>>>>> dick blister
>>>>> halfass
>>>>> prepubs
>>>>> ass hat
>>>>> flunk
>>>>> shit loaf
>>>>> fuck stain
>>>>> ass dribble
>>>>> skid
>>>>> skiddie
>>>>> ass troll
>>>>> cock shitter
>>>>> mental amputee
>>>>> fish stick
>>>>
>>>>Nice list, shitloaf.
>>>
>>> Don't you mean "lits"
>>
>>I meant what I wrote, dick blister.
>
> Stealing my material again I see, oh well, it's not as if you have any
> of your own, huh Spankard?

Thanks for the input, trainable.

 

Re: Moultard Fucks Himself Over...Again

gregvk wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> news:0kvg54ls4qvea27ieq611t7hc29l0sbljl@4ax.com:
>
>> On 18 Jun 2008 00:13:54 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>> news:sgmg549mfik8auljfeg067dkp49102goq9@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On 17 Jun 2008 23:33:13 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>> news:ptjg5416t46ljuncghnboljkaedaau2gm1@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> trainable
>>>>>> web-tards
>>>>>> deficient
>>>>>> snits
>>>>>> dick blister
>>>>>> halfass
>>>>>> prepubs
>>>>>> ass hat
>>>>>> flunk
>>>>>> shit loaf
>>>>>> fuck stain
>>>>>> ass dribble
>>>>>> skid
>>>>>> skiddie
>>>>>> ass troll
>>>>>> cock shitter
>>>>>> mental amputee
>>>>>> fish stick
>>>>>
>>>>> Nice list, shitloaf.
>>>>
>>>> Don't you mean "lits"
>>>
>>> I meant what I wrote, dick blister.
>>
>> Stealing my material again I see, oh well, it's not as if you have
>> any of your own, huh Spankard?
>
> Thanks for the input, trainable.

Uhm.. Didn't OMH say something about ripping off his lines and doing it
badly? I'll say you did that last bit well. Cause you just proved to the
rest of us that you're one of what he calls "Hatter Addicts". Try to
backpedal yourself out of that one.

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster

 

Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:24:35 +0000, gregvk fixed me with a beady eye, and
foamed wildly:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:09:14 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
>> wrote:
>>>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>>>screamed:
>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
>>>>> burst out in tears:
>>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>>>>>> Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>>>>>> so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however,
>>>>>>> I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots
>>>>>> (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after
>>>>>> early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a year,
>>>>>> in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>>>
>>>>>> HTH!!
>>>>>
>>>>> BTW
>>>>
>>>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
>>>> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>>>
>>>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>>>
>>>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>>>
>>>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a homestead
>>>> in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>>>
>>>I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be Chad
>>>Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up), but one
>>>survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
>>>purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.
>>
>> He's a webtard whose
> [pitysnipped obsessive rant]
>
> Go change your diaper, tubby. You're stinking up the place.
>
>
> Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary (Including those from Round
> 1)
>
> St. Jackanapes
> Atlas Bugged
> TheApostle
> jitter
> Robert Heinlein

Now, now. I said I _don't_ think you're Heinlein. In fact I don't believe
you're any two-decades-dead science fiction writer.

> Chad Stone
> Sean Monaghan

The two most likely guesses from among my colleagues.

> purpurroterwald
> malscribe

These two, jitter, ansermetniam, and annedpink are all pretty certain --
they're all of a similar style; generic, unremarkable, not archived, as
well as largely focussed on AUK, though not to the exclusion of all else.
Then again, you would not be the first k00k to attack other k00ks. OTOH,
attacking kookologists is a great way to convince us(tinu) that you're a
k00k, meaning, if you're really a kookologist running a long troll, it's
working. Sort of. You haven't won any awards...

> BowTie
> Moppy
> Menjy
> PorchMonkey4Life
>
> (And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)

Hey, add some more to your list: Robert Buchanan, David J. Tholen, Alex
"Dink" Cain, Nemesis, Aratzio, spooge, Snarky (just to weird everyone
out), John Henry, Bob Barnett, Louis Turi, Kadaitcha Man, Pinku-Sensei,
Kali, Sharon B., Bob Officer, Daedalus, Cujo, Kevin Cannon, Gary Burnore,
Rebecca Ore, DBurns6554, John Long, Henry "Azaxyr" Vizi, Seth Breidbart,
Peter J. Ross, Sam Vaknin, Will Dockery, Chuck Lysaght, Ivan Shambat, Tom
Bishop, and Tom Cruise.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! Cthulhu fhtagn! mhm 29x21; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!"

"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net>

"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4.3...@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$5l.19933@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or
Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>

"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
LIARS!
MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
LOSERS!
FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY
FURY!
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A
NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are
being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in
Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe.1871@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

 

Re: Moultard Fucks Himself Over...Again

"dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in
news:4858a635$0$7698$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:

> gregvk wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>> news:0kvg54ls4qvea27ieq611t7hc29l0sbljl@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On 18 Jun 2008 00:13:54 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>> news:sgmg549mfik8auljfeg067dkp49102goq9@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On 17 Jun 2008 23:33:13 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>> news:ptjg5416t46ljuncghnboljkaedaau2gm1@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> trainable
>>>>>>> web-tards
>>>>>>> deficient
>>>>>>> snits
>>>>>>> dick blister
>>>>>>> halfass
>>>>>>> prepubs
>>>>>>> ass hat
>>>>>>> flunk
>>>>>>> shit loaf
>>>>>>> fuck stain
>>>>>>> ass dribble
>>>>>>> skid
>>>>>>> skiddie
>>>>>>> ass troll
>>>>>>> cock shitter
>>>>>>> mental amputee
>>>>>>> fish stick
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nice list, shitloaf.
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't you mean "lits"
>>>>
>>>> I meant what I wrote, dick blister.
>>>
>>> Stealing my material again I see, oh well, it's not as if you have
>>> any of your own, huh Spankard?
>>
>> Thanks for the input, trainable.
>
> Uhm..

Nobody wants to read your drivel, cock shitter. Go clean the shit out of
your fursuit, halfass.

 

Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

gregvk wrote:
> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
> news:g39ps9$qua$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> gregvk wrote:
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>> news:rekg545okv49odbiu8rh2o32ha9554vc6c@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:09:14 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
>>>> Absurdity <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>>>>> screamed:
>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they
>>>>>>> suddenly burst out in tears:
>>>>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of
>>>>>>>>>> Guess The Troll. After the last round I was either St.
>>>>>>>>>> Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which
>>>>>>>>>> spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked
>>>>>>>>>> your ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a
>>>>>>>>>> raging, therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few
>>>>>>>>>> laughs.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt;
>>>>>>>>> however, I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few
>>>>>>>> ballots (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading
>>>>>>>> AUK after early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a
>>>>>>>> year, in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> HTH!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BTW
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This
>>>>>> is the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
>>>>>> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be
>>>>> Chad Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up),
>>>>> but one survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet
>>>>> before purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.
>>>>
>>>> He's a webtard whose
>>> [pitysnipped obsessive rant]
>>>
>>> Go change your diaper, tubby. You're stinking up the place.
>>>
>>>
>>> Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary
>>> (Including those from Round 1)
>>>
>>> St. Jackanapes
>>> Atlas Bugged
>>> TheApostle
>>> jitter
>>> Robert Heinlein
>>> Chad Stone
>>> Sean Monaghan
>>> purpurroterwald
>>> malscribe
>>> BowTie
>>> Moppy
>>> Menjy
>>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>>
>>> (And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)
>>
>> Did you forget that you're a Bertie the Bunyip sock?
>
> Ah, yes. BtB has been quiet for the past couple days so I forgot all
> about that.

I 'spect he'll be back as soon as he's done ferrying some passengers
hither and yon.

> I see a couple other guesses that I overlooked, too.

We are all gregvk.

> Submission Summary Addendum
>
> Bertie the Bunyip
> ansermetniam
> annedpink
> RLKF's husband

Snarky has now doubled your list. I found some of his guesses to be
fascinating.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

 

We have a MELTDOWN in progress (was Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary)

The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote
in news:ab66k.2212$L03.1492@edtnps92:
>>
>> Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary (Including those from
>> Round 1)
>>
>> St. Jackanapes
>> Atlas Bugged
>> TheApostle
>> jitter
>> Robert Heinlein
>
> Now, now. I said I _don't_ think you're Heinlein. In fact I don't
> believe you're any two-decades-dead science fiction writer.
>
>> Chad Stone
>> Sean Monaghan
>
> The two most likely guesses from among my colleagues.
>
>> purpurroterwald
>> malscribe
>
> These two, jitter, ansermetniam, and annedpink are all pretty certain
> -- they're all of a similar style; generic, unremarkable, not
> archived, as well as largely focussed on AUK, though not to the
> exclusion of all else. Then again, you would not be the first k00k to
> attack other k00ks. OTOH, attacking kookologists is a great way to
> convince us(tinu) that you're a k00k, meaning, if you're really a
> kookologist running a long troll, it's working. Sort of. You haven't
> won any awards...
>
>> BowTie
>> Moppy
>> Menjy
>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>
>> (And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)
>
> Hey, add some more to your list: Robert Buchanan, David J. Tholen,
> Alex "Dink" Cain, Nemesis, Aratzio, spooge, Snarky (just to weird
> everyone out), John Henry, Bob Barnett, Louis Turi, Kadaitcha Man,
> Pinku-Sensei, Kali, Sharon B., Bob Officer, Daedalus, Cujo, Kevin
> Cannon, Gary Burnore, Rebecca Ore, DBurns6554, John Long, Henry
> "Azaxyr" Vizi, Seth Breidbart, Peter J. Ross, Sam Vaknin, Will
> Dockery, Chuck Lysaght, Ivan Shambat, Tom Bishop, and Tom Cruise.

Nice meltdown, you fuckin failure.

Betcher kinda wishing you'd just stayed in RuneScape/Spankardland for
another year, huh.

 

Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
news:Xns9AC0CE7EC281BA01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:

> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
> news:g39ps9$qua$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> gregvk wrote:
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>> news:rekg545okv49odbiu8rh2o32ha9554vc6c@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:09:14 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
>>>> Absurdity <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>>>>> screamed:
>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they
>>>>>>> suddenly burst out in tears:
>>>>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of
>>>>>>>>>> Guess The Troll. After the last round I was either St.
>>>>>>>>>> Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which
>>>>>>>>>> spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked
>>>>>>>>>> your ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a
>>>>>>>>>> raging, therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few
>>>>>>>>>> laughs.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt;
>>>>>>>>> however, I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few
>>>>>>>> ballots (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading
>>>>>>>> AUK after early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a
>>>>>>>> year, in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> HTH!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BTW
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This
>>>>>> is the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
>>>>>> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be
>>>>> Chad Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up),
>>>>> but one survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet
>>>>> before purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.
>>>>
>>>> He's a webtard whose
>>> [pitysnipped obsessive rant]
>>>
>>> Go change your diaper, tubby. You're stinking up the place.
>>>
>>>
>>> Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary
>>> (Including those from Round 1)
>>>
>>> St. Jackanapes
>>> Atlas Bugged
>>> TheApostle
>>> jitter
>>> Robert Heinlein
>>> Chad Stone
>>> Sean Monaghan
>>> purpurroterwald
>>> malscribe
>>> BowTie
>>> Moppy
>>> Menjy
>>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>>
>>> (And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)
>>
>> Did you forget that you're a Bertie the Bunyip sock?
>
> Ah, yes. BtB has been quiet for the past couple days so I forgot all
> about that. I see a couple other guesses that I overlooked, too.
>
>
> Submission Summary Addendum
>
> Bertie the Bunyip
> ansermetniam
> annedpink
> RLKF's husband

How dare you leave me off the lits.

 

Re: We have a MELTDOWN in progress (was Re: Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary)

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
news:Xns9AC14B595C169A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:

> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
> wrote in news:ab66k.2212$L03.1492@edtnps92:
>>>
>>> Official "Guess The Troll" Submission Summary (Including those from
>>> Round 1)
>>>
>>> St. Jackanapes
>>> Atlas Bugged
>>> TheApostle
>>> jitter
>>> Robert Heinlein
>>
>> Now, now. I said I _don't_ think you're Heinlein. In fact I don't
>> believe you're any two-decades-dead science fiction writer.
>>
>>> Chad Stone
>>> Sean Monaghan
>>
>> The two most likely guesses from among my colleagues.
>>
>>> purpurroterwald
>>> malscribe
>>
>> These two, jitter, ansermetniam, and annedpink are all pretty certain
>> -- they're all of a similar style; generic, unremarkable, not
>> archived, as well as largely focussed on AUK, though not to the
>> exclusion of all else. Then again, you would not be the first k00k to
>> attack other k00ks. OTOH, attacking kookologists is a great way to
>> convince us(tinu) that you're a k00k, meaning, if you're really a
>> kookologist running a long troll, it's working. Sort of. You haven't
>> won any awards...
>>
>>> BowTie
>>> Moppy
>>> Menjy
>>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>>
>>> (And "Santa Claus" if you count the one I outed.)
>>
>> Hey, add some more to your list: Robert Buchanan, David J. Tholen,
>> Alex "Dink" Cain, Nemesis, Aratzio, spooge, Snarky (just to weird
>> everyone out), John Henry, Bob Barnett, Louis Turi, Kadaitcha Man,
>> Pinku-Sensei, Kali, Sharon B., Bob Officer, Daedalus, Cujo, Kevin
>> Cannon, Gary Burnore, Rebecca Ore, DBurns6554, John Long, Henry
>> "Azaxyr" Vizi, Seth Breidbart, Peter J. Ross, Sam Vaknin, Will
>> Dockery, Chuck Lysaght, Ivan Shambat, Tom Bishop, and Tom Cruise.
>
> Nice meltdown, you fuckin failure.
>
> Betcher kinda wishing you'd just stayed in RuneScape/Spankardland for
> another year, huh.
>

It was nice of the squealing fucktard to lits me a few times in that
foamdown.