Finally a candidate that will end all bad things!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/john_edwards_vows_to_end_all_bad

 

Danr:
That was great!
Where do I contribute to his campaign?
Oh, that would be bad for my pocket, so, I guess that I won't do it.

 

By god I think she has got it, The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.

 

What about things that could be good or bad. He might implode

 

hahahaha

 

The rain in Spain , falls mainly on the plain! By George I think shes got it.