Guess The Troll (Round Two)

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote in
news:mai0649tt4vjcsmjuh778e7oteij01t7j4@4ax.com:

> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:14:21 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>><cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>news:6f4064lfasn9mbilvt3a5qpmle0v095a33@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>>-0500:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote
>>>>>>>>>> in news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that
>>>>>>>>>>> and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is
>>>>>>>>>>> actually buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name.
>>>>>>>>You risk attracting waaaay too much attention from
>>>>>>>>out-of-control freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to
>>>>>>>>stupidity or false self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking
>>>>>>>>shit IRL.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so
>>>>>>>much to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a
>>>>>>>lil front on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If
>>>>>>>you posted yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how
>>>>>>>pathetic you are in the real world, that's why you can't EVER let
>>>>>>>anyone know online who you really are. If that ever happened,
>>>>>>>man, you'd NEVER be able to show yer face online again
>>>>>>>(figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy there'd be no
>>>>>>>shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you and yer
>>>>>>>uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run to, no
>>>>>>>lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that
>>>>>>>right Greg?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and
>>>>>>making very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>
>>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>>>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows
>>>>>what a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>>>>
>>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>>
>>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>>
>>>> ...you're a garbage man, huh?
>>>
>>>H<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>What the fuck are you his personal online bitch? What the fuck are
>>you cheerleading the little pissant for? What are you slurping for
>>favors or something? He posts for you, you post for him, a lil Usenet
>>reach around kinda deal as you fuck him up the ass proper? Give that
>>loser his half of the stAUKer brain back and get him the fuck back in
>>here to stand up for himself, that stupid pussy doesn't need YOU of
>>all retards to help him out.
>
> You seem bitter. Are you bitter?

He works at Wal-Mart. Nothing to be bitter about since it's about his
speed.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"Nutrinos (sic) are one of the key understanding to this idea. This is
how most aliens traverse the multiverse at this time." - Edmo on a full
delusional ride in his own created reality.

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:10:08 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:14:21 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>><cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>news:6f4064lfasn9mbilvt3a5qpmle0v095a33@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>>-0500:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that
>>>>>>>>>>> and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually
>>>>>>>>>>> buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control
>>>>>>>>freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much
>>>>>>>to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front
>>>>>>>on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted
>>>>>>>yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are
>>>>>>>in the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online
>>>>>>>who you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able
>>>>>>>to show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time
>>>>>>>you'd try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin
>>>>>>>RL pics of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no
>>>>>>>lies to run to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as
>>>>>>>the pathetic, crying little child that you are in the real world,
>>>>>>>isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>
>>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>>>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>>>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>>>>
>>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>>
>>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>>
>>>> ...you're a garbage man, huh?
>>>
>>>H<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>What the fuck are you his personal online bitch? What the fuck are
>>you cheerleading the little pissant for? What are you slurping for
>>favors or something? He posts for you, you post for him, a lil Usenet
>>reach around kinda deal as you fuck him up the ass proper? Give that
>>loser his half of the stAUKer brain back and get him the fuck back in
>>here to stand up for himself, that stupid pussy doesn't need YOU of
>>all retards to help him out.
>
>You seem bitter. Are you bitter?

You look stupid. Are you stupid?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:18:16 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote in
>news:mai0649tt4vjcsmjuh778e7oteij01t7j4@4ax.com:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:14:21 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>><cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>news:6f4064lfasn9mbilvt3a5qpmle0v095a33@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>>>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>>>-0500:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>> in news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that
>>>>>>>>>>>> and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is
>>>>>>>>>>>> actually buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name.
>>>>>>>>>You risk attracting waaaay too much attention from
>>>>>>>>>out-of-control freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to
>>>>>>>>>stupidity or false self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking
>>>>>>>>>shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so
>>>>>>>>much to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a
>>>>>>>>lil front on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If
>>>>>>>>you posted yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how
>>>>>>>>pathetic you are in the real world, that's why you can't EVER let
>>>>>>>>anyone know online who you really are. If that ever happened,
>>>>>>>>man, you'd NEVER be able to show yer face online again
>>>>>>>>(figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy there'd be no
>>>>>>>>shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you and yer
>>>>>>>>uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run to, no
>>>>>>>>lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that
>>>>>>>>right Greg?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and
>>>>>>>making very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>>>>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows
>>>>>>what a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>>>
>>>>> ...you're a garbage man, huh?
>>>>
>>>>H<COCK SLAP>
>>>
>>>What the fuck are you his personal online bitch? What the fuck are
>>>you cheerleading the little pissant for? What are you slurping for
>>>favors or something? He posts for you, you post for him, a lil Usenet
>>>reach around kinda deal as you fuck him up the ass proper? Give that
>>>loser his half of the stAUKer brain back and get him the fuck back in
>>>here to stand up for himself, that stupid pussy doesn't need YOU of
>>>all retards to help him out.
>>
>> You seem bitter. Are you bitter?
>
>He works at Wal-Mart. Nothing to be bitter about since it's about his
>speed.

Oh, oh, there's the reach around! So how long have you two ugly
bitches been online dating? Which one of you is the woman of the
relationship?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:14:34 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:51:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:08:36 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin
>>>>>>>>>>>>> into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks
>>>>>>>>>>who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in the
>>>>>>>>>real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who you
>>>>>>>>>really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to show
>>>>>>>>>yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy
>>>>>>>>>there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you
>>>>>>>>>and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run to, no
>>>>>>>>>lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic, crying
>>>>>>>>>little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>>>>> [...blah blah blah...]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend the
>>>>>> vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of epic
>>>>>> whines and posting them to Usenet?
>>>>>
>>>>>Must be a mechanism to vent his frustration like the one I have for having such a shit job as
>>>>>being the one who greets and hands out carts to customers at WalMart.
>>>>
>>>>I fixed yer typos, Ass Plow. BTW, how's yer son, molest him lately?
>>>
>>>How s<SISSY FAG SLAP>
>>
>>Is your name Ass Plow? No? Then why the fuck is yer head up his ass
>>slurping away liak his own personal online cheerleader?
>
>Cla<COCK SLAP>

Oh hey, guess what, yeah, yer name STILL isn't Ass Plow! LOL You'll
figure this out sooner or later, I just need to slap you up long side
yer fat head with my cock a few dozen moar times and I think it'll
start to click for ya.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:16:10 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:47:48 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>>>>>Greg?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>>>>[...blah blah blah...]
>>>>>
>>>>>Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend
>>>>>the vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of
>>>>>epic whines and posting them to Usenet?
>>>>
>>>>The Way of the Kook
>>>>-Always snip out the parts of the post that bother you the most.
>>>>
>>>>*nods*
>>>
>>>J<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>BORED NOW
>>
>>Do something funny, like shut yourself the fuck up, that'd be pretty
>>funny.
>
>Th<COCK SLAP>

STILL BORED

Go find someone else to poast for you, you're all burned out, stAUKer.

--

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mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:r8q0641t9dj6kqns8hh9ke92aj3coochuk@4ax.com:

> On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:18:16 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
> <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote in
>>news:mai0649tt4vjcsmjuh778e7oteij01t7j4@4ax.com:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:14:21 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>>><cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>news:6f4064lfasn9mbilvt3a5qpmle0v095a33@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>>>>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>>>>-0500:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone
>>>>>>>>>>>>> is actually buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name.
>>>>>>>>>>You risk attracting waaaay too much attention from
>>>>>>>>>>out-of-control freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to
>>>>>>>>>>stupidity or false self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking
>>>>>>>>>>shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so
>>>>>>>>>much to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a
>>>>>>>>>lil front on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt?
>>>>>>>>>If you posted yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know
>>>>>>>>>how pathetic you are in the real world, that's why you can't
>>>>>>>>>EVER let anyone know online who you really are. If that ever
>>>>>>>>>happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to show yer face online
>>>>>>>>>again (figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy there'd
>>>>>>>>>be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you
>>>>>>>>>and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the
>>>>>>>>>pathetic, crying little child that you are in the real world,
>>>>>>>>>isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and
>>>>>>>>making very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without
>>>>>>>the hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him
>>>>>>>shows what a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he
>>>>>>>really is.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...you're a garbage man, huh?
>>>>>
>>>>>H<COCK SLAP>
>>>>
>>>>What the fuck are you his personal online bitch? What the fuck are
>>>>you cheerleading the little pissant for? What are you slurping for
>>>>favors or something? He posts for you, you post for him, a lil
>>>>Usenet reach around kinda deal as you fuck him up the ass proper?
>>>>Give that loser his half of the stAUKer brain back and get him the
>>>>fuck back in here to stand up for himself, that stupid pussy doesn't
>>>>need YOU of all retards to help him out.
>>>
>>> You seem bitter. Are you bitter?
>>
>>He works at Wal-Mart. Nothing to be bitter about since it's about his
>>speed.
>
> Oh, oh, there's the reach around! So how long have you two ugly
> bitches been online dating? Which one of you is the woman of the
> relationship?

You're sooooo cute when you're frothy, Fr00ty.

Let me know when you learn a new dance.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"And again, anyone who believes they have THE answers, is suffering from
delusions of granduer, a liar, a fool, and lacking in mature
perspectives." - Edmo in self-diagnosis mode.

 

Re: Diaperboi ...Self-Fucked

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:39:00 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:59:40 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
>
> So what else is new, Pants-shitter?
>

Nothin, yer still the pathetic cock-eyed post editing tard you always will
be.

heh

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:16:10 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:47:48 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>>>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>>>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>>>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>>>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>>>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>>>>>>Greg?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>>>>>[...blah blah blah...]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend
>>>>>>the vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of
>>>>>>epic whines and posting them to Usenet?
>>>>>
>>>>>The Way of the Kook
>>>>>-Always snip out the parts of the post that bother you the most.
>>>>>
>>>>>*nods*
>>>>
>>>>J<COCK SLAP>
>>>
>>>BORED NOW
>>>
>>>Do something funny, like shut yourself the fuck up, that'd be pretty
>>>funny.
>>
>>Th<SISSY FAGBOI SLAP>
>
>STILL BORED
>
>Go find someone else to poast for you, you're all burned out, stAUKer.

The Way of the Kook
-Always snip out the parts of the post that bother you the most.

*nods*

*nods again for effect*

*nods in acknowledgement that Sad Squatter, once again, can't handle
the TRVTH*

 

Baby Matthew Moulton - Loner with a Boner

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:27:07 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:


> I just need to slap my cock a few dozen moar times and I think it'll
>start to click.

---
Behold the .sig file of His AssHoliness, St. Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12
http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:14:34 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:51:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:08:36 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks
>>>>>>>>>>>who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in the
>>>>>>>>>>real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who you
>>>>>>>>>>really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to show
>>>>>>>>>>yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy
>>>>>>>>>>there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you
>>>>>>>>>>and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run to, no
>>>>>>>>>>lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic, crying
>>>>>>>>>>little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>>>>>> [...blah blah blah...]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend the
>>>>>>> vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of epic
>>>>>>> whines and posting them to Usenet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Must be a mechanism to vent his frustration like the one I have for having such a shit job as
>>>>>>being the one who greets and hands out carts to customers at WalMart.
>>>>>
>>>>>I fixed yer typos, Ass Plow. BTW, how's yer son, molest him lately?
>>>>
>>>>How s<SISSY FAG SLAP>
>>>
>>>Is your name Ass Plow? No? Then why the fuck is yer head up his ass
>>>slurping away liak his own personal online cheerleader?
>>
>>Cla<SISSY FAGBOI BACK-HAND SLAPPING MOTION THAT REALLY CAN NOT BE JUSTIFIABLY CONSIDERED A LEGITIMATE
>>SLAP BY ANY MEANS>
>
>Oh hey, guess what, yeah, yer name STILL isn't Ass Plow!

And your point?

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:10:08 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:14:21 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>><cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>news:6f4064lfasn9mbilvt3a5qpmle0v095a33@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>>>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>>>-0500:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that
>>>>>>>>>>>> and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually
>>>>>>>>>>>> buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control
>>>>>>>>>freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much
>>>>>>>>to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front
>>>>>>>>on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted
>>>>>>>>yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are
>>>>>>>>in the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online
>>>>>>>>who you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able
>>>>>>>>to show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time
>>>>>>>>you'd try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin
>>>>>>>>RL pics of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no
>>>>>>>>lies to run to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as
>>>>>>>>the pathetic, crying little child that you are in the real world,
>>>>>>>>isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>>>>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>>>>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>>>
>>>>> ...you're a garbage man, huh?
>>>>
>>>>H<COCK SLAP>
>>>
>>>What the fuck are you his personal online bitch? What the fuck are
>>>you cheerleading the little pissant for? What are you slurping for
>>>favors or something? He posts for you, you post for him, a lil Usenet
>>>reach around kinda deal as you fuck him up the ass proper? Give that
>>>loser his half of the stAUKer brain back and get him the fuck back in
>>>here to stand up for himself, that stupid pussy doesn't need YOU of
>>>all retards to help him out.
>>
>>You seem bitter. Are you bitter?
>
>You look stupid. Are you stupid?

How do you know how I look? Are you clairvoyant? Or just a
pathological liar?

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:r8q0641t9dj6kqns8hh9ke92aj3coochuk@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:18:16 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>> <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote in
>>>news:mai0649tt4vjcsmjuh778e7oteij01t7j4@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:14:21 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>>>><cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>news:6f4064lfasn9mbilvt3a5qpmle0v095a33@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>>>>>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>>>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>>>>>-0500:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is actually buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name.
>>>>>>>>>>>You risk attracting waaaay too much attention from
>>>>>>>>>>>out-of-control freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to
>>>>>>>>>>>stupidity or false self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking
>>>>>>>>>>>shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so
>>>>>>>>>>much to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a
>>>>>>>>>>lil front on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt?
>>>>>>>>>>If you posted yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know
>>>>>>>>>>how pathetic you are in the real world, that's why you can't
>>>>>>>>>>EVER let anyone know online who you really are. If that ever
>>>>>>>>>>happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to show yer face online
>>>>>>>>>>again (figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy there'd
>>>>>>>>>>be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you
>>>>>>>>>>and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the
>>>>>>>>>>pathetic, crying little child that you are in the real world,
>>>>>>>>>>isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and
>>>>>>>>>making very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without
>>>>>>>>the hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him
>>>>>>>>shows what a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he
>>>>>>>>really is.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...you're a garbage man, huh?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>H<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>What the fuck are you his personal online bitch? What the fuck are
>>>>>you cheerleading the little pissant for? What are you slurping for
>>>>>favors or something? He posts for you, you post for him, a lil
>>>>>Usenet reach around kinda deal as you fuck him up the ass proper?
>>>>>Give that loser his half of the stAUKer brain back and get him the
>>>>>fuck back in here to stand up for himself, that stupid pussy doesn't
>>>>>need YOU of all retards to help him out.
>>>>
>>>> You seem bitter. Are you bitter?
>>>
>>>He works at Wal-Mart. Nothing to be bitter about since it's about his
>>>speed.
>>
>> Oh, oh, there's the reach around! So how long have you two ugly
>> bitches been online dating? Which one of you is the woman of the
>> relationship?
>
>You're sooooo cute when you're frothy, Fr00ty.
>
>Let me know when you learn a new dance.

M3 T00~`~!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!

 

Re: Baby Matthew Moulton - Loner with a Boner

St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:27:07 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>
>> I just need to slap my cock a few dozen moar times and I think it'll
>>start to click.

Either that, or else put on a cock-and-ball-torture device made out of
plastic cutlery and Lincoln Logs.

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:51:36 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:

> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:08:36 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that
>>>>>>>>>>> and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually
>>>>>>>>>>> buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control
>>>>>>>>freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much
>>>>>>>to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front
>>>>>>>on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted
>>>>>>>yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are
>>>>>>>in the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online
>>>>>>>who you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able
>>>>>>>to show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time
>>>>>>>you'd try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin
>>>>>>>RL pics of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no
>>>>>>>lies to run to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as
>>>>>>>the pathetic, crying little child that you are in the real world,
>>>>>>>isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>
>>>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>>> [...blah blah blah...]
>>>>
>>>> Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend
>>>> the vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of
>>>> epic whines and posting them to Usenet?
>>>
>>>Must be a mechanism to vent his frustration like the one I have for
>>>having such a shit job as being the one who greets and hands out carts
>>>to customers at WalMart.
>>
>>I fixed yer typos, Ass Plow. BTW, how's yer son, molest him lately?
>
> How sad. Someone feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but one of the
> ......... well, about the only redeeming aspect about your Usenet
> existence is that you resisted the temptation to use "Child molester"
> lames.
>

Au contraire mon ami, the Diaperboi rolls out the child molester
lames whenever I've soundly thumped upon his three-chin, cock-eyed noggin.
I guess he assumes it causes hurt in others the way he feels it when he
thinks back about his own molestations.

>
>
> I guess that's gone down the toilet as well.

Yeh well in his case though it's gone down the diaper.


--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: Baby Matthew Moulton - Loner with a Boner

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:52:46 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:

> St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:27:07 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> I just need to slap my cock a few dozen moar times and I think it'll
>>>start to click.
>
> Either that, or else put on a cock-and-ball-torture device made out of
> plastic cutlery and Lincoln Logs.

Legos.


--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:13:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>
>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>-0500:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>
>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>
>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>Greg?
>>>
>>>
>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>
>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>
>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>
>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>
>...you're a garbage man, huh? How's that workin out for ya?

Nice new spin on the IKYABWAI.



--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

COOSN-266-06-02374
Hammer of Thor, April 2005
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:14:09 -0400, K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:13:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>
>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>-0500:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>
>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>>Greg?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>
>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>>
>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>
>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>
>>...you're a garbage man, huh? How's that workin out for ya?
>
>Nice new spin on the IKYABWAI.

Is that what the kids are calling projection these days?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:49:58 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:10:08 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:14:21 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>>><cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>news:6f4064lfasn9mbilvt3a5qpmle0v095a33@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>>>>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>>>>-0500:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually
>>>>>>>>>>>>> buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control
>>>>>>>>>>freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much
>>>>>>>>>to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front
>>>>>>>>>on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted
>>>>>>>>>yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are
>>>>>>>>>in the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online
>>>>>>>>>who you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able
>>>>>>>>>to show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time
>>>>>>>>>you'd try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin
>>>>>>>>>RL pics of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no
>>>>>>>>>lies to run to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as
>>>>>>>>>the pathetic, crying little child that you are in the real world,
>>>>>>>>>isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>>>>>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>>>>>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...you're a garbage man, huh?
>>>>>
>>>>>H<COCK SLAP>
>>>>
>>>>What the fuck are you his personal online bitch? What the fuck are
>>>>you cheerleading the little pissant for? What are you slurping for
>>>>favors or something? He posts for you, you post for him, a lil Usenet
>>>>reach around kinda deal as you fuck him up the ass proper? Give that
>>>>loser his half of the stAUKer brain back and get him the fuck back in
>>>>here to stand up for himself, that stupid pussy doesn't need YOU of
>>>>all retards to help him out.
>>>
>>>You seem bitter. Are you bitter?
>>
>>You look stupid. Are you stupid?

>How do you know how I look? Are you clairvoyant? Or just a
>pathological liar?

One really doesn't need to see your face to see how stupid you
look...it's complicated, you wouldn't be able to figure it out,
Stupid.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:33:44 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:r8q0641t9dj6kqns8hh9ke92aj3coochuk@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:18:16 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>> <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote in
>>>news:mai0649tt4vjcsmjuh778e7oteij01t7j4@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:14:21 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>>>><cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>news:6f4064lfasn9mbilvt3a5qpmle0v095a33@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>>>>>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>>>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>>>>>-0500:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is actually buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name.
>>>>>>>>>>>You risk attracting waaaay too much attention from
>>>>>>>>>>>out-of-control freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to
>>>>>>>>>>>stupidity or false self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking
>>>>>>>>>>>shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so
>>>>>>>>>>much to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a
>>>>>>>>>>lil front on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt?
>>>>>>>>>>If you posted yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know
>>>>>>>>>>how pathetic you are in the real world, that's why you can't
>>>>>>>>>>EVER let anyone know online who you really are. If that ever
>>>>>>>>>>happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to show yer face online
>>>>>>>>>>again (figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy there'd
>>>>>>>>>>be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you
>>>>>>>>>>and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the
>>>>>>>>>>pathetic, crying little child that you are in the real world,
>>>>>>>>>>isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and
>>>>>>>>>making very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without
>>>>>>>>the hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him
>>>>>>>>shows what a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he
>>>>>>>>really is.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...you're a garbage man, huh?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>H<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>What the fuck are you his personal online bitch? What the fuck are
>>>>>you cheerleading the little pissant for? What are you slurping for
>>>>>favors or something? He posts for you, you post for him, a lil
>>>>>Usenet reach around kinda deal as you fuck him up the ass proper?
>>>>>Give that loser his half of the stAUKer brain back and get him the
>>>>>fuck back in here to stand up for himself, that stupid pussy doesn't
>>>>>need YOU of all retards to help him out.
>>>>
>>>> You seem bitter. Are you bitter?
>>>
>>>He works at Wal-Mart. Nothing to be bitter about since it's about his
>>>speed.
>>
>> Oh, oh, there's the reach around! So how long have you two ugly
>> bitches been online dating? Which one of you is the woman of the
>> relationship?
>
>You're sooooo cute when you're frothy, Fr00ty.
>
>Let me know when you learn a new dance.

Dancing! LOL! That's *SOOOO* funny, you can see why I waste such
*GREAT* material on you. *nods*

Oh hey, wanna hear about what your mom and I did the other day?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:49:10 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>>Oh h<COCK SLAP>

You just *LOVE* that Hatter cock, huh? Tell me, what's it taste liak
today? Kinda salty?

PS - your nyme *STILL* isn't Ass Plow...ass plowED maybe, but not the
other way.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )