Funny Picture Thread

New Secretary of State

FOR SECURITY REASONS,​

THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT SHE HAVE A MUSLIM NAME. ​

SO, FROM NOW ON,​

PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:


SELDOM BIN LAYED
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This is me in contortion school....painful childhood indeed.

 

Yeouch!!!!

 

Is that how you developed your hump?

 

No...I had that from before...but now...I had the hump removed...and I am just left with a really bendy, twisty body. Too bad huh? I know how you all loved my lovely lady hump.

 

WHAT??! You got rid of your hump?!?! That was your best feature! Next you'll be telling me that you wear an eye patch on your eye!

 

No!!! Then I'd be blind...

 

lol, true... You get the point though. That's like if I shaved my beard one day! *gasp!