Guess The Troll (Round Two)

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:58:27 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

>> > >> >>> > >>>is it jack paar?
>> >>
>> >> >> > >> >>> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>> >>
>> >> >> > >> >>> > > did it add me to its lits?
>> >>
>> >> >> > >> >>> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
>> >>
>> >> >> > >> >>> Sounds good to me
>> >>
>> >> >> > >> >>good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos
>> >>
>> >> >> > >> >great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
>> >>
>> >> >> > >> Galumphing goateed gophers gallantly grinding gruel.
>> >>
>> >> >> > >goaded goat ghosts go
>> >>
>> >> >> > Grunting goats gnashing green galleons.
>> >>
>> >> >> grunting goats gallumph
>> >> >> holding high how horns harass
>> >> >> in irritant ire
>> >>
>> >> >> jaundiced jaded jouts
>> >> >> killing keen kilometers
>> >> >> loudly launched lashings
>> >>
>> >> > Meaning Matters
>> >>
>> >> >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
>> >> >Macerated metaphors milk men
>> >> >Minus merit. More meticulous
>> >> >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
>> >> >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
>> >> >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.
>> >>
>> >> >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
>> >> >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
>> >> >Mewling morons marching masquerade
>> >> >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
>> >> >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
>> >> >Minus much might make meticulous
>> >>
>> >> >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
>> >> >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
>> >> >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
>> >> >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
>> >> >Marry much might manner mailed men,
>> >> >Malign most morons, master masquerade.
>> >>
>> >> >Mincing morons master masquerade
>> >> >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
>> >> >Meant machinations made mad men
>> >> >More merited, made manageable meaning
>> >> >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
>> >> >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.
>> >>
>> >> >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
>> >> >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
>> >> >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
>> >> >Managing mostly more meticulous
>> >> >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
>> >> >Meticulously making metric men.
>> >>
>> >> >Mark much meaning molding many men:
>> >> >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
>> >> >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
>> >> >Meaning manages most masquerade,
>> >> >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
>> >> >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.
>> >>
>> >> >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
>> >> >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
>> >> >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.
>> >>
>> >> I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!
>> >>
>> >> Bed
>> >
>> >
>> >~\__ :-D
>> >
>> >I spilled a bag of "M"s on the keyboard, and the big, yellow Peanut
>> >started hopping around.
>>
>> Was the yellow peanut shiny?
>
>yellow is always shiny
>its the law
>
I want a saffron flavored yellow M n M.

Bed

 

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:00:42 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> >> >> > > >good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos
>> >> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> > > great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > sorry but we are up to h now
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >inquire inside for interesting insights in our intrigue
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Jumping jehosaphat , Jersey Joe jabbed junipers joyfully!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >keen keaning kennings
>> >> >> >loosely led like lemmings lept
>> >> >> >making mixed meter
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Naked narwhals nimbly name nubians,
>> >> >> Polkadotted pinwheels pine passionately,
>> >> >> Quash quaint Quakers!
>> >> >
>> >> >bad haiku
>> >> >no pudding for you
>> >> >
>> >> I was never offered any meat so of course I don't get any pudding.
>> >
>> >chicken noodle soup
>> >tuna paste and memmi sauce
>> >ginger makes it hot
>> >
>> Maryanne was hotter!
>
>its ginger and cayenne
>
>(not the cloying pbs cartoon caillou
>but pepper spray cayenne)
>
I would never use liquid cayenne as a personal lubricant.

Bed

 

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:01:32 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> > >> >>> Sounds good to me
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >>good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> Galumphing goateed gophers gallantly grinding gruel.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > >goaded goat ghosts go
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Grunting goats gnashing green galleons.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> grunting goats gallumph
>> >> >> holding high how horns harass
>> >> >> in irritant ire
>> >> >>
>> >> >> jaundiced jaded jouts
>> >> >> killing keen kilometers
>> >> >> loudly launched lashings
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > Meaning Matters
>> >> >
>> >> >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
>> >> >Macerated metaphors milk men
>> >> >Minus merit. More meticulous
>> >> >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
>> >> >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
>> >> >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.
>> >> >
>> >> >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
>> >> >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
>> >> >Mewling morons marching masquerade
>> >> >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
>> >> >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
>> >> >Minus much might make meticulous
>> >> >
>> >> >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
>> >> >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
>> >> >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
>> >> >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
>> >> >Marry much might manner mailed men,
>> >> >Malign most morons, master masquerade.
>> >> >
>> >> >Mincing morons master masquerade
>> >> >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
>> >> >Meant machinations made mad men
>> >> >More merited, made manageable meaning
>> >> >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
>> >> >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.
>> >> >
>> >> >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
>> >> >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
>> >> >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
>> >> >Managing mostly more meticulous
>> >> >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
>> >> >Meticulously making metric men.
>> >> >
>> >> >Mark much meaning molding many men:
>> >> >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
>> >> >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
>> >> >Meaning manages most masquerade,
>> >> >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
>> >> >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.
>> >> >
>> >> >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
>> >> >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
>> >> >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!
>> >
>> >you are so fickle
>> >
>> I aM aMazed at her usage of words that begin with 'M'!
>
>six forty two am
>beths dads place
>
>just wait till we meet
>
Will there be BBQ?
Bed

 

On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:52:07 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
Schmidt" <popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
wrote:


>>>> >> >> > > >> > >>>is it jack paar?
>>>> >> >> > > >> > >>
>>>> >> >> > > >> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>>> >> >> > > >> > >
>>>> >> >> > > >> > > did it add me to its lits?
>>>> >> >> > > >> >
>>>> >> >> > > >> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
>>>> >> >> > > >>
>>>> >> >> > > >> Sounds good to me
>>>> >> >> > > >
>>>> >> >> > > >good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling
>>>> >> >> > > >geckos
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > > great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
>>>> >> >> >
>>>> >> >> > sorry but we are up to h now
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> Helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >inquire inside for interesting insights in our intrigue
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> Jumping jehosaphat , Jersey Joe jabbed junipers joyfully!
>>>> >
>>>> >keen keaning kennings
>>>> >loosely led like lemmings lept
>>>> >making mixed meter
>>>> >
>>>> Naked narwhals nimbly name nubians,
>>>> Polkadotted pinwheels pine passionately, Quash quaint Quakers!
>>>
>>>bad haiku
>>>no pudding for you
>>
>> I was never offered any meat so of course I don't get any pudding.
>
>How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? (There's an
>atrocious pun (maybe several) waiting in that line for someone to say it,
>but I shall refrain.)

Minus a g and add a b?

Bed

 

In article <tm0o64pdje3ehv7ckgth7thag1fn05gio8@4ax.com>,
Bed <blue_eyed_devil@mindspring.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:01:32 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> >> >> >> > >> >>> Sounds good to me
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >> >>good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >> >great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >> Galumphing goateed gophers gallantly grinding gruel.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >goaded goat ghosts go
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Grunting goats gnashing green galleons.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> grunting goats gallumph
> >> >> >> holding high how horns harass
> >> >> >> in irritant ire
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> jaundiced jaded jouts
> >> >> >> killing keen kilometers
> >> >> >> loudly launched lashings
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Meaning Matters
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
> >> >> >Macerated metaphors milk men
> >> >> >Minus merit. More meticulous
> >> >> >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
> >> >> >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
> >> >> >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
> >> >> >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
> >> >> >Mewling morons marching masquerade
> >> >> >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
> >> >> >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
> >> >> >Minus much might make meticulous
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
> >> >> >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
> >> >> >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
> >> >> >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
> >> >> >Marry much might manner mailed men,
> >> >> >Malign most morons, master masquerade.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Mincing morons master masquerade
> >> >> >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
> >> >> >Meant machinations made mad men
> >> >> >More merited, made manageable meaning
> >> >> >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
> >> >> >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
> >> >> >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
> >> >> >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
> >> >> >Managing mostly more meticulous
> >> >> >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
> >> >> >Meticulously making metric men.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Mark much meaning molding many men:
> >> >> >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
> >> >> >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
> >> >> >Meaning manages most masquerade,
> >> >> >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
> >> >> >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
> >> >> >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
> >> >> >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!
> >> >
> >> >you are so fickle
> >> >
> >> I aM aMazed at her usage of words that begin with 'M'!
> >
> >six forty two am
> >beths dads place
> >
> >just wait till we meet
> >
> Will there be BBQ?

biggest barbeque manhattan has ever seen

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

In article <kk0o64l9kpat4jrv9o16lhaarjv7pdfese@4ax.com>,
Bed <blue_eyed_devil@mindspring.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:00:42 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> >> >> >> >> >> > > >good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling
> >> >> >> >> >> > > >geckos
> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > > great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > sorry but we are up to h now
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >inquire inside for interesting insights in our intrigue
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Jumping jehosaphat , Jersey Joe jabbed junipers joyfully!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >keen keaning kennings
> >> >> >> >loosely led like lemmings lept
> >> >> >> >making mixed meter
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Naked narwhals nimbly name nubians,
> >> >> >> Polkadotted pinwheels pine passionately,
> >> >> >> Quash quaint Quakers!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >bad haiku
> >> >> >no pudding for you
> >> >> >
> >> >> I was never offered any meat so of course I don't get any pudding.
> >> >
> >> >chicken noodle soup
> >> >tuna paste and memmi sauce
> >> >ginger makes it hot
> >> >
> >> Maryanne was hotter!
> >
> >its ginger and cayenne
> >
> >(not the cloying pbs cartoon caillou
> >but pepper spray cayenne)
> >
> I would never use liquid cayenne as a personal lubricant.

ive never even been to french guiana

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

In article <0h0o64tnm41jlis80fvtvqg4ghsqrrhm04@4ax.com>,
Bed <blue_eyed_devil@mindspring.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:58:27 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> > >> >>> > >>>is it jack paar?
> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >> >>> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >> >>> > > did it add me to its lits?
> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >> >>> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >> >>> Sounds good to me
> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >> >>good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos
> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >> >great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >> Galumphing goateed gophers gallantly grinding gruel.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> > >goaded goat ghosts go
> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Grunting goats gnashing green galleons.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> grunting goats gallumph
> >> >> >> holding high how horns harass
> >> >> >> in irritant ire
> >> >>
> >> >> >> jaundiced jaded jouts
> >> >> >> killing keen kilometers
> >> >> >> loudly launched lashings
> >> >>
> >> >> > Meaning Matters
> >> >>
> >> >> >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
> >> >> >Macerated metaphors milk men
> >> >> >Minus merit. More meticulous
> >> >> >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
> >> >> >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
> >> >> >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.
> >> >>
> >> >> >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
> >> >> >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
> >> >> >Mewling morons marching masquerade
> >> >> >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
> >> >> >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
> >> >> >Minus much might make meticulous
> >> >>
> >> >> >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
> >> >> >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
> >> >> >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
> >> >> >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
> >> >> >Marry much might manner mailed men,
> >> >> >Malign most morons, master masquerade.
> >> >>
> >> >> >Mincing morons master masquerade
> >> >> >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
> >> >> >Meant machinations made mad men
> >> >> >More merited, made manageable meaning
> >> >> >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
> >> >> >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.
> >> >>
> >> >> >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
> >> >> >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
> >> >> >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
> >> >> >Managing mostly more meticulous
> >> >> >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
> >> >> >Meticulously making metric men.
> >> >>
> >> >> >Mark much meaning molding many men:
> >> >> >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
> >> >> >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
> >> >> >Meaning manages most masquerade,
> >> >> >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
> >> >> >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.
> >> >>
> >> >> >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
> >> >> >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
> >> >> >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.
> >> >>
> >> >> I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!
> >> >>
> >> >> Bed
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >~\__ :-D
> >> >
> >> >I spilled a bag of "M"s on the keyboard, and the big, yellow Peanut
> >> >started hopping around.
> >>
> >> Was the yellow peanut shiny?
> >
> >yellow is always shiny
> >its the law
> >
> I want a saffron flavored yellow M n M.

why bother it tastes like fish

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:47:03 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >> > Meaning Matters
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
>> >> >> >Macerated metaphors milk men
>> >> >> >Minus merit. More meticulous
>> >> >> >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
>> >> >> >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
>> >> >> >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
>> >> >> >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
>> >> >> >Mewling morons marching masquerade
>> >> >> >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
>> >> >> >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
>> >> >> >Minus much might make meticulous
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
>> >> >> >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
>> >> >> >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
>> >> >> >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
>> >> >> >Marry much might manner mailed men,
>> >> >> >Malign most morons, master masquerade.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Mincing morons master masquerade
>> >> >> >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
>> >> >> >Meant machinations made mad men
>> >> >> >More merited, made manageable meaning
>> >> >> >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
>> >> >> >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
>> >> >> >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
>> >> >> >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
>> >> >> >Managing mostly more meticulous
>> >> >> >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
>> >> >> >Meticulously making metric men.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Mark much meaning molding many men:
>> >> >> >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
>> >> >> >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
>> >> >> >Meaning manages most masquerade,
>> >> >> >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
>> >> >> >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
>> >> >> >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
>> >> >> >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!
>> >> >
>> >> >you are so fickle
>> >> >
>> >> I aM aMazed at her usage of words that begin with 'M'!
>> >
>> >six forty two am
>> >beths dads place
>> >
>> >just wait till we meet
>> >
>> Will there be BBQ?
>
>biggest barbeque manhattan has ever seen
>
REAL BBQ! Not that stuff we texans get a rope for

Bed

 

On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:49:16 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> >> >chicken noodle soup
>> >> >tuna paste and memmi sauce
>> >> >ginger makes it hot
>> >> >
>> >> Maryanne was hotter!
>> >
>> >its ginger and cayenne
>> >
>> >(not the cloying pbs cartoon caillou
>> >but pepper spray cayenne)
>> >
>> I would never use liquid cayenne as a personal lubricant.
>
>ive never even been to french guiana
>
I've lived a very cloistered life, I've only been to one continent.

Bed

 

In article <t93p64l2526b1qohn16du4rtod3p8kgboa@4ax.com>,
Bed <blue_eyed_devil@mindspring.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:49:16 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> >> >> >chicken noodle soup
> >> >> >tuna paste and memmi sauce
> >> >> >ginger makes it hot
> >> >> >
> >> >> Maryanne was hotter!
> >> >
> >> >its ginger and cayenne
> >> >
> >> >(not the cloying pbs cartoon caillou
> >> >but pepper spray cayenne)
> >> >
> >> I would never use liquid cayenne as a personal lubricant.
> >
> >ive never even been to french guiana
> >
> I've lived a very cloistered life, I've only been to one continent.

constitently continental

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

In article <783p649bactqtk4hmtcauimkp4ldhpqe11@4ax.com>,
Bed <blue_eyed_devil@mindspring.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:47:03 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> >> >> >> > Meaning Matters
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
> >> >> >> >Macerated metaphors milk men
> >> >> >> >Minus merit. More meticulous
> >> >> >> >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
> >> >> >> >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
> >> >> >> >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
> >> >> >> >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
> >> >> >> >Mewling morons marching masquerade
> >> >> >> >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
> >> >> >> >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
> >> >> >> >Minus much might make meticulous
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
> >> >> >> >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
> >> >> >> >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
> >> >> >> >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
> >> >> >> >Marry much might manner mailed men,
> >> >> >> >Malign most morons, master masquerade.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Mincing morons master masquerade
> >> >> >> >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
> >> >> >> >Meant machinations made mad men
> >> >> >> >More merited, made manageable meaning
> >> >> >> >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
> >> >> >> >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
> >> >> >> >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
> >> >> >> >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
> >> >> >> >Managing mostly more meticulous
> >> >> >> >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
> >> >> >> >Meticulously making metric men.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Mark much meaning molding many men:
> >> >> >> >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
> >> >> >> >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
> >> >> >> >Meaning manages most masquerade,
> >> >> >> >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
> >> >> >> >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
> >> >> >> >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
> >> >> >> >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >you are so fickle
> >> >> >
> >> >> I aM aMazed at her usage of words that begin with 'M'!
> >> >
> >> >six forty two am
> >> >beths dads place
> >> >
> >> >just wait till we meet
> >> >
> >> Will there be BBQ?
> >
> >biggest barbeque manhattan has ever seen
> >
> REAL BBQ! Not that stuff we texans get a rope for

http://www.google.com/search?q=6 42 am beth dad place

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Jul 2, 5:33 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fh...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
> In article <75f672c0-2797-4b82-8cd1-3f4c1c43b...@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
> Amanda Reid <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Jul 1, 8:47 pm, Bed <blue_eyed_de...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> > > On Tue, 1 Jul 2008 01:55:26 -0700 (PDT), Amanda Reid
>
> > > <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
> > > >> > > > Meaning Matters
>
> > > >> > > the waves in space are wandered bounced
> > > >> > > they propagate in gaugeless pulses
> > > >> > > coherent pulse is hadron particle
> > > >> > > or photon wave that flows in place
> > > >> > > the waves disperse and particles wane
> > > >> > > the waves compress and particle wax
> > > >> > > the spirit spectrum of space and time
> > > >> > > while crest to crest encodes the metric
>
> > > >> > Tsk. the next letter was "n."
>
> > > >> never say never again
> > > >> as night endures and day is naught
> > > >> and knowledge numbed then nestled deep
> > > >> in knitted wool all near and warm
> > > >> a noise without a noise within
> > > >> a knelling heart that knots in horror
> > > >> what naked monster gnarls in wrath
> > > >> beneath your bed with knives as claws
> > > >> or kneeling nameless in nether closet
> > > >> its nose to door your dreams its need
>
> > > >O ominous omen, only one of others
> > > >Offering olios of omnibus Omegas,
> > > >Open only one Oracle of Otherness,
> > > >Offer only oneness of one's omnicience!
>
> > > Pleasing, please produce prodigiously.
>
> > > Bed
>
> > Quick quackers quake quiddities.
>
> > Quiet quorums quantify quintessentials,
> > Question quotables, quell quackers, quit.
>
> but soft what duck through yonder window quacks


It is the yeast, and Dockery is the bun.

Rerise, Rough Riders, roll raw, ragged wrap
Remembers rest right 'round ragged rucksacks;
Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap.

Rough, ragged rocks return their rotters' crap,
Wry, riotous replies regale their wracks!
Rerise, Rough Riders, roll! Raw, ragged rap

Reprise rude, rancid rats wrongly wreck rap!
Red recompence repay their redder axe:
Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap,

Ruining recreation, writing crap
Resounds our Archives, reeking rawer acts!
Rerise, Rough Riders, roll! Raw, ragged, wrap

Rare righteousness 'round regulars re rap,
Recuse regretfuls rightly rue their acts,
Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap,

Recover rarer regulars, rehap;
Ransack renegers wrenching ruder racks!
Rerise, Rough Riders, roll raw, ragged wrap!
Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap!

 

In article <b0299481-9703-4070-9499-2e207f344268@f63g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
Amanda Reid <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:

> On Jul 2, 5:33 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fh...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
> > In article
> > <75f672c0-2797-4b82-8cd1-3f4c1c43b...@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
> > Amanda Reid <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > > On Jul 1, 8:47 pm, Bed <blue_eyed_de...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> > > > On Tue, 1 Jul 2008 01:55:26 -0700 (PDT), Amanda Reid
> >
> > > > <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
> > > > >> > > > Meaning Matters
> >
> > > > >> > > the waves in space are wandered bounced
> > > > >> > > they propagate in gaugeless pulses
> > > > >> > > coherent pulse is hadron particle
> > > > >> > > or photon wave that flows in place
> > > > >> > > the waves disperse and particles wane
> > > > >> > > the waves compress and particle wax
> > > > >> > > the spirit spectrum of space and time
> > > > >> > > while crest to crest encodes the metric
> >
> > > > >> > Tsk. the next letter was "n."
> >
> > > > >> never say never again
> > > > >> as night endures and day is naught
> > > > >> and knowledge numbed then nestled deep
> > > > >> in knitted wool all near and warm
> > > > >> a noise without a noise within
> > > > >> a knelling heart that knots in horror
> > > > >> what naked monster gnarls in wrath
> > > > >> beneath your bed with knives as claws
> > > > >> or kneeling nameless in nether closet
> > > > >> its nose to door your dreams its need
> >
> > > > >O ominous omen, only one of others
> > > > >Offering olios of omnibus Omegas,
> > > > >Open only one Oracle of Otherness,
> > > > >Offer only oneness of one's omnicience!
> >
> > > > Pleasing, please produce prodigiously.
> >
> > > > Bed
> >
> > > Quick quackers quake quiddities.
> >
> > > Quiet quorums quantify quintessentials,
> > > Question quotables, quell quackers, quit.
> >
> > but soft what duck through yonder window quacks
>
>
> It is the yeast, and Dockery is the bun.
>
> Rerise, Rough Riders, roll raw, ragged wrap
> Remembers rest right 'round ragged rucksacks;
> Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap.
>
> Rough, ragged rocks return their rotters' crap,
> Wry, riotous replies regale their wracks!
> Rerise, Rough Riders, roll! Raw, ragged rap
>
> Reprise rude, rancid rats wrongly wreck rap!
> Red recompence repay their redder axe:
> Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap,
>
> Ruining recreation, writing crap
> Resounds our Archives, reeking rawer acts!
> Rerise, Rough Riders, roll! Raw, ragged, wrap
>
> Rare righteousness 'round regulars re rap,
> Recuse regretfuls rightly rue their acts,
> Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap,
>
> Recover rarer regulars, rehap;
> Ransack renegers wrenching ruder racks!
> Rerise, Rough Riders, roll raw, ragged wrap!
> Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap!

another brief challenge does express further games
have intense justified knowledge
leaving my nuanced or poised replies silently touching upon
velvet words xeric yet zealous

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

Hail Eris! On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:42:49 -0500, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Bed, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:52:07 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
> Schmidt" wrote:
>
>>>>> >> >> > > >> > >>>is it jack paar?
>>>>> >> >> > > >> > >>
>>>>> >> >> > > >> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>>>> >> >> > > >> > >
>>>>> >> >> > > >> > > did it add me to its lits?
>>>>> >> >> > > >> >
>>>>> >> >> > > >> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
>>>>> >> >> > > >>
>>>>> >> >> > > >> Sounds good to me
>>>>> >> >> > > >
>>>>> >> >> > > >good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling
>>>>> >> >> > > >geckos
>>>>> >> >> > >
>>>>> >> >> > > great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> > sorry but we are up to h now
>>>>> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> Helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers
>>>>> >> >
>>>>> >> >inquire inside for interesting insights in our intrigue
>>>>> >> >
>>>>> >> Jumping jehosaphat , Jersey Joe jabbed junipers joyfully!
>>>>> >
>>>>> >keen keaning kennings
>>>>> >loosely led like lemmings lept
>>>>> >making mixed meter
>>>>> >
>>>>> Naked narwhals nimbly name nubians,
>>>>> Polkadotted pinwheels pine passionately, Quash quaint Quakers!
>>>>
>>>>bad haiku
>>>>no pudding for you
>>>
>>> I was never offered any meat so of course I don't get any pudding.
>>
>>How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? (There's an
>>atrocious pun (maybe several) waiting in that line for someone to say it,
>>but I shall refrain.)
>
> Minus a g and add a b?

Why, I wouldn't know *what* you mean.<flutters eyes innocently>

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On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:43:30 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <t93p64l2526b1qohn16du4rtod3p8kgboa@4ax.com>,
> Bed <blue_eyed_devil@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:49:16 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>> >> >> >chicken noodle soup
>> >> >> >tuna paste and memmi sauce
>> >> >> >ginger makes it hot
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Maryanne was hotter!
>> >> >
>> >> >its ginger and cayenne
>> >> >
>> >> >(not the cloying pbs cartoon caillou
>> >> >but pepper spray cayenne)
>> >> >
>> >> I would never use liquid cayenne as a personal lubricant.
>> >
>> >ive never even been to french guiana
>> >
>> I've lived a very cloistered life, I've only been to one continent.
>
>constitently continental
>
That's the fiber talking.

Bed

 

mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
> In article
> <b0299481-9703-4070-9499-2e207f344268@f63g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
> Amanda Reid <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:
>
>> On Jul 2, 5:33 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fh...@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>> In article
>>> <75f672c0-2797-4b82-8cd1-3f4c1c43b...@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
>>> Amanda Reid <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> On Jul 1, 8:47 pm, Bed <blue_eyed_de...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 1 Jul 2008 01:55:26 -0700 (PDT), Amanda Reid
>>>
>>>>> <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Meaning Matters
>>>
>>>>>>>>> the waves in space are wandered bounced
>>>>>>>>> they propagate in gaugeless pulses
>>>>>>>>> coherent pulse is hadron particle
>>>>>>>>> or photon wave that flows in place
>>>>>>>>> the waves disperse and particles wane
>>>>>>>>> the waves compress and particle wax
>>>>>>>>> the spirit spectrum of space and time
>>>>>>>>> while crest to crest encodes the metric
>>>
>>>>>>>> Tsk. the next letter was "n."
>>>
>>>>>>> never say never again
>>>>>>> as night endures and day is naught
>>>>>>> and knowledge numbed then nestled deep
>>>>>>> in knitted wool all near and warm
>>>>>>> a noise without a noise within
>>>>>>> a knelling heart that knots in horror
>>>>>>> what naked monster gnarls in wrath
>>>>>>> beneath your bed with knives as claws
>>>>>>> or kneeling nameless in nether closet
>>>>>>> its nose to door your dreams its need
>>>
>>>>>> O ominous omen, only one of others
>>>>>> Offering olios of omnibus Omegas,
>>>>>> Open only one Oracle of Otherness,
>>>>>> Offer only oneness of one's omnicience!
>>>
>>>>> Pleasing, please produce prodigiously.
>>>
>>>>> Bed
>>>
>>>> Quick quackers quake quiddities.
>>>
>>>> Quiet quorums quantify quintessentials,
>>>> Question quotables, quell quackers, quit.
>>>
>>> but soft what duck through yonder window quacks
>>
>>
>> It is the yeast, and Dockery is the bun.
>>
>> Rerise, Rough Riders, roll raw, ragged wrap
>> Remembers rest right 'round ragged rucksacks;
>> Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap.
>>
>> Rough, ragged rocks return their rotters' crap,
>> Wry, riotous replies regale their wracks!
>> Rerise, Rough Riders, roll! Raw, ragged rap
>>
>> Reprise rude, rancid rats wrongly wreck rap!
>> Red recompence repay their redder axe:
>> Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap,
>>
>> Ruining recreation, writing crap
>> Resounds our Archives, reeking rawer acts!
>> Rerise, Rough Riders, roll! Raw, ragged, wrap
>>
>> Rare righteousness 'round regulars re rap,
>> Recuse regretfuls rightly rue their acts,
>> Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap,
>>
>> Recover rarer regulars, rehap;
>> Ransack renegers wrenching ruder racks!
>> Rerise, Rough Riders, roll raw, ragged wrap!
>> Rage, rage raw rotten rievers roaming rap!
>
> another brief challenge does express further games
> have intense justified knowledge
> leaving my nuanced or poised replies silently touching upon
> velvet words xeric yet zealous

Yer missin a q.

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On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:57:04 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>>Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>bullshit.

>I'm paranoid, but then I am a diaperbitch.

That's so very true.

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