Cronkite: A flying anchor. Glancing: Singing and looking. Looking: King of eyes. Boil Ling: Chinese at 212 degrees. Convert: Green criminal. Divert: Green die. Invert: Green hotel. Revert: Turn green again.
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47ABC41E.D65616DB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Cronkite: A flying anchor. > > Glancing: Singing and looking. > > Looking: King of eyes. > > Boil Ling: Chinese at 212 degrees. Well that sire sounds like what they used to cook down Gerrard Street in the 60s when I was a telephoyne Engine Ear down there! Gar masks they should have issued us! The grub's much better down there now that the streeet and teh rest of China Town had become famous. And teh food. > > Convert: Green criminal. > > Divert: Green die. Divert: An injured frogman. > Invert: Green hotel. > > Revert: Turn green again. Verdigris: Thick green lubricating oil. Convent: Against air conditioning. Probably caught Leg-in-air's Disease once!
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:47ABC41E.D65616DB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Cronkite: A flying anchor. > > > > Glancing: Singing and looking. > > > > Looking: King of eyes. > > > > Boil Ling: Chinese at 212 degrees. > > Well that sire sounds like what they used to cook down Gerrard Street in the > 60s when I was a telephoyne Engine Ear down there! Gar masks they should > have issued us! Whats a gar mask?
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:47ABC41E.D65616DB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Cronkite: A flying anchor. > > > > Glancing: Singing and looking. > > > > Looking: King of eyes. > > > > Boil Ling: Chinese at 212 degrees. > > Well that sire sounds like what they used to cook down Gerrard Street in the > 60s when I was a telephoyne Engine Ear down there! Gar masks they should > have issued us! They were cooking Chinese a la the Holocaust?
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47AFF704.1CFD003D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:47ABC41E.D65616DB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Cronkite: A flying anchor. > > > > > > Glancing: Singing and looking. > > > > > > Looking: King of eyes. > > > > > > Boil Ling: Chinese at 212 degrees. > > > > Well that sire sounds like what they used to cook down Gerrard Street in the > > 60s when I was a telephoyne Engine Ear down there! Gar masks they should > > have issued us! > > Whats a gar mask? > It's a gas mark for romeone with a rpeech defect!
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47AFF726.BF90265D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:47ABC41E.D65616DB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Cronkite: A flying anchor. > > > > > > Glancing: Singing and looking. > > > > > > Looking: King of eyes. > > > > > > Boil Ling: Chinese at 212 degrees. > > > > Well that sire sounds like what they used to cook down Gerrard Street in the > > 60s when I was a telephoyne Engine Ear down there! Gar masks they should > > have issued us! > > They were cooking Chinese a la the Holocaust? > I don't like Holocaust puns or jokes. Prisoner-of-War camp jokes are OK though. Camp Common Dent addressink der prisonerss: "Iyy heff some gut newss undt some bad newss for you, gentlemenss. First, here ist der gut newss: Half of you are goink tzu Stalag 15 unt zi other half tzu Stalag 16." Prisoners' C.O.: "So what is the bad news, sir?" Common Dent: "Ze answer ist simple. Ze top haves of you are goink tzu 15 and ze bottom halves are goink to 16!!!"
