Give me quotes or give me death!

Hahahahahahaha.. Ain't that the TRUTH..

 

"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."
- Ronald Reagan

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
- Ronald Reagan

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan

"Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong."!
- Ronald Reagan

"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
- Ronald Reagan

"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."
- Ronald Reagan

"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
- Ronald Reagan

"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."
- Ronald Reagan

"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."
- Ronald Reagan

"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."
- Ronald Reagan

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."
- Ronald Reagan

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
- Ronald Reagan

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
- Ronald Reagan

"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.
- Ronald Reagan

 

Ronald Reagan was a dumbass who increased the size of government ~ wez

 

A man who is good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards. ~ Theodore Roosevelt 1903

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

Character, in the long run, is the decisive factor in the life of an individual and of nations alike. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

Character is far more important than intellect in making a man a good citizen or successful at his calling- meaning by character not only such qualities as honesty and truthfulness, but courage, perseverance and self-reliance. ~ Theodore Roosevelt 1890

Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

In a moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

I don't pity any man who does hard work worth doing. I admire him. I pity the creature who does not work, at whichever end of the social scale he may regard himself as being. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

In a moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

No man is above the law and no man is below it: nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

 

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch - WC Fields

 

Too much, no good - Atlantic

 

Screw you, Rusty ~ Anna Nicole Smith

 

"My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you: Ask what you can do for your country," - John Kennedy

 

"Ow my ****ing head...." John Kennedy

 

My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, but ask what you can do to sell your soul to China ~ wez

 

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

 

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

 

Gigidy Gigidy Gigidy allll right! - Glenn Quagmire

 

You can pay uncle sam with overtime
Is that all you get for your money? - Billy Joel

 

"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it." ~ Honest Abe



"As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy." ~ Honest Abe



"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." ~ Honest Abe



"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." ~ Honest Abe



Slavery comes in many forms, open your eyes and stay out of debt at all costs ~ wez

 

Winston's taste good like a cigarette should - Fred Flinstone

 

Well, when I think of steroids I think of an image. You have the advantage over someone, which is a form of cheating. I guess it wouldn't be right unless it was legal for everybody. Reason it's not legal for everybody is because it can hurt people seriously. - Evander Holyfield

 

"To the world you might be one person...but to one person you might be the world!" Unknown

"Endevor to live, so that when your time comes to die, even the grim reaper will be sorry." Mark Twain

"Man who eats many prunes, sits on toilet many moons"

"I see Said the blind man pissing in the wind, its all comming back to me now"

 

Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves. ~D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922



Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. ~George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, "Maxims: Liberty and Equality," 1905

 

Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation, are people who want crops without ploughing the ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning; they want the ocean without the roar of its many waters. The struggle may be a moral one, or it may be a physical one, or it may be both. But it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand; it never has and it never will. ~ Frederick Douglass




None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free ~ Goethe




The only part of the conduct of anyone for which he is amenable to society is that which concerns others. In the part which merely concerns himself, his independence is, of right, absolute. Over himself, over his own body and mind, the individual is sovereign. ~ John Stuart Mill