irc.exilenet.org #flonk -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Vinylocity: The strange atmospheric force that makes the shower curtain blow towards you while trying to shower. ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
Steve Leyland wrote: > irc.exilenet.org > > #flonk I went there. Nobody home. -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : irc.exilenet.org : : : : #flonk : : I went there. Nobody home. try again, I'm there now. hopefully a few more flonkers will join us shortly. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : irc.exilenet.org : : : : #flonk : : I went there. Nobody home. [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined #flonk [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> Hmmm... [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. it's been a long while since I was called a boy! -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
Steve Leyland wrote: > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Tim > Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: Steve Leyland wrote: >: >: : irc.exilenet.org >: : >: : #flonk >: >: I went there. Nobody home. > > [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined #flonk > [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> Hmmm... > [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo > [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. > > it's been a long while since I was called a boy! It feels good, yes? -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org : : : : : : : : #flonk : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined #flonk : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> Hmmm... : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! : : It feels good, yes? flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more flonkers in teh room!!!1! -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= What's the greatest world-wide use of cowhide? To hold cows together. ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Steve Leyland stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Tim : Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : : Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org : : : : : : : : : : #flonk : : : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined #flonk : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> Hmmm... : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. : : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! : : : : It feels good, yes? : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more flonkers in teh : room!!!1! aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat buzzard's irc room for teh almighty poast count! -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
Steve Leyland wrote: > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Steve > Leyland stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Tim >: Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >: >: : Steve Leyland wrote: >: : >: : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >: : : Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >: : : >: : : : Steve Leyland wrote: >: : : : >: : : : : irc.exilenet.org >: : : : : >: : : : : #flonk >: : : : >: : : : I went there. Nobody home. >: : : >: : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined #flonk >: : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> Hmmm... >: : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo >: : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. >: : : >: : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! >: : >: : It feels good, yes? >: >: flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more flonkers in teh >: room!!!1! > > aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat buzzard's irc room for teh > almighty poast count! All of you people who are not on IRC and not reading the flonk to understand you are supposed to be on IRC suck. You suck hard. If ~you people~ don't get in there, I'm going to quit the flonk. -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >Steve Leyland wrote: > >> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Steve >> Leyland stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >> >>: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Tim >>: Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >>: >>: : Steve Leyland wrote: >>: : >>: : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >>: : : Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >>: : : >>: : : : Steve Leyland wrote: >>: : : : >>: : : : : irc.exilenet.org >>: : : : : >>: : : : : #flonk >>: : : : >>: : : : I went there. Nobody home. >>: : : >>: : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined #flonk >>: : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> Hmmm... >>: : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo >>: : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. >>: : : >>: : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! >>: : >>: : It feels good, yes? >>: >>: flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more flonkers in teh >>: room!!!1! >> >> aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat buzzard's irc room for teh >> almighty poast count! > >All of you people who are not on IRC and not reading the flonk to understand >you are supposed to be on IRC suck. You suck hard. If ~you people~ don't >get in there, I'm going to quit the flonk. Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver : <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> got double secret probation for : writing: : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : : Steve Leyland stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to : : : usenet: : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being : : : : called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced : : : : to usenet: : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being : : : : : : called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and : : : : : : pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : #flonk : : : : : : : : : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. : : : : : : : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined #flonk : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> Hmmm... : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. : : : : : : : : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! : : : : : : : : : : It feels good, yes? : : : : : : : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more flonkers in : : : : teh room!!!1! : : : : : : aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat buzzard's irc : : : room for teh almighty poast count! : : : : All of you people who are not on IRC and not reading the flonk to : : understand you are supposed to be on IRC suck. You suck hard. If : : ~you people~ don't get in there, I'm going to quit the flonk. : : Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! it was good to chat live with you : : Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea of course it was, the room is there 24/7 so come back soon! -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane. ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in message news:flv3j8$lq3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > > : On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of > : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver > : <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> got double secret probation for > : writing: > : > : : Steve Leyland wrote: > : : > : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called > : : : Steve Leyland stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to > : : : usenet: > : : : > : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being > : : : : called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced > : : : : to usenet: > : : : : > : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: > : : : : : > : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being > : : : : : : called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and > : : : : : : pronounced to usenet: > : : : : : : > : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: > : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org > : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : #flonk > : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. > : : : : : : > : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined #flonk > : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> Hmmm... > : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo > : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. > : : : : : : > : : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! > : : : : : > : : : : : It feels good, yes? > : : : : > : : : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more flonkers in > : : : : teh room!!!1! > : : : > : : : aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat buzzard's irc > : : : room for teh almighty poast count! > : : > : : All of you people who are not on IRC and not reading the flonk to > : : understand you are supposed to be on IRC suck. You suck hard. If > : : ~you people~ don't get in there, I'm going to quit the flonk. > : > : Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! > > it was good to chat live with you > : > : Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea > > of course it was, the room is there 24/7 so come back soon! If I knew HOW to get on IRC, I'd do it. Smee > > -- > Steve Leyland > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= > > Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane. > ====================================================================== > "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility > to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems > convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little > gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty > kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he > wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and > defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt > spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then > returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more > than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." > > HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy > ====================================================================== > "Warning to all: > Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the > muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past > UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" > > bear, uk.rec.motorcycles > ====================================================================== > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." > > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > ====================================================================== > "I went to the Garden of Love, > And saw what I never had seen; > A Chapel was built in the midst, > Where I used to play on the green. > > And the gates of this Chapel were shut > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; > So I turned to the Garden of Love > That so many sweet flowers bore. > > And I saw it was filled with graves, > And tombstones where flowers should be; > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, > And binding with briars my joys and desires." > > William Blake. > ====================================================================== > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, > article 19. > ====================================================================== > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." > > > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' > '-~~;'@ ( ; ; > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' > (,_..----''' (,..--'' > > > meow > >
wrote: > > "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in > message news:flv3j8$lq3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... >> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio >> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >> >> : On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of >> : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver >> : <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> got double secret probation for >> : writing: >> : >> : : Steve Leyland wrote: >> : : >> : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >> : : : Steve Leyland stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to >> : : : usenet: >> : : : >> : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being >> : : : : called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced >> : : : : to usenet: >> : : : : >> : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: >> : : : : : >> : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being >> : : : : : : called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and >> : : : : : : pronounced to usenet: >> : : : : : : >> : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: >> : : : : : : : >> : : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org >> : : : : : : : : >> : : : : : : : : #flonk >> : : : : : : : >> : : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. >> : : : : : : >> : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined #flonk >> : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> Hmmm... >> : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo >> : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. >> : : : : : : >> : : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! >> : : : : : >> : : : : : It feels good, yes? >> : : : : >> : : : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more flonkers in teh >> : : : : room!!!1! >> : : : >> : : : aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat buzzard's irc room >> : : : for teh almighty poast count! >> : : >> : : All of you people who are not on IRC and not reading the flonk to >> : : understand you are supposed to be on IRC suck. You suck hard. If >> : : ~you people~ don't get in there, I'm going to quit the flonk. >> : >> : Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! >> >> it was good to chat live with you >> : >> : Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea >> >> of course it was, the room is there 24/7 so come back soon! > > If I knew HOW to get on IRC, I'd do it. Download mIRC and install it: http://www.mirc.com/ Enter irc.exilenet.org for the server. Connect. Join #flonk You're there. -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Tim Weaver wrote: > wrote: > >>"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in >>message news:flv3j8$lq3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... >> >>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio >>>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >>> >>>: On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of >>>: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver >>>: <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> got double secret probation for >>>: writing: >>>: >>>: : Steve Leyland wrote: >>>: : >>>: : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >>>: : : Steve Leyland stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to >>>: : : usenet: >>>: : : >>>: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being >>>: : : : called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced >>>: : : : to usenet: >>>: : : : >>>: : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: >>>: : : : : >>>: : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being >>>: : : : : : called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and >>>: : : : : : pronounced to usenet: >>>: : : : : : >>>: : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: >>>: : : : : : : >>>: : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org >>>: : : : : : : : >>>: : : : : : : : #flonk >>>: : : : : : : >>>: : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. >>>: : : : : : >>>: : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined #flonk >>>: : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> Hmmm... >>>: : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo >>>: : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. >>>: : : : : : >>>: : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! >>>: : : : : >>>: : : : : It feels good, yes? >>>: : : : >>>: : : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more flonkers in teh >>>: : : : room!!!1! >>>: : : >>>: : : aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat buzzard's irc room >>>: : : for teh almighty poast count! >>>: : >>>: : All of you people who are not on IRC and not reading the flonk to >>>: : understand you are supposed to be on IRC suck. You suck hard. If >>>: : ~you people~ don't get in there, I'm going to quit the flonk. >>>: >>>: Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! >>> >>>it was good to chat live with you >>>: >>>: Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea >>> >>>of course it was, the room is there 24/7 so come back soon! >> >>If I knew HOW to get on IRC, I'd do it. > > Download mIRC and install it: http://www.mirc.com/ > > Enter irc.exilenet.org for the server. > > Connect. > > Join #flonk > > You're there. But not here. Buncha flonkillers. Same thing happened to record players and morse code. New sh*t taking over. Kids and their toys. Can't find a decent fresh tomato - they're all strip mined green in Texas and gassed until they're red. Sheesh. -- nuts
On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:57:42 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: > Tim Weaver wrote: > >> wrote: >> >>>"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in >>>message news:flv3j8$lq3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... >>> >>>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio >>>>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >>>> >>>>: On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of >>>>: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver >>>>: <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> got double secret probation for >>>>: writing: >>>>: >>>>: : Steve Leyland wrote: >>>>: : >>>>: : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >>>>: : : Steve Leyland stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to >>>>: : : usenet: >>>>: : : >>>>: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being >>>>: : : : called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced >>>>: : : : to usenet: >>>>: : : : >>>>: : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: >>>>: : : : : >>>>: : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being >>>>: : : : : : called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber and >>>>: : : : : : pronounced to usenet: >>>>: : : : : : >>>>: : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: >>>>: : : : : : : >>>>: : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org >>>>: : : : : : : : >>>>: : : : : : : : #flonk >>>>: : : : : : : >>>>: : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. >>>>: : : : : : >>>>: : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined #flonk >>>>: : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> Hmmm... >>>>: : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo >>>>: : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. >>>>: : : : : : >>>>: : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! >>>>: : : : : >>>>: : : : : It feels good, yes? >>>>: : : : >>>>: : : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more flonkers in teh >>>>: : : : room!!!1! >>>>: : : >>>>: : : aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat buzzard's irc room >>>>: : : for teh almighty poast count! >>>>: : >>>>: : All of you people who are not on IRC and not reading the flonk to >>>>: : understand you are supposed to be on IRC suck. You suck hard. If >>>>: : ~you people~ don't get in there, I'm going to quit the flonk. >>>>: >>>>: Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! >>>> >>>>it was good to chat live with you >>>>: >>>>: Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea >>>> >>>>of course it was, the room is there 24/7 so come back soon! >>> >>>If I knew HOW to get on IRC, I'd do it. >> >> Download mIRC and install it: http://www.mirc.com/ >> >> Enter irc.exilenet.org for the server. >> >> Connect. >> >> Join #flonk >> >> You're there. > > But not here. Buncha flonkillers. Same thing happened to record > players and morse code. New sh*t taking over. Kids and their toys. > Can't find a decent fresh tomato - they're all strip mined green in > Texas and gassed until they're red. Sheesh. Deprecable, but a little less than MyFace or WeverTF. A little. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Usenet: The Biggest and Oldest and Most Powerful Web-Forum of All!
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called mimus stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:57:42 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: : : : Tim Weaver wrote: : : : : : wrote: : : : : : : : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> : : : : wrote in message : : : : news:flv3j8$lq3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being : : : : : called Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced : : : : : to usenet: : : : : : : : : : : : On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver : : : : : : <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> got double secret : : : : : : probation for writing: : : : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the : : : : : : : : being called Steve Leyland stirred from its deep : : : : : : : : slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the : : : : : : : : : being called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber : : : : : : : : : and pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away : : : : : : : : : : : the being called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep : : : : : : : : : : : slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : #flonk : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined : : : : : : : : : : : #flonk [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> : : : : : : : : : : : Hmmm... [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo : : : : : : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy : : : : : : : : : : : told a fib. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : It feels good, yes? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more : : : : : : : : : flonkers in teh room!!!1! : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat : : : : : : : : buzzard's irc room for teh almighty poast count! : : : : : : : : : : : : : : All of you people who are not on IRC and not reading the : : : : : : : flonk to understand you are supposed to be on IRC suck. : : : : : : : You suck hard. If ~you people~ don't get in there, I'm : : : : : : : going to quit the flonk. : : : : : : : : : : : : Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! : : : : : : : : : : it was good to chat live with you : : : : : : : : : : : : Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea : : : : : : : : : : of course it was, the room is there 24/7 so come back soon! : : : : : : : : If I knew HOW to get on IRC, I'd do it. : : : : : : Download mIRC and install it: http://www.mirc.com/ : : : : : : Enter irc.exilenet.org for the server. : : : : : : Connect. : : : : : : Join #flonk : : : : : : You're there. : : : : But not here. Buncha flonkillers. Same thing happened to record : : players and morse code. New sh*t taking over. Kids and their toys. : : Can't find a decent fresh tomato - they're all strip mined green in : : Texas and gassed until they're red. Sheesh. : : Deprecable, but a little less than MyFace or WeverTF. : : A little. doesn't irc predate usenet? I know it was a very early protocol. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= If the earth were flat one could equally well say that the apple fell on Newton's head beacuse of gravity or that Newton's head hit the apple because he and the surface of the earth were accelerating upward. - Albert Einstein ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
Steve Leyland wrote: > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called mimus > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > > : On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:57:42 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: > : > : : Tim Weaver wrote: > : : > : : : wrote: > : : : > : : : : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> > : : : : wrote in message > : : : : news:flv3j8$lq3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > : : : : > : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being > : : : : : called Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced > : : : : : to usenet: > : : : : : > : : : : : : On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of > : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver > : : : : : : <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> got double secret > : : : : : : probation for writing: > : : : : : : > : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: > : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the > : : : : : : : : being called Steve Leyland stirred from its deep > : : : : : : : : slumber and pronounced to usenet: > : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the > : : : : : : : : : being called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber > : : : : : : : : : and pronounced to usenet: > : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: > : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away > : : : : : : : : : : : the being called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep > : : : : : : : : : : : slumber and pronounced to usenet: > : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: > : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org > : : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : : #flonk > : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. > : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined > : : : : : : : : : : : #flonk [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> > : : : : : : : : : : : Hmmm... [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo > : : : : : : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy > : : : : : : : : : : : told a fib. > : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! > : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : It feels good, yes? > : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more > : : : : : : : : : flonkers in teh room!!!1! > : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat > : : : : : : : : buzzard's irc room for teh almighty poast count! > : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : All of you people who are not on IRC and not reading the > : : : : : : : flonk to understand you are supposed to be on IRC suck. > : : : : : : : You suck hard. If ~you people~ don't get in there, I'm > : : : : : : : going to quit the flonk. > : : : : : : > : : : : : : Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! > : : : : : > : : : : : it was good to chat live with you > : : : : : : > : : : : : : Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea > : : : : : > : : : : : of course it was, the room is there 24/7 so come back soon! > : : : : > : : : : If I knew HOW to get on IRC, I'd do it. > : : : > : : : Download mIRC and install it: http://www.mirc.com/ > : : : > : : : Enter irc.exilenet.org for the server. > : : : > : : : Connect. > : : : > : : : Join #flonk > : : : > : : : You're there. > : : > : : But not here. Buncha flonkillers. Same thing happened to record > : : players and morse code. New sh*t taking over. Kids and their toys. > : : Can't find a decent fresh tomato - they're all strip mined green in > : : Texas and gassed until they're red. Sheesh. > : > : Deprecable, but a little less than MyFace or WeverTF. > : > : A little. > > doesn't irc predate usenet? I know it was a very early protocol. > It uses port _6667_ which is one of the evil ports. -- nuts
Steve Leyland wrote: > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called mimus > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:57:42 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: >: >: : Tim Weaver wrote: >: : >: : : wrote: >: : : >: : : : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> >: : : : wrote in message >: : : : news:flv3j8$lq3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... >: : : : >: : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being >: : : : : called Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced >: : : : : to usenet: >: : : : : >: : : : : : On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of >: : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver >: : : : : : <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> got double secret >: : : : : : probation for writing: >: : : : : : >: : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: >: : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the >: : : : : : : : being called Steve Leyland stirred from its deep >: : : : : : : : slumber and pronounced to usenet: >: : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the >: : : : : : : : : being called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber >: : : : : : : : : and pronounced to usenet: >: : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: >: : : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away >: : : : : : : : : : : the being called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep >: : : : : : : : : : : slumber and pronounced to usenet: >: : : : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: >: : : : : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org >: : : : : : : : : : : : : #flonk >: : : : : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. >: : : : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined >: : : : : : : : : : : #flonk [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> >: : : : : : : : : : : Hmmm... [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo >: : : : : : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy >: : : : : : : : : : : told a fib. >: : : : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! >: : : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : : It feels good, yes? >: : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more >: : : : : : : : : flonkers in teh room!!!1! >: : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat >: : : : : : : : buzzard's irc room for teh almighty poast count! >: : : : : : : >: : : : : : : All of you people who are not on IRC and not reading the >: : : : : : : flonk to understand you are supposed to be on IRC suck. >: : : : : : : You suck hard. If ~you people~ don't get in there, I'm >: : : : : : : going to quit the flonk. >: : : : : : >: : : : : : Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! >: : : : : >: : : : : it was good to chat live with you >: : : : : : >: : : : : : Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea >: : : : : >: : : : : of course it was, the room is there 24/7 so come back soon! >: : : : >: : : : If I knew HOW to get on IRC, I'd do it. >: : : >: : : Download mIRC and install it: http://www.mirc.com/ >: : : >: : : Enter irc.exilenet.org for the server. >: : : >: : : Connect. >: : : >: : : Join #flonk >: : : >: : : You're there. >: : >: : But not here. Buncha flonkillers. Same thing happened to record >: : players and morse code. New sh*t taking over. Kids and their toys. >: : Can't find a decent fresh tomato - they're all strip mined green in >: : Texas and gassed until they're red. Sheesh. >: >: Deprecable, but a little less than MyFace or WeverTF. >: >: A little. > > doesn't irc predate usenet? I know it was a very early protocol. Without looking it up, I don't think so. I believe it was email, then Usenet so universities, research facilities, etc. could post ONE message for many to read, instead of sending many emails. It has piqued my interest, though. I may have to do some research. You know what that means. -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
On Jan 8, 9:46 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote: > Steve Leyland wrote: > > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called mimus > > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > > >: On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:57:42 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: > >: > >: : Tim Weaver wrote: > >: : > >: : : wrote: > >: : : > >: : : : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> > >: : : : wrote in message > >: : : :news:flv3j8$lq3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > >: : : : > >: : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being > >: : : : : called Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced > >: : : : : to usenet: > >: : : : : > >: : : : : : On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of > >: : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver > >: : : : : : <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> got double secret > >: : : : : : probation for writing: > >: : : : : : > >: : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: > >: : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the > >: : : : : : : : being called Steve Leyland stirred from its deep > >: : : : : : : : slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: : : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the > >: : : : : : : : : being called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep slumber > >: : : : : : : : : and pronounced to usenet: > >: : : : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: > >: : : : : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away > >: : : : : : : : : : : the being called Tim Weaver stirred from its deep > >: : : : : : : : : : : slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: : : : : : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: > >: : : : : : : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org > >: : : : : : : : : : : : : #flonk > >: : : : : : : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. > >: : : : : : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has joined > >: : : : : : : : : : : #flonk [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] <TimWeaver> > >: : : : : : : : : : : Hmmm... [2:09am] <dozr> [08:51:11] <dozr> lo > >: : : : : : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy > >: : : : : : : : : : : told a fib. > >: : : : : : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a boy! > >: : : : : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : : : It feels good, yes? > >: : : : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get more > >: : : : : : : : : flonkers in teh room!!!1! > >: : : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : : aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat > >: : : : : : : : buzzard's irc room for teh almighty poast count! > >: : : : : : : > >: : : : : : : All of you people who are not on IRC and not reading the > >: : : : : : : flonk to understand you are supposed to be on IRC suck. > >: : : : : : : You suck hard. If ~you people~ don't get in there, I'm > >: : : : : : : going to quit the flonk. > >: : : : : : > >: : : : : : Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! > >: : : : : > >: : : : : it was good to chat live with you > >: : : : : : > >: : : : : : Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea > >: : : : : > >: : : : : of course it was, the room is there 24/7 so come back soon! > >: : : : > >: : : : If I knew HOW to get on IRC, I'd do it. > >: : : > >: : : Download mIRC and install it:http://www.mirc.com/ > >: : : > >: : : Enter irc.exilenet.org for the server. > >: : : > >: : : Connect. > >: : : > >: : : Join #flonk > >: : : > >: : : You're there. > >: : > >: : But not here. Buncha flonkillers. Same thing happened to record > >: : players and morse code. New sh*t taking over. Kids and their toys. > >: : Can't find a decent fresh tomato - they're all strip mined green in > >: : Texas and gassed until they're red. Sheesh. > >: > >: Deprecable, but a little less than MyFace or WeverTF. > >: > >: A little. > > > doesn't irc predate usenet? I know it was a very early protocol. > > Without looking it up, I don't think so. I believe it was email, then > Usenet so universities, research facilities, etc. could post ONE message for > many to read, instead of sending many emails. > > It has piqued my interest, though. I may have to do some research. You > know what that means. pizza!!!! -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Slipped Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Jan 8, 9:46 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote: : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : : mimus stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:57:42 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: : : : : : : : : : Tim Weaver wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : : : "Steve Leyland" : : : : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote in : : : : : : : message news:flv3j8$lq3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the : : : : : : : : being called Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and : : : : : : : : pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of : : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver : : : : : : : : : <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> got double secret : : : : : : : : : probation for writing: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away : : : : : : : : : : : the being called Steve Leyland stirred from its : : : : : : : : : : : deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far : : : : : : : : : : : : away the being called Tim Weaver stirred from : : : : : : : : : : : : its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far : : : : : : : : : : : : : : away the being called Tim Weaver stirred : : : : : : : : : : : : : : from its deep slumber and pronounced to : : : : : : : : : : : : : : usenet: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : #flonk : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has : : : : : : : : : : : : : : joined #flonk [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] : : : : : : : : : : : : : : <TimWeaver> Hmmm... [2:09am] <dozr> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : [08:51:11] <dozr> lo [2:09am] <dozr> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a : : : : : : : : : : : : : : boy! : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : It feels good, yes? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get : : : : : : : : : : : : more flonkers in teh room!!!1! : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat : : : : : : : : : : : buzzard's irc room for teh almighty poast count! : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : All of you people who are not on IRC and not : : : : : : : : : : reading the flonk to understand you are supposed to : : : : : : : : : : be on IRC suck. You suck hard. If ~you people~ : : : : : : : : : : don't get in there, I'm going to quit the flonk. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : it was good to chat live with you : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : of course it was, the room is there 24/7 so come back : : : : : : : : soon! : : : : : : : : : : : : : : If I knew HOW to get on IRC, I'd do it. : : : : : : : : : : : : Download mIRC and install it:http://www.mirc.com/ : : : : : : : : : : : : Enter irc.exilenet.org for the server. : : : : : : : : : : : : Connect. : : : : : : : : : : : : Join #flonk : : : : : : : : : : : : You're there. : : : : : : : : : : But not here. Buncha flonkillers. Same thing happened to : : : : : record players and morse code. New sh*t taking over. Kids : : : : : and their toys. Can't find a decent fresh tomato - they're : : : : : all strip mined green in Texas and gassed until they're red. : : : : : Sheesh. : : : : : : : : Deprecable, but a little less than MyFace or WeverTF. : : : : : : : : A little. : : : : : doesn't irc predate usenet? I know it was a very early protocol. : : : : Without looking it up, I don't think so. I believe it was email, : : then Usenet so universities, research facilities, etc. could post : : ONE message for many to read, instead of sending many emails. : : : : It has piqued my interest, though. I may have to do some research. : : You know what that means. : : pizza!!!! pineapple and extra cheese on mine, ta. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Carpenter's rule: cut to fit; beat into place. ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow
"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in message news:fm1p1v$kgk$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Slipped > Moebius stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > > : On Jan 8, 9:46 pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> wrote: > : : Steve Leyland wrote: > : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called > : : : mimus stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > : : > : : : : On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:57:42 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: > : : : : > : : : : : Tim Weaver wrote: > : : : : : > : : : : : : wrote: > : : : : : : > : : : : : : : "Steve Leyland" > : : : : : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote in > : : : : : : : message news:flv3j8$lq3$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the > : : : : : : : : being called Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and > : : : : : : : : pronounced to usenet: > : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:07:49 -0600, in the land of > : : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver > : : : : : : : : : <tmw99999leavemeal...@gmail.com> got double secret > : : : : : : : : : probation for writing: > : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: > : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away > : : : : : : : : : : : the being called Steve Leyland stirred from its > : : : : : : : : : : : deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far > : : : : : : : : : : : : away the being called Tim Weaver stirred from > : : : : : : : : : : : : its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: > : : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : away the being called Tim Weaver stirred > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : from its deep slumber and pronounced to > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : usenet: > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Steve Leyland wrote: > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : irc.exilenet.org > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : #flonk > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : I went there. Nobody home. > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : [2:09am] <dozr> [08:49:27] * TimWeaver has > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : joined #flonk [2:09am] <dozr> [08:50:31] > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : <TimWeaver> Hmmm... [2:09am] <dozr> > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : [08:51:11] <dozr> lo [2:09am] <dozr> > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : [08:52:28] <TimWeaver> That boy told a fib. > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : it's been a long while since I was called a > : : : : : : : : : : : : : : boy! > : : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : : It feels good, yes? > : : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : : flattery will get you nowhere. now let's get > : : : : : : : : : : : : more flonkers in teh room!!!1! > : : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : : aratzio is there now. come on flonk, lets' beat > : : : : : : : : : : : buzzard's irc room for teh almighty poast count! > : : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : : All of you people who are not on IRC and not > : : : : : : : : : : reading the flonk to understand you are supposed to > : : : : : : : : : : be on IRC suck. You suck hard. If ~you people~ > : : : : : : : : : : don't get in there, I'm going to quit the flonk. > : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : Meet the RATZ, live on IRC tonight!!!! > : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : it was good to chat live with you > : : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : : Err, okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea > : : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : : of course it was, the room is there 24/7 so come back > : : : : : : : : soon! > : : : : : : : > : : : : : : : If I knew HOW to get on IRC, I'd do it. > : : : : : : > : : : : : : Download mIRC and install it:http://www.mirc.com/ > : : : : : : > : : : : : : Enter irc.exilenet.org for the server. > : : : : : : > : : : : : : Connect. > : : : : : : > : : : : : : Join #flonk > : : : : : : > : : : : : : You're there. > : : : : : > : : : : : But not here. Buncha flonkillers. Same thing happened to > : : : : : record players and morse code. New sh*t taking over. Kids > : : : : : and their toys. Can't find a decent fresh tomato - they're > : : : : : all strip mined green in Texas and gassed until they're red. > : : : : : Sheesh. > : : : : > : : : : Deprecable, but a little less than MyFace or WeverTF. > : : : : > : : : : A little. > : : > : : : doesn't irc predate usenet? I know it was a very early protocol. > : : > : : Without looking it up, I don't think so. I believe it was email, > : : then Usenet so universities, research facilities, etc. could post > : : ONE message for many to read, instead of sending many emails. > : : > : : It has piqued my interest, though. I may have to do some research. > : : You know what that means. > : > : pizza!!!! > > pineapple and extra cheese on mine, ta. Omigawd, pineapple??? On pizza? Have you always been so preverted?? Smee > > -- > Steve Leyland > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= > > Carpenter's rule: cut to fit; beat into place. > ====================================================================== > "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility > to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems > convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little > gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty > kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he > wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and > defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt > spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then > returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more > than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." > > HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy > ====================================================================== > "Warning to all: > Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the > muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past > UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" > > bear, uk.rec.motorcycles > ====================================================================== > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." > > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > ====================================================================== > "I went to the Garden of Love, > And saw what I never had seen; > A Chapel was built in the midst, > Where I used to play on the green. > > And the gates of this Chapel were shut > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; > So I turned to the Garden of Love > That so many sweet flowers bore. > > And I saw it was filled with graves, > And tombstones where flowers should be; > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, > And binding with briars my joys and desires." > > William Blake. > ====================================================================== > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, > article 19. > ====================================================================== > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." > > > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' > '-~~;'@ ( ; ; > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' > (,_..----''' (,..--'' > > > meow > >
