*fart*

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by dave hillstrom, Nov 10, 2007.

  1. oh, pardon me.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  2. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
    hillstrom stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : oh, pardon me.

    SBD?

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    Netscape & Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
    kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
    wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
    defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
    spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
    returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
    than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


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    meow
     
  3. On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:23:34 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
    <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

    >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
    >hillstrom stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: oh, pardon me.
    >
    >SBD?


    hardly silent.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  4. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    news:0kiaj3pgfmi0sdef8kj4ukvi1dm5ceasj1@4ax.com...
    > oh, pardon me.


    Beer farts?

    >
    > --
    > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
    >
    > this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    > but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.
    >
    > and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    > farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    > more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    > on this plane.
     
  5. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
    hillstrom stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:23:34 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
    : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    :
    : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    : : dave hillstrom stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
    : : usenet:
    : :
    : : : oh, pardon me.
    : :
    : : SBD?
    :
    : hardly silent.

    no follow thru?

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
    kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
    wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
    defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
    spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
    returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
    than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


    |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    (,_..----''' (,..--''


    meow
     
  6. trippy

    trippy Guest

    In article <0kiaj3pgfmi0sdef8kj4ukvi1dm5ceasj1@4ax.com>, dave hillstrom
    took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

    > oh, pardon me.
    >
    >


    Taco Bell for dinner?

    --
    trippy
    mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
    sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
    http://www.myspace.com/starshine_moonbeam

    NP: "Call Me When You're Sober" -- Evanescence

    "What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
    and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
    and keep moving forward. Get up."

    -- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"
     

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