Guess The Troll (Round Two)

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:19:36 +0000, gregvk did most oddly state:
> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>
>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>>> him.
>>
>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>> <jitter> he is, then.
>
> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
> After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>
> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
> as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
> might be good for a few laughs.

As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however, I think
I just noticed a hanging chad...

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Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:57:34 -0700, Stella Starr <none@none.net>
wrote:

>Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
>
>>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>>
>Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might respond,
>this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No aviation
>content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid with a can of
>spray paint.
>
>All together now....ignore!

Well done! The ignroing is obvious!

Jade

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

In article <5rpc545pl8tln12fmipn24vlluirinoena@4ax.com>,
Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:57:34 -0700, Stella Starr <none@none.net>
> wrote:
>
> >Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
> >
> >>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
> >>
> >Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might respond,
> >this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No aviation
> >content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid with a can of
> >spray paint.
> >
> >All together now....ignore!
>
> Well done! The ignroing is obvious!

i am ingroning your obvious troll

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:31:22 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
>>> probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>>>>> writing:
>>>>>
>>>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>>>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>>>>> >-0500:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>>>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>>> >>>wrote:
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
>>>>> >>>> >in
>>>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>>>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>> >>>> >>> figured
>>>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>>>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>>>>> >>>> >>> him.
>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>>>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>> >>>> >Troll.
>>>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>>> >>>> >hard
>>>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
>>>>> >>>> >It
>>>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>>>>
>>>>> Vegetable.
>>>>
>>>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Governor of florida.
>>
>>Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
>
> you are obviously angry.

No, I'm curious yellow.

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:02:51 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:

> In article <ppea54pqjasgfmkkbhvbmqar1idm8gttvd@4ax.com>,
> St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:41:19 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <qdda549c6tlmg4i7fo6arnov3qpduhus73@4ax.com>,
>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>> >>
>> >> >On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >> >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
>> >> >> probation for writing:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>> >> >>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >> >>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>> >> >>>> writing:
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>> >> >>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>> >> >>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>> >> >>>> >-0500:
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> >> >>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> >>>> >>
>> >> >>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>> >> >>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>> >> >>>> >>>wrote:
>> >> >>>> >>>
>> >> >>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>> >> >>>> >>>>
>> >> >>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
>> >> >>>> >>>> ><inquisition@smof.org>
>> >> >>>> >>>> >wrote
>> >> >>>> >>>> >in
>> >> >>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>> >> >>>> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>> >> >>>> >>>> >> thee
>> >> >>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>> >> >>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> >> >>>> >>>> >>>
>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had
>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> you
>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> figured
>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone
>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> else
>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> him.
>> >> >>>> >>>> >>
>> >> >>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be
>> >> >>>> >>>> >> sure.
>> >> >>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>> >> >>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>> >> >>>> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>> >> >>>> >>>> >The
>> >> >>>> >>>> >Troll.
>> >> >>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
>> >> >>>> >>>> >or
>> >> >>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>> >> >>>> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>> >> >>>> >>>> >ass
>> >> >>>> >>>> >so
>> >> >>>> >>>> >hard
>> >> >>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>> >> >>>> >>>> >obsession.
>> >> >>>> >>>> >It
>> >> >>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>> >> >>>> >>>>
>> >> >>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>> >> >>>> >>>
>> >> >>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>> >> >>>> >>
>> >> >>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> Vegetable.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Governor of florida.
>> >> >
>> >> >Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
>> >>
>> >> you are obviously angry.
>> >
>> >is it martha mitchell?
>>
>> Of Martha + The Muffins fame?
>
> martha my dear
>
Marth Stewart was totally framed cause she gave money to the democratic
party.

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"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
<popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote in
news:pan.2008.06.16.05.25.42.698578@kooks.worship.me.with.their.every.pos
t:
>>
>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
>> or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>
>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>> hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>> obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>
> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however, I
> think I just noticed a hanging chad...

"I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots (which
doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after early May '07)/
RuneScape became more interesting."

....You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a year, in
http://spankardconfession.notlong.com

HTH!!

 

Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote :
>>>
>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
>>> or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>
>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>> hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>> obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>
>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however, I
>> think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>
> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots (which
> doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after early May '07)/
> RuneScape became more interesting."
>
> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a year, in
> http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>
> HTH!!

*Wandered off*. No one spanked me, I was just more into RS than the usenet
soap opera that had started shortly before I left.

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Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>
>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
>>> or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>
>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>> hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>> obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>
>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however, I
>> think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>
> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots (which
> doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after early May '07)/
> RuneScape became more interesting."
>
> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a year, in
> http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>
> HTH!!

BTW, nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.

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Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:21:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <5rpc545pl8tln12fmipn24vlluirinoena@4ax.com>,
> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:57:34 -0700, Stella Starr <none@none.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
>> >
>> >>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>> >>
>> >Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might respond,
>> >this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No aviation
>> >content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid with a can of
>> >spray paint.
>> >
>> >All together now....ignore!
>>
>> Well done! The ignroing is obvious!
>
>i am ingroning your obvious troll

I didn't even read your post, much less reply to it.

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Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
<mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote in
news:OPy5k.1763$sg6.942@edtnps91:

> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia
> was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in
> tears:
>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote :
>>>>
>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>> Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>
>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>> so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>> obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>
>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however, I
>>> think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>
>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots
>> (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after early
>> May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>
>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a year,
>> in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>
>> HTH!!
>
> *Wandered off*. No one spanked me, I was just more into RS than the
> usenet soap opera that had started shortly before I left.

That's what they ALL say.

Spankard.

 

Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
<mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote in
news:aRy5k.1764$sg6.1543@edtnps91:

> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia
> was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in
> tears:
>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>> Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>
>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>> so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>> obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>
>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however, I
>>> think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>
>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots
>> (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after early
>> May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>
>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a year,
>> in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>
>> HTH!!
>
> BTW

How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is the
second one -- gonna go for a third?

> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.

Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.

Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a homestead in
your skull, while I point and laugh.

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

In article <pnhd54l8pa8d9k00h1kqfk4c425vq552i0@4ax.com>,
St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:21:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <5rpc545pl8tln12fmipn24vlluirinoena@4ax.com>,
> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:57:34 -0700, Stella Starr <none@none.net>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
> >> >>
> >> >Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might respond,
> >> >this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No aviation
> >> >content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid with a can of
> >> >spray paint.
> >> >
> >> >All together now....ignore!
> >>
> >> Well done! The ignroing is obvious!
> >
> >i am ingroning your obvious troll
>
> I didn't even read your post, much less reply to it.

i disdain in your general nonexistence

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:22:21 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:31:22 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
>>>> probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>>>>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>>>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>>>>>> >-0500:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>>>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>>>>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>>>> >>>wrote:
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
>>>>>> >>>> >in
>>>>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>>>>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>> >>>> >>> figured
>>>>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>>>>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>>>>>> >>>> >>> him.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>>>>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>>> >>>> >Troll.
>>>>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>>>> >>>> >hard
>>>>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
>>>>>> >>>> >It
>>>>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Vegetable.
>>>>>
>>>>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Governor of florida.
>>>
>>>Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
>>
>> you are obviously angry.
>
>No, I'm curious yellow.

Dunno, you look a little green.


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Accept No Substitute

 

In article <1ird549nq0ovqnlp7eknh5acpgmd00dl3e@4ax.com>,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:22:21 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:31:22 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >>>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
> >>>> probation for writing:
> >>>>
> >>>>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
> >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
> >>>>>> writing:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
> >>>>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
> >>>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
> >>>>>> >-0500:
> >>>>>> >
> >>>>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >>>>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>>>>> >>
> >>>>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
> >>>>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
> >>>>>> >>>wrote:
> >>>>>> >>>
> >>>>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >>>>>> >>>>
> >>>>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
> >>>>>> >>>> ><inquisition@smof.org> wrote
> >>>>>> >>>> >in
> >>>>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> >>>>>> >>>> >
> >>>>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
> >>>>>> >>>> >> thee
> >>>>>> >>>> >> Comfee
> >>>>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>>>>> >>>> >>>
> >>>>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had
> >>>>>> >>>> >>> you
> >>>>>> >>>> >>> figured
> >>>>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone
> >>>>>> >>>> >>> else
> >>>>>> >>>> >>> ignores
> >>>>>> >>>> >>> him.
> >>>>>> >>>> >>
> >>>>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be
> >>>>>> >>>> >> sure.
> >>>>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
> >>>>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
> >>>>>> >>>> >
> >>>>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
> >>>>>> >>>> >The
> >>>>>> >>>> >Troll.
> >>>>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
> >>>>>> >>>> >or
> >>>>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >>>>>> >>>> >
> >>>>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
> >>>>>> >>>> >ass so
> >>>>>> >>>> >hard
> >>>>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
> >>>>>> >>>> >obsession.
> >>>>>> >>>> >It
> >>>>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
> >>>>>> >>>>
> >>>>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> >>>>>> >>>
> >>>>>> >>>is it jack paar?
> >>>>>> >>
> >>>>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
> >>>>>> >
> >>>>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Vegetable.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Governor of florida.
> >>>
> >>>Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
> >>
> >> you are obviously angry.
> >
> >No, I'm curious yellow.
>
> Dunno, you look a little green.

i am curious soylent green

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and screamed:
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> wrote:
>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>> was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly burst out in
>> tears:
>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
>>>>> or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>>> hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>>> obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>
>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however, I
>>>> think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>
>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots
>>> (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after early
>>> May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>
>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a year, in
>>> http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>
>>> HTH!!
>>
>> BTW
>
> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is the
> second one -- gonna go for a third?
>
>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>
> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>
> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a homestead in
> your skull, while I point and laugh.

I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be Chad
Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up), but one
survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.

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"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

 

The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
> screamed:
>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>> wrote:
>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
>>> burst out in tears:
>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you
>>>>>> asked. LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>
>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt;
>>>>> however, I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>
>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots
>>>> (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after
>>>> early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>
>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a
>>>> year, in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>
>>>> HTH!!
>>>
>>> BTW
>>
>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
>> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>
>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>
>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>
>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
>> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>
> I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be Chad
> Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up), but one
> survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
> purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.

You're beginning to have the sound of high-pitched desperation, Snarky.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

 

In article <g36shl$e7q$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

> The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
> > On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
> > screamed:
> >> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> >> wrote:
> >>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
> >>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
> >>> burst out in tears:
> >>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
> >>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
> >>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you
> >>>>>> asked. LOL
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
> >>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
> >>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt;
> >>>>> however, I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
> >>>>
> >>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots
> >>>> (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after
> >>>> early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
> >>>>
> >>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a
> >>>> year, in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
> >>>>
> >>>> HTH!!
> >>>
> >>> BTW
> >>
> >> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
> >> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
> >>
> >>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
> >>
> >> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
> >>
> >> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
> >> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
> >
> > I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be Chad
> > Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up), but one
> > survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
> > purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.
>
> You're beginning to have the sound of high-pitched desperation, Snarky.

is it snarky?

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
<absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote in
news:uoC5k.1922$L03.1663@edtnps92:

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
> screamed:
>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>> wrote:
>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
>>> burst out in tears:
>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked.
>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>
>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt; however,
>>>>> I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>
>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few ballots
>>>> (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading AUK after
>>>> early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>
>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a year,
>>>> in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>
>>>> HTH!!
>>>
>>> BTW
>>
>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
>> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>
>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>
>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>
>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
>> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>
> I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be Chad
> Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up), but one
> survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
> purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.

Yeah, that's how it's played.

/points and laughs

Wanna see one of my earliest AUK posts? This was done with a "one off"
nym that I only used for a single post and never used again. Didn't
bother with XNA.

http://santavisit2004.notlong.com

 

mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
> In article <g36shl$e7q$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>
>> The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:32:42 +0000, gregvk did the cha-cha, and
>>> screamed:
>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:24:26 +0000, Eris Kallisti
>>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of gregvk, when they suddenly
>>>>> burst out in tears:
>>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>>> The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>>>> Atlas Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you
>>>>>>>> asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
>>>>>>>> ass so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>> therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As I said, I don't know that anyone *has* kicked my butt;
>>>>>>> however, I think I just noticed a hanging chad...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I was off usenet for over a year, except for posting a few
>>>>>> ballots (which doesn't count for much, since I wasn't reading
>>>>>> AUK after early May '07)/ RuneScape became more interesting."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...You, admitting that you were spanked off Usenet for over a
>>>>>> year, in http://spankardconfession.notlong.com
>>>>>>
>>>>>> HTH!!
>>>>>
>>>>> BTW
>>>>
>>>> How many times are you going to respond to that same post? This is
>>>> the second one -- gonna go for a third?
>>>>
>>>>> nice dodge of my guess at one of your other selves.
>>>>
>>>> Sorry, that's not how Guess The Troll is played.
>>>>
>>>> Here's how it works: You list everyone who has established a
>>>> homestead in your skull, while I point and laugh.
>>>
>>> I don't believe you're Robert A. Heinlein. However, you might be
>>> Chad Stone, or Sean Monaghan (maybe the two of them teaming up),
>>> but one survey says you're a lying troll who wasn't on usenet before
>>> purpurroterwald/jitter/malscribe.
>>
>> You're beginning to have the sound of high-pitched desperation,
>> Snarky.
>
> is it snarky?

That would be hilarious.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in
news:150620082031179511%erfc-1024@usa.net:

> spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:
>
>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>>news:Xns9ABDEC4697438A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
>>> wrote in
>>> news:pan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin
>>> :
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>>>>>>> thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking
>>>>>>> Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>
>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>>>>>>The Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>>>>Bugged
>>> or
>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>
>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>
>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>>> article (give or take an hour).
>>>
>>>
>>> Fun Stats
>>
>>-snipped-
>>
>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>
> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.

Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.

--
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Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis