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I have a neighbor from South Africa. He's in the process of bringing the family over. None of my business. He's a nice guy and works really hard. However he brought his brother in law back and he's been staying there too. I can't stand him. He's useless, lazy and smokes like a chimney. I've actually watched him sit on the step smoking while his wife cuts the grass. He sits out on the deck 24/7 and peers into my yard, or stands looking over my fence while I'm in the yard WTF! I can't go outside without him peering back at me. Not to mention he looks like John Wayne Gacey. What do I do?

 

Show him your penis. He'll quit staring at you...

 

I did that! He just seems more intrigued *shrugs*.

 

heck, I dunno then. that woulda worked for me...

 

That's creepy. This dude reminds me of Mr. Bus-Stop. Don't ever let this guy in your house. Do you have any guns? A real crazy won't be intimated by your husband either. Just be very aware of your surroundings at all times. Carry a weapon in your car too.

 

I have a butter knife..

 

You do own some golf clubs do you not?

 

That's right! I'm set... little nine iron on the knee?


wez in mirror with a 9 iron....

you takin' to me?.... I said are you talkin' to me? ... You must be talkin' to me cause I don't see anyone else here... you talkin' to me?

 

omg, lol :d

 

there goes Atlantic picturing wez naked again...

 

There goes eddo picturing Atlantic picturing me naked again..

 

Get him some Optrex and some fresh spectacles.

Now theres some bitchy payback for the micro jab lol

 

Here is a lady not to be messed with, lol

 

I just like to be prepared Emkay, and all ladies out there a good read for self-protection is The Gift of Fear by Gavin De Becker.

 

Plain good sense Caron. You can teach me to shoot anytime !

Did OK in Thailand when I last had a go though. 92% at 15 yards with a 0.38 S&W.

What a boom that thing made !

I want to try a Beretta next, Maybe a Glock..

The book sounds good. Take the psychological discomfort to the purp..

 

I read that book Atlantic! This guy doesn't really scare me, he just pervs me out a little. Thanks Sheik, I guess I totally deserved that

 

No you didn't. You're a Goddess alright !

Keep an eye on the weirdo though.

 

I'd kill him. Of course, I currently reside on deathrow for killing the paperboy after he threw my paper in a mud puddle two days in a row.

 

I figured in Texas, that would be legal under the whole, killing for criminal mischief law, you have.

 

Soothsayer

I wake every morning to find the bed faerie has left more fluff in my belly button yet again. I'm so tired of cleaning it all up each day.

What can I do ?