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  1. Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    On Fri, 6 Jun 2008 07:29:49 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
    <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

    >gregvk wrote:
    >> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >> news:g2a1rr$ng9$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>
    >>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>>> news:g29tku$dko$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:g29g16$aii$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >>>>>>>> news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their
    >>>>>>>>> ranks are swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose
    >>>>>>>>> only skill is to hang onto the coat tails of their
    >>>>>>>>> predecessors and attempt imitation.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long
    >>>>>>>> dead Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist"
    >>>>>>>> I-don't-write-properly shtick in a desperate attempt to stand
    >>>>>>>> out from everyone else on Usenet. No. It's a
    >>>>>>>> superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and metaconversation
    >>>>>>>> to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and everyone on
    >>>>>>>> Usenet into crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask Rhonda
    >>>>>>>> Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last name
    >>>>>>>> is now. So be very, very careful.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Is this a test to see if I'm reading your posts?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Not really.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Then you will be punished for taking my name in vain.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>> I am, but sometimes I don't know why.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> This will explain why:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> HTH!!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Y'know what's really cool? This:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> http://tinyurl.com/preview.php
    >>>>
    >>>> That's not cool. That's sheer crap.
    >>>
    >>> I think you mean, "You win, Rhonda."

    >>
    >> Actually, I'm glad you reminded me of that. It prompted me to go
    >> rediscover a couple other URL shortener sites that don't have a
    >> preview feature. Sites that are relatively obscure, and thus make it
    >> easier to sucker some idiot into clicking a link to something stupid
    >> or gross.

    >
    >Glad I could help out.
    >
    >>>>> You know what's even cooler?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8
    >>>>> &rls=GGLL,GGLL:
    >>>>
    >>>> No, THIS is cool:
    >>>
    >>> I doubt it.

    >>
    >> Turnips are *always* cool.

    >
    >Only in stew. And then, only for flavor. People who actually eat turnips
    >are weird.
    >
    >>>> http://turnip.notlong.com/
    >>>
    >>> I don't trust you anymore, so your links will go unclicked until you
    >>> redeem yourself.

    >>
    >> Coward.

    >
    >I skydived for more than five years. One of the survival skills I
    >learned was not to jump out of a perfectly good airplane into a cloud
    >bank.
    >
    >> Just be glad I didn't "last measure" or "pain series" you. Those are
    >> far, Far, FAR worse than either of the links above.

    >
    >You'll get to it, I'm sure.


    You two ugly bitches really do need to get a room already.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  2. Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    > On Fri, 6 Jun 2008 07:29:49 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
    > <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
    >
    >> gregvk wrote:
    >>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>> news:g2a1rr$ng9$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>
    >>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>>>> news:g29tku$dko$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>> news:g29g16$aii$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>> news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their
    >>>>>>>>>> ranks are swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep
    >>>>>>>>>> whose only skill is to hang onto the coat tails of their
    >>>>>>>>>> predecessors and attempt imitation.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the
    >>>>>>>>> long dead Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist"
    >>>>>>>>> I-don't-write-properly shtick in a desperate attempt to stand
    >>>>>>>>> out from everyone else on Usenet. No. It's a
    >>>>>>>>> superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and metaconversation
    >>>>>>>>> to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and everyone on
    >>>>>>>>> Usenet into crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask Rhonda
    >>>>>>>>> Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last name
    >>>>>>>>> is now. So be very, very careful.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Is this a test to see if I'm reading your posts?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Not really.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Then you will be punished for taking my name in vain.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I am, but sometimes I don't know why.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> This will explain why:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> HTH!!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Y'know what's really cool? This:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/preview.php
    >>>>>
    >>>>> That's not cool. That's sheer crap.
    >>>>
    >>>> I think you mean, "You win, Rhonda."
    >>>
    >>> Actually, I'm glad you reminded me of that. It prompted me to go
    >>> rediscover a couple other URL shortener sites that don't have a
    >>> preview feature. Sites that are relatively obscure, and thus make
    >>> it easier to sucker some idiot into clicking a link to something
    >>> stupid or gross.

    >>
    >> Glad I could help out.
    >>
    >>>>>> You know what's even cooler?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8
    >>>>>> &rls=GGLL,GGLL:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> No, THIS is cool:
    >>>>
    >>>> I doubt it.
    >>>
    >>> Turnips are *always* cool.

    >>
    >> Only in stew. And then, only for flavor. People who actually eat
    >> turnips are weird.
    >>
    >>>>> http://turnip.notlong.com/
    >>>>
    >>>> I don't trust you anymore, so your links will go unclicked until
    >>>> you redeem yourself.
    >>>
    >>> Coward.

    >>
    >> I skydived for more than five years. One of the survival skills I
    >> learned was not to jump out of a perfectly good airplane into a cloud
    >> bank.
    >>
    >>> Just be glad I didn't "last measure" or "pain series" you. Those
    >>> are far, Far, FAR worse than either of the links above.

    >>
    >> You'll get to it, I'm sure.

    >
    > You two ugly bitches really do need to get a room already.


    I only share a room with my darling husband, and I'm sure that Greg is
    perfectly capable of getting his own dates...unlike a certain someone
    who appears to be stalking him and hijacking his threads.

    --
    Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

    How my beloved husband announced our impending nuptials
    to his boss two weeks before the wedding:

    "I'll be in NJ getting imprisoned for life to
    an evil female who is going to torture me until I die."
     
  3. Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    On Fri, 6 Jun 2008 16:14:53 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
    <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

    >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    >> On Fri, 6 Jun 2008 07:29:49 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
    >> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>>> news:g2a1rr$ng9$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:g29tku$dko$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>>> news:g29g16$aii$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>> news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their
    >>>>>>>>>>> ranks are swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep
    >>>>>>>>>>> whose only skill is to hang onto the coat tails of their
    >>>>>>>>>>> predecessors and attempt imitation.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the
    >>>>>>>>>> long dead Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist"
    >>>>>>>>>> I-don't-write-properly shtick in a desperate attempt to stand
    >>>>>>>>>> out from everyone else on Usenet. No. It's a
    >>>>>>>>>> superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and metaconversation
    >>>>>>>>>> to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and everyone on
    >>>>>>>>>> Usenet into crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask Rhonda
    >>>>>>>>>> Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last name
    >>>>>>>>>> is now. So be very, very careful.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Is this a test to see if I'm reading your posts?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Not really.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Then you will be punished for taking my name in vain.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I am, but sometimes I don't know why.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> This will explain why:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> HTH!!
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Y'know what's really cool? This:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/preview.php
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> That's not cool. That's sheer crap.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I think you mean, "You win, Rhonda."
    >>>>
    >>>> Actually, I'm glad you reminded me of that. It prompted me to go
    >>>> rediscover a couple other URL shortener sites that don't have a
    >>>> preview feature. Sites that are relatively obscure, and thus make
    >>>> it easier to sucker some idiot into clicking a link to something
    >>>> stupid or gross.
    >>>
    >>> Glad I could help out.
    >>>
    >>>>>>> You know what's even cooler?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8
    >>>>>>> &rls=GGLL,GGLL:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> No, THIS is cool:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I doubt it.
    >>>>
    >>>> Turnips are *always* cool.
    >>>
    >>> Only in stew. And then, only for flavor. People who actually eat
    >>> turnips are weird.
    >>>
    >>>>>> http://turnip.notlong.com/
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I don't trust you anymore, so your links will go unclicked until
    >>>>> you redeem yourself.
    >>>>
    >>>> Coward.
    >>>
    >>> I skydived for more than five years. One of the survival skills I
    >>> learned was not to jump out of a perfectly good airplane into a cloud
    >>> bank.
    >>>
    >>>> Just be glad I didn't "last measure" or "pain series" you. Those
    >>>> are far, Far, FAR worse than either of the links above.
    >>>
    >>> You'll get to it, I'm sure.

    >>
    >> You two ugly bitches really do need to get a room already.

    >
    >I o<WHACK>


    Shitty backpedals are shitty. *nods*

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  4. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >Timmay! wrote:
    >> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >>>Timmay! wrote:

    [...]
    >>>Words that you cower in fear from happily restored:

    >>
    >> You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again?

    >
    >I haven't been taking any psychotropic drugs, Obsesso.


    What about cannabinoids? Been wolfing them down lately or have you
    weaned yourself off them?

    >>>>> Would you stop this pathetic whining, please? You're not witty or funny
    >>>>> so there is no reason to cry out for Aratzio's attention, just stop ok?
    >>>
    >>>> Hi Dogboy.
    >>>
    >>>Hi Coward.

    >>
    >> Are you high or at rock bottom?

    >
    >I'm giddy from laughing at your pathetic cries for attention that
    >admittedly I should not been fueling.


    A lack of self-control is the trait of many a kook.

    --
    Timmay!

    "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
    claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
    imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
     
  5. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>we all look disinterestedly in your general direction

    >>
    >> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks are
    >> swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only skill is to
    >> hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and attempt imitation.

    >
    >It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long dead Meow
    >Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly shtick in a
    >desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on Usenet. No. It's a
    >superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and metaconversation to gently
    >troll dumbasses like you and me and everyone on Usenet into crafty little
    >traps. Seriously -- just ask Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or
    >whatever her last name is now. So be very, very careful.


    Have you thought of asking OMH for an adult diaper so you can post to
    Usenet without soiling yourself?

    --
    Timmay!

    "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
    No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
    <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
     
  6. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    news:pcrl4415ld174d3svgc07ulbjhfbpqvlfo@4ax.com:

    > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >>>
    >>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks are
    >>> swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only skill is
    >>> to hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and attempt
    >>> imitation.

    >>
    >>It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long dead
    >>Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly shtick in
    >>a desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on Usenet. No.
    >>It's a superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and metaconversation
    >>to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and everyone on Usenet into
    >>crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad
    >>Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last name is now. So be very, very
    >>careful.

    >
    > Have you thought of asking OMH for an adult diaper so you can post to
    > Usenet without soiling yourself?


    Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from
    your buttcrack?
     
  7. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    On Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:20:37 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

    > Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >>Timmay! wrote:
    >>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >>>>Timmay! wrote:

    > [...]
    >>>>Words that you cower in fear from happily restored:
    >>>
    >>> You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again?

    >>
    >>I haven't been taking any psychotropic drugs, Obsesso.

    >
    > What about cannabinoids? Been wolfing them down lately or have you
    > weaned yourself off them?


    Your whine about my consumption/lack of consumption is pathetic.

    >>>>>> Would you stop this pathetic whining, please? You're not witty or
    >>>>>> funny so there is no reason to cry out for Aratzio's attention,
    >>>>>> just stop ok?
    >>>>
    >>>>> Hi Dogboy.
    >>>>
    >>>>Hi Coward.
    >>>
    >>> Are you high or at rock bottom?

    >>
    >>I'm giddy from laughing at your pathetic cries for attention that
    >>admittedly I should not been fueling.

    >
    > A lack of self-control is the trait of many a kook.


    That's why you're unable to squelch your habitual whining.


    --
    #1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
    #1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
    #10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
    COOSN-266-06-25794
     
  8. Art Deco

    Art Deco Guest

    KO0KFITE!! Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

    >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >news:pcrl4415ld174d3svgc07ulbjhfbpqvlfo@4ax.com:
    >
    >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >>>>
    >>>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks are
    >>>> swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only skill is
    >>>> to hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and attempt
    >>>> imitation.
    >>>
    >>>It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long dead
    >>>Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly shtick in
    >>>a desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on Usenet. No.
    >>>It's a superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and metaconversation
    >>>to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and everyone on Usenet into
    >>>crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad
    >>>Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last name is now. So be very, very
    >>>careful.

    >>
    >> Have you thought of asking OMH for an adult diaper so you can post to
    >> Usenet without soiling yourself?

    >
    >Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from
    >your buttcrack?


    I got my money on Dimmy!.

    --
    "Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
    should be your concern, Deco."
    -- David Tholen
     
  9. Re: KO0KFITE!! Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    In article <070620081601327081%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
    wrote:

    > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >
    > >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    > >news:pcrl4415ld174d3svgc07ulbjhfbpqvlfo@4ax.com:
    > >
    > >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    > >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    > >>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    > >>>>
    > >>>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks are
    > >>>> swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only skill is
    > >>>> to hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and attempt
    > >>>> imitation.
    > >>>
    > >>>It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long dead
    > >>>Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly shtick in
    > >>>a desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on Usenet. No.
    > >>>It's a superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and metaconversation
    > >>>to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and everyone on Usenet into
    > >>>crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad
    > >>>Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last name is now. So be very, very
    > >>>careful.
    > >>
    > >> Have you thought of asking OMH for an adult diaper so you can post to
    > >> Usenet without soiling yourself?

    > >
    > >Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from
    > >your buttcrack?

    >
    > I got my money on Dimmy!.


    is this one of those questions like
    what happens if a resistable force meets an unintelligent object?

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     
  10. Art Deco

    Art Deco Guest

    Re: KO0KFITE!! Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

    >In article <070620081601327081%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
    ><erfc-1024@usa.net>
    >wrote:
    >
    >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >>
    >> >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >> >news:pcrl4415ld174d3svgc07ulbjhfbpqvlfo@4ax.com:
    >> >
    >> >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >> >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >> >>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >> >>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>>we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks are
    >> >>>> swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only skill is
    >> >>>> to hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and attempt
    >> >>>> imitation.
    >> >>>
    >> >>>It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long dead
    >> >>>Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly shtick in
    >> >>>a desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on Usenet. No.
    >> >>>It's a superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and metaconversation
    >> >>>to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and everyone on Usenet into
    >> >>>crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad
    >> >>>Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last name is now. So be very, very
    >> >>>careful.
    >> >>
    >> >> Have you thought of asking OMH for an adult diaper so you can post to
    >> >> Usenet without soiling yourself?
    >> >
    >> >Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from
    >> >your buttcrack?

    >>
    >> I got my money on Dimmy!.

    >
    >is this one of those questions like
    > what happens if a resistable force meets an unintelligent object?


    Squishy noises.

    --
    "Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
    should be your concern, Deco."
    -- David Tholen
     
  11. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >Timmay! wrote:
    >> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >>>Timmay! wrote:
    >>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >>>>>Timmay! wrote:

    >> [...]
    >>>>>Words that you cower in fear from happily restored:
    >>>>
    >>>> You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again?
    >>>
    >>>I haven't been taking any psychotropic drugs, Obsesso.

    >>
    >> What about cannabinoids? Been wolfing them down lately or have you
    >> weaned yourself off them?

    >
    >Your whine about my consumption/lack of consumption is pathetic.


    You have TB as well as well as pain from your stomach stapling op?

    >>>I'm giddy from laughing at your pathetic cries for attention that
    >>>admittedly I should not been fueling.

    >>
    >> A lack of self-control is the trait of many a kook.

    >
    >That's why you're unable to squelch your habitual whining.


    You're the kook, Pee Wee.

    --
    Timmay!

    "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
    No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
    <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
     
  12. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:


    [...] (Greg soils himself because some idiot outflamed him one time.)

    >> Have you thought of asking OMH for an adult diaper so you can post to
    >> Usenet without soiling yourself?

    >
    >Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from
    >your buttcrack?


    What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin?

    --
    Timmay!

    "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
    claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
    imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
     
  13. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Farmer

    Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    news:2gio44p97sn34bvv7v1cg3u0u17cfkdmq8@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from
    >>your buttcrack?

    >
    > What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin?


    You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? I
    always figured you ate them on pizza or something.
     
  14. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention

    gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >
    >>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from
    >>>your buttcrack?

    >>
    >> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin?

    >
    >You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? I
    >always figured you ate them on pizza or something.


    You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. You hungry?

    --
    Timmay!

    "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
    claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
    imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
     
  15. Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention

    On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:41:31 +0100, Timmay!
    <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

    >gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>
    >>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from
    >>>>your buttcrack?
    >>>
    >>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin?

    >>
    >>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? I
    >>always figured you ate them on pizza or something.

    >
    >You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. You hungry?


    Hey, get yer own n00b fanboi, I already laid claim to pwn3rship over
    this one. I'll rent him out to ya though.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  16. Greggy The Butt-Shroom Farmer

    On 08 Jun 2008 21:29:34 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

    >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >news:2gio44p97sn34bvv7v1cg3u0u17cfkdmq8@4ax.com:
    >>>
    >>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from
    >>>your buttcrack?

    >>
    >> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin?

    >
    >You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? I
    >always figured you ate them on pizza or something.


    Um, Greggie dear, I'm pretty sure "butt-shrooms" are kind of a "you"
    only sorta deal, not the kind of thing that affects anyone else. In
    other words...

    *whispers* it's not normal *whispers*

    *nods*

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  17. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention

    Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from
    >>>>>your buttcrack?
    >>>>
    >>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin?
    >>>
    >>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? I
    >>>always figured you ate them on pizza or something.

    >>
    >>You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. You hungry?

    >
    >Hey, get yer own n00b fanboi, I already laid claim to pwn3rship over
    >this one. I'll rent him out to ya though.


    No thanks. I'll just beat him up for free when I feel like it.

    --
    Timmay!

    "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
    claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
    imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
     
  18. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Farmer

    Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    news:iako44lfrud0abf9g5772dq4g3m0ef9kb9@4ax.com:

    > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>
    >>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms
    >>>>from your buttcrack?
    >>>
    >>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin?

    >>
    >>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? I
    >>always figured you ate them on pizza or something.


    Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or something?

    > You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.


    You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do you eat?

    > You hungry?


    Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over to join
    the fun in, oh, about five seconds.

    /starts countdown timer

    5... 4... 3...
     
  19. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

  20. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention

    gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms
    >>>>>from your buttcrack?
    >>>>
    >>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin?
    >>>
    >>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? I
    >>>always figured you ate them on pizza or something.

    >
    >Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or something?


    Because you're a newbie begging for attention. Does that bother you?

    >> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse.

    >
    >You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do you eat?


    Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit, much like you.

    [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.)

    You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. Why is that?

    --
    Timmay!

    "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
    claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
    imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
     

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