Guess The Troll (Round Two)

Re: Diaperboi ...Self-Fucked

gregvk, ye weather-bitten old feeble carrion, thy intellect is not
replenished, thou art only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts,
ye beamed:

*PLONK*

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Re: Diaperboi ...Self-Fucked

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:46:11 +0000, gregvk wrote:

> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> news:pan.2008.06.24.15.34.21.333281@netscape.net:
>>
>> If you stand outside up here on a quiet night and the atmospheric
>> conditions are just right you can hear Maddie screaming "COCKSLAP"
>
> The OGM on his answering machine is probably something like, "Leave a
> message at the sound of the COCKSLAP, you fuckin Hatter Addict." Followed
> by the sound of furious masturbating.

ROTFPMSL!

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Re: Greggy...Self-Fucked

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:03:44 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:32:26 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:09:57 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> On 23 Jun 2008 19:48:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>>> <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>In alt.flame 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>>> Ludbunski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>>> Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.
>>>>
>>>> If a person posts to Usenet and keeps winding up in more and more killfiles,
>>>>what happens when the last reader left killfiles him? Will his Usenet
>>>>interface cease to function? Will he disappear?
>>>
>>> He'll rejoice as every stupid idiot on Usenet will no longer be able
>>> to see his posts and reply to them with their drooling idiocy. The
>>> only ones left to read his posts will be the intelligent ones, those
>>> who read Usenet quietly, rarely posting, thinking to themselves, "Gawd
>>> these fuckers are stupid, can't they just shut themselves the fuck
>>> up?"
>>>
>>> Retards like the stAUKers *ALWAYS* believe that they're the ONLY ones
>>> on Usenet, there are *NO* lurkers, they simply don't exist in the
>>> stAUKer world.
>>>
>>
>>Do<COCK SLAP>
>
> You can get the fuck off my leg now, Hatter Addict.
>
You're not speaking into your answering machine ATM, C4rT pU5h3r.

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Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:05:31 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:35:21 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:27:42 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:14:09 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:13:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>>>><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>>>-0500:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>>>>>Greg?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>>>>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>>>>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>>>
>>>>>...you're a garbage man, huh? How's that workin out for ya?
>>>>
>>>>Nice new spin on the IKYABWAI.
>>>
>>> Is that what the kids are calling projection these days?
>>>
>>N<COCK SLAP>
>
> Is your nyme Kevvie the Wonder Retard? No? Then why the fuck are you
> replying for him? What did he get too fucked up and have to "tag
> out"...if so, I think he could probably do a LOT better than you,
> Babyfur.
>

You're neglecting your parking lot duties, Maddie.

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Re: Moultard Fucks Himself Over...Again

gregvk wrote:
> "dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in
> news:4858a635$0$7698$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>
>> gregvk wrote:
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>> news:0kvg54ls4qvea27ieq611t7hc29l0sbljl@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On 18 Jun 2008 00:13:54 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>> news:sgmg549mfik8auljfeg067dkp49102goq9@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 17 Jun 2008 23:33:13 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:ptjg5416t46ljuncghnboljkaedaau2gm1@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> trainable
>>>>>>>> web-tards
>>>>>>>> deficient
>>>>>>>> snits
>>>>>>>> dick blister
>>>>>>>> halfass
>>>>>>>> prepubs
>>>>>>>> ass hat
>>>>>>>> flunk
>>>>>>>> shit loaf
>>>>>>>> fuck stain
>>>>>>>> ass dribble
>>>>>>>> skid
>>>>>>>> skiddie
>>>>>>>> ass troll
>>>>>>>> cock shitter
>>>>>>>> mental amputee
>>>>>>>> fish stick
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nice list, shitloaf.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't you mean "lits"
>>>>>
>>>>> I meant what I wrote, dick blister.
>>>>
>>>> Stealing my material again I see, oh well, it's not as if you have
>>>> any of your own, huh Spankard?
>>>
>>> Thanks for the input, trainable.
>>
>> Uhm..
>
> Nobody wants to read your drivel, cock shitter. Go clean the shit
> out of your fursuit, halfass.

Didn't you just read what OMH said about stealing material? I distinctly
remember OMH saying in the past something about trainables and how they're
related to HIS Hatter Addicts.

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster

 

Re: Matty...Scared and Alone

???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
news:pan.2008.06.25.15.20.35.766348@netscape.net:

> On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:05:31 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>>>>
>>>N<COCK SLAP>
>>
>> Is your nyme Kevvie the Wonder Retard? No? Then why the fuck are
>> you replying for him? What did he get too fucked up and have to "tag
>> out"...if so, I think he could probably do a LOT better than you,
>> Babyfur.
>>
>
> You're neglecting your parking lot duties, Maddie.

Maybe he got fired. Those fuckin cart pushers are surprisingly bitter and
unstable, and WallyWorld doesn't give a shit about them, so it's easy to
get them fired if you feel like it. Just find the store manager and tell
him that a cart pusher was rude to you or scratched your car or something,
and that nimrod will be looking for a new minimum wage shit job within a
matter of hours. Then you can kick back and enjoy a refreshing beverage
and have yourself a nice chuckle over the fact that you helped make some
WallyWorld loser's life even worse than it already was. LOL

 

Greggy The Wonder Retard Foams All Over The Place

On 26 Jun 2008 14:57:53 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Ma<COCK SLAP>

My, my, you certainly are frothy today, aren't you? You spazzed out
liak 30 posts in the past few hours...didja have a bad day at work?
Did somebody make fun of you for being a cart pusher? Tsch, tsch,
tsch...there, there, it's okay Greggles, we all don't understand. We
do however understand your little NEED for negative attention, which
is why you keep lashing out for a verbal ass beating. Go and get your
spanking paddle, Greggy, and I'll blister yer lil ass proper, just the
way you liak.

--

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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Matty The Wonder Retard Foams All Over The Place

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:4rt764p3sm1g3hpr32t7vvqc7a2esefitd@4ax.com:
>
> My

[pitysnipped massive amount of gibberish]

LOL! Nice froth, Fatty. Let's see some more.

 

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17 -0500, St. Raoul Xemblinosky
<saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>
>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>> >
>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>> >>>
>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>>> >>> him.
>>> >>
>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
>>> >> he is, then.
>>> >
>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>> >
>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>
>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>
>>is it jack paar?
>
>Is it bigger than a breadbox?

did it add me to its lits?

 

In article <5kb864htoo6v5t139see61ci38vgeelqgp@4ax.com>,
ryannosaurus <ryzilla@rock.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17 -0500, St. Raoul Xemblinosky
> <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> ><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
> >><erfc-1024@usa.net>
> >>wrote:
> >>
> >>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
> >>> >in
> >>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> >>> >
> >>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
> >>> >> Comfee
> >>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
> >>> >>> figured
> >>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
> >>> >>> ignores
> >>> >>> him.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
> >>> >> <jitter>
> >>> >> he is, then.
> >>> >
> >>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
> >>> >Troll.
> >>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> >>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >>> >
> >>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
> >>> >hard
> >>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
> >>> >It
> >>> >might be good for a few laughs.
> >>>
> >>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> >>
> >>is it jack paar?
> >
> >Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>
> did it add me to its lits?

i knew it was you all along

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

Re: Matty The Wonder Retard Foams All Over The Place

On 26 Jun 2008 20:19:51 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:4rt764p3sm1g3hpr32t7vvqc7a2esefitd@4ax.com:
>>
>> My
>
>[pitysnipped massive amount of gibberish]
>
>LOL! Nice froth, Fatty. Let's see some more.

Wait until he's finished with his jug of Sam's Nasti Spumante.

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On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:04:39 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
ryannosaurus <ryzilla@rock.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17 -0500, St. Raoul Xemblinosky
><saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
>>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>> >
>>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>>>> >>> him.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
>>>> >> he is, then.
>>>> >
>>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
>>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>> >
>>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
>>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
>>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>
>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>
>>>is it jack paar?
>>
>>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>
>did it add me to its lits?

Turned out to be old rusting patio furniture.


--

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Accept No Substitute

 

On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:04:39 -0700, ryannosaurus furthere the demise of
freeom with:

> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17 -0500, St. Raoul Xemblinosky
> <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
>>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>> >
>>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>>>> >>> him.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
>>>> >> he is, then.
>>>> >
>>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
>>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>> >
>>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
>>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
>>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>
>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>
>>>is it jack paar?
>>
>>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>
> did it add me to its lits?

Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?

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Re: Matty The Wonder Retard Foams All Over The Place

St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote in
news:hqe864te7757r170407de1rmeg8dufg9o3@4ax.com:

> On 26 Jun 2008 20:19:51 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>news:4rt764p3sm1g3hpr32t7vvqc7a2esefitd@4ax.com:
>>>
>>> My
>>
>>[pitysnipped massive amount of gibberish]
>>
>>LOL! Nice froth, Fatty. Let's see some more.
>
> Wait until he's finished with his jug of Sam's Nasti Spumante.

I bet he filled one of those cheap above-ground swimming pools with it and
he just floats in there, marinating and letting his three chins slip
beneath the surface whenever he wants another sip.

 

In article <pan.2008.06.27.15.19.44.958752@netscape.net>, ???hw?f
says...

> On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:04:39 -0700, ryannosaurus furthere the demise of
> freeom with:
>
> > On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17 -0500, St. Raoul Xemblinosky
> > <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
> >
> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
> >>>wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
> >>>> >>> him.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
> >>>> >> he is, then.
> >>>> >
> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >>>> >
> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
> >>>>
> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> >>>
> >>>is it jack paar?
> >>
> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
> >
> > did it add me to its lits?
>
> Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?

Sounds good to me

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In article <MPG.22cff19ef5d1aeac98b118@notbxpats.edu>,
Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com> wrote:

> In article <pan.2008.06.27.15.19.44.958752@netscape.net>, ???hw?f
> says...
>
> > On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:04:39 -0700, ryannosaurus furthere the demise of
> > freeom with:
> >
> > > On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17 -0500, St. Raoul Xemblinosky
> > > <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
> > >
> > >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> > >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >>
> > >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
> > >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
> > >>>wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>
> > >>>> >wrote in
> > >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> > >>>> >
> > >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
> > >>>> >> Comfee
> > >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> > >>>> >>>
> > >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
> > >>>> >>> figured
> > >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
> > >>>> >>> ignores
> > >>>> >>> him.
> > >>>> >>
> > >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
> > >>>> >> <jitter>
> > >>>> >> he is, then.
> > >>>> >
> > >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
> > >>>> >Troll.
> > >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> > >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> > >>>> >
> > >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
> > >>>> >hard
> > >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
> > >>>> >obsession. It
> > >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> > >>>
> > >>>is it jack paar?
> > >>
> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
> > >
> > > did it add me to its lits?
> >
> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
>
> Sounds good to me

good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote:

>Classic erroneous presupposition that my post had anything to do with
>backing up Meat Plow, who is certainly more than capable of handling
>his own battles.

Aren't you least bit embarrassed at slurping Ploddy so blatantly?

--
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Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:51:14 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote:
>
>>Classic erroneous presupposition that my post had anything to do with
>>backing up Meat Plow, who is certainly more than capable of handling his
>>own battles.
>
> Aren't you least bit embarrassed at slurping Ploddy so blatantly?

Best described as an embarrassment is your cry for attention.


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On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:01:07 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>In article <MPG.22cff19ef5d1aeac98b118@notbxpats.edu>,
> Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com> wrote:
>
>> In article <pan.2008.06.27.15.19.44.958752@netscape.net>, ???hw?f
>> says...
>>
>> > On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:04:39 -0700, ryannosaurus furthere the demise of
>> > freeom with:
>> >
>> > > On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17 -0500, St. Raoul Xemblinosky
>> > > <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> > >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>> > >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>> > >>>wrote:
>> > >>>
>> > >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>
>> > >>>> >wrote in
>> > >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>> > >>>> >
>> > >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>> > >>>> >> Comfee
>> > >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> > >>>> >>>
>> > >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>> > >>>> >>> figured
>> > >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>> > >>>> >>> ignores
>> > >>>> >>> him.
>> > >>>> >>
>> > >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>> > >>>> >> <jitter>
>> > >>>> >> he is, then.
>> > >>>> >
>> > >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>> > >>>> >Troll.
>> > >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>> > >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>> > >>>> >
>> > >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>> > >>>> >hard
>> > >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>> > >>>> >obsession. It
>> > >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>> > >>>
>> > >>>is it jack paar?
>> > >>
>> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>> > >
>> > > did it add me to its lits?
>> >
>> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
>>
>> Sounds good to me
>
>good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos

great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.


--

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Accept No Substitute

 

In article <e6id645karm78mc0fvc4740e0q5i0r3lhc@4ax.com>,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:01:07 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
> probation for writing:
>
> >In article <MPG.22cff19ef5d1aeac98b118@notbxpats.edu>,
> > Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com> wrote:
> >
> >> In article <pan.2008.06.27.15.19.44.958752@netscape.net>, ???hw?f
> >> says...
> >>
> >> > On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:04:39 -0700, ryannosaurus furthere the demise of
> >> > freeom with:
> >> >
> >> > > On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17 -0500, St. Raoul Xemblinosky
> >> > > <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> > >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> > >>
> >> > >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
> >> > >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
> >> > >>>wrote:
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>
> >> > >>>> >wrote in
> >> > >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> >> > >>>> >
> >> > >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in
> >> > >>>> >> thee
> >> > >>>> >> Comfee
> >> > >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >> > >>>> >>>
> >> > >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
> >> > >>>> >>> figured
> >> > >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
> >> > >>>> >>> ignores
> >> > >>>> >>> him.
> >> > >>>> >>
> >> > >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
> >> > >>>> >> <jitter>
> >> > >>>> >> he is, then.
> >> > >>>> >
> >> > >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess
> >> > >>>> >The
> >> > >>>> >Troll.
> >> > >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> >> > >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >> > >>>> >
> >> > >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
> >> > >>>> >so
> >> > >>>> >hard
> >> > >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
> >> > >>>> >obsession. It
> >> > >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>>is it jack paar?
> >> > >>
> >> > >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
> >> > >
> >> > > did it add me to its lits?
> >> >
> >> > Is it xp0asted to alt.acme.exploding?
> >>
> >> Sounds good to me
> >
> >good graces on gainfully galloping gallons of giggling geckos
>
> great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gulch.

sorry but we are up to h now

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven