Give me quotes or give me death!

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. ~ Henry Ward Beecher



Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~ George Carlin



Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin



Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. ~ Mary Hirsch



The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm. ~ George Carlin



I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at ~ unknown



If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~ Mahatma Gandhi



Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. ~ Mark Twain



One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. ~ Chinese Proverbs


A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ~ Hugh Sidey



The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. ~ William Davis



It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously. ~ Oscar Wilde

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I also want to speak tonight directly to Muslims throughout the world. We respect your faith. It's practiced freely by many millions of Americans, and by millions more in countries that America counts as friends. Its teachings are good and peaceful, and those who commit evil in the name of Allah blaspheme the name of Allah. (Applause.) The terrorists are traitors to their own faith, trying, in effect, to hijack Islam itself. The enemy of America is not our many Muslim friends; it is not our many Arab friends. Our enemy is a radical network of terrorists, and every government that supports them. (Applause.) - President Bush

 

Brotherman is wez's bitch. ~ Brotherman ​

 

He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny​

Too true.. too true..

A wise man thanks someone who angers them. It means they taught you something ~ wez​

 

Censorship stinks ~ wez​

 

The following post by wez has been censored because he is an idiot.

 

"Programs like education and others should be turned back to the states and local communities with the tax sources to fund them. I believe in states rights. I believe in people doing as much as they can at the community level and the private level" (emphasis added). "I believe we have distorted the balance of our government today by giving powers that were never intended to be given in the Constitution to that federal establishment." ~ Ronald Reagan

 

That Reagan sounds like a pretty fart smeller...

 

Live every moment - love every day
'cus before you know it your precious time slips away - R.E.O. Speedwagon​

 

Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

-Bart Simpson

 

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

-Winston Churchill

 

Beware of people who dislike cats. - Irish proverb


You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. - Colonial proverb


In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. - English proverb



After dark all cats are leopards. - Native American Proverb



A cat may look at a king. - English Proverb



Happy owner, happy cat. Indifferent owner, reclusive cat. - Chinese Proverb



Happy is the home with at least one cat - Italian Proverb



I gave an order to a cat, and the cat gave it to its tail - Chinese Proverb



He who plays with a cat must bear its scratches.



If you play with a cat, you must not mind her scratch.



The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner. Hebrew Proverb



Those that dislike cats will be carried to the cemetery in the rain.
- Dutch Proverb



"A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world." - Irish Legend



Look what the Cat dragged in



Can I have my cat avatar back, please? ~ wez
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Son, I know when we first met, we didn't really hit it off, but since then I've really come to respect you, and unlike love, respect can't be bought. ~ Homer Simpson talking to Bart
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My favorite type of ham, is Kosher ham. ~ IWS
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Veggie burgers taste so much better with bacon. ~ unknown
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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. ~ Ben Franklin

A little neglect may breed great mischief...for want of a nail the shoe was lost; for want of a shoe the horse was lost; and for want of a horse the rider was lost. ~ Ben Franklin


Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee. ~ Ben Franklin

 

I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy

Misery not only loves, but needs company, and they know how to get it ~ wez

The loving company of misery, is hate ~ wez

What you hate is what you are and that is why you hate it ~ wez

I'm not you ~ wez

Give til it no longer hurts and you will be granted life ~ wez

It really is within the realm of man to love everyone as Jesus commands, one just needs to keep some farther away than others and love them from a distance. ~ wez

One is never too old to live ~ wez



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You are a raging sea, I pull myself out everyday. I plead insanity cause I can't leave and I can't stay. ~ Sheryl Crow


You with your silky words
And your eyes of green and blue
You with your steel beliefs
That dont match anything you do
It was so much easier before you became you ~ Sheryl Crow


I'm not you ~ wez​

 

Now your turning to the personal attacks when you cannot support your possitions, nice. ~ TJ


Only feeble to you, anyone not using clouded judgement could see that Wez's post was mostly bashing MrsK and he only added a tiny request to Feck to have the ability to play innocent. ~ TJ to IWS


Yopur supposed to be a staff member and a staff member needs to be more concerned with doing what is right for the forum and not what is right to feed his personal anger. ~ TJ to IWS


This is not about you Wez, please leave me alone. ~ TJ to wez


There is an old saying, "the proof is in the pudding". It means that no matter what we "try" to do, the only thing that matters is the result. While you guys have been trying to do all sorts of back flips to deal with Wez, he has been the cause of all this mess including this perceived mess you see with me. I only started pushing for action with Wez because he was running without restriction and posting personal attacks and childish "I'm not you" crap all over the forum. I kept seeing this and the refusal to do anything about it and even though I am not staff here, I felt an obligation as a member here to speak out against what would clearly tear apart this forum. ~ TJ


Everything including this with me is all a domino effect from him. ~ TJ referring to wez


The question is not if you will end up removing Wez, he will keep pushing and pushing until you have no other choice. The question is if you will have any members still here when that time comes. ~ TJ


All I want is to be a member of a forum where open debating is possible without stuff like "I'm not you" being spammed all over the forum, I am not the only member of this forum that will vote with their feet if you cannot provide that environment. ~ TJ threatening the staff that he will leave because of wez, although this is not about wez, so please leave him alone.


I want to debate, not sit around a ghost town and to debate, we need people, people who will vote with their feet when faced with someone like Wez. ~ More threats from TJ


It seems your the kind of guy who wants to dish out lots of abuse but the second anyone returns the favor, you go off the deep end, maybe your choices are made poorly. ~ TJ to IWS


I'm sorry, I missed the vote on if a psychologist should be consulted and used to berate/belittle me on the forum. ~ TJ going off the deep end to bender


I just pissed myself with the fear you put into my soul, seriously your one scary guy, what is next, do you run off to a palm reader to look for justification to attack me? ~ TJ to IWS


Your making all sorts of personal attacks against me in just this thread alone but you think I should just be meek and humble? ~ TJ to IWS


Let me give you a little advise, respect is earned, not taken by force. ~ TJ


Hard to see clearly when you looking through dirty glasses. ~ TJ's stupid analogy that bender is clearly beyond


All I have ever asked is to get Wez to back off me, anyone who looks back to when Wez put me on ignore, none of this was happening, but when he decided to unignore me, it all began again, clearly that shows where most of the problem was. ~ TJ


I would tend to not use the ignore function because I have never been the type to believe pretending something does not exist helps anything or anyone in the long run, it tends to make matters worse. ~ TJ


What a loser, I have never made any attempt to do anything of the sort, your letting your imagination run away with you, if you spent half the time reading what people say as you do being obsessed about me you would have seen this comment by Bender directed at me: ~ Guess who?


You think a mod claiming to have consulted a psychologist and using that to launch that kind of personal attack as normal? ~ TJ crying a river to anyone who will listen.


And you wasted that limited time to go over my 700 posts with her? Right. Clearly you did go out of your way, your obsessed. ~ TJ


I still cannot get over his need to go find a psychologist to help him justify his actions. ~ TJ


The psychologist I spoke with said IWS is either telling lies or the person he spoke with is the most unprofessional psychologist she has ever heard of to the point that in Florida, they could get in serious trouble. ~ TJ


To me mob rule is the worse kind of system where many can team up against one and have them removed. The better system in my opinion is to have moderators who watch what is happening and to act in the best interest of the site, not be led by mob rule. ~ Fearless leader of the bitch brigade


I as the last vestage of hope that something could be done never gave up, I guess my biggest problem was to care about this forum more then you cared about it. ~ TJ to an unworthy staff


No more eggshells for me. ~ wez


If this makes it to the limelight, it's all on your Mr. Power Hungry asses. Time out aint so bad..



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And as the windshield melts
My tears evaporate
Leaving only charcoal to defend
Finally I understand
The feelings of the few
Ashes and diamonds
Foe and friend
We were all equal in the end ~ Roger Waters


Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.~ Roger Waters


Now theres a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond. ~ Roger Waters


Come on you raver, you seer of visions, come on you painter, you piper,
You prisoner, and shine! ~ Roger Waters


I am just a new boy
Stranger in this town
Where are all the good times?
Who's gonna show this stranger around? ~ Roger Waters


Ooooo I need a dirty woman
Ooooo I need a dirty girl ~ Roger Waters


Will some woman in this desert land
Make me feel like a real man? ~ Roger Waters


Where's Ali? ~ wez



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