Guess The Troll (Round Two)

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote
in news:pan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin:

> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,
> and foamed wildly:
>> gregvk wrote:
>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>
>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone
>>>>> else ignores him.
>>>>
>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>
>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
or
>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>
>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>
>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>
> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is

To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this article
(give or take an hour).


Fun Stats

Newsgroups tormented: 15-20 (rough guess)
Newsgroups caught in the crosspost-fire: 30-40 (rough guess)
ISPs used: 5 (2 disappeared, 2 just plain suck, currently using fifth)
NSPs used: 7 (3 still in use, 2 just suck, 1 too greedy, 1 bannination)
Accounts TOSsed: 1
Stern warnings received: 1
Really whiny "warnings" received: 2
Computers that shit the bed: 1 tower, 2 laptops, 1 (ancient) mini
Newsreaders tried that sucked: 4
Newsreaders tried that actually worked: 2
Short-lived nyms: 45-55 (rough guess)
Long-lived nyms: 5-8 (rough guess)
Longest "break" period: 3 months
Newsgroups more-or-less wrecked: 1
Half dead groups more-or-less resuscitated: 1
Record campaign under single nym: 3 years, alt.religion.christian.*
Record campaign under multiple nyms: 3 years, alt.usenet.kooks (9 nyms)
- Of which 4 were "kookologists" and 2 were believed to be "BowTie"
Strangest campaign: comp.lang.c
Meanest campaign: alt.cuddle
Easiest campaign: alt.christnet.prayer
Most intense campaign: alt.law-enforcement.traffic (216 posts in an hour)
Most out-of-control campaign: rec.motorcycles
Most difficult campaign: rec.pets.cats *and* sci.med (tie)
Most disgusting campaign: rec.nude
Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

gregvk wrote:
> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
> wrote in
> news:pan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin:
>
>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>
>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>
>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>> Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>
>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>> so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>> obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>
>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>
>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>
> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
> article (give or take an hour).

Happy anniversary.

> Fun Stats
>
> Newsgroups tormented: 15-20 (rough guess)
> Newsgroups caught in the crosspost-fire: 30-40 (rough guess)
> ISPs used: 5 (2 disappeared, 2 just plain suck, currently using fifth)
> NSPs used: 7 (3 still in use, 2 just suck, 1 too greedy, 1
> bannination) Accounts TOSsed: 1
> Stern warnings received: 1
> Really whiny "warnings" received: 2
> Computers that shit the bed: 1 tower, 2 laptops, 1 (ancient) mini
> Newsreaders tried that sucked: 4
> Newsreaders tried that actually worked: 2
> Short-lived nyms: 45-55 (rough guess)
> Long-lived nyms: 5-8 (rough guess)
> Longest "break" period: 3 months
> Newsgroups more-or-less wrecked: 1
> Half dead groups more-or-less resuscitated: 1
> Record campaign under single nym: 3 years, alt.religion.christian.*
> Record campaign under multiple nyms: 3 years, alt.usenet.kooks (9
> nyms) - Of which 4 were "kookologists" and 2 were believed to be
> "BowTie" Strangest campaign: comp.lang.c
> Meanest campaign: alt.cuddle
> Easiest campaign: alt.christnet.prayer
> Most intense campaign: alt.law-enforcement.traffic (216 posts in an
> hour) Most out-of-control campaign: rec.motorcycles
> Most difficult campaign: rec.pets.cats *and* sci.med (tie)
> Most disgusting campaign: rec.nude
> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless

This is just hilarious. Congratulations.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:10:45 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
<nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>gregvk wrote:
>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
>> wrote in
>> news:pan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin:
>>
>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>
>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>>> Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>>> so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>>> obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>
>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>
>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>
>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this
>> article (give or take an hour).
>
>Happy anniversary.

Yeah, happy anniversary. I got my first AOL bisk in June 1995 and went
to work in alt.music.alternative, although my career didn't really
take off until Tuesday, January 9, 1996.




>> Fun Stats
>>
>> Newsgroups tormented: 15-20 (rough guess)
>> Newsgroups caught in the crosspost-fire: 30-40 (rough guess)
>> ISPs used: 5 (2 disappeared, 2 just plain suck, currently using fifth)
>> NSPs used: 7 (3 still in use, 2 just suck, 1 too greedy, 1
>> bannination) Accounts TOSsed: 1
>> Stern warnings received: 1
>> Really whiny "warnings" received: 2
>> Computers that shit the bed: 1 tower, 2 laptops, 1 (ancient) mini
>> Newsreaders tried that sucked: 4
>> Newsreaders tried that actually worked: 2
>> Short-lived nyms: 45-55 (rough guess)
>> Long-lived nyms: 5-8 (rough guess)
>> Longest "break" period: 3 months
>> Newsgroups more-or-less wrecked: 1
>> Half dead groups more-or-less resuscitated: 1
>> Record campaign under single nym: 3 years, alt.religion.christian.*
>> Record campaign under multiple nyms: 3 years, alt.usenet.kooks (9
>> nyms) - Of which 4 were "kookologists" and 2 were believed to be
>> "BowTie" Strangest campaign: comp.lang.c
>> Meanest campaign: alt.cuddle
>> Easiest campaign: alt.christnet.prayer
>> Most intense campaign: alt.law-enforcement.traffic (216 posts in an
>> hour) Most out-of-control campaign: rec.motorcycles
>> Most difficult campaign: rec.pets.cats *and* sci.med (tie)
>> Most disgusting campaign: rec.nude
>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>
>This is just hilarious. Congratulations.

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On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
> probation for writing:
>
>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>>> writing:
>>>
>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>>> >-0500:
>>> >
>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>> >>>wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
>>> >>>> >in
>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>> >>>> >>>
>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>> >>>> >>> figured
>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>>> >>>> >>> him.
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>> >>>> >Troll.
>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>> >>>> >hard
>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
>>> >>>> >It
>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>> >>>
>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>>> >>
>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>> >
>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>>
>>> Vegetable.
>>
>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>>
>
> Governor of florida.

Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.

--
http://www.truthout.org/article/is-army-casting-aside-its-neediest-soldiers

 

The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
wrote:
>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,
>and foamed wildly:
>> gregvk wrote:
>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>
>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone
>>>>> else ignores him.
>>>>
>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>
>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>
>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>
>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>
>'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is, beyond some guy who
>showed up early last year to display how utterly owned he is by AUK, I
>have no real idea whom among the many arses I've encountered he might be.
>It's quite possible that I _never_ tangled with him, prior to January of
>last year. I guessed "BowTie" solely because he's the only sockpuppeteer
>I know of who has it in for me, and is likely to go as far as
>gregvk/jitter has. Hell, for all I know it's Thorne, or BigNetBuy, or
>Dave Hoogenberg.

Of course. Whether groggie is or is not the real bowturd is quite
irrelevant, the effect is identical.

--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen

 

On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
>> probation for writing:
>>
>>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>>>> writing:
>>>>
>>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>>>> >-0500:
>>>> >
>>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>> >>>wrote:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
>>>> >>>> >in
>>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>> >>>> >>> figured
>>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>>>> >>>> >>> him.
>>>> >>>> >>
>>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>> >>>> >Troll.
>>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>> >>>> >hard
>>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
>>>> >>>> >It
>>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>>> >
>>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>>>
>>>> Vegetable.
>>>
>>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>>>
>>
>> Governor of florida.
>
>Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.

you are obviously angry.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

In article <qdda549c6tlmg4i7fo6arnov3qpduhus73@4ax.com>,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
> >> probation for writing:
> >>
> >>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
> >>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
> >>>> writing:
> >>>>
> >>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
> >>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
> >>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
> >>>> >-0500:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
> >>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
> >>>> >>>wrote:
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >>>> >>>>
> >>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>
> >>>> >>>> >wrote
> >>>> >>>> >in
> >>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> >>>> >>>> >
> >>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
> >>>> >>>> >> thee
> >>>> >>>> >> Comfee
> >>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>>> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
> >>>> >>>> >>> figured
> >>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
> >>>> >>>> >>> ignores
> >>>> >>>> >>> him.
> >>>> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
> >>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
> >>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
> >>>> >>>> >
> >>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
> >>>> >>>> >The
> >>>> >>>> >Troll.
> >>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> >>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >>>> >>>> >
> >>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
> >>>> >>>> >so
> >>>> >>>> >hard
> >>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
> >>>> >>>> >obsession.
> >>>> >>>> >It
> >>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
> >>>> >>>>
> >>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>>is it jack paar?
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
> >>>> >
> >>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
> >>>>
> >>>> Vegetable.
> >>>
> >>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
> >>>
> >>
> >> Governor of florida.
> >
> >Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
>
> you are obviously angry.

is it martha mitchell?

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:41:19 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <qdda549c6tlmg4i7fo6arnov3qpduhus73@4ax.com>,
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
>> >> probation for writing:
>> >>
>> >>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>> >>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>> >>>> writing:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>> >>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>> >>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>> >>>> >-0500:
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> >>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>> >>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>> >>>> >>>wrote:
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>> >>>> >>>>
>> >>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>
>> >>>> >>>> >wrote
>> >>>> >>>> >in
>> >>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>> >>>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>> >>>> >>>> >> thee
>> >>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>> >>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> >>>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>> >>>> >>>> >>> figured
>> >>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>> >>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>> >>>> >>>> >>> him.
>> >>>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>> >>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>> >>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>> >>>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>> >>>> >>>> >The
>> >>>> >>>> >Troll.
>> >>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>> >>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>> >>>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>> >>>> >>>> >so
>> >>>> >>>> >hard
>> >>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>> >>>> >>>> >obsession.
>> >>>> >>>> >It
>> >>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>> >>>> >>>>
>> >>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Vegetable.
>> >>>
>> >>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >> Governor of florida.
>> >
>> >Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
>>
>> you are obviously angry.
>
>is it martha mitchell?

Of Martha + The Muffins fame?

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In article <ppea54pqjasgfmkkbhvbmqar1idm8gttvd@4ax.com>,
St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:41:19 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <qdda549c6tlmg4i7fo6arnov3qpduhus73@4ax.com>,
> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >> >On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
> >> >> probation for writing:
> >> >>
> >> >>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
> >> >>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> >>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
> >> >>>> writing:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
> >> >>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
> >> >>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
> >> >>>> >-0500:
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> >>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
> >> >>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
> >> >>>> >>>wrote:
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >> >>>> >>>>
> >> >>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
> >> >>>> >>>> ><inquisition@smof.org>
> >> >>>> >>>> >wrote
> >> >>>> >>>> >in
> >> >>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> >> >>>> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
> >> >>>> >>>> >> thee
> >> >>>> >>>> >> Comfee
> >> >>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >> >>>> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had
> >> >>>> >>>> >>> you
> >> >>>> >>>> >>> figured
> >> >>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone
> >> >>>> >>>> >>> else
> >> >>>> >>>> >>> ignores
> >> >>>> >>>> >>> him.
> >> >>>> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be
> >> >>>> >>>> >> sure.
> >> >>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
> >> >>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
> >> >>>> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
> >> >>>> >>>> >The
> >> >>>> >>>> >Troll.
> >> >>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
> >> >>>> >>>> >or
> >> >>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >> >>>> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
> >> >>>> >>>> >ass
> >> >>>> >>>> >so
> >> >>>> >>>> >hard
> >> >>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
> >> >>>> >>>> >obsession.
> >> >>>> >>>> >It
> >> >>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
> >> >>>> >>>>
> >> >>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>is it jack paar?
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Vegetable.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
> >> >>>
> >> >>
> >> >> Governor of florida.
> >> >
> >> >Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
> >>
> >> you are obviously angry.
> >
> >is it martha mitchell?
>
> Of Martha + The Muffins fame?

martha my dear

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:41:19 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>In article <qdda549c6tlmg4i7fo6arnov3qpduhus73@4ax.com>,
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:58 -0700, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:41:04 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
>> >> probation for writing:
>> >>
>> >>>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
>> >>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>> >>>> writing:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>> >>>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>> >>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>> >>>> >-0500:
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> >>>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>> >>>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>> >>>> >>>wrote:
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>> >>>> >>>>
>> >>>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>
>> >>>> >>>> >wrote
>> >>>> >>>> >in
>> >>>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>> >>>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
>> >>>> >>>> >> thee
>> >>>> >>>> >> Comfee
>> >>>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> >>>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>> >>>> >>>> >>> figured
>> >>>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>> >>>> >>>> >>> ignores
>> >>>> >>>> >>> him.
>> >>>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>> >>>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>> >>>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>> >>>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
>> >>>> >>>> >The
>> >>>> >>>> >Troll.
>> >>>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>> >>>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>> >>>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>> >>>> >>>> >so
>> >>>> >>>> >hard
>> >>>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>> >>>> >>>> >obsession.
>> >>>> >>>> >It
>> >>>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>> >>>> >>>>
>> >>>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>>is it jack paar?
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Vegetable.
>> >>>
>> >>>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >> Governor of florida.
>> >
>> >Never happen. A Kennedy will be presnit first.
>>
>> you are obviously angry.
>
>is it martha mitchell?

I KNOW!!!!
Pee Wee Herman!!!!!



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Accept No Substitute

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:

>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>
Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might respond,
this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No aviation
content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid with a can of
spray paint.

All together now....ignore!

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

In article <fL-dnV17w7S8-8jVnZ2dnUVZ_ofinZ2d@comcast.com>,
Stella Starr <none@none.net> wrote:

> Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
>
> >> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
> >
> Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might respond,
> this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No aviation
> content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid with a can of
> spray paint.
>
> All together now....ignore!

hey stella
did you and prince simon ever get together?

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Stella Starr <none@none.net> wrote in news:fL-dnV17w7S8-
8jVnZ2dnUVZ_ofinZ2d@comcast.com:

> Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
>
>>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>>
> Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might respond,

One of whom would be... You.

> this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No aviation
> content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid with a can of
> spray paint.

An example of which would be... Your own post.

> All together now....ignore!

Congrats, you've attracted a whole new set of posts that wouldn't have
materialized if you had taken your own advice and kept your trap shut.

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in news:mair_fheal-
116785.12112715062008@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net:

> In article <fL-dnV17w7S8-8jVnZ2dnUVZ_ofinZ2d@comcast.com>,
> Stella Starr <none@none.net> wrote:
>
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:
>>
>> >> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>> >
>> Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might respond,
>> this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No aviation
>> content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid with a can of
>> spray paint.
>>
>> All together now....ignore!
>
> hey stella
> lookit me im a rebel because i never use capital letters or punctuation
> marks look look look mememememememe look

Fixed a couple typos for ya, there, rebel.

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Stella Starr wrote:

>>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>>
> Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might respond,
> this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No aviation
> content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid with a can of
> spray paint.
>
> All together now....ignore!

Except that the content you attributed to me is nothing that I wrote. I
don't give a shit if you ignore me, but the way you've trimmed the
content and attributions is shitheaded.

If you really wanted to send a plea to the posters in rap asking that
they ignore the non-topical crossposts, the intelligent way to do it
would be to trim out the other groups, not to crosspost it to all the
same groups so that it generates more posts.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
> Stella Starr wrote:
>
>>>> Dumbasses who just HAD to bite the hook: Countless
>>>
>> Just in case there's anyone so impulse-challenged they might respond,
>> this is one of the reasons to find the self control. No aviation
>> content, no aviation interest, all the content of a kid with a can of
>> spray paint.
>>
>> All together now....ignore!
>
> Except that the content you attributed to me is nothing that I wrote.

According to the RFCs and standard conventions for the use of ">" for
quoting, the "Dumbasses..." line is _not_ being attributed to you. (Note
the _two_ prepended ">" characters.) That she left only your name in is
perhaps an oversight, but you don't appear to have any technical grounds
for complaint re improper attribution.

As to cross-posting: there is a high probability that it would not have
mattered if she had only posted to r.a.p since either gregvk, Bertie the
Bunyip, or some other person with a nom de guerre would most probably have
posted a follow-up to the other groups anyway. Seems to be their M.O.

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Jim Logajan <JamesL@Lugoj.com> wrote in
news:Xns9ABE9F33D90A1JamesLLugojcom@216.168.3.30:
>
> As to cross-posting: there is a high probability that it would not
> have mattered if she had only posted to r.a.p since either gregvk,
> Bertie the Bunyip, or some other person with a nom de guerre would
> most probably have posted a follow-up to the other groups anyway.

OTOH, not restricting the follow-up to RAP will absolutely guarantee that
more crossposts will follow, because crossposting a message like hers to
groups like these is the same as begging for responses from crowds of
people who are very happy to deliver. So she either meant to do that
(she's a troll) or she's an idiot. And so are you.

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
news:Xns9ABDEC4697438A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:

> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote
> in news:pan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin:
>
>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,
>> and foamed wildly:
>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone
>>>>>> else ignores him.
>>>>>
>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>
>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
> or
>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>
>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>>hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>>obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>
>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>
>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>
> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this article
> (give or take an hour).
>
>
> Fun Stats

-snipped-

Lies, damned lies and statistics.

--
First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis

 

Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in
news:150620080919139997%erfc-1024@usa.net:

> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
> wrote:
>>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady
>>eye, and foamed wildly:
>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since
>>>>>> everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>
>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>
>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
>>>>Bugged or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>
>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>>obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>
>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>
>>'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is, beyond some guy who
>>showed up early last year to display how utterly owned he is by AUK, I
>>have no real idea whom among the many arses I've encountered he might
>>be. It's quite possible that I _never_ tangled with him, prior to
>>January of last year. I guessed "BowTie" solely because he's the only
>>sockpuppeteer I know of who has it in for me, and is likely to go as
>>far as gregvk/jitter has. Hell, for all I know it's Thorne, or
>>BigNetBuy, or Dave Hoogenberg.
>
> Of course. Whether groggie is or is not the real bowturd is quite
> irrelevant, the effect is identical.

'bowtie' qualifies as a generic label for any prolific, unintelligent
poster.


--
First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote:

>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
>news:Xns9ABDEC4697438A01773E1E7C2A948@127.0.0.1:
>
>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote
>> in news:pan.2008.06.15.02.38.34.652092@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin:
>>
>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,
>>> and foamed wildly:
>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone
>>>>>>> else ignores him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>
>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>>Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
>> or
>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>
>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>>>>hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>>>obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>
>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>
>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>
>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp on this article
>> (give or take an hour).
>>
>>
>> Fun Stats
>
>-snipped-
>
>Lies, damned lies and statistics.

Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.

--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen