Guess The Troll (Round Two)

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by gregvk, Jun 13, 2008.

  1. Amanda Reid

    Amanda Reid Guest

    On Jun 30, 10:52 pm, Bed <blue_eyed_de...@mindspring.com> wrote:
    > On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:17:37 -0700 (PDT), Amanda Reid
    >
    >
    >
    > <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >Guess
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >The
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >Troll.
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >or
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL

    >
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >ass so
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >hard
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >obsession. It
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.

    >
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!

    >
    > >> > >> >>> > >>>is it jack paar?

    >
    > >> > >> >>> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?

    >
    > >> > >> >>> > > did it add me to its lits?

    >
    > >> > >> >>> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?

    >
    > >> > >> >>> Sounds good to me

    >
    > >> > >> >>good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos

    >
    > >> > >> >great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.

    >
    > >> > >> Galumphing goateed gophers gallantly grinding gruel.

    >
    > >> > >goaded goat ghosts go

    >
    > >> > Grunting goats gnashing green galleons.

    >
    > >> grunting goats gallumph
    > >> holding high how horns harass
    > >> in irritant ire

    >
    > >> jaundiced jaded jouts
    > >> killing keen kilometers
    > >> loudly launched lashings

    >
    > > Meaning Matters

    >
    > >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
    > >Macerated metaphors milk men
    > >Minus merit. More meticulous
    > >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
    > >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
    > >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.

    >
    > >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
    > >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
    > >Mewling morons marching masquerade
    > >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
    > >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
    > >Minus much might make meticulous

    >
    > >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
    > >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
    > >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
    > >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
    > >Marry much might manner mailed men,
    > >Malign most morons, master masquerade.

    >
    > >Mincing morons master masquerade
    > >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
    > >Meant machinations made mad men
    > >More merited, made manageable meaning
    > >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
    > >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.

    >
    > >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
    > >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
    > >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
    > >Managing mostly more meticulous
    > >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
    > >Meticulously making metric men.

    >
    > >Mark much meaning molding many men:
    > >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
    > >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
    > >Meaning manages most masquerade,
    > >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
    > >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.

    >
    > >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
    > >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
    > >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.

    >
    > I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!
    >
    > Bed



    ~\__ :-D

    I spilled a bag of "M"s on the keyboard, and the big, yellow Peanut
    started hopping around.
     
  2. In article <b43aa7a7-0590-40b0-80a0-de92cd058754@m44g2000hsc.googlegroups.com>,
    Amanda Reid <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:

    > On Jun 30, 10:52 pm, Bed <blue_eyed_de...@mindspring.com> wrote:
    > > On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:17:37 -0700 (PDT), Amanda Reid
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >of
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >Guess
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >The
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >Troll.
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >Bugged
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >or
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL

    > >
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >kicked your
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >ass so
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >hard
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >therapy-proof
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >obsession. It
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.

    > >
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!

    > >
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>>is it jack paar?

    > >
    > > >> > >> >>> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?

    > >
    > > >> > >> >>> > > did it add me to its lits?

    > >
    > > >> > >> >>> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?

    > >
    > > >> > >> >>> Sounds good to me

    > >
    > > >> > >> >>good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos

    > >
    > > >> > >> >great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.

    > >
    > > >> > >> Galumphing goateed gophers gallantly grinding gruel.

    > >
    > > >> > >goaded goat ghosts go

    > >
    > > >> > Grunting goats gnashing green galleons.

    > >
    > > >> grunting goats gallumph
    > > >> holding high how horns harass
    > > >> in irritant ire

    > >
    > > >> jaundiced jaded jouts
    > > >> killing keen kilometers
    > > >> loudly launched lashings

    > >
    > > > Meaning Matters

    > >
    > > >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
    > > >Macerated metaphors milk men
    > > >Minus merit. More meticulous
    > > >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
    > > >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
    > > >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.

    > >
    > > >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
    > > >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
    > > >Mewling morons marching masquerade
    > > >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
    > > >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
    > > >Minus much might make meticulous

    > >
    > > >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
    > > >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
    > > >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
    > > >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
    > > >Marry much might manner mailed men,
    > > >Malign most morons, master masquerade.

    > >
    > > >Mincing morons master masquerade
    > > >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
    > > >Meant machinations made mad men
    > > >More merited, made manageable meaning
    > > >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
    > > >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.

    > >
    > > >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
    > > >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
    > > >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
    > > >Managing mostly more meticulous
    > > >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
    > > >Meticulously making metric men.

    > >
    > > >Mark much meaning molding many men:
    > > >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
    > > >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
    > > >Meaning manages most masquerade,
    > > >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
    > > >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.

    > >
    > > >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
    > > >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
    > > >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.

    > >
    > > I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!
    > >
    > > Bed

    >
    >
    > ~\__ :-D
    >
    > I spilled a bag of "M"s on the keyboard, and the big, yellow Peanut
    > started hopping around.


    linus? lucy? sally?

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     
  3. Amanda Reid

    Amanda Reid Guest

    On Jul 1, 3:39 am, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fh...@yahoo.com>
    wrote:
    > In article <8215968b-7b6e-4f71-880d-70f2522cf...@79g2000hsk.googlegroups.com>,
    > Amanda Reid <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    > > On Jun 30, 6:33 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fh...@yahoo.com>
    > > wrote:
    > > > In article
    > > > <51845953-c23f-4140-814e-f907725fd...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
    > > > Amanda Reid <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:

    >
    > > > > Meaning Matters

    >
    > > > the waves in space are wandered bounced
    > > > they propagate in gaugeless pulses
    > > > coherent pulse is hadron particle
    > > > or photon wave that flows in place
    > > > the waves disperse and particles wane
    > > > the waves compress and particle wax
    > > > the spirit spectrum of space and time
    > > > while crest to crest encodes the metric

    >
    > > Tsk. the next letter was "n."

    >
    > never say never again
    > as night endures and day is naught
    > and knowledge numbed then nestled deep
    > in knitted wool all near and warm
    > a noise without a noise within
    > a knelling heart that knots in horror
    > what naked monster gnarls in wrath
    > beneath your bed with knives as claws
    > or kneeling nameless in nether closet
    > its nose to door your dreams its need
    >


    O ominous omen, only one of others
    Offering olios of omnibus Omegas,
    Open only one Oracle of Otherness,
    Offer only oneness of one's omnicience!
     
  4. dracosilv

    dracosilv Guest

    mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
    > In article
    > <8215968b-7b6e-4f71-880d-70f2522cfd6c@79g2000hsk.googlegroups.com>,
    > Amanda Reid <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:
    >
    >> On Jun 30, 6:33 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fh...@yahoo.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>> In article
    >>> <51845953-c23f-4140-814e-f907725fd...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
    >>> Amanda Reid <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Meaning Matters
    >>>
    >>> the waves in space are wandered bounced
    >>> they propagate in gaugeless pulses
    >>> coherent pulse is hadron particle
    >>> or photon wave that flows in place
    >>> the waves disperse and particles wane
    >>> the waves compress and particle wax
    >>> the spirit spectrum of space and time
    >>> while crest to crest encodes the metric
    >>>

    >>
    >> Tsk. the next letter was "n."

    >
    > never say never again
    > as night endures and day is naught
    > and knowledge numbed then nestled deep
    > in knitted wool all near and warm
    > a noise without a noise within
    > a knelling heart that knots in horror
    > what naked monster gnarls in wrath
    > beneath your bed with knives as claws
    > or kneeling nameless in nether closet
    > its nose to door your dreams its need


    Where do you get these from? Seriously! Pretty deep statements....
    --
    But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
    your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
    gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

    In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
    This is you not giving a shit?
    HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
    I win & stuff.

    "Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
    not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
    around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

    How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
    The Daring Dufas

    Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
    Onideus Mad Hatter

    Golly Wiggle!
    Uncle Monster
     
  5. In article <4eb46aaf-2f8d-417a-b64c-2605c28e138c@8g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
    Amanda Reid <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:

    > On Jul 1, 3:39 am, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fh...@yahoo.com>
    > wrote:
    > > In article
    > > <8215968b-7b6e-4f71-880d-70f2522cf...@79g2000hsk.googlegroups.com>,
    > > Amanda Reid <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > > On Jun 30, 6:33 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fh...@yahoo.com>
    > > > wrote:
    > > > > In article
    > > > > <51845953-c23f-4140-814e-f907725fd...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
    > > > > Amanda Reid <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:

    > >
    > > > > > Meaning Matters

    > >
    > > > > the waves in space are wandered bounced
    > > > > they propagate in gaugeless pulses
    > > > > coherent pulse is hadron particle
    > > > > or photon wave that flows in place
    > > > > the waves disperse and particles wane
    > > > > the waves compress and particle wax
    > > > > the spirit spectrum of space and time
    > > > > while crest to crest encodes the metric

    > >
    > > > Tsk. the next letter was "n."

    > >
    > > never say never again
    > > as night endures and day is naught
    > > and knowledge numbed then nestled deep
    > > in knitted wool all near and warm
    > > a noise without a noise within
    > > a knelling heart that knots in horror
    > > what naked monster gnarls in wrath
    > > beneath your bed with knives as claws
    > > or kneeling nameless in nether closet
    > > its nose to door your dreams its need
    > >

    >
    > O ominous omen, only one of others
    > Offering olios of omnibus Omegas,
    > Open only one Oracle of Otherness,
    > Offer only oneness of one's omnicience!


    perhaps a fugitive escapee
    retreats from lifes panolpy
    assaulting starry canopy
    yet reeks of foul lycanthropy

    plagued by nightmare plagued by harpy
    leather winged and voices raspy
    eldritch choirs have songs all creepy
    aged in miens their hymns are wispy

    paroled from night by therapy
    after paid philanthropy
    iterated kidnapee
    nothing changes entropy

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     
  6. In article <g4dl5i$cj9$1@aioe.org>, "dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

    > mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
    > > In article
    > > <8215968b-7b6e-4f71-880d-70f2522cfd6c@79g2000hsk.googlegroups.com>,
    > > Amanda Reid <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Jun 30, 6:33 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fh...@yahoo.com>
    > >> wrote:
    > >>> In article
    > >>> <51845953-c23f-4140-814e-f907725fd...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
    > >>> Amanda Reid <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>> Meaning Matters
    > >>>
    > >>> the waves in space are wandered bounced
    > >>> they propagate in gaugeless pulses
    > >>> coherent pulse is hadron particle
    > >>> or photon wave that flows in place
    > >>> the waves disperse and particles wane
    > >>> the waves compress and particle wax
    > >>> the spirit spectrum of space and time
    > >>> while crest to crest encodes the metric
    > >>>
    > >>
    > >> Tsk. the next letter was "n."

    > >
    > > never say never again
    > > as night endures and day is naught
    > > and knowledge numbed then nestled deep
    > > in knitted wool all near and warm
    > > a noise without a noise within
    > > a knelling heart that knots in horror
    > > what naked monster gnarls in wrath
    > > beneath your bed with knives as claws
    > > or kneeling nameless in nether closet
    > > its nose to door your dreams its need

    >
    > Where do you get these from? Seriously! Pretty deep statements....


    quite queerly queried
    quotidian questions queued
    quite quietly quashed

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     
  7. Bed

    Bed Guest

    On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:58:46 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:


    >> >> Meaning Matters
    >> >
    >> >the waves in space are wandered bounced
    >> >they propagate in gaugeless pulses
    >> >coherent pulse is hadron particle
    >> >or photon wave that flows in place
    >> >the waves disperse and particles wane
    >> >the waves compress and particle wax
    >> >the spirit spectrum of space and time
    >> >while crest to crest encodes the metric
    >> >
    >> >arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    >> >limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    >> >then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    >> >call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

    >>
    >> Wax on, wacks off.

    >
    >waves
    >

    Wacs

    Bed
     
  8. Bed

    Bed Guest

    On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:59:24 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:



    >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked
    >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >your
    >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >ass so
    >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >hard
    >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
    >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >therapy-proof
    >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >obsession. It
    >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
    >> >>
    >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
    >> >>
    >> >> > >> >>> > >>>is it jack paar?
    >> >>
    >> >> > >> >>> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
    >> >>
    >> >> > >> >>> > > did it add me to its lits?
    >> >>
    >> >> > >> >>> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
    >> >>
    >> >> > >> >>> Sounds good to me
    >> >>
    >> >> > >> >>good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos
    >> >>
    >> >> > >> >great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
    >> >>
    >> >> > >> Galumphing goateed gophers gallantly grinding gruel.
    >> >>
    >> >> > >goaded goat ghosts go
    >> >>
    >> >> > Grunting goats gnashing green galleons.
    >> >>
    >> >> grunting goats gallumph
    >> >> holding high how horns harass
    >> >> in irritant ire
    >> >>
    >> >> jaundiced jaded jouts
    >> >> killing keen kilometers
    >> >> loudly launched lashings
    >> >>
    >> >
    >> > Meaning Matters
    >> >
    >> >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
    >> >Macerated metaphors milk men
    >> >Minus merit. More meticulous
    >> >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
    >> >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
    >> >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.
    >> >
    >> >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
    >> >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
    >> >Mewling morons marching masquerade
    >> >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
    >> >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
    >> >Minus much might make meticulous
    >> >
    >> >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
    >> >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
    >> >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
    >> >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
    >> >Marry much might manner mailed men,
    >> >Malign most morons, master masquerade.
    >> >
    >> >Mincing morons master masquerade
    >> >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
    >> >Meant machinations made mad men
    >> >More merited, made manageable meaning
    >> >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
    >> >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.
    >> >
    >> >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
    >> >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
    >> >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
    >> >Managing mostly more meticulous
    >> >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
    >> >Meticulously making metric men.
    >> >
    >> >Mark much meaning molding many men:
    >> >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
    >> >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
    >> >Meaning manages most masquerade,
    >> >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
    >> >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.
    >> >
    >> >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
    >> >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
    >> >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.
    >> >
    >> >

    >>
    >> I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!

    >
    >you are so fickle
    >

    I aM aMazed at he usage of words that begin with 'M'!

    Bed
     
  9. Bed

    Bed Guest

    On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:04:54 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:


    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >kicked
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >your
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >ass
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >so
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >hard
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >therapy-proof
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >obsession. It
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>>
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>is it jack paar?
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > >
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > > did it add me to its lits?
    >> >> >> >> > > >> >
    >> >> >> >> > > >> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
    >> >> >> >> > > >>
    >> >> >> >> > > >> Sounds good to me
    >> >> >> >> > > >
    >> >> >> >> > > >good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos
    >> >> >> >> > >
    >> >> >> >> > > great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > sorry but we are up to h now
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >inquire inside for interesting insights in our intrigue
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> Jumping jehosaphat , Jersey Joe jabbed junipers joyfully!
    >> >> >
    >> >> >keen keaning kennings
    >> >> >loosely led like lemmings lept
    >> >> >making mixed meter
    >> >> >
    >> >> Naked narwhals nimbly name nubians,
    >> >> Polkadotted pinwheels pine passionately,
    >> >> Quash quaint Quakers!
    >> >
    >> >bad haiku
    >> >no pudding for you
    >> >

    >> I was never offered any meat so of course I don't get any pudding.

    >
    >chicken noodle soup
    >tuna paste and memmi sauce
    >ginger makes it hot
    >

    Maryanne was hotter!

    Bed
     
  10. Bed

    Bed Guest

    On Tue, 1 Jul 2008 01:46:33 -0700 (PDT), Amanda Reid
    <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:

    >> >> > >> >>> > >>>is it jack paar?

    >>
    >> >> > >> >>> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?

    >>
    >> >> > >> >>> > > did it add me to its lits?

    >>
    >> >> > >> >>> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?

    >>
    >> >> > >> >>> Sounds good to me

    >>
    >> >> > >> >>good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos

    >>
    >> >> > >> >great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.

    >>
    >> >> > >> Galumphing goateed gophers gallantly grinding gruel.

    >>
    >> >> > >goaded goat ghosts go

    >>
    >> >> > Grunting goats gnashing green galleons.

    >>
    >> >> grunting goats gallumph
    >> >> holding high how horns harass
    >> >> in irritant ire

    >>
    >> >> jaundiced jaded jouts
    >> >> killing keen kilometers
    >> >> loudly launched lashings

    >>
    >> > Meaning Matters

    >>
    >> >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
    >> >Macerated metaphors milk men
    >> >Minus merit. More meticulous
    >> >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
    >> >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
    >> >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.

    >>
    >> >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
    >> >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
    >> >Mewling morons marching masquerade
    >> >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
    >> >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
    >> >Minus much might make meticulous

    >>
    >> >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
    >> >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
    >> >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
    >> >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
    >> >Marry much might manner mailed men,
    >> >Malign most morons, master masquerade.

    >>
    >> >Mincing morons master masquerade
    >> >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
    >> >Meant machinations made mad men
    >> >More merited, made manageable meaning
    >> >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
    >> >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.

    >>
    >> >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
    >> >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
    >> >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
    >> >Managing mostly more meticulous
    >> >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
    >> >Meticulously making metric men.

    >>
    >> >Mark much meaning molding many men:
    >> >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
    >> >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
    >> >Meaning manages most masquerade,
    >> >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
    >> >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.

    >>
    >> >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
    >> >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
    >> >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.

    >>
    >> I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!
    >>
    >> Bed

    >
    >
    >~\__ :-D
    >
    >I spilled a bag of "M"s on the keyboard, and the big, yellow Peanut
    >started hopping around.


    Was the yellow peanut shiny?

    Bed
     
  11. Bed

    Bed Guest

    On Tue, 1 Jul 2008 01:55:26 -0700 (PDT), Amanda Reid
    <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:


    >> > > > Meaning Matters

    >>
    >> > > the waves in space are wandered bounced
    >> > > they propagate in gaugeless pulses
    >> > > coherent pulse is hadron particle
    >> > > or photon wave that flows in place
    >> > > the waves disperse and particles wane
    >> > > the waves compress and particle wax
    >> > > the spirit spectrum of space and time
    >> > > while crest to crest encodes the metric

    >>
    >> > Tsk. the next letter was "n."

    >>
    >> never say never again
    >> as night endures and day is naught
    >> and knowledge numbed then nestled deep
    >> in knitted wool all near and warm
    >> a noise without a noise within
    >> a knelling heart that knots in horror
    >> what naked monster gnarls in wrath
    >> beneath your bed with knives as claws
    >> or kneeling nameless in nether closet
    >> its nose to door your dreams its need
    >>

    >
    >O ominous omen, only one of others
    >Offering olios of omnibus Omegas,
    >Open only one Oracle of Otherness,
    >Offer only oneness of one's omnicience!


    Pleasing, please produce prodigiously.

    Bed
     
  12. In article <fbnl649u3dqn8kfqqsvaj59hie03r5gn8v@4ax.com>,
    Bed <blue_eyed_devil@mindspring.com> wrote:

    > On Tue, 1 Jul 2008 01:46:33 -0700 (PDT), Amanda Reid
    > <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:
    >
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>is it jack paar?
    > >>
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
    > >>
    > >> >> > >> >>> > > did it add me to its lits?
    > >>
    > >> >> > >> >>> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
    > >>
    > >> >> > >> >>> Sounds good to me
    > >>
    > >> >> > >> >>good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos
    > >>
    > >> >> > >> >great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
    > >>
    > >> >> > >> Galumphing goateed gophers gallantly grinding gruel.
    > >>
    > >> >> > >goaded goat ghosts go
    > >>
    > >> >> > Grunting goats gnashing green galleons.
    > >>
    > >> >> grunting goats gallumph
    > >> >> holding high how horns harass
    > >> >> in irritant ire
    > >>
    > >> >> jaundiced jaded jouts
    > >> >> killing keen kilometers
    > >> >> loudly launched lashings
    > >>
    > >> > Meaning Matters
    > >>
    > >> >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
    > >> >Macerated metaphors milk men
    > >> >Minus merit. More meticulous
    > >> >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
    > >> >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
    > >> >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.
    > >>
    > >> >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
    > >> >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
    > >> >Mewling morons marching masquerade
    > >> >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
    > >> >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
    > >> >Minus much might make meticulous
    > >>
    > >> >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
    > >> >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
    > >> >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
    > >> >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
    > >> >Marry much might manner mailed men,
    > >> >Malign most morons, master masquerade.
    > >>
    > >> >Mincing morons master masquerade
    > >> >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
    > >> >Meant machinations made mad men
    > >> >More merited, made manageable meaning
    > >> >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
    > >> >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.
    > >>
    > >> >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
    > >> >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
    > >> >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
    > >> >Managing mostly more meticulous
    > >> >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
    > >> >Meticulously making metric men.
    > >>
    > >> >Mark much meaning molding many men:
    > >> >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
    > >> >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
    > >> >Meaning manages most masquerade,
    > >> >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
    > >> >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.
    > >>
    > >> >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
    > >> >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
    > >> >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.
    > >>
    > >> I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!
    > >>
    > >> Bed

    > >
    > >
    > >~\__ :-D
    > >
    > >I spilled a bag of "M"s on the keyboard, and the big, yellow Peanut
    > >started hopping around.

    >
    > Was the yellow peanut shiny?


    yellow is always shiny
    its the law

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     
  13. In article <d6nl64569i7kv3k54hp6v5iou3vt1emu7d@4ax.com>,
    Bed <blue_eyed_devil@mindspring.com> wrote:

    > On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:04:54 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    >
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >kicked
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >your
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >ass
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >so
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >hard
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >therapy-proof
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >obsession. It
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>>is it jack paar?
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > >
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > > did it add me to its lits?
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
    > >> >> >> >> > > >>
    > >> >> >> >> > > >> Sounds good to me
    > >> >> >> >> > > >
    > >> >> >> >> > > >good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos
    > >> >> >> >> > >
    > >> >> >> >> > > great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > sorry but we are up to h now
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >inquire inside for interesting insights in our intrigue
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> Jumping jehosaphat , Jersey Joe jabbed junipers joyfully!
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >keen keaning kennings
    > >> >> >loosely led like lemmings lept
    > >> >> >making mixed meter
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> Naked narwhals nimbly name nubians,
    > >> >> Polkadotted pinwheels pine passionately,
    > >> >> Quash quaint Quakers!
    > >> >
    > >> >bad haiku
    > >> >no pudding for you
    > >> >
    > >> I was never offered any meat so of course I don't get any pudding.

    > >
    > >chicken noodle soup
    > >tuna paste and memmi sauce
    > >ginger makes it hot
    > >

    > Maryanne was hotter!


    its ginger and cayenne

    (not the cloying pbs cartoon caillou
    but pepper spray cayenne)

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     
  14. In article <j4nl649hibeesktlro9smq94mvfgipuc5a@4ax.com>,
    Bed <blue_eyed_devil@mindspring.com> wrote:

    > On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:59:24 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >kicked
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >your
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >ass so
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >hard
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >therapy-proof
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >obsession. It
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>>is it jack paar?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > >> >>> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > >> >>> > > did it add me to its lits?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > >> >>> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > >> >>> Sounds good to me
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > >> >>good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > >> >great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > >> Galumphing goateed gophers gallantly grinding gruel.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > >goaded goat ghosts go
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Grunting goats gnashing green galleons.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> grunting goats gallumph
    > >> >> holding high how horns harass
    > >> >> in irritant ire
    > >> >>
    > >> >> jaundiced jaded jouts
    > >> >> killing keen kilometers
    > >> >> loudly launched lashings
    > >> >>
    > >> >
    > >> > Meaning Matters
    > >> >
    > >> >Muddled memes mince, mounting many molehills.
    > >> >Macerated metaphors milk men
    > >> >Minus merit. More meticulous
    > >> >Marauders might more mayhem make. Maybe.
    > >> >Milquetoast mumbles mangle, masquerade
    > >> >Mighty Mongols, missing much my meaning.
    > >> >
    > >> >Mere metrics maul much merit; more, much meaning,
    > >> >Mighty mountains mollycoddling molehills;
    > >> >Mewling morons marching masquerade
    > >> >Make many more monotonous. Muled men
    > >> >Malign much, mouthing morbid "maybe"
    > >> >Minus much might make meticulous
    > >> >
    > >> >Mere mewling mouthings, more meticulous
    > >> >Mere mannerism; metrics master meaning.
    > >> >Manumit mere mind, marry more "maybe";
    > >> >Mohammad makes mere mud molesting molehills.
    > >> >Marry much might manner mailed men,
    > >> >Malign most morons, master masquerade.
    > >> >
    > >> >Mincing morons master masquerade
    > >> >Minutely, mimicking meticulous,
    > >> >Meant machinations made mad men
    > >> >More merited, made manageable meaning
    > >> >Mount mountains, mostly masquerading molehills;
    > >> >Madding mobs may master mildew. Maybe.
    > >> >
    > >> >Metrics may marshal mind, may mean mere "maybe,"
    > >> >Moldy manners mounting masquerade,
    > >> >Making monsters mutter mere mild molehills,
    > >> >Managing mostly more meticulous
    > >> >Mudpies. Merit marries motion, meaning,
    > >> >Meticulously making metric men.
    > >> >
    > >> >Mark much meaning molding many men:
    > >> >Metrics make mores memorable. (Maybe.)
    > >> >Mark the meter; metrics manage meaning,
    > >> >Meaning manages most masquerade,
    > >> >Masquerade makes metaphor meticulous,
    > >> >Meticulousness masters most mob molehills.
    > >> >
    > >> >Make molehills master mammophilic men,
    > >> >Marks mark meticulous mere mudpies, maybe
    > >> >Monkeys might more masquerade my meaning.
    > >> >
    > >> >
    > >>
    > >> I bow in honor of your great and mighty MMMMenance!

    > >
    > >you are so fickle
    > >

    > I aM aMazed at he usage of words that begin with 'M'!


    six forty two am
    beths dads place

    just wait till we meet

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     
  15. In article <k3nl64169dg41q1lo4k4bn2arotb8ke7ks@4ax.com>,
    Bed <blue_eyed_devil@mindspring.com> wrote:

    > On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:58:46 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    >
    > >> >> Meaning Matters
    > >> >
    > >> >the waves in space are wandered bounced
    > >> >they propagate in gaugeless pulses
    > >> >coherent pulse is hadron particle
    > >> >or photon wave that flows in place
    > >> >the waves disperse and particles wane
    > >> >the waves compress and particle wax
    > >> >the spirit spectrum of space and time
    > >> >while crest to crest encodes the metric
    > >> >
    > >> >arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    > >> >limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    > >> >then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    > >> >call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
    > >>
    > >> Wax on, wacks off.

    > >
    > >waves
    > >

    > Wacs


    ogkrap - peoples commissar for tractors mules and female soldiers

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     
  16. Amanda Reid

    Amanda Reid Guest

    On Jul 1, 8:47 pm, Bed <blue_eyed_de...@mindspring.com> wrote:
    > On Tue, 1 Jul 2008 01:55:26 -0700 (PDT), Amanda Reid
    >
    >
    >
    > <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
    > >> > > > Meaning Matters

    >
    > >> > > the waves in space are wandered bounced
    > >> > > they propagate in gaugeless pulses
    > >> > > coherent pulse is hadron particle
    > >> > > or photon wave that flows in place
    > >> > > the waves disperse and particles wane
    > >> > > the waves compress and particle wax
    > >> > > the spirit spectrum of space and time
    > >> > > while crest to crest encodes the metric

    >
    > >> > Tsk. the next letter was "n."

    >
    > >> never say never again
    > >> as night endures and day is naught
    > >> and knowledge numbed then nestled deep
    > >> in knitted wool all near and warm
    > >> a noise without a noise within
    > >> a knelling heart that knots in horror
    > >> what naked monster gnarls in wrath
    > >> beneath your bed with knives as claws
    > >> or kneeling nameless in nether closet
    > >> its nose to door your dreams its need

    >
    > >O ominous omen, only one of others
    > >Offering olios of omnibus Omegas,
    > >Open only one Oracle of Otherness,
    > >Offer only oneness of one's omnicience!

    >
    > Pleasing, please produce prodigiously.
    >
    > Bed



    Quick quackers quake quiddities.

    Quiet quorums quantify quintessentials,
    Question quotables, quell quackers, quit.
     
  17. On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:46:58 -0500, Bed did most oddly state:
    > On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:07:09 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > wrote:
    >> Bed wrote:
    >>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:04:13 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >game of
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >Guess
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >The
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >Troll.
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >Atlas Bugged
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >or
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked.
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >LOL
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >kicked
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >your
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >ass
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >so
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >hard
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >therapy-proof
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >obsession. It
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>>
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>is it jack paar?
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
    >>> >> >> > > >> > >
    >>> >> >> > > >> > > did it add me to its lits?
    >>> >> >> > > >> >
    >>> >> >> > > >> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
    >>> >> >> > > >>
    >>> >> >> > > >> Sounds good to me
    >>> >> >> > > >
    >>> >> >> > > >good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling
    >>> >> >> > > >geckos
    >>> >> >> > >
    >>> >> >> > > great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
    >>> >> >> >
    >>> >> >> > sorry but we are up to h now
    >>> >> >>
    >>> >> >> Helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> >inquire inside for interesting insights in our intrigue
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> Jumping jehosaphat , Jersey Joe jabbed junipers joyfully!
    >>> >
    >>> >keen keaning kennings
    >>> >loosely led like lemmings lept
    >>> >making mixed meter
    >>> >
    >>> Naked narwhals nimbly name nubians,
    >>> Polkadotted pinwheels pine passionately, Quash quaint Quakers!

    >>
    >>bad haiku
    >>no pudding for you

    >
    > I was never offered any meat so of course I don't get any pudding.


    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? (There's an
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    deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
    United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
    Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
    you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
    members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
    investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
    designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
    up." -- William Rivers Pitt

    "It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
    people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
    president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
    and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
    the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
    worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
    declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
    http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark

    "Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
    relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
    I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
    'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
    targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
    Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
    that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
    retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
    it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
    little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
    fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
    public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
    Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in
    Message-ID: <ochc3.ag0.17.1@news.alt.net>

    "It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
    it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
    limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
    block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
    based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
    uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
    systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
    of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
    satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
    keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
    has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
    comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
    and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
    Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$6618@COMTECK.COM>

    To Whom It May Concern: Att'y Michael James Cranston stalker kook, Esq.,
    is a dogfucker and Kook of the Month for March 2007
     
  18. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

    Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >Timmay! wrote:
    >> Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Classic erroneous presupposition that my post had anything to do with
    >>>backing up Meat Plow, who is certainly more than capable of handling his
    >>>own battles.

    >>
    >> Aren't you least bit embarrassed at slurping Ploddy so blatantly?

    >
    >Best described as an embarrassment is your cry for attention.


    If I wanted your attention I'd throw a stick for you to fetch.

    --
    Timmay!

    "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
    No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
    <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
     
  19. In article
    <pan.2008.07.02.11.51.49.109475@kooks.worship.me.with.their.every.post>,
    "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
    <popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote:

    > On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:46:58 -0500, Bed did most oddly state:
    > > On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:07:09 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > > wrote:
    > >> Bed wrote:
    > >>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:04:13 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >>> wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >game of
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >Guess
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >The
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >Troll.
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes,
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >Atlas Bugged
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >or
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked.
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >LOL
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >kicked
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >your
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >ass
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >so
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >hard
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >therapy-proof
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >obsession. It
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>>
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>>is it jack paar?
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > >
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > > did it add me to its lits?
    > >>> >> >> > > >> >
    > >>> >> >> > > >> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
    > >>> >> >> > > >>
    > >>> >> >> > > >> Sounds good to me
    > >>> >> >> > > >
    > >>> >> >> > > >good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling
    > >>> >> >> > > >geckos
    > >>> >> >> > >
    > >>> >> >> > > great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.
    > >>> >> >> >
    > >>> >> >> > sorry but we are up to h now
    > >>> >> >>
    > >>> >> >> Helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers
    > >>> >> >
    > >>> >> >inquire inside for interesting insights in our intrigue
    > >>> >> >
    > >>> >> Jumping jehosaphat , Jersey Joe jabbed junipers joyfully!
    > >>> >
    > >>> >keen keaning kennings
    > >>> >loosely led like lemmings lept
    > >>> >making mixed meter
    > >>> >
    > >>> Naked narwhals nimbly name nubians,
    > >>> Polkadotted pinwheels pine passionately, Quash quaint Quakers!
    > >>
    > >>bad haiku
    > >>no pudding for you

    > >
    > > I was never offered any meat so of course I don't get any pudding.

    >
    > How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? (There's an
    > atrocious pun (maybe several) waiting in that line for someone to say it,
    > but I shall refrain.)


    theres always room for jello

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     
  20. In article <75f672c0-2797-4b82-8cd1-3f4c1c43b332@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
    Amanda Reid <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:

    > On Jul 1, 8:47 pm, Bed <blue_eyed_de...@mindspring.com> wrote:
    > > On Tue, 1 Jul 2008 01:55:26 -0700 (PDT), Amanda Reid
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > <scrawlm...@arvig.net> wrote:
    > > >> > > > Meaning Matters

    > >
    > > >> > > the waves in space are wandered bounced
    > > >> > > they propagate in gaugeless pulses
    > > >> > > coherent pulse is hadron particle
    > > >> > > or photon wave that flows in place
    > > >> > > the waves disperse and particles wane
    > > >> > > the waves compress and particle wax
    > > >> > > the spirit spectrum of space and time
    > > >> > > while crest to crest encodes the metric

    > >
    > > >> > Tsk. the next letter was "n."

    > >
    > > >> never say never again
    > > >> as night endures and day is naught
    > > >> and knowledge numbed then nestled deep
    > > >> in knitted wool all near and warm
    > > >> a noise without a noise within
    > > >> a knelling heart that knots in horror
    > > >> what naked monster gnarls in wrath
    > > >> beneath your bed with knives as claws
    > > >> or kneeling nameless in nether closet
    > > >> its nose to door your dreams its need

    > >
    > > >O ominous omen, only one of others
    > > >Offering olios of omnibus Omegas,
    > > >Open only one Oracle of Otherness,
    > > >Offer only oneness of one's omnicience!

    > >
    > > Pleasing, please produce prodigiously.
    > >
    > > Bed

    >
    >
    > Quick quackers quake quiddities.
    >
    > Quiet quorums quantify quintessentials,
    > Question quotables, quell quackers, quit.


    but soft what duck through yonder window quacks
    it is the down and daisy is the bird
    arise fair fowl and lay the golden egg
    which already swollen thick and hard
    that thou her layer art far more feathered than she
    be not her layer since she is onerous
    her oval livery is but calcium carbonate
    and none but unhatched wear it absorb it back

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     

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