Guess The Troll (Round Two)

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:mair_fheal-72C17E.13544716062008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net:

> In article <pnhd54l8pa8d9k00h1kqfk4c425vq552i0@4ax.com>,
> St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:21:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <5rpc545pl8tln12fmipn24vlluirinoena@4ax.com>,
>> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:57:34 -0700, Stella Starr <none@none.net>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>> >> >>
>> >> >Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might
>> >> >respond, this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No
>> >> >aviation content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid
>> >> >with a can of spray paint.
>> >> >
>> >> >All together now....ignore!
>> >>
>> >> Well done! The ignroing is obvious!
>> >
>> >i am ingroning your obvious troll
>>
>> I didn't even read your post, much less reply to it.
>
> i disdain in your general nonexistence

Hmmmm?



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In article <OPy5k.1763$sg6.942@edtnps91>,
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
<mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:

> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
> laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> > "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote :

youre arguing with someone engaged in three way discussion of buttshrooms
with hatter and timmay

ferchrissakes show a little dignity

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:25:58 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>In article <OPy5k.1763$sg6.942@edtnps91>,
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> <mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
>
>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
>> laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
>> > "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote :
>
>youre arguing with someone engaged in three way discussion of buttshrooms
>with hatter and timmay
>
>ferchrissakes show a little dignity
>

<royal wave>

Happy?


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In article <s49e5418j3u6lchlag3t8cmrbkb4mke8ch@4ax.com>,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:25:58 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >In article <OPy5k.1763$sg6.942@edtnps91>,
> > Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> > <mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
> >
> >> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
> >> laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> >> > "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote :
> >
> >youre arguing with someone engaged in three way discussion of buttshrooms
> >with hatter and timmay
> >
> >ferchrissakes show a little dignity
> >
>
> <royal wave>
>
> Happy?

we gots standard

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:25:58 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal k'lamed:
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> wrote:
>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>> was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in
>> tears:
>> > "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote :
>
> youre arguing with someone engaged in three way discussion of buttshrooms
> with hatter and timmay
>
> ferchrissakes show a little dignity

LMAO

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Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:10:35 +0000 (UTC), spooge
<spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:

>mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in
>news:mair_fheal-72C17E.13544716062008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net:
>
>> In article <pnhd54l8pa8d9k00h1kqfk4c425vq552i0@4ax.com>,
>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:21:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >In article <5rpc545pl8tln12fmipn24vlluirinoena@4ax.com>,
>>> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:57:34 -0700, Stella Starr <none@none.net>
>>> >> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> >Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might
>>> >> >respond, this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No
>>> >> >aviation content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid
>>> >> >with a can of spray paint.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >All together now....ignore!
>>> >>
>>> >> Well done! The ignroing is obvious!
>>> >
>>> >i am ingroning your obvious troll
>>>
>>> I didn't even read your post, much less reply to it.
>>
>> i disdain in your general nonexistence
>
>Hmmmm?

Breakfast burrito.

Jade

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:09:51 +0000, spooge wrote:

> Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in
> news:150620082031179511%erfc-1024@usa.net:
>
>> spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
>>
>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>>news:Xns9ABDEC4697438A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:
>>>
>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
>>>> wrote in
>>>> news:pan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin
>>>> :
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>>>>>>>> thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking
>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>>>>>Bugged
>>>> or
>>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>
>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>
>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Fun Stats
>>>
>>>-snipped-
>>>
>>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>>
>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>
> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.

Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the alt.* hierarchy.
Details on /.org

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:50:55 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:22:21 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:31:22 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>>>>>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>>>>>>> >-0500:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>>>>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>>>>>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>>>>> >>>wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
>>>>>>> >>>> >in
>>>>>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>>>>>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> figured
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> him.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>>>>>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>>>> >>>> >Troll.
>>>>>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>>>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>>>>> >>>> >hard
>>>>>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
>>>>>>> >>>> >It
>>>>>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Vegetable.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Governor of florida.
>>>>
>>>>Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
>>>
>>> you are obviously angry.
>>
>>No, I'm curious yellow.
>
> Dunno, you look a little green.

Thats because I have asparagus in my pants

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Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
news:pan.2008.06.17.15.04.55.465134@netscape.net:

> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:09:51 +0000, spooge wrote:
>
>> Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in
>> news:150620082031179511%erfc-1024@usa.net:
>>
>>> spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>>>news:Xns9ABDEC4697438A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:
>>>>
>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
>>>>> wrote in
>>>>> newsan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092
@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin
>>>>> :
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>>>>>>>>> thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking
>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had
you
>>>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be
sure.
>>>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>>The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
Atlas
>>>>>>>>Bugged
>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
ass
>>>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>>
>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Fun Stats
>>>>
>>>>-snipped-
>>>>
>>>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>>>
>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>>
>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
>
> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the alt.*
hierarchy.

LOL

> Details on /.org

No Verizon users? No loss. ...Let's hope a few other ISPs follow suit.

 

On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:24:29 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>In article <s49e5418j3u6lchlag3t8cmrbkb4mke8ch@4ax.com>,
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:25:58 -0700, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >In article <OPy5k.1763$sg6.942@edtnps91>,
>> > Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>> > <mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
>> >> laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
>> >> > "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote :
>> >
>> >youre arguing with someone engaged in three way discussion of buttshrooms
>> >with hatter and timmay
>> >
>> >ferchrissakes show a little dignity
>> >
>>
>> <royal wave>
>>
>> Happy?
>
>we gots standard
>

we do? since when?


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:20:07 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:50:55 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:22:21 -0700, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:31:22 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>>>>>>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>>>>>>>> >-0500:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>>>>>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>>>>>>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>>>>>> >>>wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
>>>>>>>> >>>> >in
>>>>>>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> figured
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> him.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>>>>> >>>> >Troll.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>>>>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>>>>>> >>>> >hard
>>>>>>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >It
>>>>>>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Vegetable.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Governor of florida.
>>>>>
>>>>>Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
>>>>
>>>> you are obviously angry.
>>>
>>>No, I'm curious yellow.
>>
>> Dunno, you look a little green.
>
>Thats because I have asparagus in my pants

Supposed to be in your bra.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

In article <aieg54hjngikltstn92vearg29qogm3saq@4ax.com>,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:24:29 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >In article <s49e5418j3u6lchlag3t8cmrbkb4mke8ch@4ax.com>,
> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:25:58 -0700, in the land of
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >> >In article <OPy5k.1763$sg6.942@edtnps91>,
> >> > Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> >> > <mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia
> >> >> was
> >> >> laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in
> >> >> tears:
> >> >> > "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote :
> >> >
> >> >youre arguing with someone engaged in three way discussion of buttshrooms
> >> >with hatter and timmay
> >> >
> >> >ferchrissakes show a little dignity
> >> >
> >>
> >> <royal wave>
> >>
> >> Happy?
> >
> >we gots standard
> >
>
> we do? since when?

stole it from gas station restroom

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:53:27 +0000 (UTC), spooge
<spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:

>Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in
>news:150620080919139997%erfc-1024@usa.net:
>
>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
>> wrote:
>>>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>
>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>>Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>>>Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>
>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>>>obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>
>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>
>>>'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is, beyond some guy who
>>>showed up early last year to display how utterly owned he is by AUK, I
>>>have no real idea whom among the many arses I've encountered he might
>>>be. It's quite possible that I _never_ tangled with him, prior to
>>>January of last year. I guessed "BowTie" solely because he's the only
>>>sockpuppeteer I know of who has it in for me, and is likely to go as
>>>far as gregvk/jitter has. Hell, for all I know it's Thorne, or
>>>BigNetBuy, or Dave Hoogenberg.
>>
>> Of course. Whether groggie is or is not the real bowturd is quite
>> irrelevant, the effect is identical.
>
>'bowtie' qualifies as a generic label for any prolific, unintelligent
>poster.

I prefer calling them "trainables". Or "web-tards" also works pretty
good. You could also go with deficients... snits... dick blisters...
halfasses... prepubs... ass hats... flunks... shit loafs... fuck
stains... ass dribbles... skids... skiddies... ass trolls... cock
shitters... mental amputees... fish sticks... whatever ya liak really.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On 16 Jun 2008 20:08:09 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
><mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote in
>news:OPy5k.1763$sg6.942@edtnps91:
>
>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>> was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in
>> tears:
>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote :
>>>>>
>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>>> Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>>> so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>>> obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>
>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however, I
>>>> think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>
>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots
>>> (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after early
>>> May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>
>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a year,
>>> in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>
>>> HTH!!
>>
>> *Wandered off*. No one spanked me, I was just more into RS than the
>> usenet soap opera that had started shortly before I left.
>
>That's what they ALL say.
>
>Spankard.

Is that what you always used to say every time you were forced to
change yer nyme from severe butt hurts, Spanky? Best not be throwing
stones in yer lil glass house there, Fishstick.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:09:14 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
Absurdity <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote:

>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and screamed:
>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>> wrote:
>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>> was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in
>>> tears:
>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>>> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
>>>>>> or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>>>> hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>>>> obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>
>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however, I
>>>>> think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>
>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots
>>>> (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after early
>>>> May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>
>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a year, in
>>>> http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>
>>>> HTH!!
>>>
>>> BTW
>>
>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is the
>> second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>
>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>
>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>
>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a homestead in
>> your skull, while I point and laugh.
>
>I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be Chad
>Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up), but one
>survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
>purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.

He's a webtard whose getting help from Rhonda. Basically she's
feeding him tactics and telling him what he should do to try and make
people think he's an oldbie Usenet poaster. On his own he's a
complete fuckin n00b, but using her liak his personal bitch he's able
to present himself as being moar than just a flunkie Webbie board drop
out.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On 15 Jun 2008 20:34:39 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Stella Starr <none@none.net> wrote in news:fL-dnV17w7S8-
>8jVnZ2dnUVZ_ofinZ2d@comcast.com:
>
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
>>
>>>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>>>
>> Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might respond,
>
>One of whom would be... You.
>
>> this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No aviation
>> content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid with a can of
>> spray paint.
>
>An example of which would be... Your own post.
>
>> All together now....ignore!
>
>Congrats, you've attracted a whole new set of posts that wouldn't have
>materialized if you had taken your own advice and kept your trap shut.

Assuming of course he actually wants you to fuck off, it's moar than
likely your stupid ass is being trolled into frothing liak an idiot
for their entertainment. In other words, you're the R.A.P.
entertainment package of the month, you blistering idiot.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Moultard's Official Nym Wishlist

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:ptjg5416t46ljuncghnboljkaedaau2gm1@4ax.com:
>
> trainable
> web-tards
> deficient
> snits
> dick blister
> halfass
> prepubs
> ass hat
> flunk
> shit loaf
> fuck stain
> ass dribble
> skid
> skiddie
> ass troll
> cock shitter
> mental amputee
> fish stick

Nice list, shitloaf.

 

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:42:49 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>In article <aieg54hjngikltstn92vearg29qogm3saq@4ax.com>,
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:24:29 -0700, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >In article <s49e5418j3u6lchlag3t8cmrbkb4mke8ch@4ax.com>,
>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:25:58 -0700, in the land of
>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <OPy5k.1763$sg6.942@edtnps91>,
>> >> > Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>> >> > <mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>> >> >> was
>> >> >> laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in
>> >> >> tears:
>> >> >> > "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote :
>> >> >
>> >> >youre arguing with someone engaged in three way discussion of buttshrooms
>> >> >with hatter and timmay
>> >> >
>> >> >ferchrissakes show a little dignity
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> <royal wave>
>> >>
>> >> Happy?
>> >
>> >we gots standard
>> >
>>
>> we do? since when?
>
>stole it from gas station restroom
>
Well put it back, you don't know where it has been.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

Re: Moultard's Official Nym Wishlist

On 17 Jun 2008 23:33:13 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:ptjg5416t46ljuncghnboljkaedaau2gm1@4ax.com:
>>
>> trainable
>> web-tards
>> deficient
>> snits
>> dick blister
>> halfass
>> prepubs
>> ass hat
>> flunk
>> shit loaf
>> fuck stain
>> ass dribble
>> skid
>> skiddie
>> ass troll
>> cock shitter
>> mental amputee
>> fish stick
>
>Nice list, shitloaf.

Don't you mean "lits" you Webbie Newfag? You really should try harder
if you wanna attempt to troll people into thinking that you're some
oldbie Usenet poster. Go ask Rhonda for some moar tips to look less
stupid, she'll help you out. In return of course she'll expect moar
of your personal information...which she will out at some point, just
for shits and giggles. You've been trolled, Fuckup...and by a
lopsided woman at that. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:20:07 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:50:55 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:22:21 -0700, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:31:22 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
>>>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>>>>>>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>>>>>>>> >-0500:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>>>>>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>>>>>>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>>>>>> >>>wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
>>>>>>>> >>>> >in
>>>>>>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> figured
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> him.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>>>>> >>>> >Troll.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>>>>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>>>>>> >>>> >hard
>>>>>>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >It
>>>>>>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Vegetable.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Governor of florida.
>>>>>
>>>>>Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
>>>>
>>>> you are obviously angry.
>>>
>>>No, I'm curious yellow.
>>
>> Dunno, you look a little green.
>
>Thats because I have asparagus in my pants

In your pants, eh? Where else...

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7448/assparagusrd7.jpg

*nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )