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  1. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Aratzio: Two-Time Spankard

    Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    [...]
    >>*cough*plagiarized*cough*

    >
    >I could forgive your imbecilic chum Ploddy for not seeing the original
    >comment, but you've got no excuse for such blatant stupidity apart
    >from your very limited vocabulary. To plagiarise is to steal anothers
    >work illicitly. Do you understand what the word illicit means, idiot?
    >The intention was quite obviously to satirise anothers work.
    >
    >Do you remember this?
    >
    >"I'd make more of an effort to draw you into another flame war, but
    >given your constant snipping and running its clear you want to stay
    >out of any threads where you might make another mistake and I'll round
    >on those mistakes and punt you from another thread."
    >
    >After dropping the other threads, you've decided to follow up another
    >one of my posts with a *single word* and you *still* royally fucked it
    >up. You really *must* enjoy being treated like a public urinal.
    >
    >Be gone, spankard.


    It came to pass that Aratzio was spanked out of alt.flame for the
    second time within the last year. There was much wailing and gnashing
    of teeth with many, many tears being shed. And after seven days the
    waters of the flood came upon the earth. And tears fell upon the earth
    forty days and forty nights, but nothing could change the fact that
    Aratzio was a spankard.

    --
    Timmay!

    "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
    claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
    imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
     
  2. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    Timmay!: All-Time Pathetic Crybaby Re: Aratzio: Two-Time Spankard

    On Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:26:44 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

    > Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    > [...]
    >>>*cough*plagiarized*cough*

    >>
    >>I could forgive your imbecilic chum Ploddy for not seeing the original
    >>comment, but you've got no excuse for such blatant stupidity apart
    >>from your very limited vocabulary. To plagiarise is to steal anothers
    >>work illicitly. Do you understand what the word illicit means, idiot?
    >>The intention was quite obviously to satirise anothers work.
    >>
    >>Do you remember this?
    >>
    >>"I'd make more of an effort to draw you into another flame war, but
    >>given your constant snipping and running its clear you want to stay
    >>out of any threads where you might make another mistake and I'll round
    >>on those mistakes and punt you from another thread."
    >>
    >>After dropping the other threads, you've decided to follow up another
    >>one of my posts with a *single word* and you *still* royally fucked it
    >>up. You really *must* enjoy being treated like a public urinal.
    >>
    >>Be gone, spankard.

    >
    > It came to pass that Aratzio was spanked out of alt.flame for the
    > second time within the last year. There was much wailing and gnashing
    > of teeth with many, many tears being shed. And after seven days the
    > waters of the flood came upon the earth. And tears fell upon the earth
    > forty days and forty nights, but nothing could change the fact that
    > Aratzio was a spankard.


    Would you stop this pathetic whining, please? You're not witty or funny so
    there is no reason to cry out for Aratzio's attention, just stop ok?

    --
    #1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
    #1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
    #10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
    COOSN-266-06-25794
     
  3. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >Timmay! wrote:

    [...]
    >> It came to pass that Aratzio was spanked out of alt.flame for the
    >> second time within the last year. There was much wailing and gnashing
    >> of teeth with many, many tears being shed. And after seven days the
    >> waters of the flood came upon the earth. And tears fell upon the earth
    >> forty days and forty nights, but nothing could change the fact that
    >> Aratzio was a spankard.

    >
    >W[SLAP]


    Hi Dogboy.

    --
    Timmay!

    "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
    No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
    <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
     
  4. Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    In article <bt7e445nib041re7h0um75au2hho2u3cag@4ax.com>,
    Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

    we all look disinterestedly in your general direction

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     
  5. K. A. Cannon

    K. A. Cannon Guest

    Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    On Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:28:48 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

    >In article <bt7e445nib041re7h0um75au2hho2u3cag@4ax.com>,
    > Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >
    >we all look disinterestedly in your general direction


    Who was that masked fuckhead?

    --
    K. A. Cannon
    kcannon at insurgent dot org
    (change the orgy to org to reply)

    COOSN-266-06-02374
    Hammer of Thor, April 2005
    PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
    #9 People ruining UseNet lits.
    #6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
    #5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
    #15 AUK psychos and felons lits
    #5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
     
  6. Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    In article <g27de2$bs$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
    K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

    > On Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:28:48 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    > >In article <bt7e445nib041re7h0um75au2hho2u3cag@4ax.com>,
    > > Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    > >
    > >we all look disinterestedly in your general direction

    >
    > Who was that masked fuckhead?


    who cares?

    arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
    limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
    then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
    call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
     
  7. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    Meat Plow: Owner of Timmay! Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    On Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:07:54 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

    > Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >>Timmay! wrote:

    > [...]
    >>> It came to pass that Aratzio was spanked out of alt.flame for the
    >>> second time within the last year. There was much wailing and gnashing
    >>> of teeth with many, many tears being shed. And after seven days the
    >>> waters of the flood came upon the earth. And tears fell upon the earth
    >>> forty days and forty nights, but nothing could change the fact that
    >>> Aratzio was a spankard.

    >>
    >>W[SLAP]


    Words that you cower in fear from happily restored:

    >> Would you stop this pathetic whining, please? You're not witty or funny
    >> so there is no reason to cry out for Aratzio's attention, just stop ok?


    > Hi Dogboy.


    Hi Coward.

    --
    #1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
    #1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
    #10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
    COOSN-266-06-25794
     
  8. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >Timmay! wrote:
    >> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >>>Timmay! wrote:

    >> [...]
    >>>> It came to pass that Aratzio was spanked out of alt.flame for the
    >>>> second time within the last year. There was much wailing and gnashing
    >>>> of teeth with many, many tears being shed. And after seven days the
    >>>> waters of the flood came upon the earth. And tears fell upon the earth
    >>>> forty days and forty nights, but nothing could change the fact that
    >>>> Aratzio was a spankard.
    >>>
    >>>W[SLAP]

    >
    >Words that you cower in fear from happily restored:


    You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again?

    >>> Would you stop this pathetic whining, please? You're not witty or funny
    >>> so there is no reason to cry out for Aratzio's attention, just stop ok?

    >
    >> Hi Dogboy.

    >
    >Hi Coward.


    Are you high or at rock bottom?

    --
    Timmay!

    "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
    claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
    imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
     
  9. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >
    >we all look disinterestedly in your general direction


    I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks are
    swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only skill is to
    hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and attempt imitation.

    --
    Timmay!

    "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
    claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
    imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
     
  10. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

    >Who was that masked fuckhead?


    Your master.

    --
    Timmay!

    "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
    claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
    imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
     
  11. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Ubergenius Troll Alert

    Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:

    > mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>
    >>we all look disinterestedly in your general direction

    >
    > I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks are
    > swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only skill is to
    > hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and attempt imitation.


    It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long dead Meow
    Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly shtick in a
    desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on Usenet. No. It's a
    superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and metaconversation to gently
    troll dumbasses like you and me and everyone on Usenet into crafty little
    traps. Seriously -- just ask Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or
    whatever her last name is now. So be very, very careful.
     
  12. Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    gregvk wrote:
    > Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    > news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:
    >
    >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> we all look disinterestedly in your general direction

    >>
    >> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks are
    >> swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only skill is to
    >> hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and attempt imitation.

    >
    > It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long dead
    > Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly shtick
    > in a desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on Usenet.
    > No. It's a superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and
    > metaconversation to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and
    > everyone on Usenet into crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask
    > Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last name
    > is now. So be very, very careful.


    Is this a test to see if I'm reading your posts?

    I am, but sometimes I don't know why.

    --
    Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

    How my beloved husband announced our impending nuptials
    to his boss two weeks before the wedding:

    "I'll be in NJ getting imprisoned for life to
    an evil female who is going to torture me until I die."
     
  13. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    Meat Plow: Owner of Timmay! Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim

    On Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:24:02 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

    > Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >>Timmay! wrote:
    >>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    >>>>Timmay! wrote:
    >>> [...]
    >>>>> It came to pass that Aratzio was spanked out of alt.flame for the
    >>>>> second time within the last year. There was much wailing and gnashing
    >>>>> of teeth with many, many tears being shed. And after seven days the
    >>>>> waters of the flood came upon the earth. And tears fell upon the earth
    >>>>> forty days and forty nights, but nothing could change the fact that
    >>>>> Aratzio was a spankard.
    >>>>
    >>>>W[SLAP]

    >>
    >>Words that you cower in fear from happily restored:

    >
    > You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again?


    I haven't been taking any psychotropic drugs, Obsesso.

    >>>> Would you stop this pathetic whining, please? You're not witty or funny
    >>>> so there is no reason to cry out for Aratzio's attention, just stop ok?

    >>
    >>> Hi Dogboy.

    >>
    >>Hi Coward.

    >
    > Are you high or at rock bottom?


    I'm giddy from laughing at your pathetic cries for attention that
    admittedly I should not been fueling.


    --
    #1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
    #1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
    #10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
    COOSN-266-06-25794
     
  14. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g29g16$aii$1
    @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

    > gregvk wrote:
    >> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >> news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >>>
    >>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks are
    >>> swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only skill is to
    >>> hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and attempt imitation.

    >>
    >> It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long dead
    >> Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly shtick
    >> in a desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on Usenet.
    >> No. It's a superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and
    >> metaconversation to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and
    >> everyone on Usenet into crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask
    >> Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last name
    >> is now. So be very, very careful.

    >
    > Is this a test to see if I'm reading your posts?


    Not really.

    > I am, but sometimes I don't know why.


    This will explain why:

    http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

    HTH!!
     
  15. Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    gregvk wrote:
    > "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    > news:g29g16$aii$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >
    >> gregvk wrote:
    >>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >>> news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:
    >>>
    >>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >>>>
    >>>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks
    >>>> are swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only
    >>>> skill is to hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and
    >>>> attempt imitation.
    >>>
    >>> It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long dead
    >>> Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly shtick
    >>> in a desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on Usenet.
    >>> No. It's a superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and
    >>> metaconversation to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and
    >>> everyone on Usenet into crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask
    >>> Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last name
    >>> is now. So be very, very careful.

    >>
    >> Is this a test to see if I'm reading your posts?

    >
    > Not really.


    Then you will be punished for taking my name in vain.

    >> I am, but sometimes I don't know why.

    >
    > This will explain why:
    >
    > http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
    >
    > HTH!!


    Y'know what's really cool? This:

    http://tinyurl.com/preview.php

    You know what's even cooler?

    http://www.google.com/search?source...rls=GGLL,GGLL:2008-15,GGLL:en&q=v=oHg5SJYRHA0

    --
    Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

    How my beloved husband announced our impending nuptials
    to his boss two weeks before the wedding:

    "I'll be in NJ getting imprisoned for life to
    an evil female who is going to torture me until I die."
     
  16. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    news:g29tku$dko$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

    > gregvk wrote:
    >> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >> news:g29g16$aii$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>
    >>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >>>> news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks
    >>>>> are swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only
    >>>>> skill is to hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and
    >>>>> attempt imitation.
    >>>>
    >>>> It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long
    >>>> dead Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly
    >>>> shtick in a desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on
    >>>> Usenet. No. It's a superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and
    >>>> metaconversation to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and
    >>>> everyone on Usenet into crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask
    >>>> Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last
    >>>> name is now. So be very, very careful.
    >>>
    >>> Is this a test to see if I'm reading your posts?

    >>
    >> Not really.

    >
    > Then you will be punished for taking my name in vain.
    >
    >>> I am, but sometimes I don't know why.

    >>
    >> This will explain why:
    >>
    >> http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
    >>
    >> HTH!!

    >
    > Y'know what's really cool? This:
    >
    > http://tinyurl.com/preview.php


    That's not cool. That's sheer crap.

    > You know what's even cooler?
    >
    > http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLL,GGLL:


    No, THIS is cool:

    http://turnip.notlong.com/
     
  17. Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    gregvk wrote:
    > "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    > news:g29tku$dko$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >
    >> gregvk wrote:
    >>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>> news:g29g16$aii$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>
    >>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >>>>> news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks
    >>>>>> are swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only
    >>>>>> skill is to hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and
    >>>>>> attempt imitation.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long
    >>>>> dead Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly
    >>>>> shtick in a desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on
    >>>>> Usenet. No. It's a superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and
    >>>>> metaconversation to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and
    >>>>> everyone on Usenet into crafty little traps. Seriously -- just
    >>>>> ask Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or whatever her
    >>>>> last name is now. So be very, very careful.
    >>>>
    >>>> Is this a test to see if I'm reading your posts?
    >>>
    >>> Not really.

    >>
    >> Then you will be punished for taking my name in vain.
    >>
    >>>> I am, but sometimes I don't know why.
    >>>
    >>> This will explain why:
    >>>
    >>> http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
    >>>
    >>> HTH!!

    >>
    >> Y'know what's really cool? This:
    >>
    >> http://tinyurl.com/preview.php

    >
    > That's not cool. That's sheer crap.


    I think you mean, "You win, Rhonda."

    >> You know what's even cooler?
    >>
    >> http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLL,GGLL:

    >
    > No, THIS is cool:


    I doubt it.

    > http://turnip.notlong.com/


    I don't trust you anymore, so your links will go unclicked until you
    redeem yourself.

    --
    Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

    How my beloved husband announced our impending nuptials
    to his boss two weeks before the wedding:

    "I'll be in NJ getting imprisoned for life to
    an evil female who is going to torture me until I die."
     
  18. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g2a1rr$ng9$1
    @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

    > gregvk wrote:
    >> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >> news:g29tku$dko$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>
    >>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>>> news:g29g16$aii$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks
    >>>>>>> are swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only
    >>>>>>> skill is to hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and
    >>>>>>> attempt imitation.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long
    >>>>>> dead Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly
    >>>>>> shtick in a desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on
    >>>>>> Usenet. No. It's a superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and
    >>>>>> metaconversation to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and
    >>>>>> everyone on Usenet into crafty little traps. Seriously -- just
    >>>>>> ask Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or whatever her
    >>>>>> last name is now. So be very, very careful.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Is this a test to see if I'm reading your posts?
    >>>>
    >>>> Not really.
    >>>
    >>> Then you will be punished for taking my name in vain.
    >>>
    >>>>> I am, but sometimes I don't know why.
    >>>>
    >>>> This will explain why:
    >>>>
    >>>> http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
    >>>>
    >>>> HTH!!
    >>>
    >>> Y'know what's really cool? This:
    >>>
    >>> http://tinyurl.com/preview.php

    >>
    >> That's not cool. That's sheer crap.

    >
    > I think you mean, "You win, Rhonda."


    Actually, I'm glad you reminded me of that. It prompted me to go
    rediscover a couple other URL shortener sites that don't have a preview
    feature. Sites that are relatively obscure, and thus make it easier to
    sucker some idiot into clicking a link to something stupid or gross.

    >>> You know what's even cooler?
    >>>
    >>> http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8

    &rls=GGLL,GGLL:
    >>
    >> No, THIS is cool:

    >
    > I doubt it.


    Turnips are *always* cool.

    >> http://turnip.notlong.com/

    >
    > I don't trust you anymore, so your links will go unclicked until you
    > redeem yourself.


    Coward.

    Just be glad I didn't "last measure" or "pain series" you. Those are
    far, Far, FAR worse than either of the links above.
     
  19. Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    gregvk wrote:
    > "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    > news:g2a1rr$ng9$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >
    >> gregvk wrote:
    >>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>> news:g29tku$dko$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>
    >>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>>>> news:g29g16$aii$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >>>>>>> news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> we all look disinterestedly in your general direction
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their
    >>>>>>>> ranks are swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose
    >>>>>>>> only skill is to hang onto the coat tails of their
    >>>>>>>> predecessors and attempt imitation.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long
    >>>>>>> dead Meow Wars playing the "nonconformist"
    >>>>>>> I-don't-write-properly shtick in a desperate attempt to stand
    >>>>>>> out from everyone else on Usenet. No. It's a
    >>>>>>> superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and metaconversation
    >>>>>>> to gently troll dumbasses like you and me and everyone on
    >>>>>>> Usenet into crafty little traps. Seriously -- just ask Rhonda
    >>>>>>> Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or whatever her last name
    >>>>>>> is now. So be very, very careful.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Is this a test to see if I'm reading your posts?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Not really.
    >>>>
    >>>> Then you will be punished for taking my name in vain.
    >>>>
    >>>>>> I am, but sometimes I don't know why.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> This will explain why:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
    >>>>>
    >>>>> HTH!!
    >>>>
    >>>> Y'know what's really cool? This:
    >>>>
    >>>> http://tinyurl.com/preview.php
    >>>
    >>> That's not cool. That's sheer crap.

    >>
    >> I think you mean, "You win, Rhonda."

    >
    > Actually, I'm glad you reminded me of that. It prompted me to go
    > rediscover a couple other URL shortener sites that don't have a
    > preview feature. Sites that are relatively obscure, and thus make it
    > easier to sucker some idiot into clicking a link to something stupid
    > or gross.


    Glad I could help out.

    >>>> You know what's even cooler?
    >>>>
    >>>> http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8
    >>>> &rls=GGLL,GGLL:
    >>>
    >>> No, THIS is cool:

    >>
    >> I doubt it.

    >
    > Turnips are *always* cool.


    Only in stew. And then, only for flavor. People who actually eat turnips
    are weird.

    >>> http://turnip.notlong.com/

    >>
    >> I don't trust you anymore, so your links will go unclicked until you
    >> redeem yourself.

    >
    > Coward.


    I skydived for more than five years. One of the survival skills I
    learned was not to jump out of a perfectly good airplane into a cloud
    bank.

    > Just be glad I didn't "last measure" or "pain series" you. Those are
    > far, Far, FAR worse than either of the links above.


    You'll get to it, I'm sure.

    --
    Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

    How my beloved husband announced our impending nuptials
    to his boss two weeks before the wedding:

    "I'll be in NJ getting imprisoned for life to
    an evil female who is going to torture me until I die."
     
  20. Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert

    On 05 Jun 2008 18:55:45 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

    >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
    >news:3qbg445i875avaavqudtbpa10su1a86qe4@4ax.com:
    >
    >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>we all look disinterestedly in your general direction

    >>
    >> I remember when Meowers could write a flame, but now their ranks are
    >> swollen with herds of vastly more stupid sheep whose only skill is to
    >> hang onto the coat tails of their predecessors and attempt imitation.

    >
    >It's not a boring fuckwit attention-whore refugee from the long dead Meow
    >Wars playing the "nonconformist" I-don't-write-properly shtick in a
    >desperate attempt to stand out from everyone else on Usenet. No. It's a
    >superdupermegagenius who employs subtlety and metaconversation to gently
    >troll dumbasses like you and me and everyone on Usenet into crafty little
    >traps. Seriously -- just ask Rhonda Lea "Goddess Of Bad Judgement" Kirk or
    >whatever her last name is now. So be very, very careful.


    Greg thinks he's a troll now...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

    *nearly dies from laughter*

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     

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